The next day at the McDuck Mall; a lot of people were gathered in the food court and Eddy was talking.
"Thank you everyone for coming here for my very first speed dating service." said Eddy.
Winslow who was in the audience shook his head.
"You're out of your mind, online dating's the way to go." said Winslow.
Eddy glared at the rat.
"You I'll deal with later you Potty Parrot reject." said Eddy.
Duncan H and Roger were in their fast food businesses watching everything.
"Sheesh, I wonder if Patchy and Potty the Parrot had problems like this." said Roger.
"Maybe." said Duncan H.
Cutaway Gag
In Patchy's house in Encino; the pirate was talking into a recording camera.
"Hey kids, I'm just on my way to a speed dating service to finally find a Mrs Patchy Pirate." said Patchy.
However his parrot laughed at this.
"Oh please online dating is the way to go." said Potty.
Patchy glared at his parrot puppet.
"Quiet Potty, I'm trying to make a point here." said Patchy.
"Online's better." Potty said before flying off.
"GET BACK HERE POTTY!" yelled Patchy.
He followed the parrot and saw a hole with a sign that said 'Potty's hiding place'.
The pirate climbed into the hole.
"I'll get you for dissing speed dating Potty." said Patchy.
But Potty who was outside the hole which was a lit cannon laughed.
The cannon then fired out Patchy and he screamed in shock and fear.
End Cutaway Gag
"Besides, I already got a dating profile set up for Robbie on his phone." said Roger.
"Okay." said Duncan H.
A crashing sound was heard and the two saw Patchy the Pirate landing on the ground before standing up.
The pirate growled in anger.
"I'm ok." said the Pirate and smiled, "Time for the speed dating."
Winslow rolled his eyes.
"Typical." said Winslow.
"Anyways, in speed dating, you'll end up sitting across a table from someone of the opposite gender, talk to each other for three minutes and taking notes about each other, and when you hear this bell ringing after three minutes-"Eddy said before ringing a bell, "That means it's time for the guys to move onto the next girls."
"How tacky." said Roger.
He pulled out a grey LG Wing and started doing some work on it.
Duncan H noticed it.
"Wait, I thought you had a Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 2." said Duncan H.
"I do, I just borrowed Robbie's phone to set up a dating profile." said Roger.
He flipped the main screen around and did some work on the phone.
Winslow shook his head.
"I still think online dating's the way to get a girlfriend." said Winslow.
He then saw someone familiar and gasped.
It was Sadie.
"The fuck?" said Winslow.
Roger saw this.
"History?" said Roger.
"Maybe." said Duncan H.
Winslow nodded and turned to them.
"She was my first crush." He said.
"How'd that turn out?" said Duncan H.
"She was nothing but trouble and kept on pulling a bunch of cons." said Winslow.
"Sounds like you're kind of woman." said Roger.
"Yeah but I'm doing this and I hope I don't end up with her." He said.
Soon everyone sat at a table and the chief kept seeing this.
"Man my 19 Daughters are here as well?" He asked.
RoboDetective looked on.
"Yikes, all single still?" said RoboDetective.
"Apparently. And I'm always giving bank robbers pizza per their demands." said the chief.
Flashback
Outside a bank; a drone placed some Papa Mom's boxes outside the bank.
Then a pair of hands opened the door before grabbing the boxes and went back in.
A lot of people including Roger, Duncan H, and Mia were watching the action unfold.
"These bank robbery situations are very terrible, why can't people just try to sneak off when the robbers aren't looking?" said Mia.
"Because the robbers have good senses." said Roger.
"True, but the pizza from where I worked at was being used to keep this robber from killing someone." said Mia.
Then gunshots were heard from inside the bank and lots of people screamed.
Duncan H laughed.
"Sweet, who got knocked off, who got knocked off?" said Duncan H.
The door opened up before the pizza boxes which now had gun shots in them were tossed out.
"THAT WAS THE WORST FUCKING PIZZA I'VE EVER HAD, PAPA MOM'S IS CRAP!" yelled the robber.
The three teens became shocked.
"Is anyone going to eat that pizza?" said Roger.
End Flashback
The chief cringed.
"Anyway one wrong move and I'll arrest Eddy." He said, "Though to be fair he is a good babysitter to my other kids."
Winslow was chatting with an African American female when the bell rang.
Winslow smiled.
"I'm actually having fun with this." He said, "Wonder who I'll talk to next?"
Soon he sat down in front of a female Parrot.
"Hello handsome." She said
The female parrot squacked.
"Why?" said Winslow.
They soon talked and talked until the bell rang and Winslow got up.
"Sheesh that parrot wouldn't let me have a word in." He said.
"Ok everyone we will have a hour break." said Eddy.
Everyone nodded and started to pay Eddy even Winslow.
"I gotta say Eddy this is very fun." He said.
"I know, unlike some other people saying other wise." said Eddy.
A squawking sound was heard and the two saw Potty Parrot flying by.
"Give it up scammer, everyone knows that there's more success with online dating." said Potty.
Eddy pulled out a gun and shot the parrot and killed him.
RoboDetective turned to the chief.
"Your not gonna arrest him on that?" He asked.
"Nope, even I would've killed the parrot myself." The chief said.
But Potty came back to life and flew up in the air.
"I'm a puppet, nothing can kill me." said Potty.
Eddy groaned.
"Goddammit." said Eddy.
He turned to Winslow.
"So what about that one female mouse I saw, think you'll get around to seeing her?" said Eddy.
"Nope, got some bad history with her." said Winslow.
He then explained everything to Eddy and he became shocked.
"Ok that is low even I wouldn't do that." He said.
"Yeah, I'd be better off staying away from her." said Winslow.
Eddy nodded.
"Anyways, thoughts on who you might want to end up with?" said Eddy.
"Definitely not the parrot, she talks a mile a minute." said Winslow.
"Does she prefer online dating?" said Potty.
"You, I'm ignoring." said Eddy.
Potty squawked before flying off.
"Seriously I wish I could burn that puppet." said Eddy, "And I wouldn't be caught because from what I hear even the cops are ok with it."
"You burn him, he'll just turn into a rotisserie chicken. He and Patchy are more animated then Spongebob, and that's a lot to say when you realize that they're live action." said Winslow.
Eddy nodded.
"Good point." Said Eddy.
Potty then pooped on Eddy.
The puppet parrot laughed.
Eddy grabbed him and pulled him down which caused a guy to fall as well.
He became shocked.
"Oh nice going, you killed the puppeteer." said Winslow.
Eddy ran off in fear.