"Come, JoJo. Let's tell father about our victory, I'm sure he'll be delighted." Dio told his brother. "Yeah, taliho!"

"Dio can act really well, I'll give him that." Yang praised Dio's acting. The two arrived at the mansion.

Dio asked how George is feeling to which the old man lied that he is feeling kind of better. RWBY raised an eyebrow when Dio told him to not go to the hospital. "What, why?" Ruby asked. "Something smells fishy..." Weiss muttered. "Did you just say fish?" Blake asked.

"Hospitals don't cure anyone. They are only after profit." Dio explained. "Oh it's fine, back in my day, we call them wuss motels anyway." George replied.

"George... You are an idiot." Yang gave up on using concussion to excuse George's dumbassery.

But suddenly an ad appeared. A manga panel showing the capped Joestar facing against a weird man with vents on his cheeks in front of tv screens appeared as Telence D'arby challenged Jotaro to a videogame match. "I pick this one. All Star Battle." it then switched to scenes of the gameplay.

"Engrave! The beat of my blood!" Jonathan said as his fists burn. "HAPPY UREPI YUROPIKUNEI!" the brunette cheered. "My resolve will open a path!" the golden haired gangstar boasted. "Here's how you flip people off, first, FUCK YOU!" the daughter of Jotaro posed as videos of stand clashes appeared.

"J-Jotaro, you shit! You know the special moves don't you?!"

"Why don't you use your stand to find out? YES YES YES YES."

"NANIIII??"

"JoJo Kimyou na Bouken, All Star Battle." they heard Jotaro's gruff voice as the screen showed the game's cover.

"WHERE DO I BUY THIS GAME?!" Yang stood up holding her wallet. "Easy, Yang. That game is a massive spoiler treasure chest." Ruby pulled her back down to the couch. "That's one way to sell a game." Weiss said, obviously interested.

George congratulated his sons for their win to which Dio whined that they rushed home themselves just to tell him but George's old friend beat them. "What a cunt." Dio said as they all laughed.

Even though it's fake, RWBY can't help but smile that all of the Joestars are laughing along. George said he is proud of both of them, specially Dio.

"It's such a dick move to pick favorites." Yang stated, shivering at the thought of Tai picking a favorite daughter. "Yeah... A bad move." Weiss sadly said. The scene changed to Jonathan studying the mask inside a library. "He shouldn't be playing with that thing." Weiss said to which Blake replied "He wants to be an archeologist so he has to."

JoJo lamented that it was from his late mother and that he felt some sort of sentimental value to it, even if it's a fucking death trap. They were shown a scene of Dio's blood activating it 7 years ago. "Ha! The dog kicker got his butt kicked!" Ruby cheered.

JoJo hopes that one day he'll figure it out as he searched for books before knocking a book and few papers down. "Clumsy." Weiss criticized. "Don't be so hard on him Weiss, or he is gonna go hard on you." Yang teased, causing her to blush.

He saw the letter... From Dario Brando.

JoJo monologue in distress as RWBY was hooked. "Dio is..! Dio is..!"

"Is what?!" Ruby asked.

The scene changed to Dio grabbing the medicine tray from the butler and changing the powder with another one.

"CALLED IT!" Weiss exclaimed

"You didn't call shit." Yang rebutted.

JoJo asked Dio what is he doing with the medicine. Dio claims that he is the one who brings it to George since the butler had rickety old legs and will probably faceplant and die climbing the stairs. JoJo told him about the letter from Dario and read it out loud. The symptoms were same as George's.

"He is poisoning him!" Yang yelled.

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." Weiss snarked.

Weiss told them how common it is for rich people, willing to kill their kin for power and money. RBY was disgusted but it's the sad reality. JoJo moved in to grab the medicine but Dio grabbed his hand. Dio threatened to terminate their friendship, JoJo can't look at him in the eye because he doesn't have proof yet.

"Isn't the same symptoms enough? And what friendship?" Blake asked out. JoJo yanked his hand and the powder away from Dio.

"Dio, swear to me!"

"Fuck."

JoJo made a gamble. "Swear on Dario's honor as a gentleman. Do it and I'll never bring this incident ever again."

"But Dario doesn't have any- ohhh!" Ruby caught up. "That's my Jonathan." Weiss muttered under her breath.

Dio growled, how can he swear on someone who didn't have an ounce of honor to begin with. Dio punched JoJo in the face.

"OH! IT DIDN'T EVEN PHASE HIM!" Yang yelled as she noticed that JoJo tanked it like a champ. He didn't even budge and reacted by talking with a fist on his cheek.

"I knew you killed him, Dio. Your reaction is unnatural."

"No, YOUR reaction is unnatural!"

Dio attempted to angrily poke his eye because of JoJo's unnatural reaction to getting punched. But Jonathan was having none of it. He twisted Dio's arm and proudly claimed "You'll hurt father, never again, Dio."

RWBY was in utter shock as JoJo picked Dio up like he was made of paper and tossed him out of the ceiling like my landlord kicking me out after 3 months of not paying rent. Dio landed to the first floor like a sack of shit. JoJo declared that he'll have the medicine analyzed and that he'll be looking for an antidote and get Dio arrested.

The blonde man struggled to get up as he shambled towards the study remembering Dario. "I have no use for a dead woman!" his flashback said as he punched kid Dio. "He pushed mother to death... The fact that I'm his descendant pisses me off..!" Dio spitefully grumbled. "There is no turning back now..."

"What is he talking about?" Ruby asked. "Something that is definitely not good." Yang replied.

Scene changes to Jonathan preparing to leave. He told his father to only trust these doctors, the butler sadly asked if he doesn't trust him anymore, to which George said that he should not take it as an attack, as he trusts his son.

"Awww, atleast their relationship isn't bad now." the leader said.

Weiss was alittle saddened by this, wondering how her father views her.

Dio plotted about murdering JoJo using the mask. Saying that it'll leave no trace since JoJo is dumb enough to put it on himself. The perfect crime. "That's... I have complicated feelings about that plan." the heiress mumbled.

"Your curiosity will be what ends you..."

2 days later in a place called London, Jonathan searched dead end after dead end in a snowstorm. The driver warned him that this alley is called Ogre Street, the most dangerous part in London. JoJo dismissed him, saying that he is too determined to care and told him to leave for his own safety.

"That's brave and all but ARE YOU STUPID?" Weiss berated her JoJo. "Uhh, maybe he is still concussed? Dio did punch him in the face." Blake innocently said, mocking Yang.

JoJo stated that since the university can't identify it, it must be Asian.

"Racist! Wait what is Asian?" Ruby asked, clueless.

As JoJo reached a dead end, the snow ruffled and it emerged with a cat eating a puppy.

"Noooo! The puppy!" the two sisters whimpered at the same time.

Someone just whistled at Jonathan. "That wasn't me." Yang said.

3 people are charging at Jonathan, one was holding a knife. "Is he gonna win this one?" Blake asked in skepticism. "Of course he will! And I know the reason why." Ruby folded her arms. "And what would that be?"

"Heroes always win!"

WBY groaned at the leader's naivety.

The demented one appeared to stab JoJo in the gut causing the team to gasp. The demented man expressed surprise as JoJo caught the knife barehanded. "Is he insane?!" Weiss stood up.

"Heh, doesn't matter. I'll just pull it and you'll lose your fingers, you'll never be able to wank ever again."

"Try it then! The moment you pull, my foot will drive to your groin so hard your sex organ will change! I'm fighting for my family, the ability to wank is a small price to pay for my father's recovery, I doubt your resolve is bigger than mine!"

The long haired moron leapt to which Jonathan knocked both of them one hit each. "Woo! See? He is stronger than ever!" Ruby said as Yang hollered "It sent them flying!"

"The last guy seemed special." Blake mumbled as the thug called Jonathan and showed him his bladed Kung Lao hat.

"AWESOME! I WANT ONE!" Ruby squealed as the hat flew around Speedwagon. Blake rolled her eyes "Wow, how to catch someone by surprise with your concealed weapon, Step 1: Reveal your concealed weapon and show off."

JoJo just stood his ground and blocked. The thug claimed that he will wi- JoJo kicked the knife as the thug threw the hat that got his aim off. It grinded on to Jonathan's bone, causing the team to wince, as the thug laughed in victory and told him that he wins.

Jonathan charged through him like a train and launched him 15 feet in to the air with a kick. "You celebrated too soon, dude." Yang chuckled. Speedwagon contemplated about life and that how JoJo's will is unbreakable, earning his admiration.

Things turned bleak as an angry mob appeared with weapons coming for JoJo like he is Shrek or something. "Oh no! Is he going to be- oh it cuts back to the mansion."

Dio expressed shock as the butler told him that JoJo foolishly went to Ogre Street, he smiled, it looks like he didn't have to get his hands dirty after all.

JoJo just nonchalantly stared at the crowd. Devoid of any fear, but as the crowd goes closer.

"STOP! I won't let you hurt that gentleman!"

The blonde thug called out. JoJo and the team gasped in surprise.

"Tell me, buff sir. Strong as a bull you are, I know you held back on that kick. I want to know the reason." he said as he sat up. JoJo did an aristocrat pose "It's true, I could have killed you, but I'm not here to fight, I am here for my father, I won't take you away from your family waiting for you from this dark business."

"S-Such a badass!" Yang cheered. Weiss looked at the Joestar dreamily. Blake smiled at his noble reason while Ruby still wants to see more of the hat lodged in JoJo's arm.

Speedwagon got up thinking how awesome the gentleman is.

"I wanna know the name of him who spared me."

JoJo adjusted his hat "Jonathan... Joestar."

"The music, the everything! So cool! 10 outta 10." Yang said. "But the puppy though..." Ruby whimpered.

"... 9 out of 10."

"So. Can we all agree that Dio is screwed?"

Sorry for the inaccuracy of the dialogues. My friends forced me to make it alittle more... Colorful.