Not an early update, sorry! :( But I just wanted to alert anyone who reads this story that I have a poll on my profile. I can't write anything for this story until I get at least four votes! And whatever wins will change a lot, so choose wisely! :3 Thank you to everyone who's reading this!

And to make up for this not being an update (and to make sure Fanfiction doesn't sue me XP), I've compiled a bunch of funny drabbles (at least I thought they were funny OwO) with some characters, perhaps unfamiliar, from both me and this fandom.

Enjoy!

Dramon was not having a good day.

Grumbling to himself as he stormed through the hallway, he found his brother, Varsa, standing in his path. He glared at him, "Outta the way."

Varsa, ever the careless jokester, shot him a mischievous grin. "What's the magic word?"

Dramon wasn't having it, and snapped, "Abracadabra you're dead."

"I still feel pretty alive."

"Not for long you won't."

Kairi pinched the bridge of her nose, "Honestly, we're going to get ourselves killed one day."

Sora gave her a 'well, what are you gonna do about it' smile.

Riku snorted, "You say that like we don't have experience."

Aviana scowled, trying to fix her appearance. "UGH! This is so messy! What do you think?" She turned to one of her friends, Dramon, who was waiting for her to finish so that they and the team could get going.

He rolled his eyes, "Mirrors can't talk, and fortunately for you, they can't laugh either."

Her scowl deepened. "See, this is why no one ever asks for your opinion."

Dramon shrugged, "I'm just telling the cold hard truth."

"Get your coldness outta here before I freeze to death."

"WHY ARE YOU OPENING THE DOOR IT'S LIKE A MILLION DEGREES OUTSIDE AND IT'S AIR CONDITIONED IN HERE."

Liat paused at Orson's mad outburst. "...I was getting cold."

"OH, I'M SORRY, YOU'RE COLD, LET'S JUST OPEN THE GATES TO THE FIRE WORLD IN ORDER TO APPEASE YOU-"

"Okay, I get it." She shut the door, "You need to chill."

"I'M CHILL ALRIGHT! CHILL IN THIS NICE COLD ROOM!"

Liat rolled her eyes and left the empty school cafeteria in order to find another way out.

Riku stared at Sora, "How are you even alive?"

Sora gave him a bewildered look. "I dunno, at this point I'm just going along with the miracle of me still breathing."

Kairi cut down another Shadow. "So, you don't know?"

"Ha! Of course not."

Out of all the people Elrena had to be partnered with...

"Are we-"

"For the last time, we aren't there yet, Ephemer!" she snapped.

He raised his hands. "Okay, okay."

A few seconds of blissful silence passed.

"Where are we going again?" Ephemer asked.

She really wasn't in the mood for this, "We're going patrolling."

"That's a verb, not a real destination," he pointed out.

"Just like this isn't a real road trip. So stop asking if we're there yet."

~In the teacher's lounge~

Liat wrote a few more notes down on her paperwork, glancing at her unfinished meal. "Can someone pass the salt?" Her head cracked up and she glared, "If you throw one of the teachers across the table I'm going to murder you."

Candace shrugged and backed away from the puzzled teachers.

Ephemer peered at their mission. "Looks like we're going to have to go that huge fire world or whatever it's called in order to get rid of the Heartless there." He chuckled, the action not really reaching his face. "Isn't this going to be fun?"

Skuld stared at him. "No. No, this is not going to be fun. How dare you insinuate this is going to be fun."

"Run?" suggested Candace.

Riku stared at the coming onslaught of Heartless, and instead of a verbal answer, decided they should get backup. He booked it.

"That's a yes!" Candace cackled, casually batting away a Shadow with her Keyblade.

Aviana shivered. "It's cold out here."

Dramon let out a harsh laugh, "You think this is cold? Have you ever been to Greenland? That place is-"

She rolled her eyes and pushed past him. "Sheesh, I get it, shut up."

Lauriam huffed at Elrena, "You're insufferable."

She scoffed, "Well I can't be flawless all the time, now can I?"

Ava sighed, and said in a hushed voice, "The Master is in a meeting with some governors, so we should probably be quiet." She nodded at the closed door.

Gula mulled this over, then turned to Ira. "Psst! Ira!"

The Foreteller turned, "What?" he asked quietly.

Gula grinned, "Shh!"

Ava choked on her drink.

That's all! XD Hope it was funny!

See y'all in the next one!

somibel, OUT!