Please forgive me about the spelling errots in the last fanfic. Spell check was not on. It is now.

She tool a swig of her beer. She leaned on her bat sexily, not barely even buzzed after 3 beer. "I'm bored" shge spoke alout. A man in clown makupe with a robot suit and his real head in a jar kind of like the one from, futurawma but a lot cooler was sorting through the boxes of the abandoned warehouse. He looked at her girl who wore a pink lolita dress and she had blonde hair.

Her name was bad girl (yea the one from No more Heros they brought her back in travis strikes again...I think i dont know i just looked at her wiki oh my god she is fucking hot now. I will admit to maturbnaing to her once or twice i saw rules 34 on her) she looked at the clown and flipped him off. "Fuck off ronald you cuck. Geting tired of yor abuseive shit. I dont havet do anything. I broke you in, break yourself stuff out."

"Fucking cun jut helpt, these Wendy's recipies are valuable. I may be a clown, but this shit is banna."

This was Ronald Mcdonald, the real original immortal owner of Mcdonalds. His eyes widened as he opened the file that contained "The Baconactor resicpie.". He licked his lips. "Finall,y the secret formula."

"Uh, boss…" Said Bad Girl

"WHAT?" Said Ronald as his wission turned upside down. His head was detached from his body.
Holding light saber in hand behind Ronald was Ace Window, wielding his brandnew Ace Saber (a light saber moided so he, a non jedi can use it.)

Ronads robot body caught his head and reatched it. He pointed his finger and fired a tiny missile from it. Ace dodged it and Bad Girl tried to hit him from behind with her bat, but ace dodged it and used the non light part of his light saber to hit her un the stomach and knock her back. Ronald smirked and used rocket bouts to get a boost. He grabbed Ace by the frace and pushed him thorum the wall. Ronald then swung ace into some crates. Ronald fired his laser from his palm kind of like iron man but more bootleg and instead of blue it was red like ronalds hair.

Ace managed to dodge just in time or so he though it grazed his calf and it hurt. But ace didnt care and slowed didnt down. Ace flushed stepped behind ronald and cut off ronalds right limb. Ronald 's detachced lemi mobbed on hits oewn and punched ace in the face until times and ronald got in a good hit to ronalds chest. Ace was pretty beat up, but still did nt care. He spat out blood bad ass like and smirked.

"That serisoly it? Damn. i will admit i got some cocky, but i'm running low on ime…" ace looked at his open wound on his chest. "And blood … shit…"

Ronald put one foot on top of a crate like a thug and reatched his arm and crossed his arms to look menacing opposing. "You little hairy tit sucker. Trying to nut up to the big shots huh? Go back home to your mommy and get some breast milk you idiot. Maybe it will give you some strenght to pick my flowers. NOT!"

"My… my mother…" Ace gritted his teeth. "MY MOTHER HAD BREAST CANCER!"

"Not my problem. My food gives diabetes, some other kind of cancer I do not know. But get over it retard not my fault Little diot, I'm justa failed clone. The real ronald's body is harder and stronger then mine...o nce he find out you did this to me, he will hutn you down and fucking slaughter you.." Said Ronald, who's visoion was cut in half. "Wait.. what?"

"Who is the hairy tit sucker now retard?" Said Ace, who just cut Ronald directly in half down the middle.

"You… you son of a… BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-" ROnald explode.

Ace fell to his knees. He ws bleeding out pretty badly. "Damn, wendy told me it was a big shot.. Like a pistol… but ronald? Thats huge shot like a shot gun. I do not own a bullet gun though so it's kind of hard to compare. I only know the pistol sucks in call of duty but the shot gun is really good in Doom."

"Whats the matter pussy? You gonna get your blood mixed with your piss next?" Said Bad girl twiling her bat sexily.

"Oh fuck… i forgot about her." Ace tried to get up but he fell to his ass.

"Oh don't worry, I wont hurt you. I kind of need someone to look after me now. Tronald had a tny penis. I do not know why he still had it he could have cyborneticly used a bigger one but shove to use his original tiny cheeto like peenis."

"Why are you telling me this?" Said Ace.

"It means when you're healed i've bee your new partner in crime and sex." Said Bad Girl.

"Wow." Said Ace. 'if all the blood was not rushing out of my calf, chest and nose it would rush right to my boner but I dont have. Yet." He winked and passed out.

Ace passed about but when he woke up, he was in Hell's Pass hospital. Bad Girl was snoring loudly passed out drunk with at least 10 beer cans on the floor. When he looked to the other side, it was the Wendy's. She looked at him with pleasedness.

The sexy Wendy who was wearing very skimpy waitnress outfit with fishnets stockinjgs and her button up shirt was open to se her bra cleare3d her throat. "In the 5 years you worked for me never had you done such a massie gig and succeeded. You indeed are getting stronger."

"Now will you tell me how to get to jabba?" Said Ace.

"As promised, but you do know Jabba is a hard man to find? This info is already outdated by now." Said Wendy handing him a paper.

"Bread crumbs my sexy cherry pie. Or should I name you cream pie when I get out of here?" Said Ace.

"You fucking mumbling cave shitcrab. You knwo i am lesbian. If i was bisexual maybe but I like women, not men." Said Wendy.

"Damn. oh right the not as ssexy but mesy sexy girlk over ehter is good neough" Said ace. "She gives off harlee queen vibe with a nit of scene girl from highschool but less gay and dumb."

"Ok." Said Sendy. 'If you need another job, let me know."

Wendy left the room with ehr huge ass showing off her thong swaying back and forth like a block in speed.

Ace looked ath e paper and shocked. "Arer you ffing kidding me? Jabba was on alderaan? Me though alderaan blown up back in the vader days?"

Bad girl belched loudly as she woke up. She wiped the spit from her mouth and and looked at ace. "Keep it down. Why the fuck are you tlaking about alderaan? Didn that blow up back in that vader prick was out and about."

"I just said that." Said Ace.

"Sorry. Was passed out drunk." Said Bd Girl.

"It is ok, i will forgie you. But Wedny's intell is never wrong. Why aleradon? Vader blew that up!"

"Hang on… let me se that…" bad girl belched and scratched her crotch and adjusted her bra. "You babbling dope tard, that says alderaan II, not alderaan."

Ace face palmed. "DOH! I knew tat!"

"Sure you did. While, what are you waiting for? " Said bad girl.

"Well, you see… I had a skip called the Dreamcast, but the tight cunt wendy took my kets untl I get better. Out of hospital" Ace said.

"Oh these?" Said Bad girl triling a wendy's brand wallet and keys with zelda hyaain shield keychain.

"Cleaver girl…" Said ace. "Now about that sex…"

Ace's phone began to ring. Bad girl took his phone out of her clevage and hanged it to him.

"Hey do not do that my pohnhe!" Ace said rolling hsi eyes. Hean swred the phone. "Hello?"

"GAbbu huba gungy pino poppy."

"Oh fuck it jabba!" Said Ace " oh and he is on face time."

Jabba pointed at alderaan II and put himsel f in the shot. He then said "gaboo…" and a huge laser fired off and destroyed alderaan 2. Habba then put up his middle finger guring the explosion and then did the extra mile and stuck his tongue out. He hung up.

"Damn he will be long gone by the tim,e i get ther. Wedny was right that red carpet muff was right outdate it is. JHabba is veyr lecere…. Smart but fat and ugly…" Ace gritted his teeth.

Bad girl rubbed her chin. "Hey Ace… why dont we stay one step behind him and wait for his next move, perhaps if we wiat for his next call, we try ti figure out his location becuaser if you check your call history it says he ws on alderaan II. so if he calls you again, we can check the location and warp to it."

"Huh, next though about athat.," Said Ace. "now about that sex…"

"NO SEX ODANIGHT!" Said Gimace, kicking down the door. He was a big UGLY purple monstaer. He pushed over the bed and Ace jumped out of it. He pulled out his Ace Saber and cut of crimace's face. Gimacae fell on the floor screaming in pain. Bad Girl then took her bat and began to blugent away at giamces face over and over until his body stopped moving.

"Damn.. that really turned me on to see you do such a hangouts act. I lov women who do bad things sometime. And get the job done." said sace

Bad girl looked at Ace "I can get the job done…"

Bad girl winked and was alkready neaked. As was too and his erection wass pretty big and ready for sex. After 2 hous of sex, Ace had came inside of bad girl at least 4 times without a condom. He was pretty sure she was on birth control but didnt want to ask she didnt seem to mind.

"Now that m vrgiinityl is defeated at 30, I am feeling tad strong, not only that my body i s from the ronald fight gonna heal up stronger too. I feel like is ready to tacke on much strong guys now… I also have a cool sca on m,y chest kind of like tien from dragon ball. Actually it just like hims… huh!" Saice Sac.

Bad girl gakwed. 'Wait, you were virgin? That is pretty cool. :) It is okay to be a virgin at your age."

"Waita minute are you 18?" Said ace

"Probably. Haha just kidding I am over 21 the legal crinking age." Said Bad Girl.

"

So Ace and Bad Girl aboard the DreamCast to attempt to follow to Jabba olcoating.

Too be continued.