It was a stormy night.
Owen was eating lasagna and then he thought of his love, Garfield.
Owen did have a Garfield body-pillow and snuggled with it every night.
Owen was searching for how to bring fictional characters to life.
He was trying one way out and then BOOM, Garfield rose from Owens bed.
Owen got very happy because, of course, it was Garfield, the love of his life.
Garfield then saw Owen and started snuggling with him.
Owen, who was scared but excited, snuggled back.
Garfield all of a sudden, gave Owen a kiss on the forehead.
Owen was feeling glad that he finally met the love of his life.
He also thought they were taking things too quickly. So Owen had to say something quickly.
Owen didn't want Garfield to be mad at him. So Owen had to think of something.
¨I feel like we are taking things too quickly. So I was wondering let's play 2 truths and 1 lie¨
Garfield liked that idea. So there they were playing that game.
Garfield says, ¨im a virgin, I like you, anddddd you're a great snuggler.¨
Owen then says, ¨ The lie is that you like me¨
Garfield says that's not the lie. He says that the lie is that he's a virgin.
Owen then realizes what Garfield wants from him. Owen is not ready for that. That poor 11-year old.
So Owen makes himself ready. He feels like he won't like it. But if it's for Garfield, he's ready for anything.
Owen gets in bed with Garfield and they're cuddling. Garfield gets hard and Owen feels it. He doesn't like it.
Owen turns and faces Garfield. Garfield then kisses him. Owen kisses back. THEN IT LITERALLY TURNS INTO A MAKE-OUT SESH.
Things escalate quickly. Owen lays down and Garfield gets on top. You know what happens next. They´re being a bit too loud and Odie walks in on them. Odie gets turned on and gets a boner. Owen and Garfield spot him. They let him join. Little did they know, Odies´ 10-pound self, has 6 pounds worth of jizz.
Odie gets on the bed and before Garfield puts it in, Odie lets it all out. Owen and Garfield were very surprised at how much Odie let out.
Owen being the curious kid he is touches the jizz and doesn´t like how sticky it is. Garfield then picks a handful of it and puts it on, Owen.
He starts licking Owen and then Owen screams because Garfield scratched him. Garfield having a grand ol´ time doesn´t realize Owens´ painful screams.
Owen slaps the shit out of Garfield. Garfield scratches Owen. Odies starts humping Garfield to distract him. His plan worked. Owen makes a run for it.
Odie runs with Owen. They got together. Years passed. Odie and Owen get happily married. 3 years later, Owen finds out he's gonna be a mother.
Odie kicks him out. Owen has to find a way to make money. He soon found Odies´ phone in his pocket. He goes to the app store.
Instead of getting a shitty dating app, he gets Instagram. He makes an account. Old men start texting him. Owen catches feelings for one.
Months passed of that old man giving money to Owen. Owen realizes he has a sugar daddy. But he doesn't realize that he's a catfish.
They decide to meet. Owen arrives at the park. He's been waiting for like 15 minutes when...