Author's Note: Hey everyone! Here is a request from Bli-I mena Blazer333. He or she requested a song for one of the oneshots for his or her fic, however instead I think since all of chapters on that fanfic center around a certain shape and his plans for two certain people…I think this is an interesting idea.

Also this is set in the main UF continuity for those who may ask.

Ps the song comes from one of my childhood movies, The Swan Princess.

No More Mr. Nice Guy.

In a realm of unimaginable madness resides a being. If you are to ask for the definitions of either crazy, wicked, manipulative, or all around insanity you would see is picture on the back of the book you are reading, for this is the realm of Bill Cipher.

"HAAHAA, oh just look at them," Bill chuckled as he observed the ones who think they could ever stand a chance against him and his future plans.

"Oh, Sixer no matter what you or those Crystal Chumps plan it is not gonna stop my fun!" And with that saying Bill let out another mad laugh. After he stopped laughing Bill looked around his little mad world. So far he was the only one here.

"You know they say talking to your self is the first sign of madness," Bill said outloud then another Bill budded out of his left side.

"Oh please what would you know!" Then from his right side another Bill came out.

"I would like to make a second opinion here! Shouted the third Bill.

"Well I say I'm the first sign of madness!" shouted the second Bill.

"NO I am!"

"NO ME!"

"WELL I SAY ME!"

"ARE WE GORGEOUS OR WHAT!"

"YOU BET YOUR FLAT SIDES WE ARE!"

"HEY!" shouted the original Bill as he glowed red with rage as he towered over the two copies. Then he shrunk back down and adjusted his bow tie.

"Look if you mind I need to think of something very very bad for Pine tree and Rose Bud's little fusion and boy do I have a list. Bill snapped his fingers and a list appeared. Bill then pulled out a monocle and looked over it.

"Let see scaring Tag Team and Sixer gave me a few ideas but I want to pick the perfect one. You know to scar them for the rest of their pathetic non-important lives."

Then the two copies stood by Bill's side. "Look buddy I think we have an idea," said the second Bill. "Yeah so listen up," The third one finished. Then they started whispering to Bill, as they talked the monocle fell as Bill's eye widen then he started to chuckle.

"Oh, not that is scandalous!" Bill laughed madly as the two copies merged back into him. Bill then slammed his palms onto the list, combusting it.

"Oh that is going to do far worse then scar them. HAHAHA! And the best part of that idea, it just screams me!

Bill flouted back to the orb now showing Steven and Dipper both training. "Oh if you two thought what I put you two through in the past was tough…well that was me being good well not this time!"

Bill then snapped his fingers and everything went black and a spot light shined on him and a microphone stand came up as Bill grabbed it.

Bill: Boy it's such a hoot to seem them quaking. When I'm through they'll crumble left and right.

I can't wait to watch their poor hearts breaking, so much for politically correct.

Then Bill snapped his fingers and the whole room lit up and was suddenly turned into a generic Broadway stage with his name in neon lights shinning above him.

Bill: Up tiil now I've pulled my punches, I intend to eat their lunches. No more Mr. Nice Guy, not for me.

Bill started swinging his cane in a showy fashion as summoned a row of severed dancing girls legs and they started a kick line as flouting musical instruments made from human flesh started playing.

Bill: If you think that I'm hard-hearted. Well, let me by, I haven't even started.

Then three neon skeletons dressed in ragtime girl outfits appeared as backup singers.

Bill and the Skull Girls: No more Mr. Nice Guy, no sire.

Bill stopped dancing and with a snap of his fingers, the image of Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl appear.

Bill: Soon as my plan here cause tensions. I'll take control their dimension.

Bill lifted his cane and it turned into a bazooka and he fired at the fake Crystal Gems instantly turning them to dust.

Then Bill snapped his fingers again and the image of Steven and Dipper appeared in front of him.

Bill: As for these the two, well that's tragic.

Bill snapped his fingers once more and then Steven found himself in a box being sawed in half and Dipper in chains hanging upside down in a glass container filled with water.

Bill and the Skull girls: Cause I'm going back to that old black magic.

Then Bill again snapped his fingers and Ford and Stan appeared. Ford working on a unseen device and Stan arguing at nobody.

Bill: There dumb existence is all so duller. Time to show my one true color.

Then Bill eye zapped them causing Ford to give a silly stupid expression as he started hitting himself with that device and Stan jumping up and down like a monkey.

Bill and the Skull Girls: Baby, Mr. Nice Guy's history.

"Yeah! I'm a great singer!" Bill cheered at himself then another image appeared this time it was Rose Quartz and seeing her cause Bill to turn red with rage as he started to tower over her.

Bill: Vengeance is what I believe in. I don't get mad I get EVEN!

And with that Bill lifted his fist and slammed it down hard on Rose Quartz completely crushing her. Then Bill shrink down and new images of Steven and Dipper appeared.

Bill: Pine tree and Rose Bud here have been a problem.

Then Bill grabbed both boys and smashed them together causing a puff of smoke to appear.

Bill and the Skull Girls: But now comes a plan that is fit and flawless!

The Puff of smoke dies and the fusion of Steven and Dipper appears, Stepper.

Bill: Up to no good, I love plotting. Cause I'm so good when I'm rotten.

Then Stepper started to shrink and appear in Bill's hand like a toy soldier. Then Bill crushed him in a fist.

Bill and the Skull girls: No more Mr. Nice Guy, wait and see.

Then Bill lifted that arm up and tossed the crushed fusion like a ball and watched it bounce around to room till it explodes in mid air.

The Skull girls: Wait and see!

Then Bill started posing as multiple images of people appeared as they blow up one by one.

Bill: I've become that nasty, naughty, very spiteful. Wicked, wayward, way delightful. Bad guy I was born to be!

Soon the whole room glowed red from the explosion as rain of blood started falling down. Then Bill's cane turned into an umbrella.

"ONE MORE TIME!" Bill shouted as he started dancing in the bloody rain as the music continues to play and the skeleton singers sing.

Bill and the Skull Girls: Lying, loathsome, never tender. Indiscreet repeat offender.

Bill: No more Mr. Nice Guy that's not me!

"YEAH!"

Soon everything went back to normal-oh wait never mind. Nothing is normal here.

"Well that was fun," Bill said as he cracked his fingers, then a computer appears, "Well time to check my Tumbler page."

As he typed the words blazer333 appeared on his tumbler page. Bill turned to no one in particular.

"I just love breaking fourth wall don't you?"

Um…weird….The End I guess.

Author's Note: Well that was weird…well I hope the next one wont be a strange as that….but you may never know.