The show rewinded a few seconds back from when Josuke's thick ass crashed the TV.

"Oh there we go." Yang said.

Speedwagon: JoJo! Don't be too rash!

Joseph: Ahh, calm down, old man. It's time for me to tag in and show you a secret technique I myself have been working on.

Caesar and RWB: WHAT.

"Hold on. I didn't catch this the first time." Blake sighed and paused the video. "How did he..." Ruby drifted off. "Okay, first after he fought with Caesar in the morning they waited for hours til it was night time at the hotel, right?"

"Right." her team replied.

"Then when they were about to play cards, Joseph monologued about how he wished he had a unique move like Caesar's, right?" the faunus continued. "Yeah." RW replied. "Then a few moments later, Mark arrived and drove them to the site. When did he find the time to come up with one??" Blake asked, baffled. "Oh come on! It's simple! He is Joseph Joestar! He pulls shit out of his ass! AndIlovehimforit." Yang whispered the last part. RWB hummed for a second before wordlessly resuming the show.

Joseph: Allow me to introduce myself, name's Joestar, Joseph Joestar. And these are the hands known for beating Santana's ass!

Joseph moved his hand in a fluid motion, Esidisi and Kars were unamused while Wamuu was waiting for this ripple warrior to show him what he got. Joseph revealed a pair of clackers, the two steel balls. Yang smiled "Steel ball run!"

Joseph: Hah! I call this one HAMON CLACKER VOLLEY.

"He is filling it with ripple to allow it to gain more momentum..." Weiss analyzed as the two balls bounced off eachother really fast. Joseph folded his arms in a stance mimicking Bruce Lee whenever he used his nunchucks, but he accidentally lets go of his toy and smacked his head with the ball.

Joseph: OH NO!

"BAHAHAHAHA!" the two daughters of Taiyang bursted in laughter. "Come on, Joseph! I thought you already matured from that bout with Santana!" Weiss angrily yelled as Blake facepalmed.

Speedwagon: JoJo!

Caesar: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! My friend just died and you're acting like a clown!

"Ahaha... Joseph, please don't change." Yang said as her laughter died down. Ruby tried to supress her giggles as Weiss groaned and Blake shook her head.

Joseph: Caesar. Believe it or not, I feel your pain. Mark isn't a prick like you are so his death affected me. But! What really pisses me off is that these guys' egos are off the charts! People like these deserved to get knocked down a peg!

"He is still salty because they ignored him." Blake smiled, finding it kind of funny.

Josephg brandished another clacker after picking up the first one and spun it around. He admitted that his ripple is weak, so all he can do is rely for them metal to pierce through their skin. "That's actually a good idea. He lacked his grandfather's destructive hamon so he had to compensate by using something to pierce through their skin." Weiss said. Ruby whimpered, now she wishes Jonathan is here with Speedwagon and his grandson, but we can't have nice things so deal with it.

"OH NO HE DIDN'T!" they heard Nora's voice from the other room. "DIOOOOO!!!" Jaune's voice followed soon after. "What kind of a 12 year old is he??" Pyrrha exclaimed. "A sociopath." Ren's voice was barely audible. Yang laughed out loud "HAHAHA, oh man. They are in for a wiiiiild ride!"

Blake snickered and Weiss pouted.

"I bet they reached the part where Dio stole Erina's first kiss." Blake said. "Ughh. I hate that scene." Weiss grumbled. "But the one that followed sure was satisfying though!" Ruby giggled.

Joseph threw a clacker at Wamuu, but the muscular ancient being dodged it with ease as he tilted his head to the side. Joseph hit a pillar but not a pillar man. Esidisi chuckled. Kars rolled his eyes.

So this is a prime example of this generation's hamon user? Pathetic.

Esidisi: What a joke. That was fun.

Kars: We're done here. Seems like humans regressed rather than evolve.

Wamuu: Quite an understatement my lord, but quite amusing I'll admit.

Caesar: JoJo, what the hell do you think you're doing?! You'll get us killed!

"No, Caesar. They are too bored to actually get on with it." Blake corrected as the trio started to leave.

Joseph: What- WHY ISN'T ANYONE TAKING MY METAL BALLS SERIOUSLY?

Blake and Weiss rolled their eyes as Ruby innocently blinked. Yang giggled "I'll take them seriously if you give me the chance."

Joseph yelled for them to yamero, but Wamuu told him that human lives were short enough and there is no need to rush his death. RWBY once again felt the power of the Pillar Men. That statement fully suggests that Wamuu has everything under control and he was being merciful enough to spare Joseph.

But Joseph Joestar won't stop until everyone take his metal balls seriously, so he whipped a new one out of nowhere and twirled it around.

Joseph: Ah shut up! If you had spaghetti al nero di seppia, you'll remember the saying "Don't judge a book by it's cover!"

Suddenly, the clackers vanished. Wamuu raised an eyebrow in interest while RWBY's eyes widened but they didn't say anything.

The two humans however...

Caesar: The clackers! They disappeared!

Speedwagon: HOAGH! Where did they go?!

Joseph: I've been working on the rail road~ All the goddamn dayyyyy!

Ruby and Yang chuckled while Weiss and Blake were still baffled, Joseph sure is unpredictable. "I think he is mentally retarded." Blake deadpanned.

It was shown that the clackers were lodged behind his elbow, concealed from Wamuu's sight by Joseph's own massive triceps.

Joseph: Now, Whamwham! Where do you think they go? Too bad... A magician... NEVER REVEAL HIS SECRETS!

As Wamuu got in range, Joseph never felt sure in his life. He was confident that this attack will hit Wamuu.

And so he revealed his concealed weaponry, that was spinning in high speeds. But Wamuu contorted his body to weird rubbery ways to dodge the attack. "Oh. Right. If Santana can do that, they can too." Weiss snarked. "That was so close!" Yang said.

One of the clackers flew past Wamuu's head... (Hehe)

Wamuu: I admire your weapon and guile. I'm actually enjoying your company. You deserve time. But only one minute, I will grant you a minute to fight the mighty Wamuu.

"Ohhhh! Joseph better step his game up!" Ruby said. WBY gulped. They don't wanna know what Wamuu is gonna do after the minute is done.

Kars: Wamuu. We'll be waiting outside.

Wamuu nodded at his masters as a large gash appeared on Joseph's wrist. RWBY, Caesar and Speedwagon gasped.

RWBY/Speedwagon and Caesar: JOSEPH/JOJO!

Joseph yelped in surprise as Wamuu rambled about how Joseph will lose conciousness due to blood loss in a minute.

Wamuu: Now make your time count and retrieve your weapon quickly, boy.

Joseph: Haaaah? What did you just say? I must be going deaf, you said something about retrieving my weapon correct?

"JOSEPH STOP PLAYING AROUND!" Weiss yelled.

Joseph: But that's just stupid. Why would you retrieve something... That comes back?

RWBY and Wamuu raised an eyebrow in confusion. Was the blood making Joseph even more of a moron than he already was? The answer is...

*BANG*

The clacker smacked through Wamuu's motherfucking face, from his right temple, a gash was seen.

"OH SHIT! WOOOO!" Yang hollered. "YEEEEAAAH!" Ruby followed soon after while Weiss and Blake had their mouths wide open. How can Joseph be so stupid yet so smart at the same time??

Joseph: Haha! I call that one Clacker Boomerang! Now all I need is a minute to kick your ass! Pow!

He socked Wamuu in the face.

"Finish him!" Weiss finally cheered.

Joseph began to Dempsey Roll Wamuu similar to when his grandfather did the same thing to Dio when they were kids. Speaking if which... They heard muffled sounds from JNPR's TV, along with the team's cheers.

Jonathan: DIOOOOOOO! I WILL BEAT YOU TIL I HAVE YOU IN TEARS!

"YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" they heard Nora scream.

But they were also witnessing an awesome beatdown.

Joseph: This is for killing Mark! This is for not taking me seriously! And! This! Is! Because I'm sick of looking at your ugly face!

Joseph said as he punched Wamuu in the face repeatedly. RWB began to feel dread as to why Wamuu was just letting this New York brat repeatedly bash his face. Yang meanwhile "Hey, Wamuu is not that ugly, Joseph." she whispered to herself. So far, in her observation, the three Pillar Men were designed very different from eachother. Esidisi is the old silver fox, Kars is the pretty boy judging from his feminine facial structures, Wamuu is the square jawed hunk. All of them are hot but she finds Wamuu to be the most attractive.

Scenes I can't wait to write (someone asked me lol)

10. DOITSU NO KAGAKUWA, SEKAI ICHI!

9. RODO ROLLA DAAAAA!!!

8. PEPELOLOPEPELOPELO! I'M COMING POLNAREFFU.

7. Silver Chariot rapes a rapist with his rapier

6. SHUT UP! GO HOME YOU BITCH! (Holly: Okayyy!)

5. CA-CA-CA-CA-CALL

4. RWBY reaction to DIO's survival, specifically Yang and Weiss' reaction to DIO showcasing Jonathan's muscular body by being shirtless all the time.

3. 20 second ORA

2. SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAA!!!

1. Joseph Joestar vs the Ultimate Cosmo-Astronaut.