Filler

It was a normal day for Tensai.

{Rise and shiiine~ Riiise and shine mah baybe!}

He opened his eyes at the familiar tune of his alarm clock. He pressed the snooze button. Counted to ten and stood up. He put on his glasses, non-prescript ones. He put on his smile.

"Good morning world!" he dressed "Good morning little brother!" – he said to thin air as he exited his room.

Dow the stair he went. Washed up, made himself a cup of decaf and went out on the balcony. He took a slow sip and looked at the scenery outside of Ultam HQ.

"Ah! What a wonderful morning!" – he smiled.

In front of him was Musaka, streets full of trash, graffiti, occasional crime scene, corpse, an old bloody spot here and there, one of the wooden buildings where the old park one stood was on fire and there were quite a few destroyed buildings due to No Bright's tantrum for losing Tenori.

"Still in his little world, huh?" – a tall and fat man muttered as he munched on chips.

"Oh, shush! Don't start this again, please!" a woman in bikini, wearing leather sandals scolded the man "You know how he becomes when you break his little fantasy. He gets hysterical and starts thrashing. I don't wanna clean another mess caused by your cynical trab, Fat Mug!"

"Hey! It's Fang Ruk, not Fat Mug!" he shouted, crumpling the chip bag in his hand "I am only honest with him Dreary. If we keep such a whacko we'd get into a trouble someday!"

"Oh, don't start that. Hohoho!" she laughed like a witch "Like half of the Infantry force don't have at least a few loose screws!"

"AH! Dreary, Fang Ruk! I didn't see you. Want to join me in my morning ritual of peace?" – Tensai lifted his pink, flowery mug with unicorn on it.

"Nah, screw you brat!" – Fang Ruk turned around and left the balcony.

"Sure thing!" – Dreary joined him.

"It's a pleasure to have you here Dreary-sempai!" Tensai stared at her chesr for a bit "Aren't you cold like that?"

"Nah, sweetums, I am cold-proofed! I like the freedom, you know?" – se flaunted her body.

"OK. I can lend you a shirt if you get chilly."

She was about to start seducing him but a person burs through the door.

" Wha's UP BITCHES?" – a white haired young man shouted.

"Oh, if it isn't the lil piggy! Want some tatoes sweetie?" Dreary mocked him.

"Shut up, ya witch! From which swamp did you crawl out today?!" – the man spat.

"That's it! You will pay!"

She dove for him, he braced himself for a hit but her fist quickly changed direction – it was a feint! Her hand grasped something in his wild white pair and pulled. He squealed as a furry, white boar ear came into view.

"Oh, the piggy squeals like his daddy! Hohohoho!"

"I will kill you slut! I didn't want that flaming pig to fuck my mom!" –he swing his fists at Dreary's face but she dodged.

He was angry and was getting angrier because the agitation was not only making his hated tail move but also that he was making angry snorts.

"Now, now, Matsu-kun, Dreary-sempai! No need to fight each other! I think we can solve whatever-" – Tensai started.

"Shut up!" – Matsu didn't listen and continued to attack Dreary.

She dodged and ducked. The balcony was not big, so it was natural an accident would occur. Dreary ducked and Matsu's fist connected with Tensai's face.

*CRACK!*

A pair of broken glasses fell on the floor, Tensai's forehead was bleeding from the impact. Everyone stood still for a few seconds.

"Crap…" – Dreary whispered.

"Uh…" – Matsu's ears flattened back, preparing for the outburst.

Tensai stared at the broken glasses, a few drops of his blood falling. His whole body shook before-

"YOU KILLED MY BROTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" – he screeched and lunged at Matsu.

Matsu dodged but Tensai used the mug in his hand as a projectile and smashed it in Matsu's side. Pieces of the broken mug and cold decaf flew in the air. Dreary ran inside.

"Where the fuck is the sedative?!" – she shouted.

"I WILL KILL YOUUUU!" Tensai madly tried to maul Matsu "BROTHEEEEEER! Whyyyyyy?!"

"Here he goes again." – an old woman in a lab coat, bunny slippers, hair in one messy bun and a shotgun in her hand muttered.

She barely reached Matsu's waist (bun included) but she was buff as heck and had a dragon tattoo on her face, plus a golden tooth. She aimed the shotgun at Tensai and shot a tranquilizer with a scary accuracy in his neck.

"Gyaaaah! Why did you bite me granny?! Waaaah!" – Tensai wailed and tried to hit Matsu a few more times before he face planted, asleep for the next few hours.

"Here, I put im to sleep, again…" she grumbled "Get him to his bed, clean here and for fuck's sake, put a pair of the goddamned glassed on his night stand this time!"

"Yes mam'!" – Matsu saluted.

"Fucking idiots…" she lit a cigar and walked off somewhere.

Matsu dragged Tensai to his room and did as he was told. A few hours later…

"Good morning guys! It seems I overslept today! Hahaha!" Tensai was making himself a cup of decaf "You won't believe what a crazy dream I had…"

And this is part of the daily life of villains from another dimension.

(AN: Can you guess the identities in BNHA of the new villains I introduced? Oh, just so you know Dreary is an OC.)