Author's Note: No sex in this chapter just the woodfall temple. Sorry the next one will have a ton of sex in it!
Link found his hand wrapped tightly around a piece of paper. He looked down and found Anju's "master" card. He tucked it in the brim of his hat. He pulled out his ocarina and played the Song of Soaring. Woodfall he thought. White wings flew from his back and he shot up into the sky. He landed on the wooden platform. Again he played the sonata of awakening and the temple appeared. He transformed into a deku scrub and flew over to the entrance. He took off the mask and walked in.
As soon as he entered, he smashed the nearby jar and found a Fairy. He swiped it into a bottle. Straight ahead, he saw a Stray Fairy. He put on the great fairy's mask and again his clothes disappeared, his hat transformed into hair, his hips and chest grew and his penis was replaced by a vagina.
"Where are my vines?!" He said, quickly covering himself up. The fairy flew towards him and circled around him.
"There are 14 Stray Fairies like me scattered around the temple," it said, "find them please!"
Link slipped the great fairy mask off. He put on the Deku Mask and used the Deku Flower and flew to the second platform on which there was a large chest. He opened it to find the second Stray Fairy. He flew to the next platform, then looked up to see two Skulltulas hanging from the ceiling. With that in mind, he flew between them, and landed on the final platform. He headed through the door.
"The water stinks like the poison in the swamp." Said Tatl in disgust. Right next to Link, a new enemy popped up out of the ground. He swung his sword, killing it and he got a Deku Stick. Link went down the ramp and found a regular Deku Baba, which, when he defeated it, left behind the third Stray Fairy. Link turned around and saw lily pads but their centers were adorned with sharp teeth. He transformed back into a deku and leapt across them to the other side of the room. Link needed some money and deku nuts so when he saw some pots in the corner of the room he hopped over and broke the pots where he found the fourth great fairy.
Link went through the door that was nearby and saw some deku flowers. He dove into one and flew across the room. As Link entered, the door shut behind him and he saw three turtle enemies. Link put on the Deku Mask and dove into one of the nearby Deku Flowers. He waited for one of the Snappers to pass over him and jumped out to burst into their vulnerable bellys. The door opened and a large chest appeared in the middle containing the Dungeon Map. Link went back through the door.
Looking at his map, Link hopped down onto the platform with the Deku Flower and used it to fly to the area on his right with the gold-lined chest. He opened it to get a Small Key.
Link heard a buzzing coming from the northwest corner so he used his bubble to shoot it down, revealing the fifth Stray Fairy which was hidden inside. He put on the great fairy mask and collected it. He transformed back into a deku and rushed back to the central room hopping over to the side with the deku baba. He unlocked the door it was guarding. Link walked into a room with a cross shaped bridge with a block in the center. He pushed it forward to gain access to the rest of the bridge. He took the right path and followed it around to face off with a Skulltula, which left behind a Stray Fairy when defeated. He ran over and pushed the back to its original spot and then forward again so it blocked the way he came. Lighting a torch he ran up the stairs, lighting every torch in the room before burning the cobwebs on the second floor. Link walked through the door on the first floor and shit down the two dragonflies in this room. A chest appeared in the center of the room which he opened. Inside was the compass.
Link went back into the bridge room and found two more stray fairies. He ran up the stairs and then up the stairwell. As he entered, the light faded and he found himself surrounded by Boes. He wore the Deku Mask and spun through the room to kill them all. After they were all defeated, a large chest appeared to the south, which he opened to find the eighth Stray Fairy. Next, he lit a Deku Stick on the torch in the middle of the room and ran around lighting the three unlit torches in the room. This opened the door to one side, and so he went through it.
He traversed through the next room and killed the two dragonflies. He ran through a door to find himself back in the central room with a button in front of him. He took off the deku mask and stepped on it, causing some ladders to fall down creating an easy shortcut to the top floor. He walked over and entered the door next to him. He ran to the south of this room and walked through the door. Link transformed back into hylian as he noticed a dinolfos. He ran towards it and started to hack and slash at it. The two dueled for a few minutes before link's sword found a chink in the dinolfos' armor causing him to rear back before exploding into purple dust. A chest appeared in the center of the room.he opened it to find the hero's bow and quiver. With the new item he went back to the previous room.
Link looked across to the other side, and saw another door that he still couldn't reach. However, just below it was a strange, golden diamond shape with an eye on it. He shot the eye switch with the Hero's Bow to make the platform in the middle with the Deku Flower on it start rising up and down. He hopped down onto one of the Carnivorous Flowers and hop onto the Deku Flower once it was low. He dove into the flower and flew to the northern door once he got the chance.
Gekko appeared and started to kick at Link. Link smacked it with his sword a few times before it called out and a snapper appeared. Link used the Deku Mask to dive into the Deku Flowers throughout the room, popping out as the Snapper spun over him. Gekko flew off and started to climb around the room. Link drew his bow back and shot and killed Gekko. A small door opened at the end of the room with a very elaborate chest inside. He opened it up to find a giant key with a red gem in the center, the boss room key. Link returned to the center room where there was another button that he stood on. He shot an arrow straight through the flame that rose up causing the giant wooden petal to open up and clean the water out.
Link went to the north end of the room and jumped to the spinning wooden platform. He stood next to the torch in the middle and used his Hero's Bow. He faced towards the northwest corner of the room, where there is an unlit torch on a skinny platform. When he was on the opposite side of the burning torch, he shot an arrow through it to light the torch in the far corner. This opened up a door. On the north side of this upper platform, he found the tenth Stray Fairy trapped in a bubble. Link put on the Deku Mask and dove into the nearby Deku Flower. He aimed to the west side of the room and flew over to that platform. He dropped down onto this small area and took off the mask to press down the floor switch, causing a large chest to appear on the opposite side of the room containing the eleventh Stray Fairy.
Link returned to the main room in the middle of the dungeon. At long last, he entered the northern door that led to the final area of the dungeon. He climbed down the ladder and used the Deku Flower to get to the east alcoves. He kept using the Deku Flowers to work his way up, collecting the twelfth and thirteenth Stray Fairies. He flew over to the west side and worked his way up those alcoves as well, getting the fourteenth Stray Fairy. The final one was trapped within the flames in the middle, so he shot it with an arrow to release it, then wore the Great Fairy's Mask transforming into her body to collect the fifteenth Stray Fairy. Link flew up and made his way to the boss door. He put the key into the lock and opened the door. He glided through and from the ceiling g a giant man dropped down...