David and Bryan could not be more pleased with their son's boyfriend. Kurt has quickly made himself more at home just like they told him to. Things seem to be getting serious, so Bryan and David decide that it is time to have "The Talk" with Blaine.
Standing at the kitchen island, Bryan looks at David with a twinkle in his eye. "Darling, he's going to absolutely die from embarrassment."
David laughs and reaches for his husband's hand. "Better embarrassed than unprepared. I'm not naïve and think that Blaine doesn't know anything about the birds and the bees, but as fathers it is our responsibility to make sure that there is no gap in his understanding of…sex."
Bryan laughs. "You couldn't even bring yourself to say it!"
David wrinkles his nose. "That is our BABY. I don't ever want to think of him doing those things. But it looks like we've come to the point where we need to speak with him. Every day after school they're both locked up in Blaine's room getting up to lord knows what. Did you buy the condoms like I asked you to?"
"Got 'em right here." Bryan says and holds up a huge box, shakes it and giggles.
David gasps and snatches the box from his husband. "My god, Bryan! Think you got enough?"
Bryan shrugs and steps closer to David, putting his arm around his waist. "Babe, remember us when we were young and in newly in love?" David sighs and melts into his husband. "I was just thinking ahead and saving them some awkward trips to the store."
David laughs and kisses his lover on the nose. "Oh, do I remember. There was that weekend in LA where we didn't even leave the hotel room for 3 days. Thank god for room service." They both grin.
Bryan pulls back from David to start preparing dinner. "And besides. Who knows if they are even to that level yet. As far as I know, this is the first serious relationship for Kurt as well."
David nods his head. "True, but those hormones hon. They'll get you no matter what."
Kurt and Blaine are parked up the street, about a block from Blaine's house. Blaine is on top of Kurt in the backseat, kissing his new boyfriend's neck. Kurt has been picking up Blaine for school since they've become official. The alone time has been incredible.
Blaine never knew that just kissing could feel this good. Just the way Kurt tastes and smells make his knees weak. He pulled away from kissing Kurt so he could look at those beautiful blue eyes.
Kurt's eyelids suddenly flutter open at the realization that Blaine has stopped kissing him. "Blaine," he breathes, "come back down here." He grabs Blaine by the front of his shirt and pulls him back so their lips collide. Blaine hears and audible moan from Kurt.
Blaine pulls back again and looks at the clock on the dashboard. "Kurt, baby, I've got to go home now. Dad is making dinner tonight and said we had to talk."
Kurt sighs. "Okay, honey. I wonder what they want to talk about?"
Blaine shrugs his shoulders as he sits up. "I'm not sure. My grades are perfect and they love you. I'll fill you in when I find out what it's about."
Kurt nods and smiles. "What's not to love?"
Blaine laughs and pecks him on the lips once more. The boys climb back into their respective seats in the front of the car and drive the last block to Blaine's house, holding hands the whole way.
"Bye, sweetheart." Blaine says, leaning over to give Kurt one more kiss.
Kurt kisses him back with enthusiasm. "Bye, my love."
Blaine smiles, knowing damn well that he has the dopiest look on his face.
As he gets out of the car and walks to the door, he turns around and waves goodbye to Kurt.
Bryan and David hear a car door close. "oh god," David says, "he's home. You ready to do this?"
Bryan nods as he sets the table. "We've got this, hon. We can't let him see that we're just as uncomfortable as him."
David exhales loudly. "Okay." He turns and sees Blaine walk through the door.
"Good evening, Blaine. How was your day at school?" Bryan asks, both hands on the chair in front of him.
Blaine looks back and forth from his Dad to his Papa. His Dad looks like a deer in the headlights and Papa looks a bit flustered as well.
"It was good. Warbler practice was great as always. What's for dinner?"
Bryan holds out a hand towards to pot on the table and says, "Spaghetti. Your favorite!"
Blaine gives them a thumbs up as he sits down at the table. "Great. Thanks! Uh, I do have to say that I've been curious as to what you wanted to talk to me about."
David and Bryan look at each other and then back to Blaine.
"Well, Blaine," Bryan says, folding his hands in front of him on the table, "we couldn't help but notice that you and Kurt have been getting closer lately and we thought that we should have a conversation about things."
Blaine's fork, full of spaghetti, stops midway to his mouth as realization washes over him.
"Papa," Blaine says as he puts his fork back on his plate, "you can't be serious."
Bryan and David look at each other again.
David interjects. "Blaine, we are very serious. We just want you to be informed."
Blaine blushes and says in a rush "Dad, you don't have to do this. I..have the internet. And more than half of my friends at school are gay. I think I know how things work."
Bryan reaches under the table and grabs the box of condoms. "Well then," he says and he sits the box on the table in front of the clearly uncomfortable Blaine, "if you do know all you need to know, then I will say no more and just give you these and ask that you please come speak with us if you do have any questions about how things work."
Blaine open and closes his mouth a few times with nothing coming out. Finally, he clears his throat. "Papa, Dad. Kurt and I are no where near that…stage. I really like kissing him, but we haven't done anything further than that." He eyes the box and slowly reaches across the table and grabs it. "Thank you for these, but they are just going to be in the bottom of a drawer in my room."
Blaine can see the relief come over his father's faces as he admits this.
"They don't expire for about a year, so you just hang on to them for a while. Okay?" Bryan says as he quickly looks at his husband and then back to Blaine.
Blaine shuffles in his seat. "Okay."
Dinner goes on in silence for a while before Bryan starts talking about their plans for vacation the following month.
Blaine retreats to his bedroom after dinner, condoms in tow, now thinking about doing more with Kurt. If he was ready.
