Back at Egypt; the heroes were hiking through the desert.
Sonic was drinking a canteen of water.
He smiled and smacked his lips.
"There we go." said Sonic.
He burped.
"Excuse me." said Sonic.
He drank some more water.
This time he farted.
The hedgehog started laughing.
Tambry was waving her phone around.
"Come on, come on, give me a signal." said Tambry.
Roger however was watching videos from his phone in tablet mode.
He was laughing.
"A cat playing chopsticks, where do people come up with these ideas?" Roger said before he continued laughing.
He then saw something else.
"Ooh, this seems promising. Skateboarding cat videos." said Roger.
He pushed on one of the videos and started watching it.
Tambry then pressed her head against Roger's head.
The meerkat glared at her.
"Do you mind?" said Roger.
"How do you get such good service?" said Tambry.
"I use AT&T, but I just have that provider because they have a subscription to HBO Max as an added bonus." said Roger.
"How do you alone get service out in the middle of nowhere?" said Tambry.
Roger stopped in his tracks.
"Okay, just pull on my tail." said Roger.
Tambry did some thinking.
"That sounds more like you're going to do a farting prank on me." said Tambry.
Roger scoffed.
"As if, I would have told you to pull my finger." said Roger.
"Fair point." said Tambry.
She grabbed Roger's tail and pulled on it before he farted.
The meerkat started laughing.
Tambry groaned.
Meek was in his armor looking all over the place for a pyramid.
"Found anything yet Tom?" said Meek.
"Nothing that seems out of the ordinary." said Meek's AI.
Meek nodded.
"Keep scanning." said Meek.
"This sucks, I should have just stayed home and watched Star Trek Below Deck." said King.
Eda scoffed.
"Please, if anything, it doesn't make sense to watch a show that makes fun of it's own franchise." said Eda.
King glared at Eda.
"Because people will get a kick out of them." said King.
But then he tripped over some type of triangle shaped stone and fell over.
Everyone noticed it.
"Looks like you got a kick out of that." said Eda.
She started laughing before snorting.
Meek looked at the stone.
"Wait a minute." said Meek.
He bent down and placed a hand on the stone before scanning it.
He smiled.
"We found the pyramid." said Meek.
Everyone looked at it.
"This is supposed to be a pyramid, it's so small and tiny." said Amity.
"It's buried underneath a lot of sand." said Meek.
"So how do we get to the entrance?" said Crunch.
"Well, it'll take a lot of time, but we'll have to dig our way to the bottom of the pyramid. It could be hours until we get to the bottom." Meek said while Sonic did some thinking and began running around the area very quickly.
Then lots of sand engulfed everyone and they started coughing.
The sand cleared up and everyone was covering their faces.
They then saw that the pyramid was now fully exposed and that they were at the entrance of it and Sonic was standing at it.
"Or, we could just have Sonic run around the pyramid very quickly until it's fully exposed." said Meek.
"Why do I have the feeling this is from the original DuckTales movie?" asked Crunch.
"I know that feeling." said Sonic.
A flash was seen and everyone turned to see that Tambry had taken a photo of the whole thing on her phone and was about to post it online.
"TAMBRY!" everyone yelled.
Robbie's girlfriend looked at everyone.
"What?" She asked.
"Didn't I just say last chapter that Scrooge didn't want Glomgold getting word of this?" said Sonic.
"Like I'm not going to talk about this on social media." said Tambry.
"You could talk about how Darkwing Duck is now a failed actor who became Darkwing Duck for real and has a Hispanic Gosalyn as a sidekick." said Eda.
"Or about how Luz is unaware of Amity's-"Crunch said before Amity used a spell circle to shut the humanoid shark up.
Luz became confused.
"I'm unaware of what?" said Luz.
"Nothing." said Amity.
Tambry became confused.
"Darkwing Duck is the identity of a failed actor?" said Tambry.
"Yep, this whole reboot thing is to crazy." said Sonic, "Only a bunch of idiots would sell themselves out, just like the Warner Brothers and Sisters putting their Animaniacs show on Hulu."
Back at the mansion; Yakko walked over to the mailbox and opened it up to see an envelope from Hulu.
"Alright, another royalty check from Hulu." said Yakko.
Wakko appeared and smirked and ate the check.
Yakko became mad.
"Hey, we need all that royalty money." said Yakko.
Back in Egypt; everyone was still outside the pyramid.
"So who's going to go in first to see if this place is safe?" said Crunch.
"Somebody who can fit in anywhere, I vote Robbie." said Sonic.
"I DEMAND A RECOUNT!" yelled Robbie.
Everyone looked at each other that at Robbie.
"We all voted you." said Luz.
"Shit balls." said Robbie.
"Besides, I'd go in there myself, but I've got plenty to lose, especially pets." said Crunch.
Flashback
Crunch walked towards his home with a small white dog walking next to him.
"Here we are princess, your new home. Nothing can ruin this moment." said Crunch.
But then a huge safe fell on the small female dog, crushing her.
Crunch noticed it and screamed in shock.
"MY NEW DOG IS DEAD!" yelled Crunch.
He bent down and grabbed the dogs paw.
"SOMEBODY CALL 911, TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE, TELL THEM THE DOG IS WHITE!" yelled Crunch.
He pushed the safe off the dog, revealing it was dead and flat as a pancake.
"OH SHIT, MY NEW DOG IS A PANCAKE!" yelled Crunch.
He ran off and returned with a bicycle pump before sticking it in the dog's mouth and started pumping it up.
"COME ON, LIVE, LIVE DAMN YOU!" yelled Crunch.
The dog was now puffed up greatly before it started deflating while flying all over the place.
"OH SHIT, SHE'S A BALLOON NOW!" yelled Crunch.
The dog then crashed into a drone before an explosion happened.
Crunch started crying greatly.
End Flashback
Everyone was confused.
"Tell them the dog is white?" said Sonic.
"Well how else was I supposed to get the cops over to my place very quickly?" said Crunch.
Sonic stomped on the Sharks foot.
"OW!" yelled Crunch.
"Actually, he's got a point, the cops now have a bad rep over the whole Black Lives Matter movement." said Roger, "Especially over that Damons Wayne Jr film A Haunted House 2 reference."
"Fair point." said Sonic.
"I enjoyed the part where the dog was revealed to be flat as a pancake." said King.
"Let's just get into the pyramid." said Sonic.
Everyone walked into the pyramid.