HELLO MY BABIES, did you miss me- no? Okay...

The guards chuckled. "What's he gonna do now?" Ruby asked, breathless from laughing so hard. JoJo focused his hamon as the corks in his bottle hit a coconut tree, the coconuts fell on top of the nazis' head as Joseph kicked them with his thunderous thigh.

Nazi 1 and 2: TACOS!

RWBY bursted out laughing at that non sequitur. "Ahahaha! What does that even got to do with- hahaaa!" Ruby laughed once again, on the verge of crying. "Ahhh, they totally deserved that." Yang sighed. "It's so stupid..!" Weiss inhaled. "Ahh, what is this show..?" Blake muttered.

JoJo dragged the two unconcious morons behind the wall to switch outfits.

Joseph: Oh man, why do they have to destroy my self esteem? I'm pretty... I know I am.

"Pffft, yeah right." Yang grinned and rolled her eyes. "Wait, why did he stripped both when he only needed one uniform?" Weiss asked as he noticed the two naked nazis in the background. "Umm... Maybe so the other one doesn't feel left out?" Ruby answered as Yang snickered. "Maybe he sewed the two uniforms together, you see how bigger Joseph is compared to those two perverts." Blake replied.

"Ughh. Atleast he's wearing something proper this time." Weiss grumbled.

Back in the test chamber, while Stroheim took notes, two scientists asked eachother how they completely missed out what happened.

"What are they talking about?" Ruby asked. The scientist tried to calm himself down by drinking coffee but Stroheim swatted it away.

Stroheim: AAAGGHH!! This is NOT the time for caffeine!

Scientist: It was only for a moment, Major! I took my eyes off for a moment and he's gone! My vision is perfect yet I can't spot him!

"NANI?!" RWBY shrieked as they were shown the interior of the chamber. "I'm gonna call it, that guy has camouflage powers!" Yang yelled. "M-Maybe he returned inside the Pillar?" Blake tried to reason.

Stroheim: Calm yourselves! He is inside an impenetrable chamber! Cut off all oxygens and wait for him to come out.

A soldier said that the film inside the chamber is ready to be viewed. RWBY leaned closer to the screen to watch closely.

Soldier: Major! The film is ready to be viewed.

Stroheim: Yes.

3

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As the film starts, Santana was looking to be preparing for something as two horns popped out of his forehead. "B-Blake?" Ruby asked. "No Ruby, I never seen a faunus do something like that." Blake replied with a gulp.

Santana suddenly squeezed himself to a small vent on the wall as bones pop and joints cracked. "OW!" Yang winced. "How can he do that??" Weiss stood up. "Eww..." Ruby closed her eyes. "What the..." Blake said, unsure.

Stroheim: BUT THE VENTILATION DUCKS ARE ONLY 4 BY 20 CENTIMETERS! HOW THE SHIT DID HE MANAGED TO DO THAT?!

Speedwagon: H-He altered his shape! Just to fit through that tiny vent!

"420 BLAZE IT!" Yang screamed. "How?! Does he have a semblance that makes him rubbery??" Weiss exclaimed. "Weiss, I doubt their world has auras or semblances." Ruby muttered.

Scientist: Major! He said your name earlier, he must have heard it from the vents!

Stroheim: OOOH! THEN THAT MEANS HE IS COMING AFTER US!

"That can't be good... Right?" Ruby squeaked. "Joseph, what is taking you so long?!" Yang yelled out. "I want to see how hamon would do to Santana." Blake said.

Stroheim wondered if the vents leads to them, he saw one of his men standing near the vent.

Stroheim: You! Stay away from that vent! You're in danger!

The soldier heard a noise inside the vent and equipped his rifle to peek. "You moron! Your superior officer just told you to- Weiss was cut off as Santana plunged towards that idiot's face.

"OH SHIT!" Yang winced as the rest of the team flinched.

Soldier: Major..? Where did you go? Someone turned off the lights, I-I can't see!

Speedwagon: Santana blocked his vision!

Soldier: Where did everybody go? Don't leave me!

He began to shake and then he suddenly inflated like a fat pimple. "Eww!" RWBY exclaimed. He claimed how he never felt so alive. "Ughh... Please don't have him blow up his guts all over the place." Blake muttered as Ruby shivered atthe thought.

Stroheim: W-What a foe! If Santana escapes, he'll pose a great threat to the fatherland!

Blake noticed how despite Stroheim's previous asshole behavior, he clearly is patriotic and will fight for his land. His next order showcased it.

Stroheim: We have no choice but to shoot him! He is not our ally anymore! FIRE!

The nazis emptied their MP40s to the bloated host.

Santana's host: Ahaha that tickles!

Utter silence commenced as the fatass fell to the ground. RWBY knew for sure that didn't do shit. Dio walked through revolvers and Straizo tanked a tommy gun drum mag that had atleast 50 rounds, the progenitor vampire surely must be shrugging bullets off as well.

The fatass host stood up as the soldiers gasped in horror.

"Okay, Joseph Joestar, this might be the best time to show yourself..." Ruby said. "I'm getting chills." Blake adds. "Damn JoJo, he better not be shopping for more dresses." Yang grumbled as Weiss giggled.

Santana made his body point at the soldiers.

Stroheim then used his flawless Nazi logic to conclude that Santana is still an ape and is still useable since the vampire-vampire is looking kind of stupid right now.

RWBY groaned, this Stroheim surely is concussed.

They all cringed as the soldier's lower jaw fell to the ground as Santana spoke in a distorted voice.

Santana: Who among you disturbed my slumber?

Speedwagon: H-He can talk! He is capable of thought! Stroheim, he isn't as dumb as you think!

Santana then fired back all those bullets back to those soldiers. "I KNEW HE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT." Blake said as the rest stared in horror. What a strong enemy Santana would be. And then a soldier with his bangs sticking out nudged Speedwagon.

Soldier: Hey, old man. Hide over here, that guy had more bullets to fire.

Speedwagon: No! I don't need help from a Nazi.

Soldier: How troublesome. A racist old man you are.

"Wait... That voice." Yang whispered. "He made it! Finally!" Ruby exclaimed. "Well. Atleast he is not wearing a dress this time." Weiss muttered.

Santana withdrew coolly from the body he was using as Stroheim was frozen in fear, how can they stand up to this monster? So much for Aryan superiority that Hitler guy kept preaching about...

Suddenly, the lone soldier went to Stroheim and grabbed his hair as RWBY snickered at Joseph's doucheyness.

Soldier: Hey lemme have some of that.

Stroheim: YEOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Soldier: Just a small amount would do.

Stroheim: YOU'RE ASSAULTING A SUPERIOR OFFICE- AAAAACK!

As he yanked all the hair, he lets his hamon flow through...

Speedwagon: What the- that brashness... It couldn't be..!

Joseph: I call this one Hamon Hair Attack!

The hamon surge knocked his helmet back as the music swells up.

Speedwagon: Omae wa... OMAE WA..! JOSEPH JOESTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (I love that line from the sub, it's so loud)

RWBY: WOOOOOOOOHOOO!!!

Santana open fired at the scientists and soldiers while Joseph raised his hair barrier and defended Stroheim and Speedwagon from the onslaught of bullets.

"Wait- A HAIR CAN DO THAT?!" Blake exclaimed. "Blake, if hamon users can make hang gliders out of leaves then this shouldn't surprise you." Weiss snarked.

As the bullets ran out, the hair barrier dissolved while the team heard the Roundabout strum once more.

Joseph: You should use more shampoo or you'll get bald at a young age, Herr Nazi Army Man.

Speedwagon: W-WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!

Joseph: Oh hey old man! You're coming home with me.

Santana crouched low and inspected the blonde particle that blocked his attack.

Santana: Ha... Air...

JoJo was on the verge of taking off his jacket as RWBY saw the star shaped birthmark from his trapezius muscle. "Wait, Jonathan also has that one! I saw it!" Weiss screamed. "Really? How come you didn't point it out earlier? And when was it shown?" Blake asked. "During his fight with Tarkus, duh." Weiss huffed. "Wait... So you rewatched the fight without us? For what?" Ruby asked.

Weiss stuttered and blushed, she did it so she can photograph Jonathan being shirtless and unknowingly spotted the star shaped birthmark. "I-I-It's a good fight, okay?!" the heiress lamely excused while Yang just stared dreamily at the screen, that birthmark is just too kinky, she can imagine biting Joseph's shoulder while making out with him, never change Yang, never change.

Joseph: What a scene I've arrived on.

To be continued.