Author's Note: This story is set in the Reverse Diamond Falls story, but this one centers around Jasper and sung by a couple of the Ruby squad. The song is a Disney song and when I heard it this idea pop right in the noggin.

Jasper (A version of Gaston 2017 version)

Within the ship is the training chamber for the soldiers of Steven Diamond. This room allows Quartz and Ruby soldiers to train and perfect their skills.

Peridot records each Gem's success in combat to choose a worthy solider for any mission that their Diamond demands of them.

The combat training ends as the doors where instantly destroyed by two fits belonging to the top solider of Steven's armada. Jasper.

Peridot can only tell that Jasper had once again failed to stop the Crystal Gems. Yet again.

Jasper snarled as she stomped to her chair as the rest of the gems in the area tried not to glance at her for fear of raising her rage and thus having her blame them.

"I just can't believe it! Me the greatest warrior defeated by a bunch of human children and that corrupted little..." Jasper let out a roar as she smashed part of her chair.

One of the pieces managed to hit Leggy Ruby in the face and it took her only eight seconds to react to it.

"Oh, poor Jasper," cooed Navy Ruby.

"Oh if only we where out their with her," said Army Ruby "We could have taken them down!"

"Indeed," said Doc Ruby, "But right now Jasper needs some cheering up. Who wants to volunteer?"

"ME!-Um I mean me," said Eyeball Ruby trying to cover up her out burst.

Eyeball carefully walked towards Jasper.

Jasper saw the Ruby but paid her no mind as she started crumbling a piece of metal from the chair.

Eyeball was about to say something when Jasper spook first, "If you say anything about my failed mission I will personally ram you out of the ship."

Eyeball gulped as she moved back only for Navy to stop her.

"That's not how you cheer someone up, Ruby! Let me show you how its done," she smiled as she skipped to Jasper.

Navy Ruby: Gosh it disturbs me to see you Jasper, Looking so down in the dumps.

Jasper eyed Navy with a glare but Navy just smiled.

Navy: Every Gem here loved to be you Jasper even when taking your lumps.

There's no gem in town as admired as you, your everyone's favorite Gem.

Everyone's awed and inspired by you and it's not very hard to see why!

Jasper tired to slam her, but Navy jumped in time and moved to the other side of the chair. Soon everyone was watching them.

Navy: No one's slick as Jasper, no one's quick as Jasper, no one's neck is incredibly thick as Jasper.

Navy then jumped on Jasper's head and placed her in a headlock, Jasper did nothing as the Ruby tried to choke her only for Jasper to toss her back to her squad.

Navy: For there's no gem here as strong without forces.

Doc, Army, Leggy: A perfect, a pure solider gem.

Eyeball then joined in.

Eyeball: You can ask any Ruby or Quartz here, and they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on.

Eyeball and The Squad: Who breaks gems (Like Jasper) who beats foes (Like Jasper) who's much more then any of them like Jasper.

Jasper grinned at them while Peridot rolled her eyes at this foolish act.

Jasper: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

All: My what a gem that Jasper!

Jasper got up and walked to the Ruby squad.

Jasper: I needed that encouragement, that all will do.

Peridot: Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you.

Jasper frowned at Peridot.

"Well it is the truth," Peridot said back to her recordings not knowing that Jasper was coming to her. The squad and the rest of the soldiers watched knowing what was going to happen

All: No. One-

By the time Peridot turned around, Jasper punched her right into the wall leaving a large dent with her limb enhancers out of the hole.

All: -fights like Jasper. Douses lights like Jasper.

Eyeball: In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Jasper.

Jasper chuckled at her hit and turned back to her audience.

Jasper: When I hunt here I stay by the river, and beasts of the field say a prayer.

When I find my foe, I'll come to deliver. Then I strike from behind.

Leggy: Is that fair?

Jasper: I don't care!

All: No one hits like Jasper. Matches wits like Jasper.

Doc Ruby tossed Jasper a robonoid to Jasper.

Doc: When fighting enemies nobody slits like Jasper.

Jasper: I'm especially good at destroy and maming.

Jasper then crushed the robot thus making it flat.

All: Ten points for Jasper!

Jasper then stood in the middle of the crowd.

Jasper: Before I was made, the drills dug and they dug some that hoping to make something large, and when I emerged I was more then they thought, cause I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Jasper clap her hands instantly activating the room's combat systems.

Soon the room was filled with holograms of the Crystal gems. Jasper let out a loud laugh as she slammed on some of the holograms of Garnet after that the entire room was filled with Rubies and Quartz attacking the holograms.

Peridot managed to get herself out of the dent feeling not at all happy from that experience.

With wide eyes she ducked as a Quartz solider almost smashed her head trying to fight a hologram Pearl.

Peridot tried to get out of the room, carefully and nearly trying to avoid getting hit again.

When she was almost by the doors, Jasper grabbed her again and used her as a bat against the holograms of the corrupted Amethyst.

Jasper was happy at crushing the freak despite it being a hologram while Peridot was not feeling well and being used as a stick.

Jasper then tossed Peridot, sending her screaming out the door like a missile.

Then the training stopped and the scoreboard showed that Jasper had the most kills.

Eyeball: Who has brains!

All: Like Jasper?

Navy: Entertains!

All: Like Jasper?

Jasper: Who can make up these endless refrains like Jasper? I'll hunt Humans and use them as decorations!

All: Say it again, who's a gem among gems? Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Ask her fans and her five hangers-on. There's just one gem in town who's got all of it down…

Leggy: And her name's J-A-S…P.. I believe there's another P… It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before…

Eyeball slapped Leggy's head.

All: Jasper!

All the soldiers then bowed to her as Jasper tossed her cap and stood with her proud grin as she clenched her fist.

"Next time, runt," she thought. "I'm going to break you."

The end.

Author's Note, You know I was always on the fence about the Gaston song being a bad guys song, it just never stuck me as one but when the 2017 movie came and I say that version of Gaston, I thought yeah that guy is more worth calling a villain.