I'VE GOT A LIST OF PEOPLE THAT I WANT TO BEAT UP! NUMBER ONE: GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK WHO STOLE MY VIRGINITY AGAIN. AND THEN HE HAD THE GUTS TO TELL HIS GRANDPA THAT I AM A RAPIST RACIST BITCH. SHIT THE FUCK UP I TOTALLY WHOPPED YOUR BLATOIOSE AND I'M SO SORRY JUST BECAUSE MY BOOBS ARE SMALL DON'T MEAN I'M UGLY. AND I DON'T SMELL, GARY IS JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND HAS EIGHT DICKS.
TWO: AASH KETCHUM. HE'S AN ASS, NEVER CHANGES HIS UNDERWEAR AND ATE MY CLOYSTER LIKE A GRUMPIG. FUCKING WEEZING GRUNT. WAIT TILL I PIKACHU AT YOUR WEENY CATERPIE AND FRY YOU AND YOUR CHARIZARD TO ARCEUS'S BUTTHOLE BECAUSE YOU OWE ME MONEY BITCH AND YOU LEFT ME, FOR MISTY, MAY, DAWN, SERENA AND YOU FUCKED EVERYBODY IN YOUR PATH AND YOU'RE SUCK A NUDFGHTY DIRTY SUB AND I WILL EST YOUR BYM DDOEFOKLSDFVRTNUYGNJTKGJGITLKGJFN, YOU MAKDD MD O MAD THT I CANT WRITE PROEPRLY AND I WAS GOING TO BE WITH NUMBER ONE AUTHOR AND MY POKEMON JOURNEY WAS AMAZING BUT YOU FUCKING SOLD MY MEMOIR TO NINTENDO AND CLAIMED THAT YOU DID IT AND NOW YOU ARE FAMOUS FOR SHIT YOU DIDNLT DO. ORANGE CHAMPION? BITCH THAT WAS ME! ALOLA CIP THAT WAS ME TOO AND WHILE YOU IN A COMA YOU DON'T KNOW HO OH HO OH WAS MY FITHTEENTH BOYFRIEND AND HE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU LYING CCUNT HOW ARE YOU SHIT ON MY LEGACY AND TREAT WOMEN LIKE SHIT.
THREE: BROCK THE COCK WHO'S A DIRTY JOCK! YOU PEED IN ME DURING SEX! FUCK YOU!
BLAINE: FOR INSULTING MY BOYFRIEND WITH EIGHT DICKS AND CALLING ME CRAZY AND HIGH II AM THE MOST SANE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
GIOVANNI: I DON'T YOU BUT YOU LOOK LIKE A GRANBULL. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TEACH YOUR PEST TO DO THAT SHIT.
PROFESSOR OAK: FOR NOT PAYING FOR THE SERVICE. I GIVE YOU 151 BLOWJOBS AND YOU NEVER PAID ME ONCE!
METAPOD: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A POKEMON YOU BETTER GET ME MY MONEY
YOUNGSTER JOEY: YOUR STUPID RATATA ATE MY WHOLE VAGINA!
HARRY STYLES IS MY GRANDMA AND HE HAS AN EPIC TEAM OF SIX ARCEUSES AND WILL KNOCK ALL OF YOU OUT WITH GIGA IMPACT YEAH BABY TEACH YOU ALL TO FUCK WITH ME.
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HARRY STYLES IS MY GRANDMA
MY BOYFRIEND HAS EIGHT DICKS
I DO ABORTIONS AT GOOD DISCOUNT PRICE
I HATE VICKY POLLARD BECAUSE I BORROWED HER JIGGLYPUFF AND I WANT IT BACK
ERIC CARTMAN IS A POETRY MASTERPIECE AND A MUSICAL GENIUS EVERYTIME HE SINGS HE MAKES ME QUIVER WITH EXCITEMENT BECAUSE IT'S TRUE THAT KYLE'S MOM IS THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND WE MUST FIGHT THE SYSTEM BECAUSE THEY KILLED KENNY AND NOW CUBONE IS CRYING CUBONE IS LONELY FIRST HE LOSE HIS MOTHER INN LAVENDER TOWN AND THEN HE WAS TRADED A MILLION MILES AWAY TO COLARODO TO BE WITH KENNY AND NOW KENNY IS DEAD AT FIRST THEY DIDN'T GET ALONG ANDD CUBONE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM FOR MAKING CUBONE ACT OUT PORN FANTASIES BUT NOW CUBONE IS SAD CAUSE THRY BECAME FIRNEDS AND NOW HES DEAD CUBONE IS ANGRY AND WANTS REVENGE ON THE WOERLD AND ERIC CARTMAN SHOULD TAKE CUBONER UNDER HIS WING YREIOROF GTJGKRTJGKTRGKTGKFHKBVGGKRE,DFGHUTRWCVBNJOIUYTREDB UYT5ED IUYTRE OIUHYTR KLJHGF 8UYHGBV NHGTRE OIJHG NJHGFRE OIKJHG HGFRE OIUJHG NBGFUY JNH
I HAVE INVENTED A NEW LANGUAGE.
IT IS A LANGUAGE ONLY ME, MY BOYFRIEND WITH EIGHT DICKS AND CUBONER WILL UNDERSTAND.
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OH BY THE WAY I JUST WROTE THIS COOL FIC ABOUT LEDYBA AND SUNFLORA. HOPE YOU LIKE IT PRETEND THAT LEDYBA IS MY BOYFRIEND WITH EIGHT DUCKS AND THAT SUNFLORA IS ME KTHANXBAI
Ledyba loves licking lovely little light locks lol lol lol
Sunflora saves silly sex so she shags sha-sha-sha
Sunflora and ledyba polinated
SHORT BUT SWEET MASTERPIECE I HOPE YOU LIKE IT