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Meeting Joker

Joker was bored. He wanted something to do, and recently nothing really stood out to him. Although there was a rumor floating around that the Batman had a kid with him, Birdboy or something like that. What an original name… Birdboy. Why did Batsie have a kiddy anyways?

Joker tapped his fingers on the metal table he sat at with several failed attempts at plans scattered around him. He needed something to do… Maybe this new Birdboy could be fun… Joker thought for a moment and a large smile crossed his face.

X

Batman and Robin were out on patrol. Batman had already listened to the police scanner and there was nothing major going on, so it was safe to bring his apprentice out into the field. Robin was busy playing on the gargoyle, one of many in Gotham. Batman smirked as Robin did a flip and landed it perfectly. The boy was improving greatly. Suddenly an explosion went off and Robin's ears seemed to perk and the boy got excited.

"Let's go!" Robin yelled free falling off the building and using his grabbling hook just in time to catch himself. Batman shook his head and followed his little bird.

X

Joker smiled from ear to ear when he saw a figure come from the sky. He knew blowing up some random police station would get the Bat's attention. Joker gleefully skipped from the flames and saw something he had to laugh at. There was a small figure in tight green tights, a bright red tunic and the brightest canary yellow cape.

"BIRDBOY!" Joker yelled happily. "I FINALLY GET TO MEET YOU SAY 'HELLO' TO YOUR NEW UNCLE J!" Joker declared.

"I already have uncles, and they aren't called J," the boy answered back hotly. Joker laughed. This was going to be fun!

"Don't be such a spoil sport Birdie boy!" Joker smiled.

"The name is Robin!" Birdboy declared. Joker laughed.

"Robin? As in the bird? A ROBIN AND A BAT?" Joker announced. "Well… well… well…" the Joker thought. "What am I going to do with you? I have to welcome you after all…" Joker thought. Where was Batman anyways? Oh well maybe his goons were actually doing their job and keeping the Batman busy. Whatever. Taking out one of his knifes he lunged at the sidekick and attempted to slice the boy. The boy dogged and through a bat-a-rang at Joker. Joker also dogged and smirked. So the rumors were true, Batty was training Birdie. Joker lunged at Robin quicker and quicker the thrill of the fight starting to take place the Joker was laughing now. He was as excited as could be. Finally he heard a scream from the bird. Pulling his knife back blood covered it. "HAHAHAHAHA!" Joker yelled. Suddenly Joker felt something hit him.

X

It was over in a flash. Joker was being taken to Arkham in a body cast. Batman was carrying his little bird away from. Batman knew that Robin would be okay, but he carried the little bird anyways.

"I'm fine, he only got my arm," Robin said as he huddled into Batman's chest.

"You're tired, go to sleep," Batman sighed. "You did good today," he added. Robin smiled and huddled into his chest. Batman watched as Joker was being taken away, hopefully that would send the message not to hurt his little bird.

X

Joker smiled, this was exciting. He had never gotten Batty so excited before. Joker smiled he was glad he meet Robin today, this was going to make everything so much more fun!

A/N:

SanuraKitKat: Well…

Robin: REVIEW!

SanuraKitKat: Wow…..

Robin: REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Please? Pretty, pretty please? I know that you want to!

SanuraKitKat: Well you heard Birdboy!

Robin/Nightwing: IT'S ROBIN! R-O-B-I-N!

Robin: Why are you here and care?

SanuraKitKat: SPOILERS!

Nightwing: What she said.

Robin: Whatever, I leave you all with this last note… REVIEW!