Author's Note: After so much thought into this I think I've got it. This is another request by 616mcu but after listing to the song I did not think it would fit the evil versions of the mystery kids…it sounds more like it would fit a certain evil triangle we all know.

Hope he wont mind.

Gospel of Dismay

Weirdmageddon, on the outside everything is all chaos, terror, and things to weird for even Man's mind to comprehend, and it is even worse on the inside of the floating pyramid the lair of the one who brought this upon this poor town.

Deep within all many of strange creatures gather around a throne made up of petrified human victims to watch the demon known as Bill Cipher torturing the human that he manipulated into leading up to his new dominion. Ford

Bill continued to blast Ford with his electric eye beam, not enough to kill him of course, after all Bill still needs him for one last thing.

Watching this transpire was one of the ruling class of Homeword, Yellow Diamond with her Pearl and a few of her gem soldiers by her side.

Yellow kept them with her at all times to keep any of Cipher's…friends away from her, naturally she would not remain for an instant at such things but since this human was an ally of Rose Quartz and seeing him in pain brought a little grin onto her face.

Soon Bill stopped at let Ford hanged there by the chains he strapped to him.

"Now come on Ford, the only way this can end is if you let me in your mind," said Bill.

"Never, Cipher you can do with me what ever you please, you can turn my head into a walnut or turn me inside out I still will never help you. NEVER!" Ford spoke with determination.

Bill sighed, rubbing his closed eye in frustration.

Yellow Diamond scoffed, "If all you're getting tired Cipher then perhaps I'll handle this from here."

Bill opened his eye and looked at her, "Oh no Yellow, old sixey is mine to deal with!" he shouted.

In fright Yellow's Pearl hid behind her Diamond's leg, Then Bill calmly constructed a chair made out of bones, "Why don't you take a seat and watch the show."

"What show?" asked Yellow sitting down.

Bill ignored her and turned back to his 'Guest'.

"Feel like talking yet?" Bill asked, Ford simply responded with a cold stare.

"Silent treatment eh? Well you wont have to talk, just listen."

Bill snapped his fingers and the whole room went dark then a spotlight appeared showing Bill with a microphone along with, 8 Ball on the piano Keyhole, Hectorgon and Teeth with trumpets and Pyronica with her own microphone stand.

"HIT IT BOYS!" Bill shouted and the music began and all the creatures cheered and applauded.

Ford and Yellow Diamond watched in confusion at this event.

"Maybe this little tune can change your mind," said Bill straightening his tie and two copies of himself stepped out behind him each with their own microphones.

Bill#1: You joined the underground cabaret today.

The 2nd Bill appeared at Ford's right side.

Bill# 2: Well hey there, tell them you name.

Bill# 1: You tried you best you tried your hardest but now you're stranded in a darkened cave.

Then the 3rd Bill appeared on his left.

Bill# 3: Oh Fordsy we hate you the same.

Bill# 1: So listen up my friend, were more then meets the eye, you powered up your portal and brought us new life, we play the beat that trickles through the halls or else your life is nevermore, so don't worry chump.

It's not the music that dies. Now listen up!

During that Bills 2 and 3 pushed Ford back and forth treating his chains as swings then they ceased.

Bill 2 & 3: My dream and your machine was brought to life by your six fingered hand.

Forget about the hell you've seen the time has come to join the band.

Bill# 2: So bang the drums to a rhythm, captivating the beat.

Bill# 3: And press the keys on the piano for the ritual please.

Bill 2 & 3: Our song's alive with the night, with your help we will thrive but if you lie to me.

Both Bills hit Ford's stomach with their canes.

Then you wish you would die.

The two Bills then merged back with the original.

Pyronica: You're just retuning our old strings tonight.

Bill: It's time to turn on the lights now!

Soon the spotlight extended making the place lit up like a rock consort.

Bill: Can I get an amen in here?

All the creatures: Amen!

Bill: You see my magic of art, it would tear you apart if you knew.

Can I get an amen in here?

All the creatures: Amen!

Bill: This chaos all started with Quartz, and the dreams I promised you where untrue, I had bigger plans for the band.

By demand, we demand to be free form. This cell, you're gonna break us out of this hell!

Yellow Diamond watched in annoyance at Cipher's ridiculous performance then when she looked down she raise an eyebrow as sees not only her soldiers but her Pearl where both tapping their feet to the beat of Cipher's song.

Bill: I've been a star since the olden days, but thanks to Quartz I've all grown tired.

And in the end my only dream was to dance, She took the dance away and I've got retired.

As Bill sung, images appeared above him showing the form of Rose Quartz fighting Bill and somehow managing to defeat him, after that the image faded.

Bill: But that was long ago, I have a new change of pace, I've turned it up a couple notches with some brand new face.

He pointed towards Yellow Diamond who just lifted her face ignoring him.

Bill: You think they all could defeat me, trick me, kill me, but the deed is done and now I want to get out!

NOW LISTEN UP!

Bill lifted his hand up and made Ford's chains into puppet strings and made Ford dance with him.

Bill: Ain't it nice to up form the ground with a good ol' friend like me.

The Band: Friend like him.

Bill: So you notice here that I ain't a lying, but sit down and take a seat.

The Band: Take a seat.

Bill then crated a seat made up of corrupted gem monsters and forced Ford to sit down in it.

Bill: Think there's an exit for sure well don't be a shmuck, but with a little bitty deal and no couple of bucks, we can open up this barrier and show off our strut so for goodness sake just open up the gate!

Pyronica: You're just retuning our old strings tonight.

Bill: It's time to turn on the lights now!

Can I get an amen in here?

All the creatures and the Gems: Amen!

Yellow Diamond looked down seeing her soldiers and Pearl signing along with theses creatures.

Bill: You see my magic of art, it would tear you apart if you knew.

Can I get an amen in here?

All the creatures and Gems: Amen!

Yellow Pearl stopped as her Diamond glared at her.

Bill: This chaos all started with Quartz, and the dreams I promised you where untrue, I had bigger plans for the band.

By demand, we demand to be free form. This cell, you're gonna break us out!

Bill then snapped his fingers and Ford's chains disappeared and Bill quickly grabbed his shoulder to keep him at his side.

Bill: Don't go to sleep like a little sheep, it's time to lift your head don't care if your alive or dead but you're the keep of the key that can set us all free, to make the party more alive.

The Band: Make the party more alive.

Bill: So don't be like Quartz let me show you the light for even in the light of hell we sing with delight, play the notes I require that will please my desire, now give me the tools so I can restart this fire!

Bill then grew larger and grabbed Ford in his hand and with his eye showed him images of Rose Quartz and his manipulations by Bill.

Bill: I gave the twisted fate that controls you and betrays you, Rose Quartz kept this secret now all of this is hers to blame.

Now you've brought been to your knees. Your only hope to escape me is to embrace this to embrace me. I need you help to get us out of this cage. NOW END THIS TODAY!

"NO!"

With his strength Ford opened Bills fingers up and glared at him, "I've failed Rose before by listing to you, I wont fail her again I will never help you Cipher!"

Bill sighed, "Your making this harder then it needs to be Ford but have it your way."

Bill snapped his fingers.

Then Ford found himself chained back up again and being blasted by Bill's beam as he continued to sing.

Bill: Can I get an amen in here?

All the creatures and Gems: Amen!

Bill: You see my magic of art, it would tear you apart if you knew.

Can I get an amen in here?

All the creatures and Gems: Amen!

As Yellow watched on she failed to notice her own foot was tapping along with the song.

Bill: This chaos all started with Quartz, and the dreams I promised you where untrue, I had bigger plans for the band.

By demand I came back to this world of grey welcome to the gospel of dismay!

As Bill sung that last note he fired another beam at Ford, soon the scene changed back to facing Bill's pyramid then black goo fell upon the area leaving nothing but black.

Then Bill's eye reveled itself glowing blue.

Bill: Welcome to the Gospel of Dismay.

The End.

Author's notes, Well this took long to figure out…but not as long as my other fanfics but still. I have to say I don't feel like this is my best one but I'll let you guys decide that.