Author's Note: This another non request song that I am doing. Though I am surprised no one asked me to do this one. Anyway it is another classic Disney Love song and I am setting in in the original UF universe.

Ps. I just noticed that I always some how mess up Mabel's name. I will try not to do that.

Kiss the Girl.

Out in the bright starry night at Gravity Falls, Dipper and Pacifica took a small boat ride near Lake Gravity Falls. It was a simple plan for their date. Nothing to fancy, nothing to extreme…of course nobody told Mabel that.

Near a bush Mabel poked her head out. Her face covered in military camouflage paint while also giving a determine expression.

She pulled out a walkie talkie and spoke though it, "This is Queen of Romance calling in Mr. Cookie Cat do you read me? Over."

Then Steven poked his head out of the bush that was right next to Mabel. His face also covered in Military camouflage paint.

"This is Mr. Cookie Cat. Over," Steven said to his walkie talkie.

"Do you spy the targets? Over." Mabel said.

"Yes I spy the targets, and don't they look so happy?" Steven smiled. "Um I mean over."

"Yes but so far nothing is happening," said Mabel looking at the couple, "You would think after finally getting a girlfriend my bro would at least put some moves. Over."

Steven put down the walkie talkie, "Mabel you sure we need these?"

Mabel looked at the devices and put it down, "I thought it would be fun. Over"

"Besides now is the time to put my romantic plans into action!" Mabel said with Determination. She snapped her fingers and out from the other bushes are Candy, Grenda and Connie each with a sound speaker.

"Mabel I don't think this is a good idea," said Connie with concern over the plan.

"Sorry, Connie but you were out voted on the plan," said Mabel

"I think it is a great idea!" said Grenda.

"All systems are ready," said Candy.

"Good, Steven did you bring your ukulele?" Mabel said making sure all they sound speakers where facing the lake.

Steven answered by pulling out his instrument from behind and playing with the cords, "Don't I always? So what are you going to do?"

Mabel pulled out a microphone from the bush she was in, "Very simple my good, half gem man. I and by that I mean we are going to create the mood."


Dipper continued to row the boat, thankfully with all the sword lessons and exercise he was able to be strong enough to row anything. Not that he would admit to it epically in front of his girlfriend.

Dipper looked at Pacifica who was looking at the stars. Dipper never noticed how her eyes twinkled like that. He was about to talk when suddenly he heard music all around them.

"Where is that coming from?" Pacifica asked confused.

"I don't know?" Dipper answered "I never heard music here before."

Mabel: There you see her, sitting there across the way.

You don't got a lot to say, but you see something about her.

"Wait Mabel?" Dipper said.

Mabel: And you don't know why but your dying to try you wanna kiss the girl.

Dipper's face was at once covered in a red blush matching with Pacifica's.

As Steven continued playing Mabel motioned Candy and Grenda to sing in the background.

Mabel (Candy and Grenda) Yes you want her (You want her)

Look at her you know you do.

Dipper and Pacifica (Still Blushing) tried to not to look at each other but managed to steal glances at each other.

Possible she wants you to there is one way to ask her.

It don't take a word not a single word go on and kiss the girl.

Mabel noticed them not looking at each other, she passed the mike to her friends.

"Sing it girls," Mabel grinned.

Candy and Grenda: Sha-la-la-la-la-la my oh my look like the boy to shy ain't gonna kiss the girl.

Connie looked at Steven about all this, he shrugged and continued playing, following his lead Connie shrugged to and pulled out her fiddle and played along with the song.

Mabel, Candy and Grenda: Sha-la-la-la-la-la ain't that sad, ain't it a shame, to bad he's gonna miss the girl.

Dipper covered his face as he groaned, "Pacifica I am so sorry about this. When I get my hands on Mabel I am going to.."

Then Pacifica placed a hand on his shoulder, "Hey it's okay I think its kinda cute how she's trying."

Dipper looked at her, "You don't mind?"

"Well I will if she does that on any more of our dates," Pacifica mentioned, "But it's the thought that counts."

Then they both noticed how close they where to each other. They blushed again and tired to move away from one another but then Pacifica's hand moved from Dipper's shoulder to his hand.

They froze at that then they looked back at each other and smiled at one another.

Mabel: Now's your moment.

Grenda: La, la, la.

Mabel: Floating in a blue lagoon.

Grenda: La, la, la.

Mabel: Bro, you better do it soon. No time will be better.

Grenda: La, la, la, la, la, la.

Mabel: Just don't say a word, if you cant say a word. Then just kiss the girl.

Mabel then snapped her fingers and at once, from more bushes, came out Wendy, the cool kids, and Soos each holding handheld rainbow spotlights.

They turned them on and the lake was transformed into a rainbow filled lake with the couple sailing over it.

"Wow," Connie said amazed, "She is good."

"Yeah she is," said Steven as he continued playing.

Mabel: Sha-la-la-la-la-la. Don't be scared, you got the mood prepared, go on and kiss the girl.

Candy and Grenda: Woah, Woah!

Soon Dipper and Pacifica where each holding each other's hands and looking deep into each other's eyes.

Mabel: Sha-la-la-la-la-la. Don't stop now, don't try to hide how you want to kiss the girl.

Candy and Grenda: Woah, Woah!

Mabel: Sha-la-la-la-la-la. Float along and listen to the song, the song says kiss the girl.

Candy and Grenda: Woah, Woah!

Mabel: Sha-la-la-la-la-la. Music play, do what the music say. You gotta kiss the girl.

Soon the couple started getting near to each other. Both hypnotized by the other in a trance of love.

Mabel: You gotta kiss the girl.

Dipper placed his left hand on Pacifica's left shoulder.

Mabel: You have to kiss the girl.

Pacifica placed her hands on Dipper's cheeks gently.

Mabel: Your gonna kiss the girl.

Mabel tightened her grip on the microphone in excitement over the kiss that is coming.

Mabel: GO ON AND! Kiss the Girl.

Dipper and Pacifica lips where almost touching and…

SPLOSH!

Dipper reeled back in surprise. Somehow without a bucket or a cloud in the sky Pacifica was drenched by a whole lot of water from head to toe.

"What just happened?" Dipper asked.

"What just happened?!" Pacifica shrieked.

"What just happened?" Mabel asked surprised.

"What just happened?" said everyone.

Then Mabel, Steven and Connie heard the sounds of laughter coming from behind a tree. They looked around it and saw Lapis on the ground laughing in head off.

"LAPIS!" They shouted. Lapis noticed them at once. She stood up her hands behind her back and her face showing an innocent look but with a sly grin.

"Don't look at me," she said letting out one laugh, "I didn't do anything."

The End.

Author's Note, Ah, Lapis always the mood killer when it comes to Dipper and Pacifica's dates. Am I right?