AN: Yup, I'm back with more shorts. Been awhile since I've done this, but since I have no plans of updating until next week I figured I'd give you guys something to hold you over. Next up on the update list is Everest Gone Missing for those of you waiting for it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Paw Patrol

***せがた三四郎***

"Paw Patrol! To the Lookout!"

"Ryder needs us!" shouted the pups of Paw Patrol as they rushed for the Lookout. Unlike other times, Marshall was barking as he led the group by a mile in their race to get to the elevator first.

"Ha! I'm gonna be first this time!" he shouted, looking behind at his friends who were trying to catch up. Due to being so preoccupied with taunting his friends, that Marshall failed to see the skateboard Rubble forgot to put away. Before his friends could warn him, Marshall had already landed on it and found himself skating into the Lookout. "Woooaaaah!"

Veering left, he missed the elevator completely and made his way to the kitchen just as his friends entered. They winced upon hearing the smashing of pots and pans before entering the elevator. Marshall soon joined them with a pot on his head as he looked at them with an embarrassed grin. "Sorry, I was taking a crash course in cooking."

Groaning at the lame joke, the six waited until the elevator started moving upwards. They were quickly suited up for a rescue before the elevator stopped at the top floor. Jumping up, they lined up as Chase called them to action. "Paw Patrol ready for action! Ryder, sir!"

However, Ryder, who had a cap on his head, had his back turned to them. He didn't answer, nor did he start telling the others what their mission was going to be. The pups looked at each other with confused looks before Chase asked, "Uh, Ryder, sir? What's our mission?"

"And… did you get taller?" asked Rocky, tilting his head.

The others noticed as well. Ryder was indeed taller. Much taller. Like that of an adult. He slowly turned around, while keeping his head down. It also looked like Ryder had been working out as his muscles were bulking.

"Sir?"

Suddenly, "Ryder" grabbed his jacket and ripped his costume off, shocking the pups as they stood there in shock. It wasn't Ryder who was before them. He was tall, muscled, wearing a karate uniform with Japanese features. His brown hair stood up like Ryder's, but instead of looking kid like it looked like that of a man. He crossed his arms and stared at the shivering pups as the realization of who this person was and why suddenly hit them.

Zuma was the first to whisper his name, "Segata Sanshiro."

"セガサターン、シロ! ("Play Sega Saturn!") the man shouted as he charged at the screaming pups.

In one instant, he took Chase and judo threw him to the ground before grabbing Zuma and Skye before they could retreat. He headbutted them both before throwing them up in the air, leaping upwards and kicking them both away and against the wall.

Marshall was making for the elevator, but Segata Sanshiro spotted him and cried out before jump kicking in the dalmatian's direction. Marshall screamed before the giant foot directly hit him in the face and smashed him throw the glass and into the wall, unconscious.

Seeing his chance, Rubble attempted to dive towards the slide, but a karate chop from the master of Sega Saturn sent him into a blissful sleep. Rocky, seeing no other choice but to fight, summoned his Pup-Fu staff to fight off the karate master. It was like trying to punch water.

Every blow Rocky tried to deliver, he failed as Segata Sanshiro dodged with the grace of a cat. Eyes shining with light, he saw an opening and uppercut Rocky so hard he went straight up into the air, broke through the ceiling and continued to sail above until he made a big titanic splash outside in the ocean.

Weakly, Chase raised his head. "Segata Sanshiro."

"セガサターン、シロ! ("Play Sega Saturn!") was all the Japanese video game legend said before pulling out a Sega Saturn. He then walked to the elevator and pressed the down button before leaving the pups to their moaning as a theme song played out of nowhere.

"Segata Sanshiro! Segata Sanshiro! Sega Saturn... Shiro!"

***Ask The Pups Part 1***

Question: "What type of fanfic do you like to be in?"

Chase

"Honestly, I just like ones where I'm not a total dick to others. I mean, I've read stories where I just hate on Marshall or Rocky or even Skye because I'm an 'alpha male' or some crap like that. I'd never hurt my friends in anyway shape or form. Seriously, I like the ones were I'm just a nice guy. I don't need to be perfect, just not like planning to kill or ruin the life of a friend."

Marshall

"Ones where I'm straight. Look, I know fanfiction and all that indicates that at least more then half the stories are about us being in same gender relationships, especially since its more boys then girls in this team, but I'm not gay. I'm tired of me having to put it Chase's butt. Seriously, you know he poops out of that right? I don't want that on my firepole. I don't care if its Everest, Skye, or even some OC. I just want a girl."

Skye

"I just like a story that has a decent story. Sure, it can be cliché but if it has a conclusive beginning, middle, and end I can deal with it. I hate the ones that just have random backstories that make no sense. Like some of us being aliens, or hidden royals, or once part of an ancient order of dogs defending us against demons or something. That's a bit too disbelieving for me."

Rocky

"I guess I like stories where we're close friends and family. Romance isn't my thing, but a story that shows how close we are as a group is okay in my book. I like stories where Zuma and I are like brothers, even though we're different in every way. It's helped us get closer together. So yeah, I like those kinds of stories."

Rubble

"I just like the ones that don't end up with death in them. Seriously, I don't like reading my friends and I getting killed. Some of them are sick too. Like that Monkey's Paw story. Ugh, terrible."

Zuma

"Dude, I don't wead fanfiction. It's geeky stuff. I'd wather be outside playing like nowmal folk."

Everest

"Oh, I like all the stories! The romance, the action, the comedy, the sad stuff and more. I like it all! Especially those OC's they make like the cute ones like Tundra and Aid. Or the scary ones like Damian Stone. I wish we had more pups in Paw Patrol now that I think about it. Like some kind of global team that did adventures around the world! That would be awesome!"

Tracker

"What's fanfiction?"

***Three Hours Later***

"…Que carajo?"