At Roger's trailer; Robbie was sitting on the recliner in only a pair of underwear watching Family Double Dare.
"Wow, such a messy game show." said Robbie.
Then Roger appeared with lots of Chinese take out.
He saw Robbie and groaned.
"Still doing nothing?" said Roger.
Robbie gave Roger the middle finger.
"No, I kept busy. I turned the WIFI router on and off cause I was unable to view any HBO Max." said Robbie.
"If you're going to live here, then you might as well chip in." said Roger.
Robbie is mad.
"I do chip in." said Robbie.
"You've been living here for six days without doing anything or getting a date on your own." said Roger, "I wouldn't call that chipping in."
"Well don't fucking rush me." said Robbie.
Roger growled in anger before crushing a take out box with his bare hand, spilling lots of almond chicken on the floor.
"Six days, without getting a date." said Roger.
"Bring me something to read." said Robbie.
Roger walked off and returned with a newspaper before giving it to Robbie.
"Check out the classifieds section." said Roger.
But Robbie tossed the paper.
"I can't read this, I'd prefer seeing the obituaries." said Robbie.
Roger's eye started twitching.
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Roger was steaming mad.
"This guy's starting to get on my nerves." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
"You know, there are plans for a New Years day celebration happening soon. Maybe you should get a 'date' for it." said Roger.
"Time for some cable TV watching." said Robbie.
Roger walked next to Robbie and gave him a Chinese take out box, some chopsticks, and the TV remote before the human teen turned on the TV.
On TV was a crudely drawn background in a city and a horrible puppet of a purple human male walking by as a puppet of a green human male came behind the man.
"Yo dude, where're you going?" said the green puppet.
The purple puppet turned to the first puppet.
"I'm going on a date." said the second puppet.
The first puppet looked shocked.
"You have a date?" said the first puppet.
"Why wouldn't I, I'm not some lazy jerk who's taking advantage of some person's kind generosity to help him out for granted." said the second puppet.
"Say, I'm intrigued, where can I find one of these dates?" said the first puppet.
The whole thing turned out to simply be a puppet show that was being done by Roger.
"Oh anywhere, online, in public, especially if you're a emo looking goth." Roger said sounding like the second puppet.
"I should get a date so I don't mooch off my friend." Roger said sounding like the first puppet.
Robbie became confused.
"What the? Roger, there's something wrong with this TV. Fix it." said Robbie.
Roger appeared from behind the TV and got on top of Robbie.
"I've got a better idea, why don't I set up a date to get it fixed? You know why? Because when I need a date, I gotta set up a date, and hope someone keeps that date." Roger said while poking Robbie's nose every time he said date.
The human teen glared at Roger.
"What're you talking about?" said Robbie.
Roger screamed in anger and a huge hole was formed in the trailer as the meerkat was pushing the chair with Robbie on it all the way to Rayman's house.
Inside the house; Rayman, Globox, and the Eds were eating dinner.
Eddy was counting lots of money.
"I'm raking up a fortune." said Eddy.
But then Roger appeared and grabbed the money.
"You wanted to help Robbie out with his love life?" Roger said before tossing the money away and pulled Robbie over before placing him in Eddy's hands, "Then help him get a girlfriend with speed dating."
Everyone became confused.
"What's going on?" said Globox.
"No idea Glo." said Rayman.
Eddy growled.
"Nope, I'm not going to help Robbie out." said Eddy.
He dropped Robbie on the ground.
Roger then placed lots of stacks of money on the table.
"Well then I'll pay you to help Robbie, I've got lots of money, just take it." said Roger.
"You can't put a price on my head, and I can never forgive you for the way you dissed speed dating." said Eddy.
Roger finally snapped and grabbed Eddy by the neck with both his hands, strangling him.
Everyone became shocked.
"Roger's flipped his lid, let's cheese it." said Ed.
The others ran off in fear.
"LISTEN YOU SCAMMING CHEAPSKATE, ROBBIE'S BEEN LIVING IN MY TRAILER FOR DAYS DRIVING ME CRAZY!" Roger yelled before he began shaking Eddy violently, "AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET HIM A DATE ALL BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID COMMENT ABOUT SPEED DATING!?"
Next door in MacArthur and Sanders' house; the chief of police as well as MacArthur and Sanders were wearing headphones and listening to everything that was going on and heard lots of fighting sounds, shocking the three.
"Jesus Christ that meerkat's gone crazy." said the chief.
"I know, I never thought I'd say this but I'm with Eddy on that." said MacArthur.
"Yeah, Eddy has a right to help someone or not." said Sanders.
The chief shook his head.
"Didn't you hear a word that the meerkat was saying? He's upset about someone who's been driving him crazy for days of free loading." said the chief, "The same thing literally happened with Spongebob and Squidward."
"True, but I'm still siding with Eddy on the whole ordeal." said MacArthur.
Roger then stabbed Eddy in both his legs with steak knives, making him scream as the cops became shocked.
"YOU STABBED ME IN THE FUCKING LEGS!" yelled Eddy.
"I'm siding with Roger right now." said MacArthur.
"Me to." said Sanders.
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"What, Roger's gone over the deep end, best to just side with him for the moment." said MacArthur.
End Interview Gag
"Well I'm dropping this unauthorized investigation." said the chief.
The two cops became shocked.
"Wait what?" They asked.
"I don't want to be turned into some unhinged meerkat's punching bag." said the chief.
The cops ran off.
Back in Rayman's house; Roger was still beating up a now very bloody and bruised up Eddy very violently.
"I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE EDDY, EITHER YOU GET ROBBIE A DATE BY WAY OF SPEED DATING, OR I'M TAKING YOU TO A TAXIDERMIST TO GET STUFFED!" yelled Roger.
Eddy gulped.
"OK OK ILL DO IT!" He shouted, "PLEASE DONT I REALLY NEED A WIN ONCE IN A WHILE!"
Roger let go of the scammer and sat down on a chair.
"There, was that so hard?" Roger said still angry.
Then the Zedd song Candyman started playing and Roger pulled out his phone before sliding the talk icon and put the phone to his ear.
"Hello?" Roger said calmly.
Eddy became shocked.
"Oh hey Duncan Harris. Nah, the plans for Robbie tonight didn't fall through. Managed to talk Eddy into setting him up through some speed dating instead, and he'll take care of it tomorrow. Uh huh, uh huh. See you tomorrow." Roger said before putting his phone away.
"How the hell do you have a calm demeaner all of a sudden after you assaulted me?" said Eddy.
"No use crying over spilled milk. Also, a gypsy woman wouldn't waste any good spells on a bottom feeder like you after whatever scam you may rudely pull." said Roger.
Cutaway Gag
At Mr Krabs house; the crab was taking a bath in lots of money before becoming shocked and looked at the film crew.
"Wait, why're you looking at me, what's this whole thing about, was someone talking about me?" Mr Krabs said before becoming mad, "Whatever someone said, it isn't true."
"Is it true that your business was cursed after you refused to feed a gypsy woman some Krabby Patties due to the kindness of one of your most trusted employees?" said the camera man.
Krabs gulped.
"Oh boy." said Mr Krabs.
End Cutaway Gag
Roger stood up.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go home, get some sleep, and maybe think about getting a new place to live in." said Roger.
Eddy became confused.
"Why?" said Eddy.
"I had a fucking outburst because of Robbie, destroyed half of my trailer." said Roger, "I've already got plans for the layout."
He pulled out his phone and flipped it to tablet mode before showing blue prints of a house similar to Spongebob's house, but without the pineapple design.
Eddy whistled.
"Nice." said Eddy, "Still stuck with a burner flip phone though."
Roger closed up his phone before walking off.
Eddy pulled out his flip phone and looked at it.
"Sure wish I had a smart phone again." said Eddy.