A/N) So yeah, once again for my muse. He knows why! No better way to say I am sorry by uploading a chapter or one of your favorite stories, right? To my readers, we are bringing back the happy. I know you have all been ready to stop the doom and gloom (Myself included) Let's see things get mildly sexual here and there in a RiRen sense. Naughty language because Levi is still a bit of a grump. Other than that, please enjoy.
Eren was helping Levi stand up "Isn't it wonderful Levi? You are finally free to go!" He laughed "Although, I think the nurses were all ready to send you home. You know, after you cursed each one of them a new one, when they relocated your shoulder."
"Brat, have you ever had a dislocated bone reset?" Levi asked.
"Can't say I ever remember it, no."
"Would you like to experience it first hand?"
"Don't be such a grump, Levi. Jeeze, two days before your birthday, and you are already unpleasant." Hange said.
"Shut up, shitty glasses." Levi growled. "Speaking of that, Eren we have shopping to do."
"W-what? I think that's a bad idea. You need to rest." Eren told him.
"I've had enough rest in this damn hospital bed. We are spending Christmas at your mom's, I haven't had time to get gifts, we are going out, end of story."
Eren sighed, and bit his tongue. Levi wouldn't change his mind once it was made up.
"But first, I want to go home, stick this leg in the giant condom they gave me, and take a shower."
Eren blushed "Levi! It's not a condom. It's to keep your leg from getting wet while it's in this cast."
Hange was doubled over in laughter "I'm going with Levi on this Eren, it does look like a giant leg condom!"
Eren shook his head. Why, out of everyone else, did he pick Hange to help when Levi was discharged? Oh right, everyone else was busy. Armin and Mikasa were with Carla. Erwin was finishing up business at the office, in preparation for closing down for the holiday. Leaving only Hange available. Hange did keep Levi lively. They finally loaded Levi into the passenger seat of his Mercedes. He instructed Eren to bring it, since it was roomier.
Hange smiled at them "I'll let everyone know you guys will be home later, because Levi is a stubborn ass. See ya!"
Eren waved "Bye Hange. Thanks for your help." He turned back to Levi "Are you ready?"
Levi sighed "I won't lie. It's a little nerve wrecking. I'll be alright."
Eren grabbed his hand and kiss the back of it. Getting into a bad accident, and then getting back into a car, had to be hard on Levi. "I'm right here with you. If anything bad happens, you can blame it all on me."
"Sounds good."
They made it home safe and sound. Eren helped Levi out of the car, and onto his new crutches.
"Meet in the bathroom. I need help out of my clothes. Not a word. I hate feeling so fucking pathetic."
Eren called out after him "You are no such thing. I want to help. Wouldn't be the first time I helped you out of your clothes."
Levi blushed as he hobbled away "Stupid brat."
Eren giggled. Levi's ear were a soft pink. That meant he was blushing. He grabbed the bags and put their stuff up. He hadn't realized how much he had grabbed while stuck in the hospital. It was like they were setting up residence there. Honestly, he hadn't expected Levi to get out so early, but his major wounds healed fast. Luckily he had limited internal damage, no concussion, and keeping him pumped full of drugs helped him relax, and not aggravate any of the major wounds.
Eren walked into the bathroom and saw Levi sitting on the toilet, shirtless, and trying to bend over to remove his sock. It was almost morbid that Eren thought he still looked so sexy, even bandaged up. He laughed "Let me help."
He walked over, and got on his knees. He removed the sock, and then ordered Levi to stand. He unsnapped and unzipped his pants, hooking his fingers into the waistband of both his pants and underwear. He yanked them down, and faced an entirely different problem. "Well hello there! Excited?"
"We haven't had sex since you left to study for your finals, and I've been in the hospital. Now, you are on your knees on front of me! Excuse me for being a little excited."
Eren giggled "Just a second, okay? Sit down." He leaned forward, and looked up at Levi. His lips were caught on a fiery kiss of tongue and teeth. He sighed happily, tasting his boyfriend again, and savoring it. He broke away, and began unwrapping Levi's bandaged chest. As each bruise, stitch, and scar was revealed, he tenderly kissed each one. Almost like he was apologizing for what had happened. Once the chest was unwrapped, he finally bent over and took Levi's hard problem in his mouth, causing the man to arch his back, grab onto his hair, and moan in approval. Eren intended to use his mouth and tongue to show Levi just how much he had missed him.
Back at Carla's house, Hange told everyone what had happened at the hospital. Erwin leaned over to whisper to Armin "Ten bucks they fuck like rabbits, before they go shopping."
Armin's face turned red, and he laughed "That's a fools bet!"
Levi lasted all of forty five seconds before filling Eren's mouth. The boy struggled to swallow "Wow...thick."
Levi panted "Shut up. Its been awhile."
Eren smiled and continued getting Levi ready to bathe. He managed to wrap Levi's leg in the newly dubbed "leg condom" and helped him shower in his new stool. Afterwards, he helped him dry off, wrapped his bandages around his chest after applying his creams. Then, kisses turned to touching, and touching led to sex. Since Levi was injured, Eren took the lead and became a mess, in the bed, moaning, while riding his boyfriend. It was amazing, familiar, and really hot.
When they finished, Eren snuggled up next to him "I almost forgot how much I missed that."
Levi chuckled, holding him tight "I didn't forget." He kissed Eren's head "We need to get shopping and stuff."
"I know. But it's not like they don't know we were going to do this first."
"True. Let's not give them time to make bets. Help me get dressed, and let's go."
"Okay."
They made it to Carla's house with their arms overloaded with Christmas gifts. Well, more like Eren made two trips with his arms full. They were all wrapped, boxed, and bagged. (Thank you free gift wrapping!)
Carla walked over and hugged Eren and Levi. "Hello boys! Levi, I'm so happy we can have you here with us!"
"Happy to be here, Carla. Thank you for inviting us to stay."
"Well, it was my kids idea to stay after the divorce. Death just makes it more important." She looked at the mantle on the fireplace, and shook her head. Grisha didn't have a funeral, his will stated that everything went to Carla, and he wanted to be cremated. Carla split the funds of Grisha's stocks, properties, and everything else between her, and the three kids. To be honest, they were always a well to do family, but now, they were more than well to do.
"Eren, this piece of mail came in for you." Carla said, handing the boy an envelope.
"It's our final grades." Mikasa said.
"Mikasa and I are on the Dean's list! All A's." Armin said with a smile.
Eren ripped into the letter, and read over his grades. His eyes went wide, and he shook his head "I...I can't believe this!"
Mikasa and Armin winced. They waited for the rant on how he studied so hard only to fail. They were shocked when a smile appeared on his face.
"I...I passed all my classes! All A's and B's!"
"Eren! That's wonderful!" Carla said hugging her son.
"I'm proud of you Eren." Levi said, putting an arm around the boy.
"Well, dinner is almost done. So, come on to the kitchen everyone." Carla declared gleefully. She was so happy to have the house full of laughter and smiles. Her kids, their partners, it all made her happy.
"Oh man, mom is that beef stew I smell?" Eren asked.
"I was wondering when your nose would pick that up. Guess it's a good thing you passed your classes. This is a celebratory thing now."
Carla's beef stew was famous among the kids. It was their favorite meal. They could eat it for days. They had on a few occasions.
"Oh great! Real food! No more shitty hospital food." Levi said happily.
Eren served him a bowl, and filled one up for himself "Eat up. Between the three of us, there might not be seconds."
"Eren, I made the biggest pot I have." Carla said.
"She forgets how much we love it." Armin laughed.
"Thanks, Eren. You really are going to spoil me." Levi told the boy.
Dinner was full of laughter and happiness. Warmth and cheer. Carla was discussing Christmas Eve plans, and everyone was excited. This was the first time, in a long time, Levi felt excited about Christmas. But he had no idea, that his green eyed brat, had a big surprise waiting for him.
A/N) Anyone watch Youtuber Shane Dawson? Yeah, thanks to him for the "leg condom" humor.