The rest were shocked by his enormous retard strength. The knights focused on JoJo, much to RWBY's worry.

"My knights, have fun exterminating JoJo and those two bugs."

"JoJo can't take them on! And Baron is injured!" Weiss yelled in worry. "I... I think he can still do it! Have faith, Weiss." Ruby said but she is also unsure how this will all play out. Yang gritted her teeth as the odds seemingly dwarfed JoJo, Blake lets out an audible gulp.

Speedwagon hastily grabbed Baron's arm. "I, Speedwagon, refuse to be useless!" he declared before lifting his shirt up showing his six pack. Yang lets out a whistle "Didn't know Speedy over here is packing heat." but before RWB can groan at her shitty pun, Speedwagon used his body heat to thaw off Zeppeli's frozen arm.

"Woah! He really is packing heat!" Ruby said in glee.

"It's not a dumb idea at all. A human's temperature can cure his frostbite. Since we're warm blooded creatures, it might just be enough." Weiss explained. "That's bullshit. But I believe it." Yang deadpanned.

JoJo tries out a zoom punch but Bruford the dark knight caught his arm with his hair. "Woah!" the team said in unison. "Wait is he using it to suck blood?" Blake wondered but got her answer as JoJo exclaimed about it himself.

Meanwhile Speedwagon is almost done. "I did not come here to slow you and Mr. Joestar down! I may be ordinary, but I'll do anything in my power to help!" he declared.

RWBY admired his willingness to help. Ruby hoped he could have atleast brought that cool hat though, maybe JoJo's thick wrist broke it.

"I have underestimated you, young man. I thought you'd run at the first sight of danger." Zeppeli said with tears of respect.

Meanwhile JoJo is having trouble with hair. He tried using the ripple but it won't work since he is losing too much blood. Tarkus however unsheathed his giant sword.

"That thing... What the- how did they even make a sword that huge??" Yang spat out in denial.

"I bet Yatsuhashi can't lift that thing." Blake muttered.

"WOOOOAAAH! Massive sword! It makes Mr. Joestar's 6 foot 5 frame look like a toddler!" Speedwagon stared in awe and fear.

Suddenly, the narrator took control as it showed the two knight's backstory.

Narrator said that in 1565, two queens had a fewd. Elizabeth I and Mary Stuart.

"So what does that got to do with-"

"Yang! Shush!" Ruby hushed the bumbling blonde.

Tarkus and Bruford lost their families, Mary Stuart welcomed them warmly. They found love for the queen, not romantic, but platonic. And the pair swore loyalty for her til their last breath. But one day, Mary's husband, Lord Danley, bit the dust. The opportunistic Elizabeth saw it as her chance and frame Mary.

"What?? What a bitch!" Yang growled.

"She sounds like a wonderful person, how did anyone buy Elizabeth's accussation?" Weiss asked in bewilderment.

Tarkus and Bruford fought bravely for her, fighting for her freedom, and fighting to clear her name. Elizabeth learned that these two were unbeatable and sort a bargain.

"Surrender, and I'll spare her." she says.

The two did not hesitate to turn themselves in. But as the two got ready to lose their heads in the courtyard, an executioner said this "A parting gift. Mary is already dead. You got deceived."

RWBY gasped at the twist. "I- she... She's a scumbag!" Blake said, disgusted. "I saw that coming!" Weiss angrily snarled.

The two knights were speechless. "See that worthless carcass over there? That's Mary Stuart herself." the executioner said. The two and the team gasped in shock as they saw her decapitated corpse and head in the corner.

"AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!! Elizabeth, you vile cocksucker! You deceived us!" Tarkus roared in anger.

"With my dying breath, I curse you and your descendants! You damnable fiend!" Bruford yelled.

They lost their heads before literally losing their heads, it was said that they resisted until the very last fuse of their fury.

"I thought they were selfish knights who wanted to live forever..." Ruby whispered. "They're loyal men, ruined by betrayal and victims of trickery after all." Weiss solemnly replied.

"Now we swore loyalty to Lord Dio! The rightful ruler of this Earth!" Tarkus said. "Anyone who oppose him shall meet death!" Bruford said.

Speedwagon screeched how Dio turned these once noble knights in to beasts. "Dio, you corrupter!" Ruby said.

"Hamon that burns in my hand. Scarlet Overdrive!" JoJo punched his hair covered arm to which the hair puffed like smoke. Bruford was shocked, yet he was impressed by this Englishman's resolve. "Oh! We're back in to action!" Yang said.

Speedwagon said how he had forgotten JoJo's motivation and the burden of carrying the fate of the world that rests on his shoulders, one of the reasons Weiss admired him so much.

A zombie lunged at JoJo, but Bruford eviscerated it. Claiming that no one shall interfere with their duel.

"Lord Dio, this man has a great deal of spirit, I ask for permission to be the one to duel him. Pretty please."

"As you will, Dark knight Bruford."

"Yes..! Tarkus, stand aside."

Tarkus grunted but agreed to not interfere to this honorable bout between man and undead man.

"This feels so strange. It feels just like yesterday that I was studying about him at school... Now he is standing in front of me, determined to end my life." JoJo said with a faint smile.

RWBY chuckled at JoJo's innocent antics.

Bruford leapt towards him with his hands behind his back. JoJo tried to think like his enemy, will he punch with his left? Will he punch with his right? Will he punch with both?

But instead he unsheathed Luck with his hair. JoJo dodged a lightning fast slice that almost ended the series.

But at the cost of falling in to the lake. Bruford was enjoying it and dived for him.

"S-Shit! JoJo's in trouble! He can't breathe down there how can he beat this guy?" Yang cussed. "Only time will tell." Blake said.

"MR. JOESTAAAAR! Baron! We have to he-" but Tarkus blocked their way, as if to say 'stay there or get fucked.'

"Wow, that huge guy is the ref. How honorable." Weiss deadpanned.

"Eh. He is already dead. My supervision is not yet needed. Tarkus, go deal with those two rodents in suits. I, Dio, will continue on with my plans." Dio said before drifting away in a mist.

"How many powers can one vampire have?!" Weiss exclaimed in frustration. "More than one, apparently." Ruby replied.

"Dio is getting too cocky again... Which means..." Yang said, grinning. "Means what?" her sister asked. "JoJo is gonna come back twice as fierce!" she said with a huge proud smile.

JoJo needed to breathe while Bruford baited him to swim to the surface. Aiming to kill him if he gets too close. "I gotta say, Bruf is very honorable." Yang said as the rest nodded.

JoJo was running out of breath, he can't use hamon and Bruford knows this. Any normal human being would swim up. But JoJo and his descendants were anything but normal... He swam downwards.

"JOJOOO!!!" the team yelled in surprise.

"What is he doing?? Is he an idiot?!" Weiss angrily yelled but with a trace of worry. "I didn't recall him getting hit in the head so he can't be concussed!" Blake adds. "Blake, that's getting too old now, come on." Yang frowned.

"Oooooh! Whatever he is gonna do, it's gonna be awesome!" Ruby squealed.

JoJo kept swimming. Remembering George's tip when Danny won't let go of his toy. It's because he was taking it, but when he lets it go, Danny returned it.

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.

Bruford stared in awe as the Joestar lifted a small rock.

The team were at the edge of their seats as JoJo breathed air from the bubbles.

'MY HAMON IS RECHARGED! Brace yourself! Dark knight Bruford!' he punched the water as a surge of hamon was about to hit Bruford. But...

To be continued

"AWW COME ON!" Yang screamed. "Next! Blake, play next!" Ruby squealed. Weiss was breathing heavily at the suspense, it's great. Blake almost dropped the remote but caught it and played.

Meanwhile in Anon's office...

He kept pacing back and forth. The elevator opened as the aggressive blonde man barged in. "H-Hey." his company timidly called out.

"Why didn't you tell us pounds can't be spent here?!" he angrily asked anon. Anon chuckled "My apologies, but you two were so eager to leave and explore Vale. I mean, I rewatched your part over and over again and I understand that this world seemed to be pretty advance and fascinating for you two but you shouldn't just wander off."

"Hmph! JoJo is the one who got too excited to explore. He is like an immature little brat." Dio huffed and crossed his arms. "Dio fancies cars so much he got accussed of stealing one." JoJo whispered as Ozpin laughed. "It's not my fault automobiles fascinated me! Back in England, we have to ride those rancid smelling horses!"

"Listen, while I may be able to convert your currency to Lien, I'm afraid I can't give you money, you're gonna have to work for it." Ozpin said as the two glanced at eachother. "Very well, do you know anyone who might need a grade A, creme of the crop attorney?" Dio cockily said. Jonathan volunteered to work in the library instead. "I'm not so sure about your request Dio..." Ozpin said.

Great, he loves the show but now he has to take care of these two. After receiving the tapes from a strange man named Valentine, he didn't know he'd unleash these two after watching the show.

Flashback

"I can heal your wounds... You can live with Erina forever JoJo! ... JoJo?!"

Ozpin felt a tear slide down his face as he witnessed the beautifully tragic scene in front of him. Until he heard two voices behind him.

"And to think you're alive after all that."

"Quiet, Dio."

The headmaster turned around slowly, only to see the two muscular gents in the flesh.

Flashback ends

Ozpin wonders if Ironwood had received the cardboard box.

Back to the girls

"TURQUOISE BLUE OVERDRIVE!"

"It sent him flying!" Yang exclaimed as Bruford went out of the water high up. But JoJo reached the surface with a cautious face. "Ahh. That tells me it's not over." Blake lamented. "But it hit him. Look." Yang pointed at the screen but Bruford is still fine.

"I can't believe he outswam it." JoJo muttered to himself.

"WAIT! HE DID?!" the blonde asked in utter disbelief. "But he is gonna win, right?" Ruby asked. "Only one way to find out." Weiss replied.

"... How?"

"By watching it, you dolt!"

Sorry, I can't resist adding my twist. But no worries, it'll still focus on RWBY reacting, this is what this fic is all about.