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"Last Time on Total Drama Island: You've been watching Gwen, Noah, Tyler, Bridgette, and Duncan make their way to the final five."As the host narrated from the Dock of Shame, the final five getting into various antics could be seen in the background. Tyler rushed out of the Mess Hall and leaned over the stairs to barf, and Gwen and Noah were cuddled up against a tree with Noah reading.
"It's been a long seven weeks for these campers," Chris continued. "So today we've decided to give them a break and allow them to enjoy themselves for once." In front of Chris, Bridgette was relaxing by floating in the water. Suddenly, a shark fin appeared and the surfer grew worried and quickly swam away in a panic, while the shark poked its head out of the water, revealing a smirking Duncan with a shark fin cap.
"But have you ever wondered what happens to the camper after they walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave the camp? Where are these losers living? How are they spending their time? And who do they think deserves to win the hundred grand?" Chris held up a shiny treasure chest full of gold and chuckled, "All those answers and more coming up, right here on Total Drama Island." He boarded a jet ski in front of the docks and sped off right as the opening credits began to roll.
*** Intro ***
When the camera opened up again, it didn't show the camp but instead showed a large luxury spa resort. Chris approached the docks leading up to the large building and parked his jet ski, flashing a smile. The eliminated campers could be seen walking and relaxing around the resort.
"Welcome to Playa Des Losers! The all-inclusive luxury resort where our losers are sent after getting brutally voted out of the game, where they come to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality show hasbeens."
As Chris talked, the camera showed off all that Playa Des Losers had to offer. The main lodge was huge and much nicer than anything they had back at camp. A buffet table was set up next to a grill, and the food looked heavenly when compared to the usual gruel served by Chef, Owen was helping himself to large handfuls of some food, listening to lzzy, who was telling her usual far fetched stories. "...and so Izzy had to hide up North in Alaska until the heat died down. She lived with a tribe of Yetis." Owen chuckled and smiled at this, as he stuffed an entire muffin in his mouth.
In front of the lodge was a large pool, in a hot tub nearby were Geoff and Katie, who were relaxing in the hot tub and definitely not shying away from showing public displays of affection. Sadie and Ezekiel sat nearby, their eyes closed and focused on enjoying the water while the couple next to them continued kissing, Eva and DJ were seen doing laps in the pool, and Harold and LeShawna were relaxing as Harold was applying sunscreen to LeShawna.
"Man, who woulda thought a place like this would have been so close to that dump Wawanakwa," LeShawna commented, receiving a nod of agreement from Harold.
"It's definitely a huge step up from that crappy summer camp," Harold nodded in agreement but looked down. "But I'm still kind of bummed out that I'll never get to show off my mad skills!"
LeShawna chuckled a little before glaring at Harold, "HEY! Easy with those hands, Stringbean, we aren't there yet!"
"Sorry, My Lady." Harold apologized as LeShawna glared at him.
Over by the pool, Justin dived gracefully into the pool from the high dive, and took out a mirror and smiled as he looked at himself in it.
"He is just sooo cute," Sadie commented as Justin climbed out of the pool.
Katie broke away from Geoff and looked back to see whom Sadie was referring to, "Yeah, but he's nowhere near as cute as Geoff."
"Aww thanks, babe," Geoff smiled as the two went back to making out.
"I thought people usually did that in private?" Ezekiel asked.
"Ooo," Sadie teased, "Or are you just jealous wanting to get Bridgette in the hot tub?"
Ezekiel turned beat red, "No...I...Mean...Yes...No..." He quickly changed the subject, "So I had a serious talk with my parents, eh. And they're okay with me going to public school."
"That's great!" Geoff smiled.
"Yeah, they made enough money to get some extra help."
"Eeee!" Katie and Sadie squealed, "We totally need to get you some new clothes."
"New clothes?!" Ezekiel looked confused, as Chris walked by grinning.
"As you can see, our losers have been enjoying themselves quite a bit since arriving here," Chris said, chuckling as he watched Geoff and Katie. "Looks Katie and Geoff are happy to be reunited."
Katie broke the kiss and smiled at the camera. "Oh, man, if I knew this is where we go after being kicked off I would have gotten myself kicked off in the first episode." She continued her make-out session with Geoff.
"But if you got kicked off first you probably wouldn't have hooked up with Geoff." Sadie pointed out.
"Oh, you're right," Katie added, as DJ walked over with Eva.
Katie and Sadie grinned and smiled at Eva. "Eva you have to let us give you a makeover." Squealed Sadie.
"Totally," Katie smiled, gesturing to Eva's unibrow. "Want us to wax that?"
The strong athlete glared at them. "You come near my face with hot wax and I'll break your fingers." Katie and Sadie whimpered. "DJ likes how I look, " She looked up at DJ, who smiled. "I see no reason to change. I'm going to the washroom, after that, you want to hit the gym?"
"Sure." DJ grinned.
Geoff laughed, "So how are things going with Eva."
"Great." The friendly giant grinned, getting a starry look in his eyes. "You know sometimes she lets me win when we play some sports. She even really acts like she lost, it's so cute."
"Cute?" Cody snickered, the camera turned to him getting massaged by the spa staff. "Not a word that I would use." DJ frowned at his comment.
While the others talked, the camera switched to show Heather sitting farthest away from the others, she was receiving a facial, and getting a massage. Her expression turned to annoyance and frustration.
"WHAT? Get the camera out of my FACE!" Heather shoved the camera guy and began mumbling curses about Chris as well as some other people.
Courtney sat at the edge of the swimming pool, only dipping her legs into the water. She was shooting an annoyed glare and pouting. "What do I care about being voted off first?" She crossed her arms and huffed. "As if. I don't care about that stupid show. Those losers are stuck being tortured, while I get to relax."
Over by the other side of the pool, Lindsay and Beth were relaxing.
"I think telling off Heather was my favorite part." Beth smiled as a flashback appeared.
"My favorite part was meeting my best friend," Lindsay grinned at Beth.
"Aww you're my best friend too," Beth replied.
Over by the docks was Trent, frowning and throwing rocks in the water, cursing out Noah and Gwen. "I don't know what happened. Gwen and I were going strong, and then she left me for Noah." People that were overhearing this rolled their eyes.
"Takes some pride in defeat," Heather scoffed.
"Yeah, because you were very dignified." LeShawna smirked, "I say my favorite part was throwing you off the cliff."
"I loved that too," Harold added, "I love it when a woman takes charge."
"Well..." Heather grinned, "I liked it when you walked down the dock, it was very enjoyable." LeShawna glared as the Raven haired girl laughed.
Eva drummed her fingers against the counter, then grinned. "The dodgeball game was pretty sweet, I gotta admit."
"Well, of course, you liked it," Geoff remarked. "You got to seriously injure people without any repercussion." Eva smiled.
Geoff just laughed, "Well I have to say, that I met some awesome dudes and dudettes. This was a pretty rocking way to spend the summer."
"Agreed." Sadie smiled, but it soon turned to a frown. "But it was tough. Katie and I even had our first fight, but then we recovered!"
"Totally," Katie added, "I missed Sadie a lot, and I'm surprised that I made it so far without her."
"I knew you could do fine without me." Sadie smiled.
"Well I have to say I play a good clean game," DJ added, "I met great friends as well as some animals" He pet a nearby parrot who closed his eyes and nuzzled closer to him.
Ezekiel rubbed his chin in thought, "Well I have to say I was very concerned about coming here eh. I never spent much time with people my own age at home, and was worried I won't fit in." Clips of various times Ezekiel was confused about the real world played. "But now, I made awesome friends and a girlfriend. I hope Tyler doesn't feel upset, that I'm rooting for Bridgette all the way."
At the buffet, Owen was eating hotdogs. "I actually had a pretty fun time, even if I went home early. People were awesome, the challenges were pretty fun, and the food was tasty!"
"You're just kidding about that last part, right?" Beth asked, as Izzy suddenly appeared on the top of Owen's shoulders and laughed.
"Owen doesn't discriminate when it comes to food," she proudly stated. "Izzy had so much fun. Owen is a perfect boyfriend, Oh and Petey." She grinned and pulled out Petey. It flashed it's fangs out at Beth, scaring her.
Chris stood in front of the buffet and smiled. "We've already seen what these losers have been up to since their elimination, so now it's time to find out what they think of the final five."
"Noah is traitorous rat b#####d," Trent yelled, suddenly coming into view on screen. "He had the nerve to steal my girl. He's absolutely unbelievable. He's rude, he's full of himself. I can't wait to see him lose."
Chris chuckled, "Aww. Young love, ain't it stupid?"
Trent grumbled to himself before walking off. Owen smiled, "Noah, is my little buddy. He may seem a little mean, but I think he's funny, a great friend and smart."
"Izzy agrees. Izzy loves her Egghead buddy."
A montage played of Noah getting tormented by Izzy and her way of fun.
Eva signed, "For a dweeb, he certainly surprised me. He's not the strongest but he is a clever one."
A montage of Noah scheming played out.
Cody sighed, looking down. "Yeah, I'm still a little upset over Noah stealing my dream girl. But she's happy so I'm happy."
Chris chuckled, "With that let's talk about Gwen."
"I thought she was cool. Until she became a total b###h who went and broke my heart." Trent groaned in sadness, everyone rolled their eyes.
"Can't you be happy for her," Cody sighed.
"Homegirl is one of the coolest people I've ever met," LeShawna added, clips playing of her and Gwen hanging out. "She always keeps it real and doesn't take no crap from nobody."
"That girl really has been fighting hard." Courtney added, "I guess if I had to support someone, it would be her.
"She isn't very stylish," Lindsay said. "But you can tell she's a really good person when you get past the loner attitude."
"Agreed," Beth added. "I feel bad for the things I did to her when I was with Heather. Gwen's a really sweet girl under that gloom, but also would hesitate to kick your butt if you cross her."
"That's nice, now let's talk about everyone's favorite bad boy Duncan!" Chris replied.
"He's a complete ogre," Courtney hissed, "Plus a returnee shouldn't win."
"As if girl," LeShawna waved her hand. "I know you two were sweet as honey when he was here."
"I don't like him!" Courtney stomped her feet.
"I say he is fighting pretty hard despite having no allies left," DJ added. "He's definitely not going down without a fight."
"Totally," Geoff smiled and DJ a fist bump, "Duncan is one cool dude."
Harold scoffed, "Duncan, I hate that guy. He made my time on the show a hell."
"Well anyway onto Bridgette. I think she's an awesome girl," Katie said, smiling as she recalled her surfer friend, "She is one of the most laid-back girls I know, she's so sweet and funny!"
Eva scoffed angrily. "She's plain as f##k. There's a million girls like Bridgette. Animal-loving, polite, nice, tree-hugger. What's so great about her!?"
"Girl! Please!" LeShawna waved her hand in the air, "You know you just described your man."
Eva flushed, crossing her arms in a huff, before looking up at DJ, the gentle giant just smiled, making her blush.
"Bridgette is a caring person," DJ added. "She cares about animals and everyone."
"She may be nice," Geoff replied, "But isn't one you want to upset."
Clips of Bridgette lashing out at Duncan and Heather played out.
Ezekiel blushed as he thought things over, "I don't think I need to tell you guys about how I feel, eh. I have nothing but good things to say about her. She's smart, sweet, and the most amazing person I ever met. She certainly has my vote... Oh...Sorry, Tyler."
"Now with that" Chris smiled, "let's talk about everyone's favorite talentless but loveable jock Tyler!"
"You mean that no-talent hack?" Trent groaned.
"The guy who trips on his own feet?" Beth said.
"The guy who knocked himself out during dodgeball?" Cody said as clips of said events began to play.
"I like Tyler," Ezekiel said, nodding many times. "He's a much nicer person than I thought he would be! I mean, before coming here I watched a few teen movies and jocks are jerks in them. He cares about other people though, he helped me with Bridgette. We're great friends, we might even be best friends."
"That idiot clown is going to get himself killed!" Eva sighed.
"Tyler is like the sweetest boyfriend ever!" Lindsay smiled, "Wait is Tyler here?!"
Heather scoffed, "Please Tyler just likes you because you have big boobs."
"But Tyler likes Zeke and he doesn't have boobs," Lindsay replied, Courtney shook her head.
Heather glared at the camera and slammed her drink down. "I hate every single one of them. Duncan is a convict, Tyler is a complete failure, Noah is a gross nerd, Bridgette is a hippie, and Gwen is a creepy goth. None of them deserve the money."
The others glared at Heather, who scoffed and turned away. "What, did you expect me to say something nice?"
Later that night, everyone gathered around to listen to Trent play his guitar. It was a rather pleasant tune and everyone excluding Heather seemed to be enjoying it.
Chris smiled as an intern brought out a TV, "Okay Losers, the final five left a message for you."
*** Confessional Duncan ***
"So Chris told us that he will be seeing all the losers that were kicked off," Duncan coldly glared at the camera with his arms folded. "Do I have any messages for you? Not really."
*** Confessional Tyler *** .
"Hello out there from wherever you are," Tyler smiled to the camera. "I hope you're doing well and aren't feeling down about being voted off, because things certainly have become more intense. I'd like to say hello to my buddies DJ, Geoff and especially Ezekiel. Zeke buddy, Bridgette's missing you hard. I know the feeling, I really miss Lindsay. Lindsay if you're watching this I love you."
*** Confessional Bridgette ***
"Hi everyone I hope everyone is doing well since they left the Island," Bridgette gave a warm smile. "When Chris Said he'll be seeing the kicked off campers today. I begged him to let me come with him. I'd like to say hello to Geoff and Katie. Ezekiel, I miss you, I think about you every day, I'll win this for both of us."
*** Confessional Gwen and Noah ***
"I hope everyone's enjoying their time, well everyone but Heather and Trent," Gwen said their names with bitterness.
"Do I have anything to say... Not especially," said Noah, a usual deadpan expression on his face..
*** Playa Des Losers ***
Suddenly, a pink puff of smoke appeared in the middle of the campers and Chris appeared after it faded. "Haha! Alright, losers, who here is ready for the most unexpected twist of all time? Tonight, you all are voting the next camper out of Total Drama Island!" Gasps were exchanged throughout the teens. Some looked puzzled and others uncertain.
"Seriously?" Katie asked. "That sounds almost too good to be true."
"Seriously," Chris replied with a chuckle. "So here's how it's gonna work. There are no marshmallows. I'm just gonna ask you all one by one who you would all like to join you here tonight at Playa Des Losers." Chris looked around at the campers.
Harold glared at the host, "I'll vote Duncan."
A DING sound played after Harold spoke the name and some campers gasped.
"WHAT?! But he's one of the coolest people on the Island," Geoff replied
"Why would you vote for Duncan?"
DING.
"SERIOUSLY," DJ added. "Out of all the people left, you vote Duncan."
DING
"That's three votes for Duncan," Chris said with a smile, "Lindsay, who about you go next?" "Don't worry guys," the blonde bombshell replied. "I'm not gonna vote for Duncan."
DING
"Lindsay!" Beth frowned.
"You can't vote for me, you have to vote for someone in the final five, like Duncan."
DING
"Look, you guys, it's obvious that Duncan will go next anyway," Cody replied.
DING
"I guess that makes sense, Izzy will vote Duncan!" Izzy yelled.
"Same here," LeShawna added. "Duncan's gotta go."
DING
Suddenly, the camera showed a parrot resting on a lounge chair nearby. "Squawk, Duncan!"
DING
"That's eight votes, Duncan," Chris replied, making many of the others gasp.
"Whoa, hold on, how is that fair?" Courtney asked. "That bird doesn't even know who Duncan is!"
DING
"Polly wanna Duncan." The bird squawked.
DING.
"Ten." Chris smiled, as Courtney glared at the bird and began running after it.
Meanwhile, at camp, Chef pushed a dumbfounded Duncan in shock, even as Chef tossed him and his luggage onto the Boat of Losers. Later, she stood on the docks of Playa Des Losers, still with the same shocked expression. Chris smiled and put a hand on his shoulder as he looked at the camera.
"And with that, we're down to the final four! Tune in next week to see the dramatic quarter-finals of TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!"
Remaining Campers: Gwen, Bridgette, Tyler, Noah.
5th Place: Duncan
6th Place: Heather
7th Place: Izzy
8th Place: Katie
9th Place: Ezekiel
10th Place: Cody
11th Place: Geoff
12th Place: Trent
13th Place: Eva
14th Place: Lindsay
15th Place: DJ
16th Place: Owen
17th Place: Beth
Trent (Returned)
Duncan (Returned)
18th Place: Sadie
19th Place: LeShawna
20th Place: Justin
21st Place: Harold
22nd Place: Courtney
Author's Note: Sorry to anyone who wanted to see Ezekiel's gangster rapper persona but I have a reason for not adding it. I felt Ezekiel was doing it as a desperate attempt to get attention or to fit in with the teens. Seeing he already has friends in this fanfic, he probably would be less likely to do it. And his friends would probably tell him to knock it off.