At the McDuck Mall; Duncan H was working in the Burger King booth of the McDuck Mall.
He smiled.
"This is what I'm talking about." said Duncan H.
Eddy then appeared at the booth.
"Welcome to Burger King, how can I take your order?" said Duncan H.
Eddy was looking at the menu.
"Okay, I'll take a Spicy Crispy Chicken large meal with Diet Coke." said Eddy.
Duncan H typed the order down.
"That'll be $9.19." said Duncan H.
Eddy pulled out some money and managed to scrounge up $9.18.
The scammer reached into his shoe and put a penny on the counter.
He sighed.
"Been short on money lately." said Eddy.
"I can see that." said Duncan H.
He took the money and walked into the kitchen and began cooking a Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich.
"What about that job you recently had in the arcade?" said Duncan H.
"I got fired after a misunderstanding trying to get some change from an arcade game and a bunch of children piled on and claimed it all." said Eddy.
"Nice Jonsey." said Duncan H.
"Anyways, I need to make some money, and I need to make it fast." said Eddy.
Duncan H looked around the entire mall and saw some girls walking by a guy sitting at a bench and giggles.
"Try opening up a speed dating service in the food court." said Duncan H.
Eddy became confused as Duncan H placed his order in front of him.
"Speed dating service?" said Eddy.
"Yeah, have the guys and girls sit at a table, give them three minutes to talk, then when time is up, have the guys move on over to the next girls, and the whole thing repeats itself again." said Duncan H.
"There money to be had when running a speed dating service?" said Eddy.
"A lot, just ask anyone." said Duncan H.
Eddy nodded and turned to the KFC booth to see a half asleep Roger with bloodshot eyes was working it.
"Hey Roger, a quick word?" said Eddy.
But Roger groaned before falling asleep standing up.
"No Eddy I'm not helping you in any scam that will put us in prison." said Roger.
Eddy groaned.
"That isn't what I was gonna ask Roger." said Eddy.
"You should have asked what's wrong with him instead of saying a quick word." said Duncan H.
Eddy growled before walking off and returned with a small espresso cup and made Roger drink it.
The meerkat woke up.
"I'm up, I'm up." said Roger.
"You okay, you look like you've been tired for days." said Eddy.
Roger groaned.
"Nothing, this is what I get for allowing Robbie to crash at my place for a few days." said Roger.
Eddy and Duncan H became confused.
"Robbie?" said Eddy.
"Wendy's ex boyfriend who she dumped over a song he stole from someone." said Roger.
Eddy stared at Roger still confused.
"He's very emo looking." said Roger.
Eddy still stared at Roger.
Roger rolled his eyes.
"Started dating a phone addict." said Roger.
Eddy was still staring.
Roger growled.
"He's voiced by Deadpool's best friend." said Roger.
"Oh yeah, that guy." said Eddy.
Roger grabbed Eddy by the neck.
"Don't even think about doing an interview gag claiming that you knew all along what I was talking about, and that you were waiting for me to bring up TJ Miller." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"Dammit." said Eddy.
End Interview Gag
"So what does Robbie living in your trailer have to do with you being tired?" said Duncan H.
"Man, he came over to my trailer five days ago with some luggage in his hands and needed a place to stay." said Roger.
"Why?" said Eddy.
Flashback
In Roger's trailer; the meerkat was watching The Muppet Show.
He started laughing when a knocking sound was heard.
Roger groaned and paused the show before walking to his door and opened it up to see Robbie with lots of luggage in hand.
The meerkat became confused.
"Hey Robbie, what's up?" said Roger.
"Me and Tambry are going through some issues right now." said Robbie.
"You broke up, didn't you?" said Roger.
"Yeah, but I'm doing fine." said Robbie.
Roger scoffed.
"As if." said Roger.
"Mind if I crash here for a few days until I get back on my feet?" said Robbie.
Roger stared at the human before slamming the door on him.
"But he wouldn't take no for an answer?" Eddy's voice said.
A smacking sound was heard.
"OW!" yelled Eddy's voice.
"No interrupting the story." said Roger's voice.
Roger groaned and opened the door.
"Alright fine, come in." said Roger.
Robbie entered the trailer.
"Thank you." said Robbie.
"I know I'm going to regret this." said Roger.
He closed the door and was about to walk off, but a knocking sound was heard.
Roger opened the door and saw a Caucasian man in a business suit and glasses.
"Can I help you?" said Roger.
"I'm with the IRS, Internal Revenue Service. And I'm here to tax-"The man said before Roger slammed the door on his face.
Roger shook his head.
"I don't see why Joker didn't think to do that. He's a wanted criminal." said Roger.
End Flashback
Eddy and Duncan H became shocked.
"You slammed the door on an IRS agent?" said Duncan H.
Roger glared at the two.
"Really, that's the big take away from the flashback?" said Roger.
"It's just that not even Joker would do that and he battles Batman all the time." said Eddy.
"I'm with Eddy on this one." replied Duncan H.
"Didn't you want to ask me something?" asked Roger.
"Yeah, but I'm more interested in the whole Robbie thing right now." said Eddy.
"Same here." said Duncan H.
Roger shook his head.
"So anyways, Robbie and Tambry broke up, he's claiming to be fine with it, and I'm trying to get him back into the dating world so that he'll move out of the trailer." said Roger.
"Why?" said Duncan H.
"Because the smell of dirty socks is blocking the smell of nature from entering my nose." said Roger, "Has that guy even heard of a laundromat?"
Eddy did some thinking.
"Listen, I'm about to run a speed dating service here in the food court. Why don't you bring those two over?" said Eddy.
"Nope." said Roger.
Eddy became shocked.
"What, why?" said Eddy.
"Speed dating is not the way to go with setting people up, everyone knows that it's all about being online." Roger said before pulling out a Mystic Bronze Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 2 in tablet mode.
Eddy saw the phone and became confused.
"What the hell is that?" said Eddy.
"My new smartphone, doubles as a tablet as well." said Roger.
He folded it into smartphone mode.
"There's no way that online dating works." said Eddy.
"Actually, online dating has worked lots of times." said Duncan H.
Eddy glared at Duncan H.
"Traitor, you gave me the idea to start a speed dating service." said Eddy.
"Yeah, but Roger makes a valid argument. Plus he's got a newer and sweeter phone." said Duncan H.
Roger folded his phone into tablet mode before flipping it back to smartphone mode.
Eddy grumbled.
"Yeah well I'm still doing this." He said, "And trust me it will be good."
With that Eddy stormed off.
"100.00 Bucks says he gets arrested." said Duncan H.
"Not wagering anything." said Roger, "He always finds a way out of it."
Duncan H snapped his fingers.
"Oh well, show off your expensive phone then?" said Duncan H.
Roger folded his phone to tablet mode and Duncan H looked on in amazement.
"I don't know what this is supposed to be, but I like it. I'm surprised by this fancy device." said Duncan H.
"I'm more surprised by how the co author didn't think to have Eddy try to make a wager with me about if speed dating or online dating is more superior." said Roger.
In a bedroom; a man wearing a white shirt that said DragonEmperor999 was on a tablet and became shocked by what he read and became mad.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" the man yelled.
With Eddy; he exited a copy place with lots of pieces of paper.
He smiled.
"This'll be the perfect scam yet." said Eddy.
He then laughed.
Unknown to him; the chief of police heard him and grumbled.
"That does not seem legal." said the chief.
He was about to go to Eddy when RoboDetective came.
"What are you doing here Chief?" He asked.
The chief turned to his cousin.
"What's it look like, I'm trying to debate if running a speed dating service in a mall without a license is illegal." said the chief.
"I've checked the files and there doesn't seem anything wrong with that." said the cyborg.
"Yeah but this is Eddy we are talking about." revealed the chief, "He's been in and out of our prison so many times that I sometimes check up on him personally."
"Well to be fair some of those times even he didn't know what happened, like that time some of his friends kidnapped a celebrity to help judge a beauty pageant." revealed RoboDetective.
A flashback was about to begin, but was stopped by Crunch who had appeared.
"Wait, wait, we can't do that. We already did a similar flashback in a previous fic." said Crunch, "Only it was to be a guest star on a stage show."
"Yeah but this was a superhero." said RoboDetective.
"Still no by orders of the author." said Crunch.
RoboDetective groaned.
"Goddammit." said RoboDetective.