Wamuu gave no shits as Joseph continued to pound him (please don't take it out of context)
Causing the team to be more worried.
Wamuu: Yes. Punish me, I've let my guard down, you earned your right to attack me. I deserved to be punished as no one managed to struck my face before.
"Oooh, Whamwham is kinky." Yang purred. "Joseph was the first person to damage him in who knows how many centuries?" Weiss asked in disbelief. "Joseph is very unorthodox, his fighting style is very unpredictable." Blake reasoned. "That's so awesome! Imagine being the first person to hurt an immortal being!" Ruby exclaimed.
But Wamuu suddenly began to tremble as his eyes glowed green. "Uh oh." RWBY deadpanned.
Joseph began to rant how Wamuu is an asshole as he continued to punch him in the face. "Dude! Joseph! Just do the Sunlight Yellow Overdrive and finish him off!" Yang stood up as she noticed Joseph was just venting his anger at Wamuu. "Yang. He's untrained." Blake reminded her. "I know, but it'd be cool to see that rapid sun punches once more! Jonathan was like ORAORAORAORAORAORAAA!" the blonde said as she punched the air rapidly.
"Uhh JoJo might wanna..." Ruby muttered as Wamuu slowly raised his arms.
Speedwagon: JOJO! STAY BACK! HE IS GETTING READY TO COUNTERATTACK!"
Joseph: Oh shit! You're right! This is bad!
Joseph leapt back as WB facepalmed. "Idiot." they said simultaneously.
Wamuu: I allowed you to pummel me to punish myself for being careless. That however, has ended.
Speedwagon: JoJo! Finish him now while you still can!
"A little too late for that!" Weiss screamed as Wamuu's arms slowly pointed at Joseph as the green aura around him intensifies.
Wamuu: Wind mode: Divine Sandstorm.
Joseph: Ahhh ha... This is gonna suck.
"That's a cool name for an atta- OH MY GOD!" Yang screamed as Wamuu's arms began to rotate clockwise and counter clockwise in order to create a motherfucking tornado that'll make the Florida Hurricane Man orgasm in delight.
Joseph: OH GOD WHAT THE FUC-
Narrator: Wamuu's fists appeared larger in JoJo's eyes, as the air creates a vortex of destruction.
"HIS HANDS ARE TORNADOES!" Weiss stood up and yelled. "T-Thank you, Captain Obvious." Blake stuttered as she managed to use Weiss' snide remark against her.
The wind began to lift JoJo in the air as it cut through the pillar like hot knife on butter.
Caesar: OH SHIT! LOOK AT THAT!
The funnel of devastating air rocked Joseph as his top got torn to shreds, multiple lacerations and bruises appeared on his body as he got fucked up.
"JOSEPH!" RWBY screamed, there is no way a person with no aura, hell even someone with aura can't survive something that terrifying.
Wamuu: Hmm. My aim was kind of off, this scar bled and disoriented my vision.
"WHAT?! So that wasn't a direct hit?" Weiss yelled. "Is Joseph gonna be okay?" Ruby asked.
Speedwagon: JOJO! NO!
Speedwagon was terrified (as usual) but he can't bear to witness another Joestar lose his life once more, he was prepared to run to Joseph's body to see if he's okay, only to be stopped by Caesar.
Joseph landed like a sack of shit behind Wamuu. "I've heard of semblances that can control wind but not as that dangerous!" Weiss exclaimed. "I would be admiring Joseph's body but even I know that this isn't the time for that." Yang muttered. "And to think that Wamuu's aim was off. It would have torn Joseph apart if it hit him directly and without the pillar to provide alittle bit of protection." Blake shuddered.
Joseph layed motionless as Wamuu glanced already.
Wamuu: ... Dead already? Very well.
RWB gasped as Yang stood up with her hair burning bright as her eyes went red "THAT MOTHERFUCKE-"
"YANG NO! DON'T PUNCH THE TV!"
After Ruby, Weiss and Blake wrestled the hysterical blonde to the ground, the scene continued.
Wamuu looked at the two humans.
Wamuu: Normally, I would have ignored defenseless humans like you. But you witnessed my shame and now I must kill you. You may now pray as you wish.
"Oh no, not them too!" Ruby said as they struggled to keep Yang under them.
Caesar is trying to think of a way to get him and Speedwagon away from this monster but he remained motionless as he was using the time Wamuu gave them to prepare themselves to form a plan.
As Wamuu focused his gaze at the two panicking humans. Joseph started moving and crawling away from the fight.
"HE-HE'S ALIVE!" Yang stood up in happiness as her force threw her teammates across the room.
Wamuu sensed it and glanced at JoJo's carcass.
Joseph became motionless.
Wamuu: Must be my imagination.
"... What is he doing?" Blake asked as she returned to her seat.
Caesar: WHAT IS HE DOING?! He's... Trying to escape?!
"What. Joseph never runs away from a fi- oh right." Ruby giggled as she remembered Joseph hotfooting it out of the pub when he realized his attacks to Straizo weren't getting him anywhere.
Yang finally calmed down.
Wamuu sensed it again and turned around only to see Joseph's worthless carcass lying motionless.
RWBY laughed at this.
Caesar: What a coward! Playing dead like that... I understand leaving me, but Speedwagon was his guardian! He's spineless!
Joseph: That guy is the biggest menace I've ever seen! How can he just make twisters like that with his fucking arms?! I feel like I'm about to die and my hamon breathing is disrupted... All I can rely on, is my family's secret technique!
The narrator narrated that even though JoJo was pathetically limping away, he's still the hero of this story.
"Is he seriously leaving?" Weiss asked.
"Nah, he probably have something up his sleeves."
"Yang, his sleeves got torn..."
As Joseph grabbed and hurled himself on a mine cart, Wamuu noticed it and was furious.
Wamuu: NNNNGGRR! I knew it!
He leapt and landed on the cart with him as Joseph smirked at the ancient muscleman.
Wamuu: Playing dead to save yourself?! No dignity!
Joseph: Oh but that's where you're wrong, I did it to save THEM!
"Joseph used his specialty once more." Weiss muttered. "It's not stupid if it works." Yang smirked.
Wamuu was sorta impressed. He was rarely tricked by his foes. The pillar man praised him for that cunning while Joseph rolled his eyes, considering that diversion is probably older than Wamuu himself.
Speedwagon and Caesar stared at Joseph with worry.
"Wait. Now that Joseph has got Wamuu where he wants him, what's he gonna do now?" Ruby asked. WBY gulped, they don't know the answer.
A cocky smirk appeared on Wamuu's face.
"Shit. Joseph, I know you can come up with something..." Yang muttered in concern, they noticed the Joestar trying to look around for something to use.
Speedwagon: Blimey... He's got JoJo..!
Caesar: JoJo, you moron! You're in worse shape than I am! I should have been the one to lure that monster away...
Caesar and Speedwagon wordlessly agreed to split up as Caesar ran to chase after Joseph. He was starting to doubt his previous statements. There's no way his grandfather and Joseph's grandfather would team up if the Joestars are as repulsive as he thought.
Meanwhile in the cart with the ancient cave muscle stripper...
Wamuu: You're quite calm for someone who is about to die.
RWBY was silent, waiting for what comes next.
Wamuu: Tell me. Is it because you are an absolute bonehead or do you have some more cunning tricks I have yet to witness?
Joseph tensed up and the team sees this. "Curse them and their super intelligence!" Weiss angrily snarled. "Wait. Does Joseph actually have something?" Blake asked. "Of course! He is a Joestar! He always have something." Ruby said.
Joseph asked if he did want to know.
Wamuu: No, no. Let me guess. You're probably holding a dynamite behind you, seeing as you have your arms on your back.
"A dynamite? Seriously? Where does he get these things?!" Weiss asked in frustration. "Weiss, he can pull out a machine gun out of nowhere, don't be shocked." Yang cockily remarked.
Joseph was unnerved that Wamuu is on to him.
Wamuu: Or maybe your backup plan involves hitting the brake and throwing me off the cart now would it? Like this?!
Joseph: OH FUCK!
The cart halted and the momentum threw them off.
Joseph landed outside the coliseum on his back while Wamuu landed on his feet gracefully.
"... Are you guys trying to predict what Joseph will do next?" Ruby asked in fear as she felt like all hope was lost. WBY didn't answer. The faunus however, remembered something "Caesar is going to... No wait, he won't be much help even if he did arrive."
Wamuu: The minute I have given you is almost up. But tell me, human. Why do I still see some fight in your eyes?
Joseph: I'll tell you if you want but you're gonna have to say please.
RWBY bursted out laughing at his remark.
Wamuu: DEFIANT TO THE END, ARE YOU?! Very well! Prepare to die!
"HAHAHA- Wait, OH SHIT, NO!" Yang screamed.
Joseph: Too bad. I could have killed you if I'm actually trained.
Wamuu stopped himself from jamming his fingers at his neck as there was an awkward silence for a few seconds, even Team RWBY was speechless.
Wamuu: What did you just say?
Joseph: My God, for someone who has super hearing, you're quite deaf. I said I would have destroyed you if I'm actually trained.
"That's my baby right there! He's gonna bluff his way out! Like Jonathan baiting Dio to admit he killed Dario, but only more extreme!" Yang clapped her hands quickly as she fangirled while her teammates were speechless.
Blake sighed and smiled "What did I expect? The Joestar blood flows within him."
"Yeah! The only Joestar who's a dummy so far is George, and he is not actually that dumb, he is just kind!" Ruby said.
Wamuu: Elaborate.
Joseph: I haven't trained my whole life, assbrain. Yet I am the first guy who scarred your face and I managed to beat your friend Santana. If I actually trained, you'll be the one lying down here and I'm the one standing over you.
Wamuu actually looks interested but Joseph once again continued his bluff.
Joseph: But yeah none of that matters now. Please make it quick, get it over with, yadda yadda yadda.
Wamuu: CONTINUE YOUR PROPOSITION.
Joseph: What proposition? Come on, I'm losing too much blood just fucking kill me, dipshit.
Wamuu: NO! I want to hear your thoughts!
Caesar arrived yet he decided to remain out of sight. "Just a little more, Joseph!" Ruby giggled in excitement.
Joseph: You pillar people can live forever right? How are you going to live with yourself if you killed a human who scarred you before he reached his full potential? It's like eating a fruit before it's ripe.
"Clever. Clever. Clever." Weiss grinned, she remembered watching high stakes poker and the psychological part of the game entertains her very well (C-C-C-CA-CA-CA-)
Wamuu: I can kill you whenever I please!
Joseph: Is that what your warrior heart really says?
Wamuu was twitching, shaking in rage as he was battling an internal conflict. Should he let this asshole live and fight him at his fullest? Or should he just end his life?
Esidisi appeared.
"Oh come on. Go away! You're gonna ruin everything!" Ruby whined. "I don't think this Esidisi guy is as naive as Wamuu." Blake gulped.
Esidisi: Wamuu. You gave this human a minute. Why are you still letting him breathe?
The older pillar man noticed the dynamite next to Joseph and inspected it.
He picked it up and examined it, before swallowing it whole.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Yang exclaimed. "Does he have any idea what dynamite is-"
"Hold on, Blake! If he blew up, then it's one less pillar man to deal with!" Ruby said with optimism.
"I don't know about that." Weiss replied unsurely, remembering Santana's resilience.
A loud boom erupted as Esidisi posed, his stomach inflated for a moment before returning back to normal.
"Oh..." Ruby said dejectedly.
Wamuu declared that he grew fond of the asshole.
"It worked!" RWBY exclaimed.
Wamuu: JoJo. I have decided to spare you, for now. But you must train and battle me when the time comes.
Joseph resisted the urge to scream "YEAH."
But he remained composed, he has to.
Joseph: Are you sure about this? You might actually regret it if it bites you back in the ass.
"Joseph stop! You'll jinx it!" Blake exclaimed.
"Why is Wamuu holding a ring?" Weiss asked.
Wamuu said that he needs assurance that Joseph won't Joestar technique his way out of this one.
Esidisi: Hehe. I was wondering when you'd propose, Wamuu.
"PROPOSE?!" RWBY exclaimed. "No way! I am the only one who has the right to marry that JoJo!" Yang's eyes turned red.
Wamuu: This is the wedding ring of death. Say HELLO.
Joseph: Hell no...
Wamuu: Guess where it goes? Here's a hint, not your finger.
Joseph: THAT THING WON'T FIT ON MY DIC- AAAAAAAGGGHHH!
Joseph screamed as Wamuu phased through his chest. Placing it in one of Joseph's arteries.
Wamuu: It will dissolve in 33 days. It will release a virulent toxin. Any attempt to remove it will also destroy the ring and release the toxin. The only way to remove it is to kill me and take the antidote from my lip ring. We shall meet in the Colloseum in 33 days.
Wamuu left as Joseph groaned in pain. Esidisi walked towards the human.
Esidisi: I doubt both of us will fight but my ring fits around your windpipe, I just couldn't resist, hehehe.
Joseph: AAAAGGHHH, YOU ASSHOLE! THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL, FUUUUCK!
"That's just too much." Ruby mumbled. "I can already feel the pressure." Blake muttered. "It'll give him enough motivation to train." Weiss said. "I wanna be married to Joseph too. This isn't fair." Yang frowned.
Esidisi: Mine had a different toxin. The antidote is in my nose ring. Hey Kars. You want to join?
"Oh come on! These hot guys can marry Joseph, why can't I?!"
"Yang. Joseph is going to die in 33 days, you should worry about that instead."
Kars: No.
RWBY was surprised. But Kars explained that a worthy opponent might give their immortal lives some challenge, the priority is to find the Super Aja.
Kars: Let's go.
Wamuu: Sarabada, JoJo.
Esidisi: Ahahahahahaha!
Joseph layed there broken, but still had enough energy to whine.
Joseph: Damnit, I'm not even gay! Two wedding rings with poison?! This is... Some kind of joke...
Before losing conciousness, he decided to give it a rest since Caesar and Speedwagon are safe.
Yeah, I hope it's worth the wait. Probably not.