Author's Note: All right folks here comes another baddie song! This one is set in the Reverse/Diamond AU during Weirdmaggedon and it centers on Mabel.
The song comes from A Troll in Central Park.
The Queen of Mean.
It has happened, Weirdmaggedon has come to pass.
The evil Warlock Ford has unleashed evil and chaos upon the town of Gravity Falls and with the assistance of Steven Diamond, all hopes of rebellion have been shattered.
Our heroes are either captured or in hiding, either way all our separated.
Except for Gideon and Connie, who even now are being carried in a cage in the woods towards their destination.
"Let go of us!" Connie shouted as she tried to free herself from the thorn-cage that she and Gideon shared but each time she slammed against the cage she is pierced by the thorns.
Gideon looked at the Multi-Bear who was holding onto their cage.
"Please let us out, you can't do this!" Gideon pleaded, all the heads of the Multi-Bear looked at him sadly.
"I am sorry but I have no choice, this forest is now her kingdom."
"Who's kingdom?" Gideon asked.
"Who do you think?" Connie sighed. Gideon was about to ask when they finally reached their destination.
Standing tall and menacing is a large castle made from dead oak trees and in front of the palace is a statue in gold of the ruler of this evil castle.
"M-M-M-Mabel!" Gideon shirked.
Within the castle, inside a room, their Mabel is getting ready for her royal appearance and with her is her unwilling Manotaur guards, waiting for her to put the finishing touches on her face.
Mabel: In my Kingdom.
No Joy shall flow. No face shall smile. No star shall glow.
Mabel put on some eyeliner made from Unicorn tears, she brushed her hair with a hairbrush stolen from the Mer-people and placed golden rings on her fingers made from Lepercorn gold.
Mabel: No heart shall care. No word be true. No rule be fair.
I promise you.
Mabel stood up from her chair and with a laugh jumped in the air where she landed on a couch carried by four Manotaurs and Manotaurs carried her out of her room and headed down a row of stairs while being followed by her large demonic boar Waddles.
Manotaur Guards: Face the queen and turn into stone!
Face the queen and turn into stone!
Face the queen and turn into stone!
Face the queen and turn into stone!
Mabel snapped her fingers and six fairies flew in and started fanning her while also keeping away from the mad boar for fear of being eaten.
Mabel: It feels delicious to be so vicious.
I'm Mabel the queen of mean.
Manotaur Guards: Mean!
They continued on their path not noticing five Gnomes sneaking in and holding a knife carved from a tree as they prepare for their plan.
Mabel: It's so delightful, that I'm so spiteful.
I'm Mabel the queen of mean.
Manotaur Guards: Mean!
Mabel: If I choose, I'll destroy and demolish, arrest and abolish anyone I've known.
Jeff the leader of the Gnomes held his weapon and signaled the others to wait but then Mabel clapped her hands and instantly a red scepter appeared with a red metallic eye bat on top. (A gift from her Grunkel)
Mabel held the scepter in hand and they eye on it glowed and instantly carried Jeff towards her, the now frightened gnome shook in terror of being found.
Mabel: Stand in my way, and you'll stand there forever.
Because I'll turn you into stone!
Mabel tapped Jeff on the head with her staff and the Gnome instantly fell to the ground but to the horror of his comrades he was turning into stone right before their eyes as Mabel and her followers kept going.
Mabel and (Manotaur Guards): (Stone)
I'm the queen of Mean! (She's the queen of mean!)
I'm the meanest queen you've ever seen (The Meanest queen)
You should have no doubt about my clout.
I'm the queen of mean.
Mabel laughed as her precious Boar started chasing the reaming gnomes, then she snapped her fingers and fairies started painting her fingernails and started cleaning her scepter but carefully avoiding the eye bat on top.
Manotaur Guards: Face the queen and turn into stone!
Face the queen and turn into stone!
Mabel: It's simply yummy, to fry a dummy.
I'm Mabel the queen of mean.
Manotaur Guards: Mean!
Mabel: I'm so grateful to be so hateful.
I'm Mabel the queen of mean.
Manotaur Guards: Mean!
"Shmebulock!" cried Shmebulock as he was being carried in Waddels's mouth.
Mabel jumped off and waved her scepter around and her cloths started to change into a mix of her outfit and a queen's robe then she motioned the fairies to come to her.
Mabel: When I want, I will pillage and plunder, I'll bellow and thunder make you shake and moan!
Get in my and I'll get you forever because I'll turn you into stone!
Mabel pointed her scepter at the fairies and not only turned them into stone but made them look like a crown then she placed the petrified crown on her head and started to make her way through the halls and every creature she passes bows in terror at the sight of her.
Mabel and (Manotaur Guards): (Stone)
I'm the queen of Mean! (She's the queen of mean!)
I'm the meanest queen you've ever seen (The Meanest queen)
You should have no doubt about my clout.
I'm (She's) the queen of mean.
Manotaur Guards: Face the queen and turn into stone!
Face the queen and turn into stone!
Mabel: Absolutely the queen, the queen!
Mabel pointed to Celestabellebethabelle and motioned her to come, the unicorn was afraid but with some encouragement from Waddels (By that I mean he growled and bared his fangs and horns at her) the unicorn ran to Mabel and bowed so she could get on and pointed her to move forward.
Mabel and (Manotaur Guards): I'm the queen of Mean! (She's the queen of mean!)
I'm the meanest queen you've ever seen (The Meanest queen)
You should have no doubt about my clout.
I'm the queen of mean!
Manotaur Guards: Unh! Ah! Unh! Ah!
Turn into stone!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Stone!
They entered the throne room at the center of the room are the trapped Connie and Gideon looking at the clamed Queen of the woods and creatures.
Mabel jumped off and sat on her throne and grinned at her prisoners, but manly on Connie.
"Oh I've been waiting for this for a long time."
The End.
Author's Note: Another good one, right there! I enjoyed writing this one.