"Hey this music is pretty good!" Ruby hummed at the song. "Did you guys just see how he won a fight against a fucking vampire?! Without any ability at all?!" Yang screamed excitedly. "We watched too, you know." Blake snarked but was incredibly impressed. "The way he used the belt... And that spearhead, and then the knife... And he outmuscled him too! He held on even after Dio crushed his shoulders!" Weiss said in awe. "Well. It's time to call it a night guys... We've got school tomorrow." Ruby said. "BUT YEAH JOJO IS SO AWESOME! It's the equivalent of fighting an Ursa Major with just your fists!"
"RIP George though."
"Yeah... He got cremated."
After the credits, a short advertisement came.
"DORARA!"
Funky music with piano and voice screaming "Breakdown! Breakdown!" repeatedly appeared as a pink skinned muscular humanoid punched through a wall. An athletic boy smiled at the camera as he jumped over the hall. "Today is gonna be a great day."
"Oh, he looks cute with that hair." Yang smirked but the team gasped as the wall behind him returned back to normal. He whistled as his stand disappeared, walking to exit the frame to the left of the screen.
The team glanced at eachother in confusion but heard his voice once again "JoJo Kimyou na Bouken: Diamond is Unbreakable. Available on Blu Ray."
"Wait! Is that another JoJo??" Blake asked in shock. "I think he appeared in the sadame intro." Ruby whispered, wanting to pet his hair.
Suddenly another ad also appeared. As this time a slick piano bridge played as a blonde boy who has his back on the camera spoke "I, Giorno Giovanna have a dream I believe that is right and just." he slowly turned to the camera and held his palms out.
The music build up "GIO GIO!...GOLDEN WIND!" they heard a choir in the background as il vento d'oro reached it's climax.
RWBY blushed at his boob window, while he had a thin frame, he has a muscular chest. Roses grew on his palms. "JoJo Kimyou na Bouken: Golden Wind. Available on Blu Ray."
"Ruby! Those are for you!" the blonde brawler teased.
"Yea- NO!" the younger girl blushed.
Blake grabbed the remote and rewinded everything.
"Alright now, alright now, hokuni no bullet!"
"Shijima no~ soko kara~"
"Furueru hodo kokoro moetsukiru hodo atsuku!"
As they reached the very beginning. After the girl, they saw the two mystery Joestars indeed. "It must be what anon is talking about... There are 6 of em! And so far we only got 3!" Blake said as if she discovered something brilliant. "These guys must be Jonathan's descendants by the looks of it..." Weiss analyzed.
Ruby didn't care, she just wanted to pat Josuke's hair and poke Giorno's donut bangs.
"Well I'll be! All of them are hot. Even the girl!" Yang said.
Tomorrow came.
It's 1 hour before the first period of class.
Jaune was sitting in the classroom as Weiss barged in holding a jar of cookie. Ruby followed soon after "WEIIIIIIIIIIIISS!!!"
"Silence, you're not allowed to say my name in such manner!"
"We end this now! I'll never let you consume my cookies, your fight is with me!"
"It's useless, useless, useless! I reject my sugar-free diet, Ruby!"
They engaged in a slap fight to which confused the blonde boy.
Meanwhile. Somewhere in Vale...
"Wait up!"
"You're too slow." the two men entered a shop. But they are both too buff to enter the door at the same time. "I go first." the shorter one said as the taller one nodded. "Oh! I want... Vanilla!" the taller said. "Hmph. Fool, next time you'll be the one to pay, got it?"
"Sure! A gentleman always go by his word, you know that."
The shopkeeper said "That'll be 54 Lien please." the shorter man stopped reaching for his wallet as he heard that.
The two muscular men nervously glanced at each other. "Mister... Do you accept... Pounds?"
"NO! DON'T EAT THE ICE CREAM YET, YOU IMBECILE!"
Night came as Yang excitedly jumped on top of the couch. "Come on, ya slow pokes!"
It was shown that Dio is alive! "What??" Weiss asked in surprise. The Wang Chan Asian tried to loot the remains of the mansion only to reveal red eyes under the rubble... "JoJo... Failed to kill him." Blake muttered.
"Yeah.. But atleast that would show him not to underestimate our boy." Yang proudly said, Weiss glared at her. "Okay, YOUR boy."
"Episode 4: Overdrive? Huh." Ruby read the text. Speedwagon walked in what seemingly dark hallway with a sling on his arm. Lamenting how JoJo lost everything in his bout against Dio. RWBY felt sad for JoJo's sacrifice, specially now since Dio is alive. "Spirit! That's what Mr. Joestar needs!" Speedwagon declared. RWBY realized that he snuck inside a hospital to visit his new friend but...
"What? It's the middle of the night but his room is lit."
"Huh?? Maybe JoJo is- OH MY GOSH!" Ruby exclaimed as Speedwagon peeked to see an adult Erina taking care of the bandaged muscleman. "She'd grown." Yang said. "But she still looks like a stick next to..." Blake blushed as the camera showed JoJo, almost naked, covered in bandages but his muscular stature still noticeable. Yang purred as Weiss' eyes widened. Speedwagon thought that she must have stayed up all night to ease his burns judging from those wrinkles on her fingers. RBY looked at Weiss for any reaction, to which the heiress huffed. "Hmph! I would have done alot more to make sure he is feeling better."
"You mean like giving him a blo-"
"A massage! Don't drag me down to your pervy ways, Yang Xiao Long!" the heiress shut her up. "Suuuure, it's not like it can fit your mouth anyway~ look at the size of him."
"Q-Q-Quiet you!"
"Guys, shush! Jonathan is waking up!" Ruby said as JoJo slowly opened his eyes like he heard the two girls arguing.
Speedwagon internally screamed in joy as he saw his friend waking up.
Jonathan said she looks like somebody that he used to know. "That's because she is, you dolt." the heiress mumbled. But it's been years since they last spoken to each other, it's been years since the 'kiss'.
"It's nice to see you again, Jonathan Joestar... JoJo."
"Erina! You've quite grown!"
"Me? Look at you, silly. You're an absolute unit."
Weiss sulked as Ruby ruffled her hair "It's okay, Weiss. We're here for you." the heiress responded by hugging them all heartbrokenly "Shut up! Don't touch me!"
"Ahh, I wasn't cut out for that sort of work anyway. Speedwagon withdraws coolly." they chuckled at the ex-thug's attempt at being cool, cheering Weiss up.
Erina fainted in fatigue but JoJo used his broken arm to catch her. "Oh my! Your arm, you shouldn't have caught me..."
"You've caught me a long time ago..." (the Joestar Sexdrive cannot be diminished by mere fracture)
RBY awwed at that while Weiss frowned, wishing he said it to her instead.
The scene changed as the screen said Whitechapel. Jack the Ripper is hunting his next prey as RWBY glared at the screen.
Dio appeared! But as Jack stepped back, Dio told him about humanity's weakness and limits. "Dio is recovering quite fast..." Blake muttered nervously. "Meanwhile, JoJo is still bedridden." Ruby adds.
Dio did some sort of hypno shit that made Jack submit. "WOAH! What's that?!" Yang exclaimed, alarmed as hell. "Probably some sort of hypnosis... He is discovering powers he didn't know he have! To think that he could have used that on JoJo earlier..." Weiss stated. "I doubt JoJo will give in to that! He's pure unlike that Jerk the Ripper guy." Ruby winced as she expected some gore. They flinched as Dio used his fingers on Jack...
Cut to a few weeks later, Jonathan was 75% healed, only suffering a broken arm as he walked around with Erina. "They're dating again." Yang said and provoked Weiss. "Ughh! If he didn't caught her when she fainted that arm would have been healed by now!" Weiss grumbled. They immediately went vigilant as they witnessed a figure sneaking around.
"Now who's that guy? Doubt it was a vampire since it's daytime." Blake curiously stated.
The man suddenly left in front of the couple, startling them and the team. "Holy shoot! That's a jumpscare!" Yang yelled. The Willy Wonka suit wearing Italiano leapt. "Who are you??" the Joestar asked. "You did quite well surviving! But courage alone is not enough to defeat the mask!"
"He knows about the mask!" Ruby exclaimed.
*poke*
He thrusted his pinky to JoJo's chest. "He's injured! Why would you do that?!" Weiss snarled. "That's the roughest boop I've ever seen." Ruby whispered. "Damn, I'm strong but I can't knock someone down with my pinky..." Yang adds. "His hand is all the way inside his chest! How??" Blake yelled.
JoJo's arm suddenly went spastic as a spark was shown. "I-It's fixed! I can even lift this heavy rock!" he picked up a small yet heavy piece of rock to showcase his healed arm to which Erina and the team are speechless. As William explained he actually added too many peppers on his sandwich which caused him to sneeze, causing RWBY to chuckle.
"Who are you?"
"Baron Zeppeli, at your service."
Baron led the couple to a riverside. To which he stood behind a rock with a cute wittle fwog on top of it. "Aww, a frog." Ruby adored.
The team listened about the man bumbling about breathing with life energy before bracing to punch the rock. "Wait wait! No! Is he insane?!" Weiss exclaimed. "The frog! He is gonna smash it!" Yang stated.
JoJo and Erina winced but they were shocked as the punch did not squashed the critter, a surge of energy went through it and split the rock in half.
Team RWBY sighed in relief as the frog swam away unharmed.
"Introducing: Hamon! Or the ripple. Or sendo. Whichever one you prefer." Baron proudly said.
"Hamon... Hamon... Wait! So JoJo in the intro did not awaken his aura... He had this... Hamon instead." Weiss concluded. "Yeah, it's more of a semblance than an aura aside from the fact that your body glows." Yang said. Blake found it interesting that proper breathing is needed to operate it.
"JoJo. The mask's master, Dio, is still very much alive."
To which Jonathan got triggered "Dio? Did you just say Dio?! What about Dio?? Dio is alive??"
"Yeah, that's quite the news..." Ruby said.
*Winks*
