Yang snatched away the remote from Blake's hand. "Hey, don't fast forward it yet." the faunus complained. "I'm not! I'll just hold it for now." the blonde maliciously smirked.
A red star appeared on the screen before zooming out to expose the first noble muscle man posing to the side.
"Trembling heart, Unrelenting heat!"
The heiress blinked as her heart skipped a beat. 'I don't know why but blue hair really catches my eye.' she thought silently, remembering Neptune.
But as Jonathan spun it switched to Joseph posing closer to the camera "I'll knock you out of the park, shoot!"
'Oh you can shoot me all you want.' Yang dreamily stared at the second Joestar.
But as the brunette got out of the frame, the trenchcoat wearing tough guy turned around and pointed at the camera aggressively, for some reason Blake flinched at his pose.
"Kujo Jotaro's the name of the man who will send you flying."
Suddenly, a large purple muscle spirit appeared behind him and punched the camera "ORA!"
"Oh, that looks really cool!" Ruby exclaimed. "Cool? I think he's hot." Yang smiled as the title card appeared.
The camera ascended through the ocean surface as the pink fixed moon appeared.
The non broken moon really bothered the four yet fascinated them at the same time. As 5 shooting stars cruised through the sky, RWBY failed to notice the 6th one on the far right joining in.
The next frame showed an ominous mansion. "You are not allowed to bask in my presence."
The camera climbed the stairs to reveal a shirtless muscular blonde man with a star on the back of his shoulder posing, exposing his chiseled pyshique from the side to which Yang promptly paused it to admire him a little bit longer.
"Oh come on!" Ruby snatched the remote and pressed play.
He swatted the camera away as it transitioned to three men and the purple spirit looking at a photo. A dark skinned man, the JoJo with a weird hat and a foxy grandpa.
"Look! Even that old geezer looks hot!"
"Yang."
"I know, I know... It's getting really old now, eh?" RWB rolled their eyes but they silently agreed. That old man looked a hundred times more eye pleasing than say... Professor Port.
Then the shot of 5 of the Crusaders walking through different terrain is shown. It cuts to a view to the distance as the 5 rode camels before a side view shot of the 5 staring at the distance.
"YEAY!"
Then the weird white haired guy with the flat top jumping happily as the cap wearing protagonist walked in along with the redhead with the weird noodle bang.
Then switching to them all staring at a campfire and then switching to a shot of the stars in the sky.
Ruby can't help but giggle on the white haired guy's enthusiasm. "I bet that the guy who jumped is the same guy who saluted in the second intro." Weiss proudly said as she snapped her finger, mistaking the french guy to be that nazi guy previously.
The dark skinned guy and the old attractive geezer stared at the camera before transitioning to the crew watching the sunrise.
An image of a woman with vines on her back and a bunch of other people Team RWBY will soon meet but probably won't recognize appeared as they all descend on the third JoJo's back to symbolize the burden that he'll be carrying.
Yet he stands proud to the side as his stand stood behind him ready to beat the living daylights out of everyone.
And then a rather distorted drawing comparable to the three beasts in the last opening appeared as the camera worked around his back to his eyes "WRYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"What in the world..." but Weiss was cut off as the chorus kicks in.
The chorus consisted of them showcasing their power "HERMIT PURPLE!" the old geezer summoned purple vines with a grin.
The dark skinned fortune teller did weird ass hand movements "MAGICIAN'S RED!" he yelled as a red phoenix with bodybuilder physique lunged at the camera.
"Hierophant Green!" the one with the noodle bang pointed to the side as a green humanoid appeared.
"Silver Chariot!" the enthusiastic weird man posed as a scrawny knight appeared and proceeded to thrust his rapier rapidly.
"Why do white haired people love rapiers?"
"Blake... For someone who hates stereotype, you're discrimating."
"It's just a joke, relax."
Ruby giggled as she caught on what the two are talking about.
"Star Platinum!" the trenchcoat wearing JoJo pointed as the spirit yelled
"Ora!"
The old geezer jumped to the side and swung around with his vines. The fortune teller yelled "Crossfire Hurricane Special!" as the buff phoenix appeared beside him.
"En garde" Polnareff boasted as his stand stood next to him. Then the camera descended from an overhead view to the green uniform wearing student. "Emerald Splash!" he cried out as his stand unleashed the attack that no one can just deflect.
"JoJo! JoJo! JoJo!"
As the background singers chant JoJo thrice.
They saw the blue haired gentleman closing his eyes with a smile as flames burn brightly in the background. Then it cuts to the brunette tying up the bandana with a look of a man ready for battle. Swiftly cutting to the protagonist of this arc glaring at the camera... Menacingly.
The camera ascends as tarot cards encircle until it reaches to Jotaro and Star Platinum staring down a shadowy figure. "I'm gonna kick your ass... With my fists!" they heard his gruff, angry voice say to which they scoffed at the ridiculous yet undeniably badass statement, the stand angrily growled at the shadow mystery man.
"Seinaru VISION!"
It cuts to Jotaro with his finger at the brim of his hat. "I'll teach you justice..." he trailed it to the side with a glare as he completed his pose.
"STAND PROUD!"
"... With my stand! Star Platinum!"
The punch spirit appeared and punched the glass.
The girls squinted as they saw the naked blonde muscular man previously in the reflection as the stand punched it 4 times in slow motion.
Then the pace picked up as the Star Platinum entity went apeshit and unleashed a barrage of punches while the JoJo just glared at the camera coolly.
"ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-"
Their eyes slowly widened as they camera cracks. "Uhh, guys? What is O-"
"ORA!" Ruby squeaked and jumped back as she thought Star Platinum's fist punched through the screen and broke their TV.
The three girls laughed at her misfortune although they all flinched themselves. "It's not funny!"
"Yes, it was awesome." Blake whispered, enamored by the protagonist's manliness. "I'm getting goosebumps." Weiss muttered as she can't deny the feeling of hype entering her nervous system.
"So, which one is your favorite?" Yang asked the girls. "Hmmm... I have to say the first one." Weiss said. "It shows a rather exciting story and a good pace, it feels like an epic or a legend being told." the heiress shrugged.
"My favorite is the second one, the jazz feels relaxing and that second JoJo, oh my God." Yang smirked. "Mine is the third one. It's... Intriguing to say the least." Blake lamely stated.
"It's okay to have favorites, but I think all of them are good in their own right." Ruby happily said to which her teammates nodded in agreement.
The scene changes at it finally showed the beginning of the series.
"Oh! It's starting!" the scythe wielder screamed.
"Dio... The invader?" Weiss read the text unsurely.
I spared them from Sono chi no kioku. I'm not that big of a dickhead... Yet. So I won't show them the arguably most spoilerrific opening in the franchise. With that being said, Phantom Blood, here we come!
