"Pffft, hahahahaha!" Yang laughed. "But Joseph is still-" Ruby was cut off as the Joestar obnoxiously coughed.
Joseph: Ehem. EHEM... EHEHEM! Ehem.
Wamuu: ...
Kars: ...
Esidisi: ...
Speedwagon: O:
Joseph: ... EHE-
Wamuu: Alright. You got my attention.
Joseph: Woo, my throat is kinda sore. Probably from all the HAMON training I've been doing considering that I'M a HAMON USER TOO.
RWBY lets out a laugh at that. They already knew that Joseph hates being ignored.
The Pillar Men glanced at eachother as Joseph checked to see if Caesar's eye was alright.
Joseph: Hmm... Let's see. Nothing severe, eyes are fine, stop being a baby. Rest here for now, we've seen enough of your bubble blowing thing for today.
Joseph approached the three as RWBY grinned in excitement... Before frowning when they remembered how outmatched the Joestar is.
Speedwagon: JoJo, don't do anything stupid!
Joseph: Oh calm your tits old man. This is the perfect opportunity to show my brand new super duper secret technique I've been working on.
"WHAT."
"Since when did he even had the time to-"
"How did he even come up with-"
"He's bluffing! He must be!"
Joseph: Lemme introduce myself. My name is Joseph Joestar, and these are the lethal hands that beat your mate Santana!
"Hey Stroheim lend a hand too." Ruby pouted. Joseph smoothly moved his hands around as Wamuu raised an eyebrow.
Meanwhile...
(Stardust Crusaders plays)
"Hey! You have to pay up for the goddamn cigarettes, you hear?!" the store clerk yelled but the tall man turned around. "Ahh, I don't have anything that has to do with this currency. My bad." he replied as he bite on the cigarette and showed him his wallet.
The store clerk then swatted the cigarette on his mouth in anger.
M E N A C I N G
The store clerk suddenly felt sweaty yet cold as this man glared at him. He swiftly apologized and handed him a pack.
The strange man in the gold chained trench coat walked back to the parlor where his company is.
"Breakdown... Breakdown..."
"Will you hurry the hell up?"
"Re-Relax, let me just comb this part right here."
"Yare yare daze."
"Gureato! Now let's go see the headmaster!"
The two delinquents then made their way to the office..
(il vento d'oro plays)
Roman Torchwick puffs out a smoke as his men loaded up his cargo truck with Dusts he stole behind an industrial building in Vale.
Until there is this one kid in pink that appeared just staring at them. He squinted his eyes, staring at this boy's unwavering gaze like he was trying to read him, the dreaded Roman Torchwick.
"What are you looking at?" he asked but the kid didn't say anything in reply.
He shot the air with his cane as an attempt to make him shake but the boy was unfazed.
"Hey. You didn't see anything here kid. Scram." he threatened as he twirled his cane and pointed it at him.
"Si. My mouth is sealed." the boy stopped staring and slowly walked away.
"What a weird kid." Roman muttered as he threw away his tobacco. "The work is done, boss." a white fang member said as he approached his boss. "Good. Now go fetch me a dri-" Roman stopped himself as his pockets are empty. "What the-"
"GIO! GIO! ~ GOLDEN WIND!"
The italian Joestar opened his palm as he entered a donut store. A butterfly landed on it and it turned to a fat wallet full of Lien. "Buon giorno." he smiled as he ordered his snack.
General Ironwood, who had been given a fresh copy of the 3 series, bingewatched it yesterday, and as Ozpin found the 4th part, they both watched Diamond is Unbreakable and is now a massive fan. He was excited to meet Jotaro Kujo and Josuke Higashikata, whom Ozpin tracked down and invited earlier this morning.
But as soon as he reached the office door... It was quiet. Too quiet.
Suddenly the door busted open as Ozpin came rolling out. James equipped his revolver immediately out of reflex. He heard a voice from inside the office.
"Oi Josuke... Calm the fuck down."
"I will in a moment, Jotaro-san... What did you just say about my hair, Mr. Headmaster?!"
James looked at Ozpin and asked "Are you serious?"
"I wanted to see if it's true!" Ozpin smiled as he rubbed his bloody lip.
In JNPR's room.
"Oh my goodness! Why did he kicked the dog?!" Pyrrha exclaimed.
"Pyrrha what is this show? What is wrong with that Dio guy?!" Nora whined. Meanwhile Jaune and Ren watched silently, they figured that this was Mr. Joestar's biography. They don't like this Dio guy though.
In Team JDJ's room.
"What are you doing why are you stealing all the items?"
"You're too slow."
"This is a co-op you dumbass, we're allies here, now how am I going to beat the boss, you fucker?"
"I can do it myself."
Jonathan payed no mind to the vampire and his grandson playing videogames as he silently read a book.
Joseph sat up "Look! I died!" he whined.
"Hah. You don't stand a chance against the might of Dio." Dio smirked as he kept playing. "We're playing a co-op game, you moron! Ugh! Unbelievable!" Joseph scoffed.
Back to RWBY's room.
Joseph: Hah! I call this one HAMON CLACKER VOLLEY.
"Steel balls? What's he gonna do with those?" Ruby asked innocently as Joseph kept making it tick. "What's he gonna do with that?" Weiss observed carefully. "Steel Ball Run. Throw it to them and if it fails, run." Yang deducted with a snap.
"Wait... Do you guys hear that?" Blake shushed them up. "Hear wha-" Weiss was cut off however.
"ORA!"
*CRASH*
They all gasped in shock as Josuke landed on their TV from the ceiling. "BRO WHAT THE FUCK?!" Yang and her team coughed but as soon as the smoke cleared out, they saw Josuke wincing in pain as he lied down the broken television.
"No! The TV!" Ruby whimpered.
"... Wait a minute." the heiress recognized Josuke.
"That should snap him out of it. You okay, down there, Josuke?" Blake turned up as she heard a voice from the hole.
Josuke shook his head, seemingly snapped out of his blind rage "Y-Yeah... I'm fine, Jotaro-san!" he slowly stood up and faced the girls.
RWBY had their mouths opened in shock as they recognized him. This is the 4th JoJo from the sadame intro!
"A-Ahh, sorry for the inconvinience!" Josuke bowed politely before using Crazy Diamond to restore their television much to their awe. "Kewl!" Ruby's eyes sparkled as WBY remained awestruck. Josuke stepped on the rubble as it hoisted him up to the hole in the ceiling and fixed itself.
"GIRLS THAT IS A JOESTAR! AND DID YOU HEAR THE VOICE?! THE 3RD ONE IS UP THERE!" Yang screamed.
"Jotaro..." Blake blushed and smiled to herself as her theory was correct. "Let's go and check them out! Jonathan and Joseph might even be up there too!" Ruby cheered.
"HELL YEAH, Imma give my Joseph a kiss!" Yang pumped her fists.
"Jonathan..." Weiss blushed uncontrollably as she lets out an audible gulp.
But before they can meet and greet the stars, the show continued and their attention was glued to it once again... They're too nervous to face them anyway.
Okay so what do we have here...
JNPR starting their jojourney, Jotaro getting a free pack, Josuke punching Ozpin, Giorno scamming Roman, and the first batch of JoJo characters became fucking college roommates. Not much is happening.
Last upload for the month of April. I'm sorry Jolyne, I love you but your anime ain't out yet so stay in the sidelines for awhile.
Also I LOVE il vento d'oro's chorus, don't kill me.