"This show is just so... Ugh! So cool!" Ruby fangirled. Blake wasted no time and pressed play.

JoJo observed the Pillar Man as both Speedwagon and Stroheim were motionless.

Stroheim: So you must be Joestar. Listen, that right there is Santana the Pillar Man, he uses the mask to make vampires because humans were not good enough as food! He must be destroyed!

RWBY gulped. Dio the evil overlord is just a snack to this loin cloth wearing caveman. "So-so the mask's purpose is to turn humans to creatures stronger than the average huntsmen, just for food? So Dio is basically the equivalent of a fancy sandwich for them?" Blake stuttered. "Seeing as Dio can freeze stuff, I'd say he is an ice cream." Yang joked. "Do you remember how many brrrrrrreads have you eaten your whole life?" Ruby mimicked the vampire.

JoJo removed his jacket and exposed his tanktop, causing Yang's eyes to widen in glee. Joseph reached out to touch Santana.

Speedwagon: JoJo! Be careful!

"Overdrive!" Weiss called it. "He better make this attack count, Santana is a bigger menace than Straizo." Blake said.

Boop.

JoSePh: TAG! DEHEEEAAAUGH!

Joseph smiled and jumped back, Santana was not amused. "... What." RWBY deadpanned in unison. "He can't be serious." Blake said monotonously. Joseph just tried to play tag with a creature that effortlessly murdered a room full of nazis. "Hehe. Boop." Ruby snickered.

Joseph: Hey, you spoke just a minute ago, eh? Hallo, how are ya? HAPPY UREPI YUROPIKUNEI! HAPPY UREPI YUROPIKUNEI!

"This man... It's... Ugh.." Blake facepalmed. "We are seeing a new form of concussion, ladies." Weiss whispered.

"Heh, he looks so happy though." Ruby giggled. "Yeah, he looks cute." Yang smirked. "Happy urepi yuropikunei!" the leader mimicked and booped the heiress' nose, to which Weiss responded by glaring at her.

Joseph finished his jingle with a smile to the camera. "JoJo! Take this seriously!" Weiss and Blake screamed.

Speedwagon: JoJo what in heaven's name are you doing?!

Joseph: Oh, I just had a theory that he is not a bad guy after all. It's wrong to assume someone is evil just because they look menacing.

"But he just killed a room of people! You were there and you saw it!" Weiss yelled.

Stroheim: Don't be an idiot! Look around you, there are corpses everywhere!

Joseph: Shut up! You reap what you sow! You experimented on him and shot him with guns, you wanker. Besides, I'm only here to fetch Herr Speedwagon. I have no reason to fight that guy.

Joseph continued his dance like a retard while RWBY was speechless at his declaration. Santana ignored him and walked forward.

Joseph: Huh. Why is he ignoring me? What an ass. Notice me!

Joseph tried to trip the Pillar Man like a spoiled brat, but much to everyone's surprise, their skin repelled eachother as Santana's ankle fluidly twisted past Joseph's leg due to the ripple.

"Joseph's body rejected his skin, he can't absorb him due to hamon perhaps?" Weiss said. "It absorbed a piece of his trousers though." Blake noticed.

Joseph lamented how it felt weird while Santana-senpai continued to ignore him and picked up the MP40 lying in front of him...

Santana: What is this tool?

Speedwagon: H-HWOAGH! He mastered our language! He can speak fluently even though he only woke up half an hour ago!

"He's quite disoriented, but the longer he is awake, the smarter he gets..." Yang muttered. "You mean concussed, right?" Blake teased. Santana quickly disassembled my favorite Medal of Honor assault rifle much to everyone's awe.

Stroheim: H-Huh?! Soldiers need atleast 7 hours of endless drills to do it that flawlessly!

"Sugoi..." Blake muttered. "I can't even take apart Crescent Rose that quick! And this man just did it to an unfamiliar gun in less than 30 seconds..." Ruby said in disbelief.

Santana turned to face a huge lamp and lamented at how bright the light is.

Speedwagon: We weren't the one observing! He is the one who's studying us!

Santana-senpai was brought back to reality as Joseph started hitting his head with a helmet to get his attention. "JoJo! You can't be serious!" Blake yelled. Provoking Santana is the last thing they should do.

Joseph: Hey if you're so smart then start acting like it!

Speedwagon: JoJo! Be careful!

Santana: You are irritating me, primate.

Santana once again shocked everyone as his rib cage emerged from his back to consume Joseph. "EWW!" RWB screamed.

"OH MY GOD!" Yang winced.

JoJo blocked the cages with his hamon but it was still squeezing him. The narrator called it Rib Blades, maximum reach is 132 cm, can turn in to any direction, can squeeze with the force of 825kg per square meter.

"Basically, JoJo is being crushed by two motorcycles!" Weiss exclaimed, RY looked at her with awe. "Wow, didn't know the heiress had encyclopedic knowledge about weight." Blake snarked.

The hamon launched Joseph up to the ceiling while Santana was surprised by the strange sensation. "So Santana's skin does reject hamon." Weiss said.

Santana: What is this human. Why is he sparkling, and why didn't I absorb his leg. Is he a unique specimen or is every human at this age the same?

Santana proceeded to stuff his finger to Speedwagon's head. "H-Hey! Oh my!" Weiss exclaimed. "He is not absorbing him..! He can phase through his head!" Blake yelled. "So that's why Speedy is still alive!" Yang concludes.

Speedwagon cried out how weird it felt, awakening the will to fight inside Joseph.

Joseph: Hey, hands off the old man! You want a fight? I'll give you one! Time to return you to Triassic period, you goddamn dinosaur!

"Yes! Finally!" Ruby cheered. "Joseph, what if he did something worse to Speedwagon?! You should have decided to fight him earlier!" Weiss huffed, annoyed that something like that has to happen to stop JoJo from fooling around.

Joseph: I'll flood you with hamon!

JoJo charged and punched Santana with a ripple filled punch. But sparks fly as their bodies repel eachother, making the hamon flow off his skin like raindrops to a raincoat and to the blood from those dead soldiers. "This is going to be alot harde-" Yang was cut off as Santana's pecs opened up and ate Joseph's hand like some sort of a venus fly trap.

"JOJO!!!" RWBY screamed. "No! No! NO!" Yang whimpered. "THAT'S NOT GOOD!" Ruby yelled. "NOT GOOD AT ALL!" Weiss adds. Blake shuts her eyes at the sudden gore.

Joseph: A-AAAH! MY HAND! IT'S..!

Speedwagon and Stroheim gasped but suddenly he flicked his wrist out revealing his hand closed in a fist as he unfold his fingers one by one.

Joseph: STILL HERE.

Speedwagon and Stroheim were speechless. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Ruby screamed. Weiss stood up and walked out due to the immense stupidity that guy just showed. Blake opened her eyes "Oh..." and rolled them. Yang frowned "Stop scaring me like that, you dipshit." she muttered.

Joseph: Hehe, it's all in the flick of the wrist! I rolled it just in time.

The Joestar said as he showed Santana the thumb removal trick, causing Ruby to absent mindedly copy it. Weiss returned and sat down. "Where have you been?" Ruby asked while failing to copy it. "I just took a deep breath of fresh air."

Meanwhile...

Dio wordlessly stared at a piece of paper along with the payment then glanced back at Cinder, who winked at him seductively before bringing the pizza back inside her dorm room.

The blonde inspected the number, the numbers are too many for it to be a telephone number. And what is she trying to imply? They did not exchange any words at all, he has to ask his brother about this. He knows Jonathan is too kind to answer nonsense, he can't say the same about his grandson though. Last night, Joseph pranked him by using hamon to make his toothbrush's brittle extra sharp, Dio retaliated the next morning by freezing his oatmeal.

Once his shift was over, he headed back towards their dorm room to rest. But as he entered, he saw the two JoJos with their eyes glued at a rather strange rectangular device...

"Man, look at all these gals, gramps!" Joseph exclaimed as he browsed his social media news feed. "Joseph, I'm married to your grandma. Remember that." Jonathan answered sternly.

"What is the meaning of this?" Dio asked as he walked towards the coat hanger. "You should make a request for Ozpin to give you one of these scrolls! They are an absolute marvel of technology!" Jonathan beamed and showed Dio his. "Gramps! I told you not to tell him about this!" Joseph pouts. Dio inspected Jonathan's scroll. "What a rather peculiar device indeed, JoJo." Dio mumbled.

"Oh! You guys, there is this big dance thingy coming up next month and we're invited." Joseph announced as he saw his inbox.

TAG! DEHEAUGH!Also, it was Jonathan Joestar's birthday a few days ago. RIP Original JoJo.