"Silence, you're not allowed to say my name in such manner." Dio stood up nonchalantly, closing his book. JoJo ran towards him with his fists up saying how his fight is with him.
"Beat his ass, JoJo! You can do it!" Yang cheered. "Maybe he can't, Dio won the last time..." Blake thought pessimistically. Ruby and Weiss just hoped the hero can actually win this time. "Heroes always win..." Ruby whispered under her breath.
Dio boasted about how JoJo is just jealous and parried Jonathan's punch with his elbow as Jonathan faceplanted on his elbow, the blonde villain torqued his joint to increase the damage. "You looking to get schooled again? Why didn't you just say so?" Dio knocked him back and adjusted his tie.
'I can't beat him! But if I lose now, I'll spend the rest of my life cowering in his shadow. Plus, I need to fight for Erina's honor! She needs her champion!' JoJo monologued in worry.
"You are her champion! Now get up and fight! I didn't hear no bell!" Yang cheered on him as if she was his boxing cornerwoman.
Dio tossed his coat away, declaring that he'll pulverize JoJo so he'll know he'll always be under his heel. "Shoot! If JoJo loses, this could be his last fight!" Weiss worried.
"Come!" Dio ushered as he got in to a stance. JoJo punched him but Dio blocked it with a cross guard, countering with a knee to the face. Dio monologue how he felt like he is the man after that, but JoJo grabbed his head angrily.
"H-How are you standing after that?! Was I too gentle-" JoJo didn't let him finish his sentence as his forehead landed on his nose. Dio's eyes rolled back.
"TIME TO RETURN THE FAVOR, BABY!" Yang screamed as Dio lets go of Jonathan's collar.
"HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO!" RWBY excitedly yelled.
All together now... "DIOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Jonathan screamed in pure rage as he lets out a series of punches to Dio's face. The team started cheering out loud with every hit.
punch* "Yes!"
punch* "Yes!"
punch* "YES!"
punch* "YES! OH MY GOD!"
"I WILL BEAT YOU UNTIL I HAVE YOU IN TEARS!" JoJo yelled.
'How can this pampered schmuck win against I, Dio?!'
Dio monologue before JoJo delivered the brutal uppercut that sent the blonde butthole flying. The girls cheered and clapped at the spectacular show of fisticuffs. "That was so satisfying!" Ruby exclaimed even though she is not one for violence. "Which is why you should learn more hand to hand." Yang gleefully replied. "Serves him right!" Blake said in excitement. "And the winner is... JoJo!" Weiss said.
They all gasped as the blood landed on the mask, which activated it. But they didn't pay it too much attention since they know it does that creepy shit.
But they're all shocked as Dio sniffed and cried. "Awww! Dio got boo boo!" Yang taunted, but Ruby didn't find it amusing since she used to refer to her wounds as boo boos. Blake and Weiss smirked as Dio berated Jonathan pathetically. They all gasped in worry as he closed in with a knife. Good thing George arrived and say that JoJo was dishonorable for punching a man while his down.
"I am starting to think George wasn't really concussed. I think he's just an idiot." Blake said as the two boys glared at eachother.
Hours later after the brawl, a butler entered a crate inside the furnace without a care in the world, but as soon as he heard grumbling, he nervously thought there must be someone inside. Ruby gasped in horror as she imagined the pain of being burned alive. "What are you stupid?! Stop mumbling and get them out of there!" Yang irritably said. "I-It's not JoJo is it?" Blake nervously asked. "Of course not! He is the hero, a hero doesn't die in his story!" Weiss claimed (I feel shitty)
The scene cuts to Erina solemnly walking away as JoJo hid behind a tree, guarding her for any possible retaliation from crybaby Dio. "He destroyed it... He got what he wanted." Ruby sadly said, talking about the two's relationship. Yang attempted to cheer everyone up "Weiss, here's your chance."
"W-WHAT?! Shut up! Are we all forgetting that someone is burning inside the furnace?!" she complained about the cut. Blake sighed in relief as her suspicions of it being JoJo was dismissed.
The scene cuts back to George, JoJo and other servants standing over a grave. George explained how burglars rigged his death. "THE BURGLARS WANTED WHO OUT OF THE WAY??" RWBY asked in distress. George told JoJo that Danny's corpse looks too gruesome so they buried him right away. Team RWBY was silent. JoJo muttered Dio's name to which they told him that he hasn't return from school yet.
The narrator said that JoJo cried in his room as his only friend was also taken away from him. Ruby sobbed and hugged Yang while the older sister softly ruffled her hair. WB looked down in sorrow.
The scene returned to Dio loitering in the dark streets. He monologue about how he evened the score by killing the dog, but he was surprised how much strength was inside JoJo all along.
"Bloody his nose... He comes back twice as fierce!"
Yang smiled proudly. "Maybe JoJo has my semblance. Aren't you jealous, Weiss?" she teased, picking up on the heiress small crush. "Shut up! Danny just died!"
7 years later
To be continued
"More please..." Ruby said bleakly. "You okay? Maybe we should call it a night." Blake replied. "I wanna know what happens next!" she said as she wiped tears off her face. Blake reached for the remote and pressed next.
They immediately witness women with their throat slitted as it showcased the dreaded Jack the Ripper. "Oh come on! It just started!" Weiss whined at the sudden gore. The narrator said that the feud will unleash new horrors. RWBY doesn't like the sound of that...
The scene changed to a cloudy day on a field. "Oh sports. Great." Weiss rolled her eyes. "What's wrong with sports? It's fun." Ruby protested. "Everyone is so obnoxious and arrogant and loud, and they all smell unsanitary." Weiss explained to which Yang finds offensive.
A huge muscly silhouette caught the ball.
Loud announcer: THE BALL WAS INTERCEPTED BY THE SCHOOL HERO, JONATHAN JOESTAAAAAR!
Jonathan's heavy build and bulging muscles immediately caused their faces to go red. "FINALLY! MUSCLES!" Yang screamed in excitement much to Weiss' annoyance that her man was being sexualized by the brawler. "JoJo... Grew up well." Ruby muttered with a blush. "Puberty hit him hard..." Blake added as the titan of a man landed and sprinted screaming his ass off. "I bet those muscles are hard too~" says Yang.
"OOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Announcer: THE USUALLY MILD MANNER JONATHAN JOESTAR IS SCREAMING HIS LUNGS OFF AS HE RAN TO THE GOAL!
JoJo was tackled from behind as RWB gasped, not wanting to see him lose. "Awww, I wanna tackle him too!" Yang whined. "Yang stop it! I will bravely confess that I am attracted to him and your lewd comments offend me!" Weiss stood up and declared that Jonathan was her JoJo to which Yang simply smiled "Knew it. Baited ya."
"W-What?? What do you mean you were baiting me?!"
They all blushed once again as Jonathan smiled at the camera.
Announcer: HE GOT TACKLED BY TWO MOOORE!
It's true, much to RWBY's concern. But Jonathan pushed through and walked with those 3 burly men grabbing on to him.
Announcer: SUGOOOOOOOII! THESE 3 TWATS DIDN'T EVEN HALT HIS ADVANCE! WHAT POWER! WHAT DETERMINATION! THE JOJO TRAIN CAN'T BE STOPPED
"Heck yes!" Ruby screamed in hype.
"I'm warning you Weiss, he'll split you in half in the bedroom."
"S-Shut up!"
Blake blushed at Yang's lewd comment.
Ruby then pondered on what happened to the blonde man. Yet the screen showed a demented looking player jumping horizontally in to the air.
Announcer: OH! HERE COMES THE 4TH! HE FINALLY FALTERED!
The team gasped as JoJo slowly wavered down with a nonchalant expression.
Yet JoJo's concentration did not falter and-
Announcer: HE PASSED IT ON TO... DIOOO!!! OUR VERY OWN DIO BRANDO!
"That announcer is really loud." Blake muttered but they soon immediately blushed as they witnessed Dio's slightly slimmer yet muscular build and less rugged and more handsome face. They begrudgingly admit that he's hot. Ruby shook her blush off, she'll never forgive him for Danny's death.
Dio breezed and dodged through the human obstacles like he's the Victorian Eyeshield 21. The team noticed this difference and contrast to JoJo's brawny approach. "Maybe he just doesn't like being touched?" Blake snarked.
Announcer: WILL HE MAKE IT? OH SHIT, HE CAN! THEY'VE WON!!! JOJO AND DIO! THE ULTIMATE C-C-COMBO!
Dio obnoxiously touched down with a front tumble. "See? That's just showing off." Weiss huffed as Dio got raised by his team's members. "I didn't see you complaining when JoJo was onscreen~" Yang teased as Weiss regretted her confession.
JoJo moved through the extras with a smile on his face. Dio also smiled and looked like he was genuinely happy. Team RWBY was surprised when the two clasped hands in a manly handshake and praised eachother's work.
"That's some fine running, brother!"
"Oh please, the way you carried those losers was more impressive. Besides, you made the good call of passing the ball."
"What the hell..?" Yang reacted.
"What happened in those 7 years?" Blake asked. "I don't know, but it seems nice to see them friendly for a change." Ruby said as Weiss nodded in agreement.
Announcer: JONATHAN WROTE A FINAL THESIS IN ARCHAEOLOGY WHILE DIO AIMS FOR THE TOP TO GRADUATE WITH HIGH GRADES IN LAW.
"The announcer is still too loud."
"Hah! Dio as a lawyer. So evil."
Jonathan monologue about how he finds it so hard to trust Dio even though he is trying his best. "Wounds heal but scars stay, Jonathan." Weiss said, forgive but do not forget. "Unless you have an aura, in which even the scars will disappear too." Ruby cheekily replied. "Hmph!" the heiress huffed.
The nosy journalists wanted to interview Dio about his relationship with JoJo. "They are adoptive brothers." Team RWBY muttered. Dio acted shy and embarrassed, "Why is he acting all shy?" Ruby asked, not looking that much in to it. "Maybe he felt shame for doing those bad stuff to JoJo." Yang concluded. "Maybe they became legitimate friends now?" Weiss pondered.
Buuuut, they got to hear Dio's monologue about him being disgusted at the idea of being friends with JoJo.
"Same old Dio." they all said in unison.
Did somebody ordered a pair of muscular Brits? Extra beef. I love screaming Dio's name in anger, relieves stress. Sorry I made the announcer more hammy.