"Impossible!"

Straizo fell to the ground. Ass kicked by a city boy. JoJo said how he knew he'll aim for his forehead and deflected it. Straizo jumped up and readied to attack Joseph. But Joseph breathed calmly and charged his fist with hamon unleashing his strongest attack thus far.

"Apologize to grunkle Speedwagon in hell!"

punch*

He punched him square in the face. "It got him! It pierced through his eye!" Ruby exclaimed as what she just said indeed happened. "Wait did Joseph just implied Speedwagon went to hell?" Weiss pointed out. "I wonder how he would fare against Dio..." Blake pondered. "Joseph will absolutely destroy him! Well, if he had his weapons of course. I doubt there are grenades or machine guns during Jonathan and Dio's time era so who knows?" Yang shrugged.

Straizo almost fell off the bridge, he used the last of his strength to hold on, but it's not enough. RWBY gasped as JoJo suddenly grabbed the vampire's hand. "What? Why did he saved him?" Ruby asked. "Maybe he learned from Jonathan's mistake and will make sure Straizo won't return as a head." Weiss guessed, she figured Speedwagon and Erina told Joseph everything about Phantom Blood. "That's actually a smart move. Considering he is not a softie like Jona." Yang said.

But her guess was wrong.

"Why saved me from falling? I still have enough power to blow your arm off." Straizo threatened.

"Shut the fuck up and do it then! I'll just punch you with the other! I want answers, Straizo! Why did you throw Grunkle's body to the river instead of just leaving it there?" JoJo asked.

It's indeed weird, why waste the time to toss Speedwagon's carcass. RWBY knew an interrogation was neccessary.

"Joseph. Jonathan's blood flows strongly inside you."

"Well duh, I'm a JoJo."

"Outside, you two are complete opposites, but inside, you both have this unwavering curiosity. But now I warn you that this is a fate you can't escape!"

RWBY gasped. "What does he mean by that?" Blake asked. "I've got a bad feeling about this." Weiss mumbled. "Woo! I'm getting goosebumps!" Yang cheered and shivered.

"Soon, you will learn about the Pillar Man, soon you will meet the Pillar Man!"

"Enough of your weird rambling and just get straight to the point!"

"... I threw the bodies to the river because the pillar was sucking up the blood, like a plant drawing nutrients."

Straizo said that he will soon wake up from his millenia long slumber. He took a deep breath and commited hamon suicide. "Ughh, it must have burn!" Ruby winced. "What the fuck are you doing?!"

"I regret nothing. I wanna die looking beautiful instead of withering away. Being young again was a supreme joy for me! Farewell, Joseph!"

"But you're ugly! Hey wait!"

JoJo screamed that he had more questions but it was too late, the lights that courses through Straizo's body glew brighter as he finally exploded. But this time, he won't come back.

"So he was just like Tarkus. He wants to live forever. Sorta." Yang reminisced. "What is with that Pillar Man. And why do I get this feeling that he's more dangerous than Dio?" Blake mumbled. "Wonder who would win? Straizo or Dio?" Ruby asked. "My money is on Dio. All Straizo does is spam that eye laser, but then again, Straizo can use a suicide attack with hamon. But then again, Dio has his vaporizing freeze." Weiss said.

One thing is for sure, the team are certain they would lose against those beasts.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!" JoJo screamed in rage and pounded his chest like a demented gorilla. To say that he is pissed is an understatement.

The scene changes...

"DER MENSCH! IST BOSE!" (Propaganda plays)

The screen showed troops wearing grey uniforms with swastikas as the narrator told them how World War II began to engulf the planet.

RWBY figured that this might be Earth's version of the Great War of Remnant where the four kingdoms fought tooth and nail for supremacy.

The narrator said how Nazi Germany used astrology, alchemy, sorcery, everything they can to have the edge over other countries. Weiss felt a little weird at how similar the kingdom of Atlas was to this Germany place.

It cuts to a desert from a place called Mexico as a certain Nazi officer had a woman shaving his face. The woman accidentally cut his face but it didn't even seem to hurt him. The woman apologized but Major Rudol von Stroheim ordered her to lick. "What's with this chump?" Yang asked as the rest of the team felt uncomfortable. Stroheim suddenly placed the razor underneath her tongue without cutting her.

"OHH! Be careful! You don't want your tongue cut now, HUHHH?!" (I love writing dialogues for screaming characters)

RWBY glared at the screen. "He is that flat top guy from the second opening..." Weiss snarled. "BRRRAHAHAHA!"

"Excuse me Major von Stroheim, but the man from the river is finally awake, you can now interrogate him." a soldier saluted as Stroheim stood up from his chair and left the woman unharmed.

RWBY gasped as the man was revealed to be Speedwagon. "He's alive!" yet the old man was covered in bandages and is in a straight jacket.

Back in New York.

It's now daytime as RWBY blushed at the sight of Joseph in a tanktop. Asking the journalist girl some questions as Smokey stood beside him.

"Hey, you alright? Let me escort you home." JoJo smiled flirtatiously. She replied by punching JoJo in the face.

"HEY!" Yang stood up angrily as Blake and Ruby laughed. "Woah, easy, Yang." Weiss tried to calm her down. "It serves him right, she lost a tooth because of his stupid bluff." Blake said between laughs.

"How dare you call me a hag earlier?! That punch was payback, asshole!" she whined.

"D-Did I..?" JoJo scratched the back of his head.

"Yeah you told Straizo something about not fighting for a hag." Smokey said.

"Wh- Really?! But you're gorgeous! How odd..."

The woman kicked him in the shin.

"BGAAAAAH! You ogress..!" JoJo howled in pain.

For some reason, the woman started screaming. JoJo pondered and posed about how he needed to find out about the Pillar Man.

"Mexicoooo!" Ruby cheered. "Ruby, Mexico does not exist."

"Oh. Right."

Stroheim sprayed bug spray everywhere as the scene changed to the German stronghold. He pressed a button that opened a window panel, showing the pillar! Excavated from the temple as RWBY gasped. The Germans must have followed the river Speedwagon and his crew floated from.

"Oh God! Why did you let me live? Please you should have just let me die!" Speedwagon whimpered.

"You're mistaken! Supidowagon. I am the one who revived you." Stroheim said as he snapped his fingers, a cart was pushed through revealing a syringe. "And the Wehrmacht made you talk!"

"A truth serum?!" WBY said in unison. "A wha..?" Ruby asked.

Stroheim said that torture will be ineffective against a man like Speedwagon. He said how he managed to find oil fields in the desert, screaming and changing the world.

"Just like how the Schnee discovered Dust..." Weiss mumbled.

"SEE?! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEEEEEST! IT CAN DO ANYTHING! AAAGGHH!!!"

Speedwagon asked what more do they want from him. "Everything! About the past! About Straizo. About Jonathan. Tell us so we can awaken the man in the pillar!"

"It started because of a sibling rivalry. That's how I'd sum up Phantom Blood." Yang shrugged.

Speedwagon said how Stroheim is a fool, that the Pillar Man's arrival will end the world. Stroheim did not listen and went on to the other chamber. "Prepare the blood feeding experiment."

"B-Blood feeding experiment?!" RWBY stuttered. Stroheim is really serious at disturbing the being's slumber.

"He imprisoned townsfolk!" Ruby gasped as she saw the cage full of Mexican. They begged to be spared and release. "ALRIGHT! I have a proposal." Stroheim caught their attention to which they went silent.

"We need blood. Choose one of you and the rest will be spared."

The team and the prisoners gasped. Kill 1 to save all. A brave kid volunteered. "No, kid! Don't!" Blake said. "They can't be okay with killing a child, right??" Ruby asked in horror.

"You'd let go of my people if I die, right?!" the boy asked, impressing Stroheim. "Big guts for a small child. I admire that. We only allow the fit to live. EXECUTE EVRYONE BUT THE BOY."

"WHAT?!" Team RWBY screamed. Meanwhile in the outskirts of town, Joseph Joestar rode a motorcycle like a badass. "He's gonna save Speedwagon!" RWB cheered as Yang blushed. "I want to race him." she muttered, thinking she can impress him with Bumblebee.

Due to the loud engine, JoJo had no idea that a cunt holding a knife is following him. The screen showed Stroheim excitedly commencing the experiment.

To be continued.

"One more! One more! Please!" Yang begged. "Yang, we can only watch 2 episodes every night." Ruby sternly said. "But the dance is coming next month! Team CFVY left the assignment to us. We're in charge of fixing the ball!" Yang whined. "Oh please. At this rate, we'd get on to SDC at the end of the month." Blake rolled her eyes, secretly interested to see what Jotaro has to offer. "SDC? Schnee Dust Company?" Weiss asked. "No Weiss, I meant StarDust Crusaders." the faunus said.

The next day

"OH NO! Are you serious?!" Joseph asked his 20 year old grandfather. "Yes, I'm sorry Joseph but it's the only job available as of now." Jonathan said as he handed him the mop. "But-But!" the brunette whined. "Well, I'm off!" Jonathan waved as he walked towards the library.

"Damn!" Joseph cussed as he picked up the mop and started using it. But then he remembered something! The first time Caesar fought him is with that hamon hypnotized woman. He saw a guard, he heard that some schmuck called Ironwood was in town and that he is a general, he figured this guy is one of his troops.

"Now how would I do it?" he asked himself. He surely can't kiss him like what Caesar did to the woman, that would be embarrassing. He figured he'd just shake his hand and focus all of his hamon.

Meanwhile, Ruby was in utter shock to see Joseph at the amphitheater. She got lost trying to find Yang and stumbled upon this sight. She hid behind a table and stalked him.

"Yo!" he called out the guard's attention. "Oh hey man, what's up?" the guard greeted back. "Name's Joseph, nice to meet ya!" the Joestar held his hand out, and as the guard shook it, he felt hamon through his system. "Yes..!" Joseph cheered as the guard was under his control, the guard picked up the mop and started mopping.

"Oh my gosh! Joseph Joestar..!" Ruby whispered in glee.