"Maybe I should just leave. I'm sorry." but his new friend grabbed his hand, urging him to stay.

"Yeah! Kick his ass, JoJo!" Yang screamed.

JoJo stood up and posed... Menacingly. Erina called his name. "Granny, you're not going to stop me are you?"

"No. People are allowed to have their own opinions, but that scoundrel insulted our friend in public. Deal with him but mind the other customers."

"Heh! I was hoping you'd say that! It's time to school this fool."

RWBY was amazed at Erina's feistiness. She was a woman ahead of her time.

The thug stood up "Looking for a beating, boy?" he reached in his coat pocket to get his brass knuckles.

"If you're looking for your knuckle dusters, they're not there. Check your back pocket, you twat." JoJo said. "Huh??" RWBY did not know what's this for.

And the Joestar was right, much to the thug's shock.

"Your microscopic brain will now tell you to say 'How did you know, asshole?'" JoJo boasted.

"How did you know, asshole? HUH?"

RWBY gasped as well, they slowly realized that this scene differentiates grandfather and grandson. JoJo 1, while not a brute, mostly demolished his foes, JoJo 2 on the other hand was a terrifyingly observant combatant.

JoJo said that the abrasion on the thug's knuckles was a dead giveaway, and that the blood on his shirt was not his, he successfully predicted that he takes off his coat whenever he fights. Resulting in him putting his brass in his back pocket. "That's good insight right there." Blake said.

The thug puts it on, too stupid to be amazed. "Now your vagina lips will say 'That won't help you!'" JoJo predicted.

The thug said the exact line and punched him. He cheered and hollered as he pummeled the Joestar.

But then.

"What the fuck are you doing?! How could you miss me, I'm a few inches taller than you, dumbass." JoJo berated him as the thug realized he punched a coat hanger with sharp wooden edges, impaling his hand. "AAAAAGGGHH!!!"

"I can predict anything your mind thinks, if it even exist." JoJo boasted as everyone clapped.

Team RWBY was speechless at this display of intellect.

Another man stood up as JoJo faced him. He said to excuse his underling that got absolutely humiliated and asked if she was Erina Joestar.

"Yeah and what do you want?" Yang asked.

The mafioso said that he does business with Speedwagon and he heard a valuable intel. That Robert EO Speedwagon withdrew coolly from Earth. Everyone gasped, the team did not expect him to die at all. JoJo asked if it's true while the man said he was killed by a Tibetan monk. Joseph knew it was Straizo, a family friend.

Erina trembled at the news. Smokey said to not trust mafiosos but JoJo said that this intel was important and had truth in it as they want money.

"So he operates like Torchwick and his gang." Blake muttered. "Except that he actually dresses well, unlike that ginger moron." Yang joked as her team laughed. JoJo suddenly punched the mafioso in the gut and shoved him to a table that crashed down.

"It may be true but how inconsiderate can you be?! Look at what you've done to my grandma, you upset her, stupid shit!" JoJo angrily spat as he returned to Erina to comfort her.

RWBY felt bad, Dio's actions still haunt the family to this day. Erina said so.

"Don't be scared, grandma. I'll protect you."

"No, Joseph! I'm scared for you!" Erina exclaimed as her grandson hugged her.

"I'll be alright. If it's my fate, I accept it." he said, dead serious.

Meanwhile the team had Baron Zeppeli flashbacks due to that line. Smokey did not understand anything but he was sure of one thing, the Joestars had a horrible past. "Couldn't have said it better myself." Blake said. "I hope Joseph won't die too." Yang whispered. "Why? You like him?" Weiss teasingly smirked. "Yeah. What of it?" she coyly answered back. The heiress frowned, teasing the blonde about Joseph won't be fun.

The next night arrived as JoJo and Smokey went on to eat at a diner to relax. JoJo was reading a magazine while Smokey simply enjoyed the ambience. "Kinda chilly today, huh?" the kid asked.

"Yeah. Hey look at this? Do you think this is bullshit?" JoJo asked as he showed him the magazine. Smokey leaned in closer to inspect.

"What are they reading about?" Ruby asked as WBY shrugged.

"Go from AA cup to C cup? It's snake oil. Just a scam." the kid said. "Huh. Well." JoJo replied as he leaned back to his chair.

Yang smiled proudly at her bust "Do you guys think my girls can turn Joseph's head?" she asked cockily as RB rolled their eyes. Weiss however, was wishing it's not a scam and was considering on investing on snake oil and try.

JoJo saw a man leaning outside, a man RWBY recognized very well. Smokey rambled about the prices but he was surprised as his friend suddenly stood up. JoJo went outside but Smokey didn't pay much mind in to it, probably something urgent.

"Straizo..." Ruby whispered. "It's gonna be a fight, huh?" Blake asked. "Yeah. Avenge Speedwagon!" Weiss cheered.

JoJo circled around the man, saying how he looks familiar, and how his breath didn't steam even though it's chilly as fuck, and how he saw a glimpse of fangs inside his mouth. RWB was silent, knowing he was toying with Straizo. "Oh my God, are you stupid, JoJo?! He is a vampi-" Yang was interrupted as JoJo angrily growled "You're not fooling anyone, you vampire fuck!"

"Oh." the blonde said, dumbfounded.

The vampire claimed he'll kill him and got in to a stance.

"Oh you think so?" JoJo asked

"Precise... ly..." Straizo drifted off as his opponent whipped out a fucking thompson submachine gun out of his ass. Straizo and RWBY's eyes widened.

ratatatatatatatatata*

He fired and yelled "NGRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!" as Straizo plunged back at the breaking glass, everyone panicked as Smokey lamented how JoJo kept getting more and more insane.

"IS HE FUCKING INSANE?!" Yang screamed. "Looks like no one is getting shot, thank goodness." Weiss said. "That was reckless. He seems like he didn't care about bystanders!" Blake snarled. "But he just gunned down a vampire!"

As the firing stopped, JoJo rested his foot to the window. "Straizo. I've been expecting you. That was for Speedwagon." the camera panned up as they were shown Joseph crying but his expression says he is ready to fight the vampire to death. "This means war!"

To be continued.

"AWESOME!" Yang screamed. "Wait, don't bullets work on vampires? Dio seemed to walk through them during the fight in the Joestar mansion." Blake recalled. "Those are pistols though, this could be different." Ruby said. "Joseph just gunned down a vampire in the first episode. A madlad." Weiss adds.

They all slowly turned to face the remote. *click*

Meanwhile

"JoJo! Ozpin! You won't believe how tiring my job is-" Dio stopped in his tracks as he entered Ozpin's office. He saw two Jonathans, one has a brown hair though. "What is the meaning of this?!" he yelled out as his worst nightmare was realized. "Mr. Brando please keep your voice down." Ozpin sighed.

"Eh? Who's this bloke?" Joseph asked. "Ah, that's Dio Brando. My adoptive brother. Your adoptive granduncle I suppose?" Jonathan whispered unsurely. Joseph inspected Dio's features, much to his annoyance. "Keep your eyes to yourself, fool!" the blonde snarled. But to everyone's surprise, Joseph punched him in the face. "YOU'RE THAT FUCKWIT WHO KILLED MY GRAMPS AND STOLE MY GRANDMA'S FIRST KISS!" but Joseph gasped as he realized his knuckles were frozen. "WRYYYY! Looking for a scuffle?! Wait a minute, did you just say..?" Dio stopped hissing as he was confused. Ozpin sighed. He had alot of explaining to do.

Back with the girls

"Straizo! What's it gonna be? Pulverizing your brain, sunlight or hamon?" JoJo threatened as he stepped inside. "One thing is for sure, Joseph's approach will be alot different from Jonathan's." Weiss said. They all tried to think along on how will this ruffian deal against the Tibetan vampire asshole. The bystanders panicked and exited the diner, which is relieving since none of them got hurt. Smokey asked his friend what the fuck had he just done?

"Oh my expresso is here." JoJo nonchalantly said as he picked up a mug, but the handle broke off so it fell on his foot. "Yeah... Don't worry Smokey, I haven't ordered anything yet. The repair bill on the other hand..."

"That's not it! You shot a man!

RWBY scoffed. "Idiot." Yang huffed, yet she found herself attracted.

"Oh man, I hope what I shot was just a man." JoJo said as he saw the bullets had dents on the floor. "Oh no. The bullets... I knew it." Blake facepalmed, as much as how awesome it was to go full auto on a fucking vampire, they were painfully reminded by that fateful night when George died and Dio rejected his humanity. "Smokey! Get the fuck out! If what I shot is just a man then a time in jail is the worst that could happen to me!" he ushered the kid to which made the boy even more confused.

Two women were screaming at the terror as JoJo approached them. "Shut up! I can't hear a thing! Get out now or I'll french kiss you!" he threatened.

"Oh Joseph, I dare you to use that on me, cause you know what my answer would be. I'd kiss the shit out of you." Yang purred as Weiss and Blake blushed. "What's a french kiss?" Ruby asked innocently.

Don't tell Ruby what a french kiss is.