this my first fanfic or wather u don't vcarre
chapter 1
Yams Bakura just woke up one day and was like "shit damn"
He was hungry, tired and confused being in his vessel or body of ryou or wath ever the fuck it works.
He got up out of bed and brushed his teeth's. He then got on the computer and saw his local ironic circle jerk yugioh reddit and read some post. It mostly goes like this:
"Fucking KONAMI being IDIOTs AGAIN !1! fucking wyrm dragons aren't supposed to have legs! There are literally lil flying noodles with wings ! wtf fuuuuck!"
Yami Bakura did not care for such thing, he simply thought that the anger of others was amusing.
But today he was not amused….
Because he was hungry
"fuckin' going to go to burger king today"
Yami Bakura step outside his house and went to the road to burger king…
"yeah I would like a burger like"
He sat down and waited for his plate like a good boy waiting for his happy meal (dumb cunt).
After that the waitress gave him his burger !WoaH! it wa e! Yami Bakura was very excited..!
"YumYumYum! Delicious!" he said
"wait a fucking minute...this packaging ...this ain't burger king!"
Yami Bakura could not believe it!
It was fucking harvey!
"wait, i don't care which corporate asshole I support at this point lol" said Yami Bakura as he did not really care for mindless materialistic...wait..is that the fucking freedy fazbear pizzeria? holy shit Hoooly shit yo bakura do u see this shit?
"what the fAAckk do u wannnt" said Yami Bakura with his RUDE voice.
Dude listen i don't know what the hell is going on in this story but bro freedy pizzeria is right next to us! this place is legendary! I heard the pizza is awful too! We HAVE to try it...
"fine, but only cause it got pizza and I am very very bored.."
end of chapter 1
Chapter 2 - bitch pizza
Fucking Yami Bakura goes to see the freddy fazbear pizza…
As he entered, yami Bakura exclaimed: "Whaaaa! What a shithole!"
The pizzeria was fucking shit, stain everywhere, cheese in the ground and-
"Hello, Im Springtrap, welcome to freedy fazbear pizzeria"
Yo, did u just interrupted the narrator? Damn bro that likes 4th world breaking or whatever pretentious shit wow. Yo Bakura this guy is a big deal. You should talk to him. He might be more important than I thought.
"Who are you?" said Bakura, still at the entrance.
"I just said...I just said my name right now are you deaf , my friend?" Springtrap exclaimed in an almost cold tone.
Bakura looked at the man standing right in front of him: a badly damaged yellow bunny suit wearing weirdo with wires coming from whatever holes were opened. The smell...the smell too was rancid and just absolutely….fleshy? Melty? It was distinct, specific, unique yet almost familiar-"Where ma pizza"
Suddenly, Springtrap turned his cracked head around and saw a little blonde girl pulling one of his fingers.
"Can I get ma pizza now sir?"It was FlANDRE SCARLET FROM TOUHOU 6 HOLYYYYYY SHIIT
Chapter 3 shit fuc
Oh fuckfuckfuck,shithsitnonnonnononnonon
"Hu...yes ? Do you have your special coupon?" Springtrap said, crouching his knees to match the girl height.
"Yes, it's right here." Flandre handed a coupon with a little Freddy Fazbear logo on it… Springtrap took it and saw the girl smiling with her pointed teeth at him...in a worried way…
"Ok...one special freddy fun pizza coming up…"The man in the yellow suit proceeded to go into the dark backroom where the smell of a burning oven seemed to be from...