Hey everyone, so given my past revelation on the Kent State Gun Girl biaseism drama and of what my friend had to deal with in that situation( probably about way past than 2 month ago) , It given me a bold inspiration in taking the great liberty to write a one-shot( Sorry that i didn't pull it up so soon but i've been working through a lot of things with school and tests that I've immediately forgotten about this draft). To note on here, it is partly inspired by a story I've found on "Archive of Our Own". So this is basically a full show of Madea completely blowing up her whole damn mind at K.B (Kent State Gun Girl)

Warning: May contain coarse and indecent language( because it's Madea, y'all)

P. S: I don't own any rights to Madea or any distribution own by Tyler Perry .

"MABEL" Betty Ann Murphy, or as anyone would call her Bam, hollered out loud on a cold warm September morning from the corner hall of her friend Mabel's(but mostly called Madea) house.

"WHAT?" came loudly the impatient voice of the mildly obese cranky elderly woman who was about over 6-foot tall with a burly build of a man, who then went over to where Bam was now standing.

"Mabel" Bam repeated in a shrill voice but then paused for a long second,

"What Bam, speak up" Madea demanded a bit rudely.

"The toilet's not working, Mabel" Bam finally said, as if it wasn't an important subject. Madea slowly took and processed on what Bam said, and upon realizing what actually happen, her eyes almost bulged out.

"What the HELL did you do to tha damn toilet?" Madea give a stern angry eye at her friend.

"I didn't do anything and I really really needed to take a little big tinkle."

" Bam, how many times do I got to tell you this; Tinkling is for lil' kids" she barked. "Pissing's for big ass grown folk like us. Beside, that ain't give no reason for why my toilet bang up here. My God, move outta the way please." She scooted Bam roughly from her direction and open the door to the restroom, where she was immediate engulf by a grey cloud. That wasn't a complete surprise, considering the fact that Bam would often smoke weed in any place and whatnot ( I gotta 'scriptiiiioooooooo...…Sorry, moving on) but nevertheless she went in without taking in a full breath of the strong foggy air.

As soon as she got in, Madea then went over to the toilet and flushed the toilet. To her beyond frustration, it didn't seem to do so in her command. Madea flushed it again but still nothing happened. Madea had to easily guessed that it was just exactly how Bam had said. Madea slowly reach her hand to lift the lid to take a eyeful inspect and as she did, she immediately started to regret it.

Madea pinched her nose, as she tried frantically to frail off the smell of whatever the toilet was effusing, and look down on there, and to her surprise,it was mounted up with more than 10 rolls of already soggy Charming Soft paper along with... you know what was there.. Madea's face almost started to fume.

"What the HELL wrong wit you, Bam" she exclaimed loudly.

"It wasn't my fault, i was peein' for damn sake, i didn't know i was gonna make a big 'plop'" she retorted defensively.

"You went in my bathroom cuz you knew you were gonna piss and squirt. So you didn't know that you was going to take a shit. You sitting there needing to piss and you didn't see that coming without a sign.

"WATCH IT" Bam barked. " You don't know the damn hell of what this ass has got to work with". She gestured down to her butt with her finger.

" Then buy some of those grown Truck Diapers!

As the two kept on arguing with their vulgar banter, they didn't bother to see the house open creaking up. Tiffany enter in trudging with her best friend Leah in tow, a look of annoyance and frustration clearly spreaded on her face. Out of forced habit, she slammed the door, immediately getting Madea and Bam's attention who then stop their quarrel."

"Hi Madea" Only Leah was the only one to greet her.

"Lil' girl, ain't you got ANY sense in how you close that door up in this house, especially with that 'tude you carrying right now" she said sternly at her niece "so go back outside and enter the way it should be in here. You too, honey" Madea pointed to Leah.

Tiffany almost roll her eyes and grumbled but nonetheless, she and Leah complied to the order and this time got back in the house more calmy but the anger in the face remained still.

"Child, what has gone up with you now? Madea asked, but it sounded more of a command than a question.

"Well, somethin-" Leah was about to start but Tiffany stopped her.

"It's nothing."

"Child, you ain't letting her talk, you better tell me what's going on before i choke it out of you".

After only a few moment of silence, Tiffany relunctantly gave in and began to speak. "It was at my Intro History class; the professor was giving a discussion about the protests that have been going on lately, you know because of George Lloyd and Breonna Taylor.

"Well God bless that man and girl's soul in peace" Madea added. "This is why I don't like the po-po, they always been gettin' all rough up all me.

"That's cuz you're alway running from 'em Mabel" called out Joe, who had just walked in the living room and now sitting on the couch.

"Joe, shut up" Madea yelled. She was certainly not up with what Joe got up in his nasty ass mouth.

"Make me do it, hoe. Cuz You don't got the whole balls on yur leg, HAHA." Madea went up face to him and slapped him upside the head.

"Okaay" Tiffany butted in between the two and continued on with her story. "Anyway, i made an input on the positive change it's doing to the community but not until the end of class, this one annoying hypocrite named Darla comes up to me and tells me she's going to show me something that might change my "perspective . I have it on here on my phone".

Tiffany took out her cellphone from her pocket, pulled out the video and show it for them to see. On the background, it showed a young woman with long dirty blonde hair, she was holding a microphone in hand and her focus was on two young people, a girl sporting a tank-top and a skinny tanned-handsome guy who was wearing a collar dress shirt, with his sleeves rolled out; his arms were crossed and he looked about a bit upset. Tiffany then hit the play icon.

"How do you feel about the systemic racism?" the women asked the girl in a condescending manner.

"Well, i haven't really experienced it..." the girl started to say.

(A/N: This is partly taken from the said video so you want to check it out for your own risk, pls pm to send you the link)

"Who's that woman?" Madea abruptly asked.

"Kaitlin Bennett, she's basically a crazy right-handed activist, she's really notorious."

Everyone then watched the rest remaining in the video. By the time that it was over, Madea felt her whole body literally boiling with outrage and anger, she'd almost had the urge to snatch Tiffany's phone and throw it against the wall. It wasn't a whole surprise and a complete bother that there are a few people out there that are racially insensitive but after watching the video, it had brought to a whole new level, it was beyond disturbing and outrageous. How could someone be so damn psychotic ... Madea had to almost suppress a few cuss words there and took a full breath before turning back to the others.

"Who da hell does this girl think she is, goin' around and preachin all that crazy sh*t."

" Who knows. She does these types of things all the time, like going to different colleges and interview students with leading questions and bringing up twisted propaganda , but basically to just try on aggravating them." Leah explained.

"Oh, that is just messed up" Bam added.

"That angry little boy in there" Joe then put in, a smirk on his face. "I swear, Mabel, he almost look like a damm *tambourine play-"

"Shut the hell up, Joe" Madea scolded, and again smack Joe hard in the head. "That ain't nice to be badmouthing that man. They all God's children no matter what." Joe huffed and sank down back in the couch

" And another thing major thing now is that there's talk going on from few people that she might be coming down to our campus tomorrow" Tiffany said, her voice set in frustration. "And chances is, she'll try to interview me. My life is screwed!

Madea went up and placed a hand on Tiffany's shoulder. "Child, there's a whole lot of hard struggle in this word, there people who alway gonna want to screw and mess you around in life and then keep on doing it. But you know what" she went on in a wise stand as if it were a monologue. "You got to go and flip the switch right on tha face".

"So what you saying is that I should just shoved her words up her face"

"Well, ya ain't new to that but that's exactly what i'm trying to explain honey." Madea said. "If anything happens tomorrow, you just show it at her."

Tiffany gave her aunt a reluctant small smile. As she retreat to the couch, she was unaware that Madea had already started to concoct a new plan just in case, and it'll be something the gun girl wouldn't ever see coming.

The next morning, Tiffany and Leah kept their eyes open as they scanned around the campus to see if there were any sign of the K.B girl, which so far was none. The two of them took a relieving breath, thinking that she wasn't in their part of campus so perhap they caught a break. The two college girls then continued on walking outside until a voice rang out.

"Excuse me, ladies!"

Both Tiffany and Leah turn around and completely groaned as they saw the very last person that they've been trying to avoid the first place. So they tried to fasten their pace and head toward the student center but the women keep tailing on them with her cameraman in tow.

"Ladies, this will only be just a few of your minutes."

Tiffany sucked her teeth, she could see that there was no point in turning back but to face the dreadful music that was right behind her.

Gun Girl then began, with her steady microphone in hand, eying Tiffany and Leah with a odd intensity. "So i just like to you a few questions. I've been getting various opinions about the protest so i'm curious though. The focus of the BLM movement was to ensure a peaceful protest but that doesn't seem to fit the picture.

Tiffany could already see what was about to come next but she shrugged noncommittally. "What's your point?"

"I'm going to jump right on there. Do you believe that the riots and the unnatural violence are stemmed from African culture"

On those words, Tiffany gaped in total shock. Set of images of past police brutality shown on TV and such raced through her mind before she got back her composure and looked the gun girl in the face with fierce determination and slight anger.

"Why does it matter to you what we do or who we are. You don't even know and have ever through the circumstances we faced."

"But it's no ex- Gun Girl was about to start but Tiffany interrupted her.

"Exactly, there's no excuse to cause violence or riots but maybe consider that the reason that they happened are because it's the police that are always striking on us. They're saying that we're the ones that corrupted the system without acknowledging that they screwed up by going against legal conduct. And lemme tell you something," she continued, her voice slowly shifting to emotion. " I have dealt with systemic racism through the police, my family has experience it-"

"AND ME!" Gun Girl turned and her eyes flashed with shock as there stood a tall burly woman.

Madea had been observing the whole thing while hiding in plain sight under the women. She couldn't help and proudly admit to herself that her niece had full guts but as she saw Tiffany breaking down, and with a deep instinct, it was her moment to act now.

Tiffany was taken by surprise to see her no-nonsense, rough tough lovin aunt, actually at her school, standing down on the conservative. "Aunt Madea, what you doing here? I got this" she tried to sound very assuring.

"Oh i know you do" she said with knowingly worry in her eye thought her face was stone "but it look like you need a little break, go on there, hon, i'll keep this running". She scutted Tiffany and Leah back away with her hand and turn to the foucs.

Gun Girl was beyond disbelief to see that someone had deliberately intervene in her "Interview". "You're so rude, old lady. I was just asking these girls-"

At this point, Madea then hopped towards the curly blonde with her finger pointed to her face but at an even direct level.

"You listen here, Chucky girl" she started to snap, making the woman yelp. "You gotta give some respect when you talking to someone, i don't stand any disrespect from young folk" Some people were slowly gathering around the interesting scene, and one of them immediately pull their cellphone to start recording but Madea didn't budget to look or to even care. " I come from the school where you said, yes ma'am, no ma'am or you got your teeth knocked out, understand?"

Gun Girl nodded, looking slightest nervous but maintained a tough front. Madea then continued.

"Secondly, you need to stop spreadin' all that worthless nonsense. You don't know what me and everyone of my community have had to deal through as a whole. You not black so you don't need to be spreadin' sh*t like oh "blacks are dangerous" and also "blacks have killed their own kind". I ain't gonna lie, it happens but there isn't no right to drag us down like thugs and it got nothing to do with what's going on now. This protest is to teach cops a lesson in not to be racist. So don't you go sayin we have no reason when there's a damn reason and then start bashing people for it, we got the right to protest speak our voice whenever we want".

Madea then got more closer to Gun Girl, and spoke above a low harsh whispher.

"I dealt with such hoes much bad than you, you don't scare me. I'll beat your ass mercilessly if i need to.

"You don't even dare" Gun Girl snapped, putting her hand up as if to stop Madea from being more close. " You do know i carry, right?

Madea grinned wickedly, as she tapped her side, where there was a slight bulge on the right side of her hips.

"Oh yeah, well so do I."

"..Ohhhh". A few of the crowd starting whistling out while watching Gun Girl completely freezed out upon the older woman's final words.

Without even hesitating, Madea immediately snatched away the expensive camera, which snapped the gun girl out of her stupor and gave chase to Madea, who was already running around parts of the campus as few of the crowds cheered.

Gun Girl panted in each pacing step as she ran. "Give it back" she shouted.

Madea only give out a mischievous giggle. Soon she grabbed the nearest trunk of a tree and climbed until she pulled to a branch. Gun Girl stopped run and looked up in shocked as the crowd, including Tiffany and Leah who took tow in following her gathered.

"Are you INSANE?!" Gun Girl cried out. "Put down my camera.

Madea smiled. "Oh you gotta do better than that"

Gun Girl was already starting to lose complete patience, she definitely no time to being played around with by an elderly. " Old woman" she barked. " Put my F*cking camera down NOW!

At that, Madea grinned evilly. "Okay".

She then lowered her hands as if she was about to drop it gently but in a rapid turn, hurl the camera and threw it down, HARD. Gun Girl shrieks and the cameraman jerk around and backed off to avoid getting hit. A tiny loud crack was heard, following along with several gasps and clamors from everyone. Tiffany looked shockfully amused and put her hand over her mouth to keep a small fit of laugh from coming and Leah give a quiet "Oooof" and silently gave a thumbs up to Madea. However, Gun Girl started to throw a full on fit.

"You broke it" she pointed her finger at Madea as she picked up her now defective camera and started rubbing it gently. "This was brand new".

"It ain't brand new if it's already damaged." Tiffany pointed out as Madea slowly exit the tree.

Gun Girl couldn't do anything else but give out a loud huff as she marched away with her cameraman. As she was gone, few college students went up to Madea and high-fived her.

"Way to go ... you really showed her..."

All Madea could do was gave a humble shrug.

The Next Day...

"Madea, check this out"

Tiffany hand her phone to Madea, who blinked slightly her eye started to adjusted toward the screen, which had a short clip of the altercation of between her and the Gun Girl.

"You're a complete sensation now; everyone is astonished of what you did out there. Even the two people from the previous video had reach out and thanked you for setting her in her place.

Madea gave a small smile.

" But... i guess i should be the one to thank you." she admitted. "You really save me out there."

" Well it's the least i could do, after all, no one goes and tries to shame my family" she then hugged her niece

Just then, a thought hit her.

"Is my face in there, i hope the judge or Brian don't see this.

Just in, there was a loud knocking being heard from the front door. "Madea, open up" she heard Brian call out sternly, which confirmed her fears. "There's something serious we need to talk about..."

"I wasn't never hear" she whispered to Tiffany as she dashed out the back-side of the house.

THE END.

Thank you all for reading. Hopefully, no one was offended throughout this but still, sorry not sorry, for me, it was the best way to set this to justice. BTW, Leah is an actual TP character in two of the latest Madea movies.

...And speaking of that, i got news to share with y'all, my friend who i've mentioned up there(..me taking a pausing breath, trying not to completely meltdown) He's moving away to New York today( ..sniffs)and is staying there for the next two years. Even though i've knew him from 10 months through SM and had never got to meet him in person, regardless i am going to miss him big time now that he isn't around(he lived in the same town as me.)

*(tambourine player) : My friend also is LGBTQ+ so the term Joe had said is a direct offensive tag to them, which was used in the Madea series. I don't have anything against the lgbt community( especially since i'm heteroflexible), this is just how Joe thinks so it's really why i inserted it there.