Hello True Believers Welcome to this Parody,
I know i know this is not my normal kind of fics it's a joke thought by one of my my friends,
WARNING: This will be offensive, gross and politically incorrect,
This will only be a one shot,
Now on to the story,
THE GERBER BABY
As a man wearing a diaper and a bib craws into the room who name was Ty Dodd,
FARRRRRRT! Ty farts as his diaper get heavy,
"Goo goo ga ga" says Ty as he reach into his diaper and pulls out a turd, He then looks at it "Oh! Squishy" said Ty,
Ty then puts the turd in his mouth and takes a bite out of it,
SQUSH! SQUSH! he chews it with his mouth open,
"MMMMMMM! SHIT! NUM NUM NUM! " said Ty as shit drip down his lip, Ty then tilts his head with enjoyment,
"Really Ty? your eating dookie?" said a guy who name was JCT_1991 who just entered the room,
"GOO GOO GA GA! Network, Netfliex and game share for Dragon" said Ty,
"Okay network, Netfliex and Game Share for Dragon, okay i'm " said JCT as he then called JCTDRAGON (THAT's ME!)
"Yeah?" said Dragon as he answered his phone,
"Ty said you can have Network, Netfliex and game share" said JCT,
"thank you Ty" said Dragon who JCT put on speaker phone,
"Goo Goo Ga Ga, i'm just an ass man" said Ty,
"Wow Ty your an ass man?" said Dragon,
"TY REALLY?! YOUR AN ASS MAN?!"said JCT,
"Goo Goo Ga Ga, Yap, but all i want to do is watch my Mark Henry Porn the Sexual And Very Sexual Chocolate DVD" said Ty, "I want to see that big juicy black dick" said Ty now rubbing his dick.
"OH SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said JCT,
WHAPPPPP!
Ty then vomits out the shit, Ty then puts his mouth on the the puddle,
SLARRRRRRRRRRRRP!
Ty slarps the vomit shit back
"Goo Goo Ga Ga, MMMMM throw up shit" said Ty.
JABRONIES
As a Man named Noob4ewe sits there on a sofa drinking a beer and talkin on the phone (Yeah Noob even if this was your Idea i'm putting you in the story)
"Yeah i got some jabroni Shadow Person in my house, he want's a beer" said Noob to the phone, as the shadow person wont up to a case of beer on the table, "Now it's taking a beer" said Noob, then a pitbull jumps on the sofa,
"WOOF! WOOF!" barks the dog,
FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
The dog farts,
"OH SHIT! fucking Dog just farted" said Noob, as the shadow person sits next to him and drinks a beer,
"Damn it i'm here between some jabroni shadow person and some jabroni dog" said Noob.
R.I.P
Rick Mayer
1978-2020
You will be missed my friend without you this fanfic wouldn't be possible
NWO DX 4 LIFE BROTHER
2 V 1, 2 V 1, YOU ATTACK MY BACK
As man stand in front of crowd in front of a microphone,
"This is the Legend2Killer123" said Legend, "YOU CALL ME THE NOOB! YOU RIG THE MATCH" said Legend as he got angry,
"You beat noting, you kicked noting, you attack my back, five time pussy, TWO V ONE PUSSY!" said Legend,
"You need the people to win the win the match, is not me crazy guy is you crazy, you the crybaby" said Legend, then he's interrupted by somebody in the crowd,
"SHOUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT! FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" said an Arab man wearing an American flag vendana who wrestling legend the Iron Sheik,
"BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!" Legend mocks him,
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! I'LL SUPLEX YOU PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH BREAK YOUR BACK MAKE YOU HUMBLE AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!" yelled the Iron Sheik,
"YOU FUCK NOTING!" yelled Legend as he charges at the Iron Sheik, but the Iron Sheik then suplex legend,
"BLAH BLAH!" said Legend as he tried to walk away then
CLACK!
A spectator hit Legend with a pool cue,
"YOU ATTACKED MY BACK!" yelled Legend, as two spectators grabbed him, "TWO V ONE!" yelled Legend as the spectator dragged him back,
Then The Iron Sheik Suplexes him then puts him on the Cameo Clutch, as Legends screams in pain he taps out,
"NOW I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A BEER BOTTLE!" said the Iron Sheik as he pull Legend's pants down as he then fucks him in the ass with a beer bottle,
"YOU ATTACK MY BACK!" scream Legend,
MISS DOUCHEBAG
As a piece of shit simply known as ItFactor117 stud in a line with women in pageant dresses as he was wearing one too, and sash that said Miss Douchebag,
"AND THE WINNER IS!" said the announcer, "MISS DOUCHEBAG!"
"AHHHHH! AHHHHHH!" Factor scream like a girl with delight, as the announcer starts singing,
"Miss Douchebag he's the queen,
He has a small dick,
and loves coack,
he's a piece of shit pedofile,
MISS DOUCHBAAAAAAAAAG HE"S THE QUEEN"
As Factor accepts the award and his tiara, as he then picks up the mic,
"You can all suck my Dick" said Factor
"BOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the crowd booed Factor,
"FUCK YOU ALL!" said Factor, "YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK!" said Factor,
"BOO! BOO! BOO!" the crowd continued to boo Factor,
"YOU SUCK!" yelled a random large man in the crowed,
"FUCK YOU! Go and hang your self you fat piece of shit, and tell your mother to suck my dick" said Factor getting the large man angry, "Fuck you all i'm out of here" said Factor, as Factor was about to leave till all of sudden security grabbed him,
"WHAT THE FUCK!" yelled Factor,
"Your not going anywhere you pay for what you done" said a security guard, as they then take him to the large man,
"Wait i'm sorry" Factor starts crying like the little bitch that he is,
"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!" cried Factor as the security guards then left him and put on the large man's shoulders "NO! NO! NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T" the coward known as Itfactor begs for mercy as the large man was about to power bomb him, then
CRASSSSSSSSSSSSH!
The large man power bombed Factor though a burning table, as the crowed starts charring, as Factors Lies there crying like a little bitch
KO-BE-SUCK!
As a man called Kobebryant_24_SG walks by (Not the real Kobe Bryant just his online name)
As children all look at him till all of a sudden the children start singing,
"Clap" KO "Clap" BE "Clap" SUCK!
"CLAP" KO "CLAP" BE "CLAP" SUCK!
"CLAP" KO "CLAP" BE "CLAP" SUCK!
"Hey! hey! hey!" said an annoyed Kobe,
"CLAP" KO "CLAP" BE "CLAP" SUCK!
"CLAP" KO "CLAP" BE "CLAP" SUCK!
"CLAP" KO "CLAP" BE "CLAP" SUCK!
THE END!
There you go True Believers,
Now this One Shot was not my regular type of fic this a Joke fanfic that was an idea from a friend of mine,
Now from my special guest The Iron Sheik!
The Iron Sheik: Now special thanks to SamuraivampirehunterJCT and to the members of the PSN Clan nWoDX,
"Sips a beer" Now to anybody reading this if you didn't like that, THEN I'LL SUPLEX YOU! PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH! BREAK YOUR BACK! MAKE YOU HUMBLE AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!
You hard him fux,
Now True Believers see you later
And special note if any of you guys are reading this
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