I walk around the mountains, searching for ores, any, even coal. My girlfriend dumped me, "hylians don't fertilize my eggs, sorry Kent but I want kids" I say with a mocking voice, " fucking spineless birds!" I say before I try to kick a rock.

I begin to limp, " bad Idea... Ow... Ow" I say while walking away from the rock, before drinking a potion.

I get home, still limping a bit, "lets see 10 coal, one ruby and one almost broken foot... Meh had worst" I say, throwing the coal into a massive pile, before my stomach begins to rumble, " tomorrow, just have to trade the ores" I say to my stomach. I hadn't been eating properly since my ex took all of my food with her, that thieving bitch still has my hoodie.

Next day, I receive my fat pay check, 1.000.00,00 rupees, I need to learn the difference between coal and diamonds, though that explains why I couldn't lit a fire. My belly full with food, my pantry filled with food. I take a walk in the great plateau, near the shrine that was close to the cliff.

I see the rose tinted sunset, I start to piss onto the bokoblin below, I was having fun, but they managed to alert the ones in the plateau. " fuck I need to run!" I say as I begin to run, I forgot to bring my bow.

I throw myself on a bush and manage to evade the bokoblin. I feel something warm on my dick, " am I still pissing?" I say. To my dismay that would've been better. Below me was a blue Chuchu, it didn't go splat when I jumped on to it, instead my dick slid into it, the warmth was from its insides.

But it felt good, before I knew I was thrusting at the Chuchu. It looks back at me, blushed, letting out small chirpy moans. It's depths were amazing, tight, wet and warm, squeezing me every time I thrust in. I end up spraying it's insides with cum. I pull my dick out of the Chuchu, it lets out a large pop, but the bokoblin weren't on the lookout anymore.

The sun had set, I put my dick inside my pants again. On the floor the Chuchu was still moaning as from it backside some of my cum flows out as the Chuchu begins to close the hole. I grab the Chuchu and bring it home with me.

I feed it some fish I had, before I being to rub it's top. I made dinner for myself and afterwards I went to bed. Chuchu looks at me from the floor, " sure why not? Just don't make a mess of the bedsheets" I say thinking it would sleep like a dog, at me feet. I was wrong.

The Chuchu goes on top of me, " what?" I say before rotating belly up, the Chuchu takes no time and goes on top of my crouch, jerking it's weight back and forth, blushing. " you want...?" I say as I begin to blush, the Chuchu nodded. I begin to feel weird, sex was the reason I brought the Chuchu here, but it asking for sex? It wanting to do it too? I didn't think about it.

I sit on the bed and expose my dick, the Chuchu let's out a happy chirp, it begins to rub its face on my dick. Making my dick begin to harden, it climbs onto my lap, slowly my dick slides inside of her, I begin to caress it's body shortly before she begins to ride my dick, it feels amazing, Chuchu loudly moaning.

I cum once again inside of it's depths, this time I begin to squeeze the Chuchu with my arms as I cum. This didn't splat the Chuchu, instead made its body form a head, which I took advantage to shove my tongue inside of, in a kiss.

We both stand there looking at each other in orgasmic bliss, the Chuchu still squeezing my dick.

My front door barges open, " Sorry I left you, I didn't know you had Soo many rupees!" says my ex girlfriend. I hear her run up the stairs, as she walks in I shoot one of my arrows less then one inch from her head, " Fuck off, Hana! I don't need a gold digger" I say still with my dick inside of the Chuchu. " Fine, you Chuchu fucker, I got a new guy, his name is Koro and he is way better at collecting ores than you!" Hana says before storming off the window.

"if she doesn't change her ways... She will end up with an arrow on her head" I say.

[Hana's story continues in Hylian Tales chapter 5]