The girls instantly blushed as this tall, heavily muscled, ancient cave stripper leapt out of the pillar. Yang gulped as she saw his large glutes, thunder thighs and boulder shoulders.
He stood up and cracked his head, noticing the group of panicking men.
Ancient Aztec Cave Stripper: The world has changed while I slept, seeing these weird lamps and all.
"HE CAN SPEAK?! He didn't even have to hear others speak, he just... He just..!" Weiss trembled. RBY gulped, this guy is already smarter than Santana. Their hearts thump at the booming beat the soundtrack has to offer and through sheer fear they can feel even when they are on the other side of the screen.
He then danced elegantly through the crowd, much to Team RWBY's awe. "Wait WHAT." Ruby exclaimed in distress as the Nazis' hands were bound eachother.
Wamuu poked the nearest one in the forehead as they all went limp.
"He... The blood!" Yang gulped. "I think I'm gonna hurl!" Blake screamed.
"That is the most brutal boop I have ever seen." Ruby shivered.
The Pillar Man strutted back to the pillar and posed magnificently.
Ancient Aztec Cave Stripper: WAMUU!
He poked Kars and Esidisi's cheeks. "Another boop!" Weiss yelled.
Wamuu: THE TIME HAS COME. AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
The two emerged from the pillar as they all posed showcasing their magnificent physique, WBY fainted with bloody noses while Ruby stood up and exclaimed "THAT IS THE MOST EPIC BOOP I HAVE EVER SEEN!"
JoJo and the gang walked over to a large weird coin with a face. "Guys... Guys, get up! They have arrived!" Ruby shook the rest of her team. They all slowly got up and watched.
Speedwagon: The famous mouth of truth is an entrance this whole time?
RWBY saw walls with fighting warriors. "It looks like a glorified manhole." Yang muttered.
Speedwagon asked Caesar if he tried to use his ripple to the sleeping Pillar Men. To which he replied that it only works on living, not rocks, and that they have to be awake for it to work.
"Wait... But didn't Baron chop a rock in half with that little frog on top of it as he demonstrate his ability for Jonathan?" Ruby pondered.
Joseph: The hell, where are the guards? It's too quiet!
Caesar: You're just too loud!
Mark: S-Something is wrong..! There is supposed to be a guard post at this section.
Speedwagon and RWBY gulped, running on to the three Pillar Men in the dark would be a nightmare. Suddenly, Joseph stepped on to something rubbery.
Joseph: What the hell?? I think I stepped on dogshit, fuck.
Mark shined his flashlight to Joseph's feet. It's not... It's not dogshit. "HUH?!" RWBY screamed. "EW EW EW!" Ruby closed her eyes.
Speedwagon: H-HUWOAHH, the guards' flesh!
They are the husks of soldiers as the 4 stared in horror. Mark screamed and ran off.
Caesar: Mark! Calm down!
Joseph: Hey, don't run off! We should stick together!
Mark's flashlight rolled and revealed his path. He ran straight to the three Pillar Men who towered over him. "OH NO! Mark get out of there!" Weiss screamed. "Run!" Blake yelled.
Speedwagon: THEY'RE AWAKE!
Caesar: NO!!!
But the creatures seemed to be uninterested, the two walked past him while Wamuu bumped in to his shoulder. "OH SHIT! NO!" Yang flinched as Wamuu absorbed Mark's half. "H-He's just getting married next week!" Weiss stuttered.
Caesar: MAAAAARK!
Mark dropped down to the ground as his locket landed beside him. Caesar ran to his aid and held him.
Mark: Caesar... Caesar!
Speedwagon: WOAAAH, THEY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICED WHAT THEY HAVE JUST DONE! IT'S LIKE WHEN A HUMAN WALKED OVER AN ANT.
"You monsters!" Weiss whimpered.
The Pillar Men then started talking about what they'd do next as RWBY glared at the screen. The one named Esidisi said that they should observe the changes in the human civilization first before pursuing the Red Stone.
The one with the turban suddenly stepped on Wamuu's shadow, then Wamuu's reflex suddenly launched his leg towards his master, opening a wound to his cheek. "What did he do that for?" Yang asked in confusion.
Esidisi: Wamuu! Have you lost your mind?!
Kars: Stand down. Esidisi.
Wamuu: I apologize, Lord Kars. Punish me as you see fit.
Kars: No. I knew how much you despise it when someone steps on your shadow. I'm the one at fault here.
Kars' face healed up almost immediately.
RWBY was shocked. So far, Kars seemed to be the leader of the three and yet he was forgiving to his comrades. They remembered Dio squashing down that mancat homunculus just for saying the wrong thing.
"He seemed different from Dio." Blake muttered. "Yeah. Pretty sure Dio would kill him if he attacked him like that." Yang adds. "Or the other way around. Dio is just a fancy snack for them remember?" Weiss said.
Meanwhile, the 3 humans hovered over Mark as he begged to be killed.
Mark: Caesar..! End my misery!
Caesar: Mark..!
Mark: It's starting to hurt! At first it was numb but... The pain!
RWBY can't even fathom the pain he is going through. Caesar shuts his eyes and breathed, he have to ease his pain and kill him out of mercy.
Mark: Arigato... Caesar... (Gyro)
Caesar fought back tears as he slowly set his corpse down. Joseph and Speedwagon can only watch as they are helpless. "Rest in Peace, Mark..." Weiss muttered. "We didn't knew you that much but you're a good person." Ruby shakily said.
Caesar picked up his fallen bestfriend's locket.
Caesar: He's just a young man... An honest, hardworking man! He loved his family and country. He's just... A kid!
RWBY felt even more mad and sad now after hearing those. Caesar placed his locket between his teeth. "AVENGE HIM!" Weiss ordered.
Joseph: CAESAR!
The two then posed as they were dripping with hamon, rage and fabulousness. "YEAAAH! BEAT THEIR ASS!" Yang cheered. "Show them what for!" Ruby adds.
Caesar: JoJo! You stay out of this! This is my fight!
To be continued
"AWW COME ON!" Yang groaned. "Quick! Next!" Ruby demanded. "Nah nah, it's getting pretty late." Yang said. "Okay, everyone who wants to see the next episode, raise your hand." the leader stated. All of them raised their hands anyway.
*knock knock*
They all groaned at the sound of their door knocking.
"Yes?" Blake opened the door only to see Pyrrha in pajamas. "Hello again! I uhh.. I was just wondering, it's been going on for a few days now. Why are you girls so noisy at night?" the redhead politely asked.
RWBY glanced at eachother before nodding in a silent agreement.
Pyrrha saw Ruby zoom towards Weiss' bed using her semblance, then back to her again. "H- OOF." she was silenced as the estatic leader shoved Phantom Blood to her face. "Watch it, it'll explain EVERYTHING." Ruby said before closing the door.
"O... Kay... Hey wait a second... This man looks like Mr. Joestar from yesterday." Pyrrha scratched her head as she observed the cover, but it looks interesting, if it caused Team RWBY to cheer in hype and cry then maybe it's good.
And so she made her way back to JNPR's quarters.
Speedwagon: Stop posing, they're getting away!
Caesar: Pillar bastards! Don't you dare turn your back on me!
"Teach them a lesson, Caesar!" Ruby cheered. "I don't think he can take them all though." Blake thought. "But he might do some damage." Weiss argued.
And with every shonen deuteragonist, Caesar yelled his attack's name before... Well.. Commencing the attack.
Caesar: HAMON BUBBLE LAUNCHER!
Wamuu heard it while his superiors just kept walking, so he turned around to see what's going on.
But instead of hitting him like it did to Joseph earlier, they all kept suspended in the air. "What the..." Yang drifted off. "So is he trapping him there?" Weiss asked.
Wamuu: Hmm... Bubbles. *touches one only to get his finger cut* Ow fu- wait, don't tell me...
Joseph: Great. Even though he is a giant douchebag, atleast his ripple works.
Caesar: You have slept for so long, you must be hungry. Here, have a hamon breakfast!
Caesar prepared to launch a direct bubble attack once Wamuu was kept in one place.
Wamuu began to bob his head around as the wires on his headband emits a vortex that popped all of Caesar's bubbles.
Caesar: OH COME ON!
"Wait what did he just do?!" the blonde was confused. "Shush! The show will explain, it." Ruby hushed her.
Speedwagon: He did it all so swiftly! Those weird knick knacks on his headband are anti ripple weapons! That means they fought and dealt with hamon centuries ago!
RWBY gasped. "Well that's gonna be alot harder now!" Weiss scoffed. "This doesn't look good for the humans." Blake mumbled grimly. "G-Guys! Do you hear that? Sounds like air rustling!" Ruby said.
Suddenly a cut appeared on Caesar's face.
Caesar: AAAAGHH!!
Speedwagon: Caesar! Close your eyes! The aftermath of the vortex may slice you!
Caesar closed his eyes at the last second as large gashes appeared on his face.
Kars: The hamon tribe.
Esidisi: Heh. I thought we ate them all before we hibernated.
"You didn't finish the job and I'm thankful you didn't." Yang snarked.
Caesar: Damn bastards! You think losing an eye will stop me from eradicating you?!
The Pillar Man paused and posed as their muscular figure occupied the screen. They all stared at Caesar for a moment before laughing. "What's so funny?" Caesar and Ruby asked at the same time.
Wamuu: You hamon humans always say the same. "You think losing an arm will stop me?" or "You killed my friend you big fucker how dare you." it's getting old now. That's why we laugh.
"That is a messed up reason to laugh!" Weiss exclaimed. "These guys are monsters." Blake growled.
And so the italian hamon man lunged at them when they ignored his pitiful attempt at fighting them. "Caesar no! You're injured! Stop!" Yang yelled.
Wamuu caught Caesar by the throat.
Wamuu: Your throat and your lungs are your weakpoints. If you can't breathe, you can't use hamon and of course... You die.
"No! I can't bear to see another Zeppeli die! My heart can barely take the first one!" Ruby whimpered.
Wamuu: So I'll say what I said to the many before you who tried and fell. "Come back when you're stronger, boy. I want to admire your strength before I crush you."
Wamuu then tossed him away like a sack of shit as Ruby lets out a sight of relief. (Enjoy him while he lasts, sweetie.)
"Wamuu seemed to be the youngest. Judging by his thrill seeking attitude by wanting to find worthy opponents and being below Kars and that Esidisi guy." Blake deducted. Wamuu then said that there are no more hamon users, they may proceed.
Joseph got ignored once again.