Author's Note: Well the sad days have past me and now I'm back on the story road. To start back on the bad guy song road, a request from 616mcu has suggested a Disney Villain fan song that all know.

This takes place during UF's Weirdmageddon as the Crystal Gems see first hand on what has become of the town. Also make a note this is not what will happen when MiniJen gets to that plot point, this is just how I would picture it.

It's Our Town Now!

From the temple The Crystal Gems could see the x shaped hole in the sky while the once blue sky turned orange red. Each of them knew what was happened but neither one said anything.

It was only when Garnet spoke was the silence broken.

"We've got to get down there."

As fast as they could the Gems saw all manner of strange and horrible things. From a giant head with an arm attached on top to creatures with a single eye and bat wings turning the frightened people of Gravity Falls to stone and being taken away to a floating Pyramid.

But what shocked the Gems most was seeing a large yellow arm floating above the Pyramid.

"Yellow Diamond, she's here?" Pearl spoke as she trembled in fear at this sight of the ship and everything around her.

Amethyst tried to think of something to lighten the mood, but seeing all of this. It was very hard for her to say anything funny about this.

Amethyst turned to Garnet, seeing her hands shacking, our of fear or rage she could not tell.

"Eh, Garnet? What are we going to…"

Both Pearl and Amethyst jumped back a bit as Garnet let out a scream as she grabbed her head.

It was almost like she was in pain.

The scream stopped and Garnet raised her head up, her visor on the ground and her third eye constantly looking left to right and up and down as if to decide which path to take.

"I-I don't know how to stop this," Garnet spoke softly with a hint of fear in her voice.

"That's the spirit, Tag team!"

Immediately The Crystal Gems brought out their weapons as they turned to see Bill Cipher floating over them.

Bill laughed at them, "Still think you can fight me now? Have you not looked around?"

Bill Cipher: I've filled this boring place.

Amethyst jumped to attack first only to be pulled back as her whip was grabbed by one of Bill's Henchmaniacs, Pyronica as she used the whip to bounce Amethyst like a yo-yo.

Pyronica: Filled with wholesome, crazy faces.

Garnet and Pearl tried to attack and save their friend but was soon stopped by the other Henchmaniacs.

Amophous Shape wrapped around Pearl like a snake and Garnet was pinned down by Xanthar while the others stood by Bill's side.

Hectorgon: Hanging out

Kryptos: Killing time

8 Ball: Where everyone's a friend of mine.

Amethyst managed to let go of her wipe but then suddenly was grabbed from behind by Paci-Fire as Pyronica swallowed her whip.

Pyronica: Inside this evil joint

Paci-Fire: Every freak gets to the point.

Bill laughed as he created a clock tower out of bones.

Bill: This day will live in infamy!

The Gems watched as the skeleton hands all pointed to a skull head where the number twelve should have been as it crackled in joy.

Bill: The Town you know is history!

Then the Henchmaniacs tossed the Gems to the ground as they all stood by Bill.

Bill & The Henchmaniacs: It's our town now! It's our town now!

The Gem stood back up ready to fight, then Garnet pushed Pearl and Amethyst out of the way as Eye bats tried to zap them.

Pyronica and Keyhole: It's the fact you can't ignore!

8 Ball: Shut the Windows…

Teeth:...lock the doors!

Bill & The Henchmaniacs: It's our town now!

The Garnet managed to punch away the Eye bats as Pearl and Amethyst where finishing off one when the quickly dodge a fist from the One-Armed Monstrosity and Garnet jumped out of the way as a Cthulhu like monster tried to squish her with it's foot.

One-Armed Monstrosity and Cthulhu: Raise your mugs you thieves and thugs.

Garnet tried to slam her gauntlets at the One-Armed Monstrosity, only for The creation with 88 different faces to grabbed them form her hands.

The creation with 88 different faces: Join the rabble-rousing crowd!

All: It's our town now!

Xanthar then swiped his arm at them causing them to hit into a brick wall as Lava Lamp laughed.

Lava Lamp: It's where the crazy fun is made so perfectly.

Amethyst and Pearl both jumped out and tried to fuse but was interrupted as a car slammed into them stopping the fusion.

Garnet came out seeing Gideon and his fellow prison mates beside him.

Gideon: Every shining star is due respect!

"I love this guy!" shouted Ghost eyes.

Bill snapped his fingers causing large arms to appear and grab the Gems and placed them in the center of town.

Bill: You want to fight and win here, but your story ends.

Suddenly lightning hit the hands, destroying them instantly. The Gems turned around all of them nearly tired when at once they found themselves facing Yellow Diamond and behind her an army of gem soldiers.

Yellow Diamond: You had your fun.

Gem Soldiers: You made your play.

Bill: But every rebel has their days!

Then Gems summon their weapons one more time as they found themselves surrounded by Gem soldiers and demons. Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst all charged at the army as Bill, The Henchmaniacs, Yellow diamond, Gideon and the prisoners all watched.

All: It's our town now!

The Prisoners: Down and dirty!

All: It's our town now!

Henchmaniacs: What a party!

Gideon: All our foes will bawl and crawl!

Henchmaniacs: Will eat their remain.

Yellow Diamonds: Shatter them All!

All: It's our town now!

Henchmaniacs: What a party!

All: Join the fun with no regrets. Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed!

"Boy I love this!" laughed Bill seeing The Crystal Gem beaten but slightly still standing.

Bill then appeared before them and one by one with his sharp cane he puffed them all.

"Game over Runt, hit the road Bird Brain and take a hike, Tag Team!"

All: IT'S OUR TOWN NOW!

Bill set up the poofed Gems in a row and using his can as a golf club he hit all three sending them far in the distance in the woods.

All: Don't bother fighting back! It's our town now!

Bill and his Henchmaniacs started to laugh as Yellow Diamond snickered and Gideon chuckled.

Gravity Falls was theirs.

The End.

Author's Note, Okay I hope you guys enjoyed this cause it was a migraine to think of, but it was worth it.