Long time ago, insgalxy far far far way.

Year 20, BBX. the beach of sand shore waved up and down the shore. A small crab came out of his gol covered ub sand, he was backed by a mechanical hand greedingly. He took a bite and spit it out.
"Bitter" he said
He was known as Ace Windu, a dark skin cboutn hunter living in the post acpolgictic city of Zail, homeles and pistol stun gun in patch. He was the decended of Mace Windu, not by blood but by dreams and abisions. Shiningg rbrighying was the sun. it got in his eyes. "Wish i had sunglassesand a job."

Bdungn around in the air wat amiouch speed was a swoman on a moterscte, he breasts flew in the wind bu managed to bol into place forom there thermos. Ace's eyes buldged out of his head but not in a literal since like looney toons you know what the fuck I mean.

"Perhaps i can get a hold of one of my tasks AND some prime poon tang." Said Ace laughing. He whistled at her woman but she spat in his direction. Ace slid over and caught the slit . he looked her directly in the eyes and soolwed her psit.

"That is diisguting. But you show no wealth on money, but portinong. " her named ws Scarllet Johanson. Not the actor, only in name. She took off her sunglasses an d stuched in her bountiful jiggly puff's wetter from her sweat. Blonde ahir blue eyes She has one eye patch on her eye and a large scare on her chin. She looked a tad mainly, but hot at the same time. Doesn't matter she was stacked like my pringles. Sour cre.

"Looking fora job?" Scarlett said.

"I demand one. One inbetwen your fining tits." Ace sia.d

"Excuse me?" Scarllet said blushing and her tiddles blusheding to.

"Your sunglasses woman. It's bright out. You only have to use one hand to cover and half of it s covered." Said Ace.

"They are only a dollar at dollar general. You really must be broke is that gun even harged surely u kind know of tia?" Said Scarlett.

"Wait what you mena?"?" ace scartched his head.

"I saw you eating crabs. I have shering." Said Scarlett.

"Sure u do. Still want to know what you mean by that earlier comnowet/ what ever donmt care knowSo what job do you want me to bdo? I can kill, hunt but I don't kill kids… for cheerp." Ace soije.

"Funni you sa that . I need someone killed. A kid to be aceact/" Scarllet said. "10,000 credits… if you get it clean"

"Always clean my lady. But 10k credits for a child is small. Perhaps you can reway me in two big ones if you actch my drift." Ace asaid.

"No. i do not gcatch your drift." Scarllet said.

"Sex I mean sex. My didkc in your tits." ace said

"I'm a bit unsure of that.| Scarlett said/"

"Why?" ace said.

"Kill kid, we'll wtalk later." Scarlett said.

So scarlet handed ace a photocgrpah. Ace looked at it and spat. "Ain't killing a skaywarler"

"He's youg. Wont put up a fight." Ascarllet said.

Ace looke daorund the ruins. He noticed a sniper onm nearest budding. He slaged as scarllet smirked. He pulled out his pocket nighere and instantly appeared behind scarllet. He slashed open her tight tank top. Not only his her naked tiddies hnag out. It revealed nazi tatoo on her back.

" eAHA! I know it Ecplains why you wont sex with me and make comment about my kind casuallery" said ace.

"No.. i am not!" Said Scarllet.

"Nazi. enough talk. Let's get sex." Said ace.

"Having sex with a racist only makes you racist too." Scarllet said.

Thes waworlks successfully got into ace's head and he backed out. " you spoke the truth But you're sitl la nazi though… bitch"

He fired his pistol inehr skull and spalleered her brains all over the pavement he looked at he nispper and the sniper backed off and ran away. This wouldn't stipo ace as he used his machinal hand and grabbled hooked ontop of a buildin.g he kicking his shoes and dumbong from building to building with his rocket poots and leaped over roof ropt to roof top to catch up to the nsiepr.

The sniper wore a turban, long cloak to hide his body and dark snayt amsk. Ace caught upto the man and grabbed ed him by the face and smashed open his face and mask onto the wall. Theturban man leaped back and pulled out a lightsiaber.

"Jedi? In these times?" ace shrugged. "Must be rreaimg. Why are you alive?"

"My master has mashed my face in worse than honey boo boo mashed her potatoes. I'm used it it." Said the truban man.

"What is your nam,e? Must know before i smash it in the pavement." ace spoek

"Crumb Silverspoon. But you can call me silver." he said.

"More like dumb asshole." ace said as he kicked with asll his force at Crumb's ankle. But ace flinched back in back and crabbed his leg. "OEW OEW OW OW OW!" METAL LEG?"

"Yah

"Said crumb but how the fuck then that means your workign for rebals? Only regbels have suck tough metal." Said Sace

"What no i am naz- I mean ahaha Hoeeh, figured it out! goo. You pasered hyte test. We looking for recruiits. Ws gonna get that nazi butch but she was a nazi. Good think in you killed yerhse we din't havig yopu do it."

"Okat so what test di msoas?" Ace said.

"exactly. " Crumb spoke but in a sarcastic tone. "But even though you almost sexual asolt a girl, you can stll gjojn ups. Mostly men here. Woman on here are hairy, old or lesbian. Really kills the obner." Said Crumb taking a sip from his canteen. "Very hard to get laid in this loje of wrok did you wsn tto still john no that i said that oywrings?"

"Sure. never had it so cannot loose what yo never put int eh wolh" ace looked th e camera "yet."

"Okay but you have to pass one more test. That no eaccptions, you must tas the king's test." Crumb said. He ooked at his metal legs. 'Lost my legs in that test, very tedaly. You have to fight a racor. I even had lightsaber, most of rebels died. You really think you can do it?"

"Peeshaw, i have my strusty gun and stune gun. Bascialyl same thing ace said

"Okay rREtard." Said Crumb.
"Worksd hur somrinhgs you know. Watch it or more of your face is bashed in." Said Ace.

"What ever. Let's get o my ship, Dreamcast. Little run disown." Said Crumb.

"Littler run down? This thing is a piece of junk!" Said Ace.

The dreamcast ws a ship combined together with farivous parts of other ships. Patched work but it still supisyl got the jup done.

"It gets the job done." Said Crumb. 'As long as it gets you to pon a to b dont matter."

"I lik your way of thinihng. Byt the way i forgot i has not eatn in 3 days. Blood sugar is getting low, hav any foof?" Said Ace

" food expired and milk sour and rotten like gogurt but sour. We can just getspace mcdoandls on the way but you have to pay for your own meal." Said Crumb

"Damn, only little to my name. Guess just nuggets."

They pulled upt ot space mcdonalds and crumb got a bummer one. Ace got the travis scoot butter, as it was lega in these year. Aas they finsiehd their meal, Gamorreans ships sorudned them. They di nto hetistat to fire. Crumb and Ace thankfully saw tay o,ming nd was already on the ship.

"Why attack?" said ace.

"Ship mgiht be made of stolen parts form their ships." Crumb said.

"Hardcore. Beginign to liek you more and more." Said Ace.

"Hell o gay." Crumb said jogkingly. He is not homophobic but good enough frinds with ace to sjoke about their sexuality. They are not gy either actually i do not know crumbs prefdserence bot he probably like fem boy fairy boys judging bu the way he jokes.

"RERRRR *sNORT SNKR SNORKT!*" said the Gaoemons. Ugly pig beast like the ones in angry bird. But fair worse and letss kid friendly and more like the goonies.

"Tailing up on us quickly." Crumb's phone virgbaged. 'Nto not not know."

"Wh

"SNORT NSORT NSORT NSORT!" Said Gamorreans as their pig like ships acpriched further. And fired more lasersds and missicles. It slowly began to chip with away the barrier on thsoip.

"Wait am inute. But wpart did you stealing?" said Ace.

"Ther dumb nose canon they aer firing with right now." Crumb stoke.

"Hang on… gives me an idea." Ace ssid.,p art sintalled?"

"No, too unstabl uncunbatable with windows." Crumb said.

"ok change of plan." Ace said running toe htefdigfe

"Snack time is later, we could fucking die!" Said Crumb.

"No, snack for them foolissh retard." Saice sace holding the spiiled milk.

"HUH?" said crumb.

Ace then thew his spiled milk at the gsmaorions canons. Bnecause of their pignose snap tehy were table to smell as well. The shps plugged wither nose wth the wings. But because of the wings going forward so fast it launched them backwards, sending each ship into one another. It caushed huge explosion, tkaing out most of the citry block.

"Damn, waful creagers, kbomibnmg like terrotits…" Saice Crumb.

"Dont forget, phone call you had. Or lots of text i do not know you just had it on vibrate." said sace

"Phone call, from rebels." Said Crumb. "Huh? What the heck… very weird voice mal. Sounds like… Jabba?"

"Huh? Can't fucking hear it you diot put on speaker." saice

Crumb put it on hollograpich video chat and speaker.

"Hubba jumbo, binmyo jimmy.," Said Jabba.

"No… cannot be…" Said crumb.

"HUH? Saic ad ace. "Did nto go to honey boo boo skool but hte fat fuck aaying."

"No… words cannot descbribe… look around him,..." Said Crumb.

"Huh? Just dust, fire and… DUST AND FIRE? Are them tdead bodies?"

Several dead bodies were strunbg up and crucifed. They eyes were holes and bodies burned. The rebelks flag was burning begind jabba, who was in a fire proof suit f. Nazi flagges waiteed in the wind of the rough fires.

"Why jabba attack yo?" Said ace.

"Sory, i'v beend lying to you. I used to be in his group." said Crumb.

"WHAT?" Said Ace.

"Sory, i'v beend lying to you. I used to be in his group." said Crumb.
"I fucking heard oyu don't febetat yourself." Said ace

"Soryy, i was gonna tell you… but i swear i'm nto racist anymore." said crumb. "I… ive changed. I'm glad I met you. A black man… and an ex nazi… you really shwoed me what its like to live. I hope you can look beyond my past, trust that I can change. Blapned on taking you with mee to becoming dousble bounty huntiners. I dunerstand your frustinion but i was forced into it. My father told me to… I said no and ran. But got caught and was forced to do it. I deeply regret every action I took willingly or unwillingly. I wish.. I wish I had chosen death then. But I was too young and afraid. The sweet embrace of death calling sounds more and more sweet each passing day. But, I fear death may be more pleasant punishment, I think I should live with my guilt, until nature takes me out.. But, I think with my inside knowledge and your power and wits, we can take out Jabba and his Nazi prodoganda! So that way, not another child may experience what I've become. Ace! You are truly what I would call a friend. Thank you… is too weak of a word to describe my appreciation and timing of your appearance." Said Crumb with a tear in his eye. "Let's go bu-"

"Ok my name is nature" Said Ace, shooting Crumb through the skull. "Sorry, but once a nazi alway nazi."

Ace grabbed Crumb's logj saber and pcoketed it. "Loss rind, but gan saber. Nice,"

Ace threw crumb's body out the window of space, floating lielessly. Ace put his hat over his heart and salutr4ed. "Seig hail in hell, mother fucker… rest easy." Ace began to shed stear.

Ace sat dwon in the Dreamcast captain seat. Rough, but clean. He pressed several buttons amd snad lights lit up. "Time to die, nazi tsim bastard jabba hut jr…. And fuck their nazi virtcha vaginas...but no before killin them with my nee weapon, Ace Saber." he modifyed the lightsaber to work without jedi powers. He installed on and off switch. Ace pulled the light speed dial on Dream castand launch the spih into the dark sea known as OUTER SPACE

….
Dfasd

But not fbneor be stopped by space broth nd had smek with the most ok looking woman because he did not hav much mones.

Tod be contindued?

"Nah, spoilers i kill all the nazis and won. Dont need no second story. One tail tale victory. BITCH!"