"Whaaat? Huffing and puffing are we? No matter how you struggle, you're just a human. Limited and grounded. Your training is MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAA!!! A monkey can't stand up against a human. And compared to me... YOU'RE JUST A MONKEY!"

Dio leapt as the team scooted at the edge of their seats. The final attack to end everything.

"That's where you're wrong, Dio! With enough courage, humans can do anything! Let me show you!" JoJo puts his hands behind his back.

"You won't be! You're gonna be my zombie in a few seconds!" Dio replied.

"HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO!" Yang cheered as her teammates remained silent but filled to the brim with excitement. JoJo spun around as his hand grazed the brazier. "Spin it to win it!" Ruby screamed. Speedwagon once again stated the obvious that JoJo's fist are on fire.

"The flame is not spreading! It's merging with the hamon!" Weiss exclaimed. "It migh be enough to get through Dio's vaporizing freeze!" Blake added.

"WHICH ONE OF US WILL FALL IN THE END?! LET'S FIND OUT NOW, DIO!" JoJo yelled as he charged towards the vampire. Putting his fists together for a double hand strike, resembling the final punch in the opening but with both hands.

"USHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"UREEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!"

Dio blocked the attack with his ice, not wanting to underestimate this hamon wielding muscleman.

"BREAK THROUGH! COME ON!" Weiss stood up and yelled. "YOU CAN DO IT, JOJO!" Ruby cheered. "PUSH THROUGH!" Yang hollered. "GUYS, IT'S WORKING!" Blake said as she took notice that his fists are breaking through Dio's guard.

Lights flooded the screen, JoJo finally broke through and lets the ripple spread through Dio's chest, blowing his insides through his back.

Behold, the first donut in the series.

"BGAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" Dio yelled in pain as he gargled his own blood. "WOO! Finally, fucking die already." Yang sighed in relief. "Yeaaaahhhh!!!" Ruby raised her fist. "Hmph! That's for ruining JoJo's life." Weiss crossed her arms with a smile. Blake however, felt like something was wrong. "Finish him off, JoJo... Double tap." she whispered.

Dio fell off the fucking cliff. "GEWDBAI, DIO!" Yang mocked.

Dio had never felt this kind of pain before. It's like he was bathing in magma. He choked out about how he was disintegrating.

"You had to die, Dio."

Dio lets out one last desperate attack. A fucking laser.

"Woah what the heck?!" Ruby exclaimed in shock. "What was THAT?" the heiress yelled. BY remained silent however.

It shot through Jonathan's palms, killed 3 fucking zombies and cut some clouds.

"I-If he had that, why didn't he just used it to take down JoJo?" Ruby asked. "Either he doesn't know he can do that, or he really wants to turn JoJo in to a zombie." the faunus deducted, terrified at the accuracy of the laser. "How many abilities does one vampire have?" Weiss muttered. "More than one... Apparently." Yang replied in utter shock.

JoJo lamented how the lasers were vampiric essence and how he almost died.

"A demon's desperate attempt to cling on life." Straizo said.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" they heard Dio falling down the tall cliff screaming in pain. JoJo muttered his name as a tear fell from his eye.

"Awww, what a sweetheart." Yang cooed. "He is just too pure." Weiss blushed.

JoJo fainted, Speedwagon said that he fought all night, he deserved his rest. Pocco wondered how JoJo can cry after decimating a scumbag like that.

"It's because he forgives everyone." Ruby smiled warmly. "He is everything what a man should be." Blake muttered with a blush.

"Caring, nice, strong, handsome and huge~" Yang enumerated. "Stop it, Yang!" Weiss snarled.

"He spent his youth with Dio, but me? I'm so happy that wanker is gone off the face of the Earth!" Speedwagon grinned. He slowly picked JoJo up and lifted the late Baron's hat and screamed "BARON! YOU BETTER BE WATCHING! MR. JOESTAR VANQUISHED THE MASK'S EVIL MASTER! It may sound like an exaggeration... BUT THE WORLD IS SAVED!"

"It's not an exaggeration, Dio would have brought the apocalypse with his zombies if he won." Blake said. "Jonathan..." Weiss smiled warmly as the camera showed JoJo's peaceful sleep.

To be continued.

"Woo! Now for the epilogue!" Yang cheered and nudged Blake to play the next episode. "That pizza is taking too long!" Weiss huffed. "You ordered one?" Ruby asked. "Of course."

The next episode immediately showed Dio plummeting to his death making funny gargling noises. "GARBLARGATHAGRH!" RWBY felt uneasy, why would they show this scene? But then... Dio's arm sliced his own head off before the hamon can reach his face.

"He... He is not going to die!" Ruby yelled in distress. "Fuck!" Yang cussed. Weiss groaned as Blake shook her head, she saw this coming.

Miles away, the asian zombie saw a light from the mansion and rushed in. "GODDAMNIT, WANKER CHAN!" Yang growled, knowing Wang Chan will save his master once again.

Wang puts his master's head carefully to a burlap sack and muttered that they'll find him a body.

"Oh boy, here we go again." Weiss rolled her eyes.

"JoJo already thrashed him alot of times now, so don't worry, Weissy." Yang reassuringly patted her back. "But I don't think Dio will be kind enough not to use the laser eyes this time around." Blake said with worry. Ruby felt tensed once more, she have a bad feeling about this.

The narrator narrated how alot of people mysteriously disappeared in the Lot. The team assumed the hamon users did not told the authorities about the epic crusade they took part on to destroy the evil Dio Brando.

Speedwagon fabulously smashed the mask with a sledgehammer.

"Phew. It's ove... Well not really, Dio's still alive but atleast the mask is destroyed." Weiss sighed.

Episode 9: The Last Hamon.

"With that title, I assume JoJo will easily crush Dio this time. This is probably the last episode of Phantom Blood." Yang lamented. "I just wanna see JoJo earn his happy ending." Blake said, having enough of seeing a kind hearted person suffer.

Narrator: Joestar heir, Jonathan Joestar married the only daughter of the Pendletons, Erina.

Weiss looked down at the ground sadly, but suddenly RBY leapt and hugged her. "Don't be too jealous, Weiss. He is just a fictional character." Yang smiled. "Yeah..." Blake shuddered, remembering her encounter earlier this morning.

"I'm... I'm happy for him." Weiss smiled sadly.

"Ahhh! They plan on spending their honeymoon in America huh?" Speedwagon tooks a sip out of his coffee as he read a newspaper. The team assumed it's another place since it's a different world.

Speedwagon squeaked as he saw his pocket watch. "OHHH! LOOK AT THE TIME! I'M GONNA BE LATE, AAAAAGGGHH!!!" he ran out of the tavern as one guy screamed "Dine and dasher!"

RWBY snickered at Speedwagon's silly antics. "You know, Speedwagon and Dio were really similar. They are both from the slums and met JoJo. But Dio got consumed by evil while Speedwagon changed his heart." Blake lamented. "Well, with Dio isolating Jonathan from everyone in his youth, he deserves a friend like Speedwagon." Ruby smiled. "Aww, I wish George adopted Speedy instead." Yang groaned.

Speedwagon was greeted by Pocco, who said he almost missed them. Speedwagon screamed in worry and went to find him. RWBY saw a group of priests saying their farewells, they didn't pay much mind to it.

Meanwhile Speedwagon is screaming his ass off. "MR. JOESTAAAAAAAAAAR! WHERE ARE YOUUU- UWAAAAAAAAACK!" he then got fucking tramped by men carrying a coffin "Move, idiot! This thing weighs a ton!" the bald guy boasted.

"Hey come on, what a rude bastard." Yang angrily called out. "No need for that." Weiss muttered.

"What is inside this thing?!"

"How would I know?! All that midget Asian told me is that we get the job done before we get paid!"

It sent chills on RWBY's spine. "Asian..?" Ruby asked, fear in her voice. "Wanker Chan..!" Yang growled. Blake and Weiss glanced at eachother, this can't be good.

"wryyy." a lifter heard a tiny hiss and stopped in his tracks. "Hey keep going, you dumb cunt!"

"DIOOO!!!" RWBY screamed.

"He is planning on attacking JoJo at his most vulnerable moment!" Blake said. "A fight during his own honeymoon?? That can't be good!" Weiss said, expecting alot of casualties.

"Ugh, bunch of asswipes!" Speedwagon got up as Pocco pointed at the two couples happily waving at them. RWBY forgot about Dio for a moment as they saw how happy they all are. Speedwagon smiled and monologued 'What a joyous occassion! Godbless you two. I'll always be here to assist, wherever you are, just say the word and I'll come running to help! Though I may just get in the way.'

RWBY smiled warmly at Speedwagon's declaration. Jonathan made himself a loyal friend. The horn finally rung.

Pocco ran towards the edge of the dock to give his final farewell. He'll never forget about the three brave men who protected his town and to some extent, the whole world.

Atlantic Ocean, enroute to America.

RWBY went vigilant to spot something suspicious. Eyeing everything down as Erina watched a lone bird. Another bird landed near it on the railing and nuzzled on to it, making the team go "Awww!"

Erina ran to JoJo's arms crying. The Joestar asked her what's her problem. Erina Joestar explained how happy she is, that she remembered how the brave yet weak Jonathan came to her aid and strove to be a gentleman. And now, they are finally together against all odds. She wished this day would never end.

"Everything is so happy! But I just really can't shake this ominous feeling until I see Dio down for good." Blake exclaimed as the team were suddenly snapped back to reality that it's not over yet.

JoJo told her that it's dinner time, ignoring his wife's warning to duck and hit his head on the door.

JoJo fell to his knees holding his head as the team chuckled. This man barely reacted when he was on fire with a psychotic vampire pulverizing his shoulder bones, yet this managed to hurt him.

The scene changed to father Styx, the one earlier in the dock. His crucifix falling to Dio's casket.

Father Styx lamented how he could have just sell it but he was making money with it. RWBY grimaced and recognized this man is a scumbag.

Back in the dining hall, elegant music played as the couple waited for their food. JoJo offered Erina a sip from a glass of wine, to which Erina said she never had alcohol before.

RWBY chuckled at the thought of a drunk JoJo.

As she took a sip, Jonathan stood up from his seat.

"WANKER CHAN!"