Later; the mall was about to close and Eddy exited the building followed by Duncan H and Roger.
The scammer was counting a huge stack of cash in his hands and chuckling.
"This is going very good for my first day." said Eddy.
Roger was looking at Robbie's phone and a dinging sound was heard.
"OW, I FEEL GOOD, WAH NA NA NA NA NA, I KNEW THAT I WOULD!" Roger sang.
Duncan H looked at the meerkat.
"You seem happy all of a sudden despite Eddy making thousands of dollars from speed dating despite only three couples were made." said Duncan H.
"Oh, looks like Robbie'll be moving out real soon, because he's got six matches and six dates set up for tonight, all thanks to online dating." said Roger, "The superior way to go when it comes to getting a successful relationship."
"True, but I gotta admit what Eddy did was awesome and people seemed to have had fun and he didn't break any laws." said Duncan H.
"Well I managed to get Robbie hooked up six times tonight." said Roger.
Eddy turned to Roger.
"You seem very confident. Want to up the ante?" said Eddy.
"We never made a bet." said Roger.
Eddy did some thinking before groaning.
"Goddammit." said Eddy.
Meanwhile at Roger's trailer; Robbie was sitting on the recliner in only a pair of underwear when Roger entered the trailer.
"Oh Robbie, good news." said Roger.
"What?" said Robbie.
His clothes and phone were placed on his lap.
"You're going out tonight, now get dressed." said Roger.
Robbie became confused.
"Why?" said Robbie.
"Because you've got six dates with six matches from online due to an online profile I set up for you on your phone. You just have to find out who's going to be your arm candy for life." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"Oh god, not a Sabrina the Teenage Witch reference." said Robbie.
End Interview Gag
Robbie fully dressed up was sitting in a restaurant with a teenage girl with blonde hair before she smacked him across the face.
Later; he was at a table with a Burnette girl before being smacked by her.
Later; it was with a female dog before being smacked across the face.
Later; it was a female horse before the horse hooved him with both her hind feet.
Later; he was with a female skunk who simply sprayed him in the face.
Lastly; Robbie was with an Asian teenage man before being smacked across the face by him.
Back at Roger's trailer; Roger was sitting on his recliner when Robbie returned to the trailer.
The meerkat turned to the teen and groaned.
"Mother fucker." said Roger.
"I just didn't really feel a connection with any of them, not even the guy." said Robbie.
"No shit sherlock." said Roger.
The next day; Duncan H was working the Burger King booth when Roger appeared at the booth panting from exhaustion.
The teen noticed it.
"Whoa, dude, you look terrible." said Duncan H.
"Robbie pushed his six candidates away last night." said Roger.
Duncan H became shocked.
"You're kidding." said Duncan H.
"No dude, he pushed every candidate away. I'm telling you, he's really missing Tambry." said Roger, "The guy's a mess without her."
"Wasn't he a mess after being dumped by Wendy?" said Duncan H.
"Yeah, but that was before someone played matchmaker with Robbie and Tambry by spiking chili fries with a love potion with temporary effects." said Roger.
With Mabel; she sneezed and looked around.
She shook her head.
Back at the Mall; another speed dating seminar was happening.
Eddy was counting lots of money he had.
Sanders and MacArthur came by and they whistled.
"Dang dude, you'se racking up the bills." said MacArthur, "Almost like you're doing something illegal."
"Nope, just running a speed dating service." said Eddy.
He turned to the cops.
"That isn't illegal is it?" He asked.
Sanders pulled out a book and looked through it and smiled.
"Actually there isn't." She said, "Besides everyone seems to be having fun."
"Hey Sanders how about you join in?" He asked
His girlfriend became shocked.
"Wait what?" She asked.
"Yeah to spice things up in our relationship." said Eddy, "Some people do it."
Sanders became mad.
"That's crazy." She said.
"Actually Sanders I'm with Eddy on this one." MacArthur said.
Roger and Duncan H heard the whole thing.
"That's fucking stupid." said Duncan H.
"Even I agree with that." said Roger.
A beeping sound was heard and Roger pulled out his phone.
"Whoo, almost time for my shift to start. See ya." said Roger.
"Our fast food booths are literally right next to each other." said Duncan H.
Roger laughed.
"Yeah, it's just for fun." said Roger.
"We do spend most of our time talking to each other when it's not busy." said Duncan H.
"I know." said Roger.
He got behind the counter of the KFC booth before putting on his clothes and clocked in and went to the cash register.
"What's the next play to get Robbie an online date?" said Duncan H.
"Well, the profile on that website didn't work, so I'll just text some single girls that I know and talk them into going on blind dates with him." said Roger.
Duncan H nodded.
"Okay." said Duncan H.
Roger looked on at the speed dating seminar.
"And Sanders has actually agreed to the whole thing." said Roger.
Duncan H became flabbergasted.
"What?" said Duncan H.
Sanders was talking to a buff Caucasian teen while Eddy was talking to a humanoid parrot who was talking to much.
Eddy was mad.
"Ok I can see what Winslow meant." He said.
A bell rang and the guys moved on.
Sanders was still sitting at a table yawning when Crunch sat down across from her, confusing the cop.
"Crunch, what're you doing here?" said Sanders.
Crunch smirked.
"What's it look like, I'm trying to get a date." said Crunch.
"With your appearance?" said Sanders.
"I've got quite the charm." said Crunch.
"Yeah, the charm that can literally knock women dead." said Sanders.
Crunch groaned.
"Oh, I'll find someone one of these days." said Crunch.
Sanders nodded.
"We'll see." said Sanders.
A dinging sound was heard and the guys moved on to another table.
Later; the day was over and Eddy was counting lots of money.
He chuckled.
"This is going better and better then I could imagine." He said.
"EDDY!" A Voice shouted.
Eddy groaned and turned and saw the chief of police.
"Why chief, what a surprise." said Eddy.
"I know, I might not be able to nail you for your business, but I could nail you for something else." said the chief.
"You going to nail me for tax evasion like how Al Capone got nailed?" said Eddy, "Because the insanity plea won't work if being tried for that crime."
The Chief became confused.
"Oh please that's not what I'm talking about, but that is weird." He said.
"That what is it?" asked Eddy.
"Nevermind." said the chief.
He did some thinking.
"Maybe the insanity plea not working for tax evasion is another reason Joker fears the IRS." said the chief.
"Do you mind, I've got things to do." said Eddy, "Also, I can't pay my taxes since I'm not an adult."
Interview Gag
"FUCK!" yelled the chief.
End Interview Gag
"See ya." Eddy said before walking off.
"I'll nail him for something, he'll see." said the chief.
Roger and Duncan H walked out of the mall.
"So, what'll you do before sending Robbie off again?" said Duncan H.
"No idea, maybe I'll-"Roger said before a chiming sound was heard.
The meerkat pulled out his phone and saw a text from Robbie that said 'Can you pick up some Chinese food on the way home?'
Roger groaned.
"Goddammit, he wants Chinese again." said Roger.
Duncan H is confused.
"What's wrong with Chinese?" He asked.
"It ain't the fact that he wants Chinese that's got me upset, it's the fact that he isn't doing anything productive that's got me upset." said Roger.
Duncan H nodded.
"Right." said Duncan H.
He then smiled.
"Well, I'm getting Chinese tonight." said Duncan H.
He walked off.
A chiming sound was heard and Roger looked at his phone again to see a text from Robbie that said 'Kung Pow Chicken.'
Roger nodded.
"That actually sounds good." He said.
A text appeared that said 'Don't forget the fortune cookie'.