The first thing RWBY notices is that it's a dark and stormy night near a river with eerie music playing in the background. "England? Where could that place be?" Weiss pondered out loud as it showed the place and date.

"Ohh, dark and stormy night. So original." Blake snarke- Hey, I'm offended.

They gasped as they saw wreckage of a carriage where the driver is dead as fuck. There is also a woman who is dead. But the team didn't noticed the hero yet.

Hearing a coarse voice exclaiming about looking at the wreck. They saw an incredibly unattractive old man. "I take it back. Not everyone is attractive." Yang begrudgingly whispered as Ruby covered her eyes from the gore. "Come on, we just got started!" Weiss whined as she witnessed the corpses.

"Oi, let's rob this dead guy." Dario said as he examined the corpses. The team winced at the weird accent. "Velvet also has that accent." Blake pointed out.

"Wait, shush! You girls hear that??" Ruby asked in panicked to which the team gasped as they heard a baby crying. "Atleast the baby is safe..." Yang whispered, raising Ruby whenever Tai is away teaching made her incredibly fond of children. She can't bear to witness one dying. (Oh ho ho)

The team scowled as the unattractive old geezer opted on robbing the mustached man lying dead instead of helping the baby. "Hmmm, what's this?" Dario opened a suitcase that has a mask inside.

"That's the one in the first and second intro!" Ruby exclaimed out loud. "Hopefully, that blue haired JoJo and that blonde guy won't have to use it to hide their handsome faces." Yang whispered to herself. Blake was silent, concentrating on what she recognized as a plot point, being an avid reader gave her a keen eye for this kind of stuff.

"I wonder what it is..." Weiss curiously thought.

"It's garbage!" Dario yelled and set it aside before looting the dead George.

"M-Maybe we should-"

"No! Help me yank his teeth out!" Dario angrily ordered on his wife.

"Come on! She just wanted to help the baby!" Yang angrily yelled. "It seems like it took place very long ago..." Blake noted as she noticed the clothes and mode of transportation "So it seems." Weiss said, disgusted at the vile man.

But as he reached for his lips, the dead man suddenly grabbed his arm causing Dario and team RWBY to almost jump.

George eyed the situation. His carriage is wrecked, and this sketchy old man was reaching out for him as he noticed the suitcase was open. The sane assumption would be...

"You saved my life."

"WHAT?!" team RWBY yelled at once. "Is he an idiot?!"

"No, he is probably concussed, trust me." Yang told the heiress, she has a good point since she needs to get hit hard in order to activate her semblance.

They saw the vile old looter scheme about playing along and introduced himself. The blue haired concussed nobleman lets out a tear of sorrow as he heard that his family died, but the baby is alive so hey, that's a good thing. "I think he is the father." Blake stated.

"I hate that old guy, he is such a butthole." Ruby grumbled as they saw the old Brando successfully fooled the Joestar, her teammates agreed.

The blood that flown in to the mask as it suddenly spurred spikes, causing the girls to jump.

"H-Huh??" the leader squeaked. "Why would you wear something like that?" Weiss asked. "It's probably some execution device of some sort." Yang noted. "Well, it's not like it's the most bizarre artifact I have ever seen." Weiss declared, coming from a rich family gave her the leisure of being able to examine alot of weird ass devices from all around Remnant. Some are dust powered, some use oil.

12 years later.

"Oh! Timeskip!" Yang exclaimed. The screen showed the glorious, magnificent, Joestar mansi-

"The Schnee mansion is way bigger." Weiss crossed her arms. "You say that everytime we see a mansion." Ruby snarked as her sister and her faunus teammate laughed. "Hmph!" the heiress pouted.

They saw the baby has growned up to be a responsible blue haired adult waving goodbye to George Joestar I with his incredibly large dog that caused Blake to tense up. "Aww, I thought he is gonna have muscles!" Yang whined disappointedly, "I don't know, Yang. He seems pretty large for a 12 year old." Weiss snarked. "He's 12?!" Ruby exclaimed in disbelief. "No way! That's a grown ass man right there!" Yang protested.

"But he is the baby in the carriage and the screen says 12 years later." Blake lectured.

"I- But... Uhh-" the blonde stuttered in disbelief. "He is big. No offense to Jaune but this JoJo kid seemed to be bigger than him." Ruby said.

"Wait, his name is JoJo Joestar?! That's so corny!" Yang laughed out loud.

The scene changed to what looks like a poor neighborhood, reminding the team about Dario. "Dio! Dio! Get over here you wanker!"

The team witnessed the old man bedridden and coughing. "He is sick... Not because he robs dead people, I mean he is literally sick." Weiss said. "He has a son eh? Oh he is that blonde guy in the intro!" Yang recognized the charismatic villain in the making closing a book he is reading.

Dio stood up and asked his father what he needs, to which he demanded more booze and threw an empty bottle to Dio's head... To which would have ended the series if he didn't effortlessly dodged it, smoothly transitioning to JoJo eating in the mansion with George.

"What a scumbag. I wonder if his wife already left him." Yang wondered out loud. "I hope so. Dio is the one who is now receiving his abuse unfortunately." Ruby replied.

George glared at Jonathan while the boy ate like a maniac. "JoJo! Manners!" he sternly scolded. "Sorry, father..."

For some reason, it gave Weiss table etiquette 101 flashbacks with Winter. "Guess who's having PTSD~" Yang teased as Ruby giggled "This girl!" the leader wrapped an arm around the fuming heiress.

The scene cuts to Dio winning against a dumbass on a restaurant in chess. The man begrudgingly tossed a few coins, but as Dio collected his prize, his head was shoved down to his meal.

"What a sore loser." Blake blurted out in annoyance.

They saw Dio just gritting his teeth, having half a mind to reach for the fork to give him the Narancia-treatment. But the blonde boy refrained, knowing full well that he can't retaliate against this big retard.

"Oh look, another cut. We get it, they're conplete opposi-" Weiss' sarcastic remark was cut short when the scene cuts to two boys bullying a blonde girl.

"What the- give her back that doll!" Ruby yelled at the screen. "Calm down, sis. It's just a show." Yang hushed her down.

"Let's see if this doll has the real thing underneath it's skirt." the bully maliciously said.

"Somebody punch this guy!" Yang yelled at the screen.

Erina started to cry. "Erina, the crybaby!" the bullies chanted. "I swear if I was there, I'll make them regret even waking up that day!" Yang growled. "Wow, bullying someone weaker, I don't get why people find that entertaining." Blake snarked.

"Enough! Give her back her doll!"

Ruby and Weiss gasped. "It's JoJo!"

"Awesome, go show them what for, JoJo!" Yang pumped her fist up.

The bullies asked him if he's Erina's friend to which the hero replied. "I don't know who she is but I'll fight for her!" the words that made Weiss infatuated to this 12 year old rich boy.

"Yes! Beat their ass!" Yang cheered as JoJo tackled the bigger boy.

Buuuuut, he gets his ass kicked. "Oh." team RWBY said dejectedly.

The noble showed his handkerchief to provoke the bullies even more because they discriminate against rich folk. They beat him up even harder while the team mused about his name.

"Ohh, so it was Jonathan Joestar. That's alliterative." Blake chalked out. "It's so silly." Ruby giggled.

Weiss felt sorry and can relate to JoJo. She knows what it feels like to be isolated just because she is rich.

It then cuts to Dio and Dario's household. "Dio, my time is almost up. Listen, you stupid shit." the old withering man held up a crumpled letter and ordered Dio to take it to the Joestars because they owe him something.

"You didn't deserve it." Ruby coldly said.

"You may be stupid, but you're also smart. Go out there and be the richest man." the older Brando ordered.

Team RWBY scoffed at the rather oxymoron statement. "That sounds like bad news for our boy JoJo." Yang said to which her teammates nodded in agreement.

The scene returned to the Joestar on the ground.

They left the two. Jonathan refused Erina's help. "The hell is wrong with you, she just wants to help you up, Jonathan." Yang asked out loud.

"Go away, I didn't do this for your sake." Jonathan stood up and dusted himself off. "I want to be a true gentleman. And a gentleman stands up for the weak. He is willing to fight the odds even if he knows darn well he is going to lose."

Team RWBY smiled warmly at Jonathan's statement, specially Weiss. "I think he means he wanted to be a hero."

"Shut up, Ruby." the heiress angrily defended him.

"He's got guts." Yang mused. "A good kid indeed." Blake nodded.

It returned to Dio standing over Dario's grave. But for some reason, RWBY can't find an ounce of sympathy for the death of the elder Brando, agreeing that Dio is better off without him.

"You were demented and a scumbag! You drove mother to work to death! Contrary to your belief, you are the wanker!" Dio spitefully said before literally spitting on his grave and walked away menacingly.

For some reason, it sent chills to their spine. How cold and unforgiving Dio appears, but Blake knew it was his upbringing. He had to be tough, contrast to the naive JoJo.

"So the mom did die..." Ruby whispered.

Erina picked up the handkerchief and read the name "Jonathan Joestar."

Narrator: This is the tale of two-

"Holy shoot, that scared me! Wasn't expecting a narrator." Yang exclaimed.

Narrator: -fates bound as one.

As Jonathan arrived home, he wiped a blood off his busted lip as a carriage appeared in front of him.

"Oh, here comes Dio." Blake said.

The carriage came to a halt as the door got roughly kicked open then a briefcase being thrown out.

"What the ef?" Ruby asked in confusion as suddenly, the obnoxious blonde leapt out and landed with poise. He stood up and glared at Jonathan.

"BAHAHAHAHA!"

The girls covered their ears as the blonde brawler lost it. "He just- he just jumped outside and the first thing he did was to look tough! Hahaha, I'm sorry it was just so funny." she sighed after calming down.

AAAAHHH, I can't fit it all in one chapter! So pissed ughhh...