Joseph: But man. What a shitty situation to be in, I almost lost my hand. And the ripple is not doing anything at all...

"And you still managed to find the time to joke about it." Weiss scoffed. "Why can't he take things seriously?" Blake grumbled.

Speedwagon: JoJo! Hamon is keeping you safe! It's preventing him from absorbing you!

Stroheim: MORON! What do you do when you eat a blowfish?! Remove the poison of course! To Santana, you're a blowfish!

"That's... One way to put it." Yang gulped. "Santana is so strong... I bet he is going to be the Dio of this part..." Ruby whispered.

JoJo started mumbling to himself about escaping to which Stroheim screamed how letting Santana out will be the end of za warudo. "As much as he is a butthole, he is right, Joseph!" Ruby agreed with Stroheim as the rest of the team nodded.

Santana charged at Joseph, to which the JoJo tossed a knife from the ground to his hand to plan his next attack.

Joseph: Come get some, you fuck! I'll just have to pierce your skin with this knife to screw you with ripple!

"A METAL SILVER OVERDRIVE!" Yang squealed. "Uhh, I doubt he knows what it's called though." Blake mumbled.

Santana's rubbery skin managed to evade his knife thrust. "What the..!" RWBY exclaimed. Joseph scoffed and tried a hamon kick to his towards Santana's iris.

Joseph: TAKE THIS! HAMON FLAVORED EYES-CREAM!

"That's a good one" Weiss smiled at the pun. "Why is it funny when someone else makes a pun?!" Yang exclaimed in frustration. Santana squished his skull to avoid the attack once more "WHAT THE FRICK?!" Ruby exclaimed. Santana countered with a back kick to Joseph's liver that'll make Tenshin Nasukawa blush that sent the Joestar flying to the ceiling with a grunt.

Speedwagon: WOAH! HE HIT HIM IN THE GUT! THAT'S BOUND TO KNOCK SOME AIR OUT!

RWBY gasped as Santana figured out that the Joestar can't use hamon if he can't breathe. Santana began to make his way to consume Joseph. "JOSEPH!" Yang yelled in concern.

Stroheim: H-He's screwed! We're fucked!

Speedwagon kept screaming that Joseph needs to breathe. He can't bear to witness another Joestar meeting his end. Sir George I, Mr. Jonathan, Georgie II, and now Joseph... Robert squirmed but his straight jacket was preventing him from jumping to save his godson.

"No! It's... It's too early for him to die!" Weiss screamed, she knows how Speedwagon feels right now. "... This is it." Blake closed her eyes. Yang held Ruby's hand for comfort, she was just starting to like this guy and now he is gonna die. Stroheim ran to the self destruct button.

Stroheim: For the fatherla-

Joseph: Woah! Hey, hold it, Stroheim!

They all gasped as the camera showed Joseph, in the middle of being absorbed with his signature grin. "How can he just smile?!" Blake yelled.

Joseph: No need to panic you two old men. I have this under control.

Speedwagon, Stroheim, RWBY: WHAT?!

Joseph: Heh. Who says this blowfish is outta poison? EAT THIS, SANTANA!

Joseph absolutely dismembered Santana to half from the inside. "A-Amazing! He sent hamon from the inside while Santana feeds!" Blake narrated. Weiss lets out a sigh of relief. "Well, he had a habit of making comebacks like his gramps." Ruby smiled. "STOP. SCARING ME LIKE THAT, ASSHOLE!" Yang yelled at the screen while her teammates began to laugh at her getting riled up in concern.

Joseph lamented how Santana's body is disgusting and that he eats with his cells so no nutrients from his prey would come to waste. "Eugh... That's kind of gross when you think about it." Ruby shuddered.

Santana's eyes opened.

Joseph: Ah shit, here we go again.

Speedwagon: The hamon is too weak! It's not enough to kill him!

Joseph: Well damnit, old man! Stop making me feel like I'm inadequate!

"He can still fight!" Blake trembled. "Thank you, Captain Obvious." the heiress snarked.

Santana began to reform and prepared to lunge at JoJo. Joseph tied a chain to the knife he found earlier and retrieved it. Santana lunged at him but Joseph quickly managed to wrap him around the chains, being weakened by the previous hamon attack, Santana didnot have the strength to break free.

Joseph: Straizo did the same thing so that's not new. Hey! Stroheim!

The nazi still remained motionless apart from the shaking his body emits due to fear.

*Bonk*

Joseph threw a helmet to his head to get his attention. "PFFFT, HAHA!" the blonde brawlet chuckled.

Joseph: LISTEN TO ME, JACKASS! Does sunlight hurt him?!

Stroheim: You threw a helmet at me, you're the jackass!

Joseph: Just answer the question!

Stroheim: Hamon scratched him so I think it- WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET HIM OUTSIDE ARE YOU?!

"I think he made the mask to conquer the sun though yet it didn't do anything so it might..." Blake mumbled. "Why is Stroheim so terrified of letting him out?" Weiss scoffed.

Joseph: TIME TO GET A TAN, SANTANA!

Joseph dragged the pillar man through the steps.

Stroheim: WAIT! JOESTAR! NO!

Joseph: Ahh shut up! What's wrong with sunbathing?!

RWBY chuckled at Joseph's silly antics. Joseph struggled to drag him up the stair to the door as he seems to be getting heavier by the minute. Joseph felt like a cat owner trying to get his pet in to a tub.

Joseph: Ughh! What have you been eating?! Oh, right: Me. WAIT- OH MY GOD!

"What is he so- OH MY GOD!" Weiss exclaimed. "UGHH! What are those?!" Blake cringed. "What the hell, cover your eyes, Ruby!" the older sister ordered. "Way ahead of you, Yang!" Ruby replied.

Flesh, leech-like lumps made itself to JoJo's leg.

Meat invade says the narrator. "That's disgusting!" Ruby screamed. "Wait, is it eating him?" Blake asked. "I think it's sucking him dry." Weiss mumbled.

"Hehehehehe-"

"NO I MEANT SUCKING HIS BLOOD! YANG, GROW UP!"

His blood being drained is taking a strain on his energy. Joseph is not going to make it to the door-

"DER MENSCH! IST BOSE!"

Suddenly, fucking Propaganda plays as Stroheim conquered his fears and sprung to life. "Woah what the fuc-"

Stroheim ran up the steps and leapt fabulously with a pose.

"Aww yeah! Stroheim joined the action!" Yang said. "I knew he's not so bad after all..." Blake whispered. "Right. I think he just joined the wrong army." Weiss said. "So that means, Stroheim is a good guy!" Ruby pointed out the obvious.

Stroheim: LEAVE IT TO ME, RUDOL VON STROHEIM. All I need to do is open this door right?! Not a problem! GERMAN DOORS ARE THE WORLD'S-

Suddenly, a worse variation of meat invade attacked him as the flesh stuck itself to the wall.

Stroheim: AAAACK!

Joseph: YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST DID IT INSTEAD OF RAMBLING!

"EWW THE MEAT INVADE IS EVEN MORE GROSS NOW!" Ruby cringed as her teammates agree.

"Come on, Stroheim, just a little more..!" Yang cheered. "You can do it!" Weiss followed her lead. "It'll be worth it! Keep pushing!" the faunus adds.

Stroheim: JOESTAR! Do me a solid!

Joseph: SHUT UP, I'm trying to think!

Stroheim: LISTEN TO ME, JACKASS! See those axes on the wall beside you? Grab one and lop my leg off.

"Wait, I never noticed those axes there before..." Blake thought. "H-He can't be serious!" RWY said in unison.

Joseph: WHAT.

Stroheim: ARE YOU DEAF, I SAID GRAB ONE AND-

Joseph: No! I heard that, but... Are you serious?

RWBY immediately thought of General Ironwood for some reason.

Stroheim: I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE WEHRMACHT, I WILL PROUDLY GIVE ALL OF MY LIMBS FOR MY COUNTRY! NOW DO IT! HURRY UP HE IS STARTING TO REFORM, JOESTAAAAR!

"I didn't know he had guts..." Yang mumbled as Joseph grabbed an axe. Joseph thought how he thought that Stroheim is just full of shit, but he actually had alot of resolve. And he respects that.

Joseph: SORRYYYYYYYYY *chops*

Stroheim whimpered as he lost his limb, but he grit his teeth and lets out a roar, pushing one last time as he open the goddamn door.

Santana finally reformed and broken free but the sunlight is hitting his skin.

Santana: A-AAAAAAAGGGHH!!!

"Yeah, get wrecked!" Blake cheered. "I gotta say, Stroheim put his foot down." Yang grinned with her shitty Yang pun as RWB groaned.

However, compared to Dio or Straizo's bodies who melt at the presence of sun energy, Santana's skin cracks and hardens. RWBY took note of this.

Suddenly, they all almost puked at what Santana did.

Stroheim: FUUUUUUUUUCK!

He entered Stroheim's leg through his wound...

"OW! THAT'S... OW!" Ruby flinched. Weiss shuddered. "I can't imagine how painful that is..." Blake gulped. "He is using Stroheim as a shade to hide from the sun..! But did he really have to enter his..." Yang cringed.

Joseph: You're screwed bro! You don't have any hamon!

Stroheim began to hop and reared his head back in a pose as he screamed the obvious.

Stroheim: SANTANA IS INSIDE MEEEEEE!!!

"Stroheim, stay still! Maybe Joseph can disperse Santana with hamon!" Blake said. "Blake. Santana is in control now." Weiss said sadly. Ruby frowned, she should have seen this coming. Just because Stroheim turned good means he is going to be safe.

Joseph: H-Hold on! Maybe I can-

Joseph gasped however as Stroheim suddenly whipped out a grenade. RWBY went silent. He can't be serious.

Stroheim: Joseph Joestar. You have seen what the ultimate being can do. There is no hope for me, I'll use this to destroy us both. But you have to listen to me you English jackass! The Wehrmacht did not wake Santana up due to curiosity alone.

"What, but weren't they planning to use Santana as a supersoldier for the upcoming World War?" Weiss asked. "Maybe they have other motives, Weiss." Blake answered.

Joseph: Wait why are you telling me th-

Stroheim: I said LISTEN! It's your destiny to know! There is another pillar hidden in Europe!

RWBY gasped. "WHAT?! ANOTHER PILLAR?!"

Removing the pin from his grenade, he told Joseph that the Pillar Man is a race. And as a hamon user, he must go there and kill them before they wake up or else humanity is doomed.

"Is he stronger than Santana?!" Blake asked in distress.

Stroheim: Events 50 years ago have fated you to fight them.

RWBY glared at the screen with hype. The heroic legacy of the Joestars continues!

"Wait a minute, did he just say THEM?!" Ruby gasped in horror. Multiple Santanas would be a nightmare.

Stroheim: By the way, your hamon is shit.

Joseph: Hey!

Stroheim: Go to Rome and make it stronger! Someone awaits you there! Speedwagon knew him well! Stay back, or you'll get caught.

Joseph: Stroheim... There might be some other way.

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