"I have sought the mask for decades. It is my mission to vanquish the mask and it's master!" the baron said. "Hey whoa, easy there, mister. If anyone is going to fight Dio, it's JoJo." Yang said.

"It's JoJo's fault Dio discovered the mask in the first place so it's him who need to fix it." Weiss agreed. "Technically, Dio kissed Erina while JoJo just retaliated. It was more of an accident since-"

"Blake, stop getting too technical."

"You must master the art of the ripple, for the fate of the world rests on your shoulders." Zeppeli said to the buff boy. "Stop pressuring him." Ruby whined. Erina asked JoJo what's going on, to which the team concluded that only the Joestar and Speedwagon were the only ones who knew what happened.

'Erina. I can't let her get involved in this... Never again.' JoJo grabbed a branch in thought as William stared in awe, it blossomed and sprouted flowers.

"Woah! It's just like what that Gino Giovanni guy just did from that Gold Wind ad!" Ruby exclaimed as the rest of the team were amazed. Zeppeli thought that this big Brit had alot of untapped potential and reserved strength, and that it'll only get stronger.

"That's the plan! Learn the art, defeat Dio, break the mask and then save the world." Weiss stated in excitement. "Aww yeah! Bizarre adventure, here we come!" Yang cheered.

It cuts to nighttime inside a castle, they heard a woman's scream as Dio drank her blood. "Pigs feed on grass, humans feed on grass, we feed on humans. As the top of the food chain, we are the superior beings." Dio coldly said before crushing her head like a soda can. "OH SHIT! This show did not mess around when it warned us about gore..." Yang muttered as the woman's corpse fell on the ground. "Bon appetit, Jack."

RWBY's faces grimaced in horror but thankfully it cuts before Jack can indulge himself on the carcass.

"I'll start conquering England. Soon the whole world will be under my thumb." Dio said.

"Just watch, Dio. Baron and JoJo are gonna kick your butt!" Ruby said in full belief that the two are wearing plot armor.

One week later.

Jonathan monologued about his training with Baron. They see JoJo through different scenes training, although his nonchalant expression says that he is not having that much trouble. "Awww I was hoping to see him sweaty, lifting weights and shirtless." Yang sighed. "Ehem." Weiss cleared her throat. "Oh come on, Weiss. I can see it in your eyes, you wish to see him shirtless too. Dio's shirtless scene did not disappoint, but it wasn't enough!" Yang said causing the three to blush and remember the scene of the fabulous shirtless vampire.

The 4 deduced that hamon used breathing to wield the sun as their very own weapon, very convinient since Dio is a creature of the night. "Hey Blake! Can I shove my pinky to your underboob to see if you can unlock hamon?"

"No, Yang. That's ridiculous."

After a day of training, Zeppeli told him to take a break and tell him his life story. "Finally, we get to see how he knows." Ruby clapped.

Young William stood in a sail boat with his father's crew. A young man filled to the brim with curiosity for the unknown, he accompanied his father in his endeavors. One day, they found a mysterious mask in an Aztec site. "AYAYAYY-" (not yet)

Blake and Ruby felt interested, since ancient ruins in Remnant were either long forgotten or replaced by new cities.

On the voyage home, one dumb fuck donned the mask and killed everyone but the Young William Zeppeli, who dove to the water to escape his madness.

And that dumb fuck...

"Is my father." Zeppeli said. He saw his face as the rising sun saved his ass. How he managed to swim to the shore is beyond my knowledge though since the ship sailed away and William is in the middle of the ocean.

"That's sad... But I guess life is not all sunshines and rainbows." Weiss said. "It is! Sunshine literally saved William from his vampire dad." Ruby cheekily replied.

"That's... Heartbreaking." Blake muttered. "I guess it corrupts those who wear it too." Yang said. "But Dio is already psycho so it did not have much difference." Ruby remarked.

"Hamon comes from harmony in ones breathing and proper flow of one's blood." Zeppeli said. Zeppeli tossed two pebbles in to the river and explained that it uses the same energy as the mask. Striking a walking carcass with enough hamon will make them go BOOM. "Oh, well that's kind of complex but understandable." Weiss stated.

The italian laughed and said that JoJo is going to be Dio's first target in his conquest to rule the world. "Makes sense, JoJo is the only one who can stand up to his evil. But now JoJo has a new trick up his sleeves!" Weiss pumped her fist. "But Weiss... Jonathan is wearing a black undershirt. He doesn't have any sleeves." Ruby pointed out, causing the heiress' eyes to roll.

Zeppeli hold his arm out, so does Jonathan. But it's clear that Jonathan has the longer reach. "Take a closer look at my fist, JoJo."

"Oka- OUFF!"

"ZOOM PUNCH!"

The Joestar was knocked away as the italiano's arm suddenly stretched and punched him in the face. "How did that happened?? He hyper extended his forearm!" Blake exclaimed as Ruby winced at the bone crackle.

Zeppeli explained how zoom punch works, that the hamon makes it painless for the puncher and painful for the punchee. It'll give JoJo additional reach.

"JoJo, focus your rhythm, hamon is succeptible to emotional disturbance." the teacher sternly told his apprentice. "Yes sir!" he closed his eyes and inhaled...

"MR. JOESTAAAAAAAAR!"

That voice, it's the interfering Speedwagon. RWBY wondered what the fuck is he doing here. But they are enlightened that he brought news of Dio's headquarters in a place called Windknight's Lot. They suddenly rode with a stagecoach on the way as it is very urgent.

"I confirmed that monster is there! We must stop him from spreading his filth!" Speedwagon said. "Yeah! I agree! But is JoJo ready to face him? I think a week of training is not enough." Yang said. "Have faith, Yang. He is the hero." Ruby said.

"The hunt for Dio begins." Blake said.

Suddenly the stagecoach stopped, much to everyone's confusion. JoJo is wearing a sweater vest with a bowtie and a deerstalker hat. "Hahahaha! You're gonna kill Dio alright, kill him with laughter!" Ruby laughed as Blake snickered. "Shut it! I think it looks good on him." Weiss defended. "Hey, as long as I can see the outline of his muscles, I'm not gonna be picky." Yang purred.

Inside a tunnel to the entrance, JoJo lamented how he didn't say his farewell to Erina, and that's more reason for him to return alive. "Don't worry, JoJo. Weiss is watching over you."

RWY gasped. "Blake, not you too!" the heiress pouted.

"Driver! What the bloody hell?!" Speedwagon asked on why they stopped. Team RWBY knew this is an ambush. But it can't be Dio, it's too early for that. They witnessed that the horses and driver is riddled with knives. The horses were decapitated as the body rumbled.

Speedwagon and the girls screamed at the horrific sight.

JACK THE RIPPER EMERGED POSING FABULOUSLY, RWBY winced at the sight of the blood covered zombie. "Dio has already gathered minions!" JoJo exclaimed.

"He's even crueler and crazier than Dio!" Speedwagon adds. "That's quite an achievement." Blake deadpanned.

"Stand aside, gentlemen, this maggot ridden carcass is mine." Zeppeli fearlessly said, holding a glass of wine. "What is he- THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DRINKING, BARON!" Yang exclaimed, underestimating Jack is the last thing they should do.

Jack rambled about consuming Zeppeli as he stabbed himself in the face without pain, either to intimidate the trio or because he is an idiot.

Jack tossed the carriage to the exit of the tunnel to block the sun but Zeppeli predicted it. Knives emerged from Jack's body.

Baron took a sip, knowing this retarded undead is no threat, meanwhile, said retard lunged with the hopes of making Zeppeli a human pincushion. Zeppeli spat hamon powered wine saw blades that effortlessly cut through Jack's knives "Hamon Cutter! Pew pew pew!"

"THAT'S SO COOL!" RWBY exclaimed.

"JoJo, listen to your next lesson. Think of a flea." Zeppeli rambled. Jack opted on stabbing him but Baron stopped the knife with the butt of his broken bottle, Team RWBY knew that the italiano got the situation under control. "A flea only takes on humans because it's stupid. It's not courage, it's just hungry. A zombie is the same, they may wield power but they are nothing more than moving carcasses! Courage is the marvel of humanity! It's owning your fear! We humans have gotten this far due to conquering our fears to try something new!"

Zeppeli leapt and delivered a hamon flying knee that will make Muay Thai champions Buakaw or Saenchai proud. "Sendo Wave Kiiiiick!"

"Nice! Kicking him after educating him! What a cool mentor!" Yang said while Blake and Weiss gave a polite applause. "His definition of courage is amazing." Blake praised. "Gaaaah! Look at that kick! That's full of courage right there!" Ruby squealed.

It melted half of Jack's face and disoriented him. Speedwagon screamed out how the Baron didn't even spill his wine. Jack retreated through a hatch. "Coward! You have no courage at all!" Speedwagon trash talked the zombie.

Zeppeli handed JoJo the wine as a final test. JoJo must destroy that retarded undead without spilling a drop. "What- but Jonathan is just a novice! What he shown is a master's work!" Weiss complained. Zeppeli rambled about north wind and vikings, and said that if JoJo spilled a drop, he'll abandon the two.

"Have you gone insane?! A-"

"You stay out of this!" Zeppeli cuts off Speedwagon before he can rant.

"It's a test. If JoJo can't do it then Dio already won..." Blake muttered.

JoJo entered the dark pathway holding a torch. Mumbling to himself about vikings. The fire wavered as Jack hovered above him holding some sort of... Uhh, I can't describe it but it's a death contraption.

"What the fuck is that?!" Yang cussed. "I don't know but no doubt it's dangerous!" Ruby replied.

It grazed JoJo's arm but he managed not to spill a drop.

"Kick his butt, JoJo, he is a moron!" Ruby cheered. "That doesn't mean he is not strong!" Weiss said before facepalming.

JoJo kept walking forward as Jack returned to the darkness to hide from a corner. JoJo tried to think what would Jack himself do and controlled his breathing. "The marvel of humanity starts with conquering fear!" he said before breathing intensely.

Eh.