Writers Notes: I don't own Total Drama Island, thanks to my beta HGranger89, and thanks for all the positive feedback.
"Last Time on Total Drama Island. The Killer Bass finally put an end to their losing streak thanks to Eva strength, the Gophers attempted to outmaneuver them, but they were still no match for Eva, and in the end, it was the supermodel Justin that was sent home. Who will be eliminated this week? Find out tonight on the most dramatic elimination ceremony yet on Total Drama Island!"
*** Intro ***
In the Gopher boy's cabin, everyone but Noah was still asleep; the bookworm was lying on his bed deep in thought.
*** Confessional Noah ***
"Last night was a huge wake-up call. I thought I could get through this game with my intelligence alone, which was really stupid. But now I'm not going to make that mistake again."
*** Cabins ***
All the Gopher girls, excluding Izzy who was sleeping outside for some reason as she did that sometimes.
"Oh my gosh, I can't believe this. I'm already out of tanner."
"Wow Lindsay, that's such a tragedy," Gwen said sarcastically as she woke up.
"I know, right? Now I'll have to suntan in the sun. Do you realize how bad that can make your skin look?" Lindsay walked over to Gwen, who was still in her bed, fixing her hair. "Aw, you totally do," Lindsay said while looking at Gwen's pale skin, much to Gwen's annoyance.
"Wake up, campers," Chris said over the speakers near the cabins. "I hope you got plenty of sleep because today you're going to shine like stars. Be ready to bring it in today's challenge." Many of the campers had over enough of Chris, and very reluctantly got ready for today's challenge.
*** Theater Area ***
The campers took their seats on wooden bleachers in front of a stage.
I love musicals. Especially the ones with singing and dancing." Lindsay smiled when talking to Beth.
"Gwen! Saved you a seat," Trent said as Gwen walked over to him.
"Thanks." Gwen sat down next to Trent as the two smiled at each other. Heather glared at them, while Cody tried to mimic them Trent sat, only to fall on his backside in the process. Ezekiel tried to mimic Trent as well as he failed as well as he tried to sit next to Bridgette. Meanwhile, Lindsay blew a kiss to Tyler, who caught it and winked back. Heather, annoyed by this, glared at Lindsay, who nervously smiled at her.
"Welcome campers to our brand new, state of the art, outdoors amphitheater! Today's challenge is a summer camp classic. A talent contest!"
"Yes! Awesome!" Owen exclaimed.
"You have eight hours to pick the three most talented people on your team. Anything goes as long as it's legal," Chris said, pointing at Duncan, who snapped his fingers in disappointment at this.
*** Screaming Gophers Area ***
Heather blew a whistle to get her teams attention. "Ok, I'm Team Captain, so here's how it's going to work-"
"Whoa now, who made you Team Captain?" Gwen cut off Heather.
"She did, just now," Lindsay replied.
"Lindsay, Izzy, Beth, and I had a voted, and I won."
"Threatening them to vote for you isn't exactly democratic."
"No one threatens Izzy," Izzy pointed out.
"Hey Gwen, snagged you an extra muffin." Trent walked up to Gwen and gave her a muffin, which she happily accepted. Heather began to glare but then smiled.
"Trent, you're cool with me leading this project, aren't you?"
"Yeah, whatever, go for it."
"Very good. Now then, Beth, Lindsay, Izzy and I will be the judges."
"Are you going to audition?" Trent asked Gwen.
"Doubtful. You should audition, though; I heard you by the dock last night. You're terrific." Heather rolled her eyes as the couple exchanged another smiled just as Owen finished drinking an entire two-liter bottle of soda and then followed by burping the entire alphabet in one go.
All the male Gophers cheered, and Izzy nodded in impressment at Owen's feat, being the only female Gopher that wasn't disgusted by this.
"Izzy, want's Owen in the talent show!" She cheered loudly.
"Yes!" Owen yelled as Trent gave him a high five.
"Um, you're not going to do that it's revolting," Heather replied.
"Do you know how hard it is to burp the entire alphabet in one go?" Trent responded.
"But Izzy wants him in!" She pouted
"I can also do Beethoven's fifth," Owen said as he beat over to fart, disgusting many of the female campers, excluding Izzy who looked interested in seeing that, as Gwen began to walk away.
"Where are you going?" Heather asked.
"Anywhere that's not here."
*** Killer Bass Area ***
A good distance away from his team, Ezekiel set up a log, placing an apple on top of it, and drew out an arrow. He released his grip, sending the arrow flying through the air. However, it bounced off of a tree and went flying through a window of the mess hall.
An awkward silence filled the air, until the door to the mess hall burst opened, revealing Chef.
"Which one of you maggots broke my WINDOW!" Ezekiel gulped as Chef glared at him, noticing the bow in his hand.
"You'd better run," Tyler whispered as the prairie boy took off as Chef chased him with a rolling pin.
***Screaming Gophers Area ***
Heather, dressed in a ballerina outfit, began to dance gracefully. As she finished her dance, she glared at Beth, Izzy and Lindsay.
"Oh, I vote for Heather to be in the contest," Lindsay said.
"I second that," Beth agreed.
"Izzy doesn't like," She folded her arms and shook her head.
"Ok, so I guess I'm in. Why doesn't everyone take five?"
The Gophers nodded in agreement, and Heather grabbed Lindsay and took her aside, "Gwen's up to something serious. I want you to follow her and report back to me."
Heather handed Lindsay a walkie-talkie and a pair of binoculars as she sent her on her way.
*** Bass Area ***
DJ had just finished doing an impressive ribbon dance routine.
"Alright, so I guess he's in then," Eva said. "Who's next?"
Tyler was attempting to do tricks with his yo-yo, but horribly failed, and ended up wrapping himself in the string.
"Next!"
Katie and Sadie began to dance; after ten seconds, Eva had enough.
"Next," Eva groaned.
"I can surf," Bridgette said proudly, "I've won three champions."
"Good, good, anyone else got anything?" Eva asked, wrote down Bridgette's name as a maybe, "Duncan, you got anything?"
"Talent shows are for losers."
"URG, NEXT!"
Instantly, Geoff stepped forward, smiling and with a skateboard in hand, however when he jumped on to his skateboard, it broke in half.
"Whoa, that kind of wrecks the ride."
"NEXT!" Eva let out a thunderous voice, as she broke her clipboard in half.
*** Near the beach ***
Lindsay watched Gwen through binoculars, watching her write in her diary. Getting bored, she turned and spotted Tyler, still wrapped up in his yo-yo.
*** Screaming Gophers Area ***
As the Gophers returned to continued auditioning, Izzy began to do an exotic dance, "Izzy call this the dance of the Rattlesnake."
As Izzy danced, Owen fell into an almost hypnotic trance watching, unable to take his eyes off her.
"I'll put you down as a maybe," Heather said, "Noah, what do you got?"
Noah cleared his throat and began speaking:
"Into my heart, an air that's kills from yon far country blows,
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those.
That island of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went,
And cannot come again."
"Well if we need help putting Chef to sleep then we'll give you a call." Noah when back to sit down, mumbling under his breath about Heather being an uncultured swine. "Cody, you're up."
Cody brought out a large piece of cardboard and began to break dance horribly; the self-titled ladies man believed he was much better then he was.
"Next!" Heather groaned.
LeShawna cleared her throat and began to sing 'I Will Always Love You' doing a decent impression of Whitney Houston, getting applause from her team.
"Not bad," Heather replied, "But not what we are looking for."
"Excuse me?" LeShawna replied.
"She pretty good," Owen said.
"I said no, and I'm Team Captain. Beth, you're up."
*** Confessional Heather ***
"Rap star gangster wannabe is good, but I'm not going to let her upstage me."
*** Gopher area ***
Beth brought out two batons which she set on fire and began to twirl them around, everyone but Izzy was considered.
"Are you sure that's safe?"
"Don't worry Leshawna; I took classes."
Beth tossed the batons into the air, where they span out of control.
"Hit the deck!" Owen yelled. Everyone ducked for cover as the batons came hurling back to the ground where Izzy jumped and caught one with her teeth.
"I kind of missed the catching class though." Gophers walked off to rest before the talent show, Cody walked over to Gwen.
"So what you got there, Gwen? A journal?"
"Beat it, Cody."
"Oh, so it's private right. Don't worry; I'm down with that. It's cool." He folded his arms and leaned back, trying to look cool.
"What part of beat it don't you understand?" Cody took a sniff of Gwen's hair, "What the hell? Are you a pervert?!"
Gwen stormed off towards the girls' cabin as Cody followed her and held the door for her, much to the amusement of Heather.
"Aw, look Beth, Izzy, it's the first hookup of the season."
Gwen glared back at Heather and replied, "Oh yeah, we were going at it big time. I need a swim just to cool off." Gwen inside to change. Cody attempted to peek inside but instead got hit in the face by the door.
"Gwen, wait. I'll come to you," Trent said as he joined her.
"Sure!" Gwen quickly realized how excited she had made herself look. "I mean whatever."
The duo walked off, while Heather nudged Beth and Izzy. "We've got a diary to find." Beth looked at Heather suspiciously while Izzy just nodded.
*** Inside the shower area ***
"Lindsay, this is Heather. Report back immediately! Lindsay? Lindsay, come here now. COME HERE!"
Lindsay was much to busy making out with Tyler; the jock turned off the walkie-talkie, and they didn't stop kissing until Chris' voice came from the intercom to report for the talent show.
*** Theater Stage ***
"It's the TDI talent extravaganza! Welcome to the very first Camp Wawankawa talent contest!" Chris said as the campers sat on the bleachers to watch. "First up for the Screaming Gophers, it's Izzy!"
The campers clapped as Izzy walked out on to the stage and took a bow. The exotic music began to play as she started her dance of the rattlesnake. Everything was going well and many of the campers, Owen included, watched her closely.
*** Confessional Owen ***
"She's so dreamy," Owen smiled in a hypnotic trance.
*** Theater Stage ***
"Okay, I have no idea what that was, but Chef gave it six points."
Izzy just smiled and returned to the bleachers sitting in front of Owen.
"First up for the Killer Bass is Eva."
Eva came out on the stage and picked up a large and heavy log with ease and threw it far through the air to demonstrate her amazing strength.
"What amazing display of skill and strength, and Chef seems to agree and gave it seven points!" Eva just shrugged and returned to the bleachers, "So far the Bass have the lead, up next for the Gophers, is Trent."
Trent walks out with his guitar to the applause of the Gophers, "This goes out to someone special here at camp."
They say we've only got summer,
And I say that's really a bummer.
But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun.
It'll just be the two of us.
Nothing to do just hang.
So, let me say only this.
Stick around for just one kiss."
Trent was met with applause as Chef had awarded Trent eight points for his song. Trent waved over to Gwen, who dreamily watched the performance. Chris then slid Trent away and called on DJ to the stage. "Second up for the Bass give it up for the big guy DJ!"
DJ, wearing his unitard, came out and began his dance. Things were going well at first, but he soon got his legs tangled up in the ribbon and tripped on his feet.
"Dainty, and yet masculine. Let's see what Chef thinks." Chris smiled as we walked on the stage, and Chef awarded DJ two points.
"Not good, the Gophers had an early lead, last up for the Gopher is Heather!"
Heather came out to the applause of her team, wearing her ballerina outfit, as she sat down.
"Originally I going to dance for you. But instead, I want to celebrate team spirit with a collaboration," Heather smiled and pulled out Gwen's diary.
"She wouldn't?" Gwen was left frozen in shock.
"With words by Gwen, the performance by me, enjoy," Heather cleared her throat and began reading. "Okay, so I'm trying to ignore him, but he's just so cute. If they had custom ordered a guy to be a distraction for me here, it would have been him. We just totally connect he's pretty much the only person I can relate to here, and I know it's cliche, but I love guys who play guitar."
"Wow plays guitar? Wow, that could be anyone here," Noah sarcastically commented, his remark earned him a punch to the back of the head by LeShawna. "OW!" He glared at LeShawna who cracked her knuckles and glared at Heather.
"Wait I don't play guitar," Cody was left confused as he looked over at Trent as Gwen ran back to the cabins.
"Why did she do that, eh?" Ezekiel asked, confused, shaking his head.
"Because she's mean Ezekiel," Bridgette with her arms folded.
"Okay... that's just seriously messed up, even Chef agrees, and Heather earn zero points for her team. But with Izzy dance and Trent's song, the Bass are seriously sucking. Can Bridgette and her surfer skills up things around? Everyone to the beach!"
*** Beach ***
Bridgette was in her wetsuit as she went out to the water with her surfboard, nerves were hitting her as everything came down to her. The campers, along with Chris and Chef, gathered around the beach to watch. The surfer started off slowly, and things were looking good, then she started to pull off some tricks. Earning cheers from the Bass, she then surprised everyone as for her big finish, she did a flip and was now standing on her hands on the surfboard.
"Awesome work there!" Chris smiled as Bridgette returned back to the shoreline, "and Chef has picked the Killer Bass for as the winner." All the Bass cheered and ran up to Bridgette to congratulate her. The Gophers looked out realizing that they lost again. Chris and Chef walked over and handed Bridgette a small trophy that looked like some cheap plastic cup for her reward.
"And the Gophers, I'll see you tonight."
*** Confessional Bridgette ***
"Pulling off the win today was great."
*** Confessional Heather ***
"People thought I was mean to Gwen, whatever. All I need was four votes against LeShawna, and she had this coming after she threw me off the cave back on day one. Lindsay and Beth easy, Izzy's crazy and Owen is a piece of cake.
*** Confessional Owen ***
Owen happily ate a piece of cake.
*** Bonfire Ceremony ***
After much of the bonfire ceremony had passed, Trent, Lindsay, Beth, Owen, Noah, Izzy, Gwen and Cody all had their marshmallows, leaving just LeShawna and Heather in danger of elimination.
"Kudos to you all for a great talent show. Singing, dancing, and surfing made for an entertaining night. But now it is time to say goodbye to someone." Gwen was shooting Heather a murderous glare, while Heather just smirks, as Chris sighs.
"Just give me my marshmallow already," Heather demanded.
"Like hell, you're safe!" LeShawna replied, "I'm staying put."
"LeShawna I personally think that this is very wrong," The true genuine sincerely in Chris' tone made her nervous, "But the final marshmallow goes to... Heather."
"What? Are you freaking kidding me!" Leshawna shouts while Heather smirks.
LeShawna attempts to attack Heather however, before she could react, Chef simply scooped her up and restraining her over her shoulder, walking off towards the boat of losers. "Let me at her; I'll teach the little prom queen a lesson!"
LeShawna growled and yelled at Heather from Chef's shoulder, "Shut up, maggot!" With that, Chef tossed her on the Boat of Losers before walking into the driving compartment.
"I can spit in her food for you," Chef said before taking off.
"There's no way, she getting away with this," Gwen glared at Heather as she returned to the cabin.
Later that evening while Heather was showering, Gwen moved the water line to the sewage line. She then stayed behind to listen to the show, hearing Heather's threatening screams.
Remaining Campers:
Screaming Gophers. Noah, Izzy, Beth, Trent, Lindsay, Cody, Gwen, Heather Owen.
Killer Bass. Ezekie, Eva, Katie, Tyler, Sadie, Bridgette, Geoff, DJ, Duncan.
19th Place: LeShawna
20th Place: Justin
21st Place: Harold
22nd Place: Courtney
Noah - LeShawna
Izzy - LeShawna
Beth - LeShawna
Trent - Heather
Lindsay - LeShawna
Cody - Heather
Gwen - Heather
Heather - LeShawna
Owen - LeShawna
LeShawna - Heather
Writer notes; Noah's poem is from the film Walkabout.