At McDuck Manor; Meek was on the roof of the mansion taking out a satellite dish.
"This is what you get when you're to cheap to hire the proper people to remove a satellite dish." said Meek.
He then removed the dish before tossing it off the mansion.
Crunch was waiting at the bottom of the mansion before grabbing the satellite dish and set it down on the ground.
He smiled.
"There we go." said Crunch.
He then ate the satellite.
He then burped.
"Tasty satellite dish." said Crunch.
He then laughed.
Inside the mansion; Roger was looking at his phone and walking around the place as Sonic was plugging in a WIFI router.
"There a signal yet?" said Sonic.
"No, not yet." said Roger.
He stopped at one place.
"Hold on, I've got five bars here." said Roger.
Sonic walked over to Roger's location and put the WIFI router on a table.
"Good thing Scrooge decided to switch over to broadband over satellite WIFI." said Sonic.
"Indeed." said Roger.
He flipped his phone to tablet mode before he began watching YouTube videos.
The meerkat started laughing.
"This 5G stuff is awesome." said Roger.
Then Scrooge appeared in the room.
"So how'd setting up the WIFI go?" said Scrooge.
"Very good Grandpa Scrooge." said Sonic.
Then Meek and Crunch entered the room.
Crunch burped.
"That satellite was tasty." said Crunch.
"I'm sure it was, now I got another assignment." said Scrooge.
Everyone groaned.
"Here we go again." said Meek.
Scrooge growled.
"Quiet, I'd do this myself, but I've got a lot of meetings to attend." said Scrooge.
Before he could continue on; a chiming sound was heard.
Roger looked at his phone and saw a text from Wendy that said 'Is Scrooge's new WIFI system set up?'
The meerkat texted back 'Yes'.
Then a crashing sound was heard and everyone turned to see Wendy, Robbie, and Tambry crashed through a wall.
"Oh for-have you been waiting outside this whole time while Crunch was eating a WIFI satellite dish?" said Roger.
"Yeah I took the video and pics and posted them online." said the phone obsessed girl.
Crunch burped loudly as Roger flipped his phone back to smartphone mode and pocketed it.
"Spies." said Roger.
"In disguise." said Sonic.
Roger shook his head.
"I'm man enough to admit when I've done something." said Robbie.
"Robbie, you had an emotional breakdown at a speed dating service upon realizing how much Tambry means to you." said Roger.
Robbie nodded.
"Good point." He said.
"To weird to look at. I tried to comfort you, caused everyone present to leave, you and Tambry made up, and then you both made out with each other in front of me, Duncan Harris, Eddy, and Wendy." said Roger.
"Didn't really care at the moment." said Robbie.
"PAY ATTENTION!" yelled Scrooge.
Everyone looked at the duck.
"Anyways, you're to head for Egypt, enter a recently discovered pyramid, and bring out whatever treasure you can from inside." said Scrooge.
"Will there be danger involved?" said Sonic.
"Most likely." said Scrooge.
"BRING IT ON ANCIENT EGYPT!" yelled Sonic.
"Oh and one other thing. I want this to be as hush hush as possible, I don't want this to reach Glomgold." said Scrooge.
Later; the group was outside Crunch's house as the shark exited it with a camping backpack on his back.
"Okay, I've packed the essentials needed. Sunblock, towels, lots of snacks, water, and a book titled Egyptian Hieroglyphs for Dummies." said Crunch.
"No need for the last one, I've studied." said Meek.
Sonic rubbed his ring before it glowed.
He snapped his fingers and a ring portal opened up to Egypt.
The group ran through the portal just before it closed up.
"Welcome to Egypt, home of Pharaoh's, and the ten plagues that killed the first born children of Egypt." said Sonic.
"Didn't need to know that." said Roger.
"I'm sure going to enjoy this trip." said Crunch.
But then a portal opened up and Luna, Luz, Eda, King, and Amity emerged from it before it closed up.
"We're here in rocking Egypt." said Luna.
The others became shocked.
"What the? What the hell are you doing here?" said Sonic.
"What's it look like, we're here to get some Egyptian treasure." said King.
"And you found out about this how?" said Wendy.
"From this Facebook post." Eda said before pulling out her phone and showed a Facebook post that said 'Heading for Egypt to find some treasure in a temple to get for Scrooge McDuck.'
The others then glared at Tambry who became confused.
"Why does everyone always blame me for social media posts?" said Tambry.
"Because you've got a phone addiction." said Roger.
"So do you." said Tambry.
"Yeah, but I keep that in check due to having a job." said Roger.
"And Scrooge said he wanted this to be as hush hush as possible so Glomgold won't find out." said Meek.
"It won't hurt much." said Luz.
"I hope not. Is anyone else stowing away on this trip?" said Sonic.
A rumbling sound was heard and Crunch puked out the Pesto twins which shocked everyone.
"Just Andy, plus one, that's Ollie." said Andy.
"We made it, and we're covered in shark saliva." said Ollie.
The twin brothers started headbutting each other while laughing.
Everyone glared at the shark.
"What, they're so cute and adorable, how can you say no to their cute faces?" said Crunch.
The Pesto Twins looked at everyone with Puss in Boots eyes.
"Like this." said Amity.
She opened a portal below the twins and they fell through it while cheering before it closed up.
Everyone glared at the witch.
"AMITY!" everyone yelled.
"What?" said Amity.
"You're not supposed to get rid of someone when they're doing the Puss in Boots eyes." said Sonic, "That just proves you have no soul."
"Hey do you want to hear them throughout this Fic?" asked Amity.
"True, but the rule doesn't apply when the person in question gives the Puss in Boots eyes, I know that and I sold my soul to Hades once and didn't suffer any ill effects." said Robbie.
"No surprise there." said Wendy.
"Also, the author really enjoyed those Bob's Burgers characters besides Louise." said Crunch.
"Don't worry, they're in the most safest place for any children." said Amity.
"A bounce house?" said Luz.
"Uh...no." said Amity.
"I never got a bounce house for my birthday, nor was I allowed in one." said Sonic.
Everyone looked at Sonic.
"Why?" said Amity.
"I'm a hedgehog, I feel like that's the most obvious reason to not having a bounce house birthday party." said Sonic, "But you should see how I got back at some people who got the enjoyment of bouncing around in a bounce house."
Flashback
A nine year old Sonic was at a park watching as lots of children were jumping in a bounce house cheering happily.
The hedgehog growled.
"Show offs." said Sonic.
He walked over to the bounce house and removed a quill from his head and popped the house before it started flying all over the place as lots of children were screaming before falling in the lake.
Sonic chuckled mischievously.
"Suckers." said Sonic.
End Flashback
Eda chuckled.
"Nice, babies first crime." said Eda.
"Don't worry about those kids, they're someplace safe." said Amity.
Meanwhile in Arkham Asylum; the Pesto Twins were in a room with lots of other criminals before the crooks laughed.
"Looks like we're about to have some fun with these two." said Scarecrow.