Cool story idea I just thought of. I'm gonna flesh it out before I start the next chapter :P. Also sorry for the format. mobile is dogshit so yeah.

I don't own Naruto. Also, the main character monologues with himself a lot. So ye.

"Talking"

'Thinking/notes on paper'

"Bijuu talking/Extreme Rage"

'Bijuu thinking'

O=O=O

Just a normal day for a relatively normal person. That is definitely what's happening. So, why is my hair a smoky gray? Why are my eyes blue? Why do people still look at me like I'm evil. Well, that was simple to answer given that I just got done beating this one guy for the information. I'm not mean tho. He yelled some guy's name and just kinda started attacking me first. I used my childhood knowledge of taekwondo to kick his ass tho.

O=O=O

"... damn. You must not be him, huh?"

"No, I'm not. Sorry sir."

Please let me go. I don't know who this Zabuza is, but I have my Cal 3 exam tomorrow."

"What? Shit... doesn't matter. Just get the fuck out of here kid"

O=O=O

So, that's how I ended up traveling to Konoha. At least that's what they call this place. People look at me funny. Idk how but just a normal menacing looking sweetheart got transported to this crazy place because I went to that creepy bookstore the night before. How fucking lame is that?! Yeah, so I'm just gonna ask around to see what I need to do to make a living until I can figure out how to go home.

O=O=O

The next day

I had to sleep on the fucking ground cause I'm broke. I didn't notice

but I'm a lot closer to the ground than I thought. Idek what's happening, but I'm gonna go talk to this little brat over here.

O=O=O

"Damn I'm hungry af. Where should I eat?"

"Hey kid. Do you know where I can go to talkto some adults about a job corp or school or something?"

"Kid? You're younger than me, brat."

"What do you mean? You're like fucking 14 kid. I'm 26"

"No. No, you're fucking not."

"Dumbass kids. I swear."

I say as I'm checking my reflection.

"Wha… the hell.?"

What the fuck is happening? Why am I 10 again? Why does my hair look so damn good tho? This color is dope af. I hope it isn't hair dye. NO. Serious matter here.

"Alright sorry, ma'am"

"That's right, kid. You should probably talk to the Hokage."

"Thanks. What's your name ma'am?"

"My name is Anko. And don't forget it brat or I'll cut you. Just kidding :P"

I am visibly pale… probably. "Can you point me to the hokage

"Sure, kid. It's the big red building."

"Thanks, Anko. Uh well bye." I proceed to speed-walk there.

O=O=O

I walk in and the secretary just kinda gives me a bitch vibe. Like a real giant cunt. Anyways, I ask to see the Hokage or whatever.

"Hey Ms. Secretary can I see the Hokage anytime soon"

"Do you have an appointment"

'You snobby bitch. I understand it. But damn it all.'

"Uh no. How do I get one?"

"I'll set one for you. Tomorrow 6pm. Be on time or I won't let you in. Now shoo"

'I wanna be very rude, but I won't'

"Okay sounds good. Bye ma'am"

O=O=O

Well, fuck. Now I have nothing to do for the rest of the night. Took me forever to find that slightly unnerving Anko girl. She's pretty cute, but I'm 26. That's gross af. Anyways. I guess I'll just wander around and shit until night time. Then I'll find a bench and go to sleep. Hopefully something happens soon. Ugh I can't take much more of this boring having nothing to do all day. Just like my regular life... upsetting.

O=O=O

Well it's around 10 pm. Glad I learned how to read time from the sky when I was camping with my uncle when I was younger. Anyways, I'm gonna go to sleep.

O=O=O

"W... what the fuck is that noise"

I muttered that cause I'm still half asleep. Woke up and it's about 11 or so. There's like a massive riot and shit. This is fucking crazy. Wtf. People are chasing something. Is it like a monster or some shit?

...

"Yo the fuck?"

They're chasing a little ass kid. Wtf. Idk if I can stand this.Should I help? Idk. What do I do? Uh uh flip a coin okay. Heads or tails. Help him, heads.

...

Heads. Lemme try again one more time.

Kidding. I'm just kidding.

Kinda. I see them chasing him into an alleyway. I go to where he would come out and there he is. He looks scared. I just gotta grab he'll be in too much shock to understand what I say and do anything about it. Probably.

I grab him and pull him into a small little gap beside the alley. He's shaking so bad.

"Hey kid. It's fine. I'm not gonna hurt yah. Just chill out until they pass."

A few minutes have passed and I think they left.

"Hey kid. You got somewhere to stay?"

He just shakes his head and starts heading there I assume. Idk where he's going.

"Hey kid."

He looks at me confused and kinda scared.

"Can I stay with you for the night"

Ugh I sound so fucking creepy, but I don't have any other choice rn.

His eyes sparkle a little and he nods. He looks pretty happy. That makes me smile. Bad move cause I think it creeped him out. ;-;

"Hey, what's your name"

"Naruto. Uzumaki Naruto. What about you"

"Ah, my name is Kin. Kin Kaze."

"Oh nice to meet you, Kin. I live by myself, so you can stay longer if you'd like."

"Really?! Thanks Naruto. I appreciate it a lot."

"You look about my age. Are you joining the academy in a few days too?"

"Yeah, that's what I'm going for. I need to go to school and get a job somehow."

"Yeah, we're gonna be the best shinobi. And um hey. Do you wanna be friends?"

"Ah, sure, Naruto. I'll be your best friend."

He's just been basically glowing since I said that. Poor kid. Oh well. I'll just have to talk to the Hokage tomorrow to see about this academy and what not. I just hope this new life doesn't absolutely suck.

"Hey kid. Wake up"

"Wtf? Who are you?... where are you?"

"A demon."

My eyes bulge as a giant row of teeth show from being me. This is a whole ass monster. Where the hell am I now?

"Where am I"

"Inside a seal. Idiot"

"Okay tsundere bitch. Let me outta here. I'm not scared of you and your giant teeth."

"You leave on your own."

"I see. Also, what's a seal?"

"Something that stores something in an object. Idiot"

'I hate this thing. So much.'

"So, where is this one?"

"It's in you and in the little blond brat."

I burst out laughing.

"Hahaha. As if I'd have a stupid giant fox in me. I've only been in this world for 2 days. Fuck off"

"No. I'm unfortunately serious. When a traveler crosses over, certain traits stored inside of the seal of the shinigami are transferred, human."

"No... no. Please be a bad joke. I'm begging you. I can't stand to be around you more than this."

"Me neither, you little shit."

"Cunt."

I hate this. I just wanna go back to the life that I hate. Surprises suck. A lot.

O=O=O

"Ah, finally leaving. I just have to say that I was just fucking with you… mostly. I just pulled in some of your essence when you grabbed the brat earlier. He flashes a foxy grin. Just don't show that disgusting eye around until you can use it, human. Leave."

A wave of exhaustion just hit me after it said that. I'll talk to the Hokage and figure out this academy thing once I wake up. I hope tomorrow is a normal day. Please… please.

O=O=O

The End

Let me know what you think about it. It's my second story. The other kinda sucks, but yeah. I hope this one turns out better.