Caesar: JoJo!
Caesar ran over to the unconcious Joestar with newfound respect as he cradled his body.
"What now?! You wanna marry my JoJo too?!" Yang asked grumpily, her eyes burning red.
"Hold on, let's hear what he has to say." Blake shushed the rest of the girls.
Caesar: You... You're a madlad, I'll give you that. You pulled it off better than the world's best con man. But now you're gonna have to walk the walk after you talked the talk. We're gonna train... Let's get stronger, you and I.
To be continued.
"Well, atleast he finally respects Joseph." Ruby broke the silence. "Ughh, I wanna watch more but it's getting too late..." Weiss groaned. "Guess we'll just have to wait til tomorrow." Blake muttered and headed towards her bed.
"I swear I'm gonna find out if Joseph is really here and I will..." Yang dejectedly dragged herself towards her bed.
...
Giorno walked through the dark corridor. Glancing at the small piece of paper given to him by a woman named Goodwitch. He was scheduled to meet the headmaster tomorrow. Squinting his eyes through the dimly lit hall, he saw a taller boy with a pompadour, wearing baggy pants and a tanktop with zippers on his nipples.
He felt some sort of connection as he walked past him. "S'cuse me." the pompadour mumbled.
The gangstar glanced back after Josuke passed through.
Giorno's eyes widened. "That star. On your neck." he said, catching Josuke's attention.
"Oh umm.. Your eyesight is sharp. I mean, it's kinda dark and-"
"What does it mean?" Giorno interrupted him in an aggressive, commanding tone.
...
Ruby can't sleep. She tossed and turned, but Yang's snoring and the JNPR's reaction through the walls are preventing her from sleeping.
"OH MY GOD! WHEN DID THIS TURN TO A HORROR SHOW, REN HOLD ME!"
"Nora, get off-"
"The mask turns it's user to a monster!"
"I'm... Is this... Uhhh... Dio planned on using it on Mr. Joestar right? I mean, he seemed like a normal man earlier this morning so..."
"Jaune, you dummy. Dio didn't succeed of course!"
"Ughh! Darn it." Ruby stood up and pouted, throwing the pillow back to her bed and slowly sneaking towards the door because she decided to tell them to keep it down.
But she was not expecting to see the two person having a standoff outside the room.
...
"Look. Dude, I'm just trying to buy some snack at the cafeteria, so like... Yeah." Josuke rubbed the back of his head. "Your father and nephew has it too, huh?" Giorno said, interested.
He noticed the door on Josuke's left opening a little. The older teen noticed it too and nodded at Giorno.
"Take me to them." he demanded.
"... Maybe later when I get back."
"Okay, I'll come with you."
"Sure."
The two Joestars then glared at the eavesdropping Ruby.
"EEP!" she yelped before covering her mouth. She swore she saw two humanoid figures behind the two men in the darkness. "S-Sorry! I was just going to my friends' room!" she whispered apologetically.
"Well! You better stop scaring people like that." Josuke chuckled. Ruby's eyes widened as her silver eyes adjusted in the darkness and saw them.
"I suggest you stop doing that before it gets you in to trouble." Giorno told her sternly.
Ruby was blushing mad. "W-What?"
The two noticed this.
"Dude, what's wrong with her?" Josuke nudged his granduncle.
"Please don't make me repeat myself. It's very useless." Giorno walked passed the two to head to the cafeteria. "H-Hey slow down! You don't even know where it is!" Josuke followed soon.
Giorno stopped and awkwardly replied "R-Right. Lead the way."
'I was right! They're here..!' Ruby thought to herself before regaining her motor skills and tiptoed to JNPR's door.
30 minutes later.
Ruby was on the verge of tears, seeing Speedwagon so young and Jonathan being Jonathan brings joy to her heart.
"Oh so Dio's not a vampire yet." Ruby muttered. "Vampire..?" JNPR asked unsurely.
Dio: You can even say that humanity itself was a weakness.
Then it hit Pyrrha.
"HE'S GONNA-"
Jonathan: Dio. What are you mumbling about?
"This is a weird time to be philosophical, Brando." Nora sneered. "Mr. Joestar, don't come any closer!" Jaune exclaimed.
Dio: I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO!
JNPR gasped but Ruby can merely smile at the fond memories of this part.
...
"Padre... It's- it's so nice to finally meet you." Giorno took a step forward while Jonathan and Dio glanced at eachother fighting for a bag of popcorn.
It was silent for a moment...
"Josuke, you fool! Why must you let some unfamiliar peasant to our room?!" the vampire asked out loud.
"Uhhh yeah, that's your son." the pompadour teen shouted from the other side of their room.
"And you... You're my biological father." Giorno looked at Jonathan.
"My! I see you got your hair from Erina." Jonathan lets go of the popcorn to approach his son. "..." the italian gangstar tensed up.
"Wait, who's your father? JoJo, or I, Dio?" the vampire asked in confusion.
"... Yes." Giorno replied.
...
"Okay guys... I'm going back to bed. Keep it down okay?" Ruby rubbed her eyes as she made her way out. "Thanks for spoiling it, Ruby!" Nora sarcastically yelled. Jaune groaned, Pyrrha frowned and Ren intently watched as Dio walked up the wall. Ruby just said everything that is about to happen before yawning and deciding it's time for bed.
...
The next day.
Dio was silent last night and haven't said a word since. He met this asshole with a trench coat and a cap blaming him for something he hadn't even done yet, then the one with the weird hairdo came back with another kid with a weirder hairdo who claimed he was his and Jonathan's son. It was alot to take in even for someone like him.
Cinder was a bit disappointed that Dio haven't contacted her ever since. As the vampire gave her the pizza, she slipped in some tip and her number on a paper once again. Snapping Dio out of his trance.
"Why are you giving me this trash, I am a deliverer of pizza, not a garbage man!" the vampire with a huge ego whined before closing the door on her and leaving.
...
Yang's drool flowed down to the pillow as she snored loudly. Suddenly, her lilac eyes shot wide open. "I'LL BE THE ROOOOOUND-A-BOUT!" she sang out loud. Weiss groaned and turned to the other side. "The words will make you out and out! Spend the daaaaay your waaaaaay!"
"Yang... Shut up..!" Blake grumbled. "But ladies! It's Saturday! JoJo all the way!" Yang cheered before falling back to her bed once again.
"We could atleast grab something to eat first." Weiss suggested grumpily.
After eating breakfast. They finally played the next episode.
The narrator rambled on about how Joseph needed to beat Wamuu and Esidisi to save himself from the poison rings.
"Oh... Right. He got married." Yang angrily grumbled as RWB remained silent. "Oh wait! If he removes the ring that means he is single again!" she purred.
Venice, Italy.
A rather beautiful city where the roads were canals and the only mode of transportation is by a boat. "Woah..." RWBY said in awe as they were enamored by the beauty of the city. The somber silence was ruined by the titular character whining.
Joseph: Goddamnit! I only said a month as a bluff! I should have said a year! Fuck!
"It's kind of nostalgic since we're going to see a Joestar and Zeppeli working once again." Blake stated.
Caesar: JoJo, calm down and start thinking!
Joseph: I am thinking! And I am calm!
Caesar: Doesn't look like it.
Joseph: Look, I'm married to two ancient creatures of the night and-
Caesar ignored him and poured water on to a glass. "What's he up to?" Weiss asked, tired of Joseph's rambling about how he didn't even say 'I do'.
Caesar: If you're gonna fight them, you should be atleast be able to do this.
His fingertips held on as he turned it upside down much to Joseph and RWBY's awe. "Woah! Is there anything hamon can't-" Blake stopped as she glanced at Weiss, knowing she have a snide remark to make, the faunus decided not to finish her sentence. Caesar tossed the glass to Joseph.
Joseph: That's fucking eas- OH! It's cold!
The Joestar failed miserably as water splashed on to him. "Aww, Joseph was all wet now." Yang grinned as Blake and Weiss elbowed her for that green joke. Ruby however didn't get it "I don't get it."
Caesar explained that Joseph lacked control and that he should focus on channeling the ripple to his fingertips rather than his palms. Joseph nodded in agreement, Caesar was actually willing to help him out this time so that's a start.
Caesar: And this is the reason why I brought you to Venice! The home of my coach!
"COACH?!"
"ANOTHER ZEPPELI?!"
"I HOPE IT'S WILLIAM'S SON, AAAAAA!"
Joseph: OH NO! The phrases I hated the most is hard work and work hard!
Caesar: Too bad.
"Bahahahahaha!" Yang obnoxiously laughed as her teammates chuckled "I gotta admit. That was pretty funny." Blake giggled.
Episode 16: Lisa Lisa, Hamon Coach
"Lisa Lisa... I'm guessing it's a woman." Weiss stated after reading the letters on the screen. "Maybe William's daughter? Wait, if she is a Zeppeli then Caesar would probably call him mother, right?" Ruby pointed out. "Maybe it's out of respect or maybe she is not a Zeppeli at all." Blake answered.
Joseph: Venice was a tourist town, why the hell would a master of ripple be here?
"What- are you kidding? The place is gorgeous! I wouldn't mind living there!" Weiss exclaimed.
Caesar ignored his ramblings as they walked in to the docks to get to the private island. Spotting an empty Gondola with a Gondolier, Caesar called his attention. But the strange man did not say anything.
"Maybe he is on a break? It looks like it's noon after all." Ruby said. "But he could have atleast told them rather than ignore them like that. He is being rude." Yang grumbled.
The man was wearing a theater mask, creeping Joseph and the team out.
Then he did something strange. He tossed the oar to the ocean and stood on it. "WHAT?" Blake stood up. "I'm calling it! It's-" Weiss was interrupted by Yang "HAMON!"
"NO! You stole my thunder!"
The water ripples around the oar. "Called it." Yang smirked with a snap as the heiress grumbled something under her breath.
The mysterious hamon user leapt off the oar, which flung and hit Joseph in the face, sending him in to the water. But the Joestar prevented himself from submerging with his hamon, but as the amateur he is, the water reaches his ankles.
Joseph: That hurt! What the fuck, asshole?!
Asshole: Impressive. Even though you're a novice, you can stand on the water using your ripple.
The voice sounded way too feminine however, RWBY took note of this.
The mysterious hamon asshole removed his mask... And it's a she, a very beautiful she. "THE WOMAN! THE WOMAN FROM THE INTRO! THE NAKED-"
"Ruby, we get it! Shut up!"
Joseph: A chick?!
Caesar: Coach?!
Narrator: Her name is Lisa Lisa. Nobody knows what her real name is, how old she is, or where she came from.
"That's the coach? I thought the woman in the intro was going to be the love interest of the story or something. Like with Sadame with Erina." Blake asked as a vein popped out of Yang's forehead at the mention of the words 'love interest'.
Joseph: Hey, you being the opposite sex is not gonna save you from me. You still slammed that oar on me, I won't hold back just because you're a girl!
"Woop! I'm getting some Cardin vs Pyrrha flashbacks." Yang snarked. "And that's exactly how it's gonna end." Weiss muttered.
LL: Being able to walk on water untrained is quite impressive. But...
Joseph was sprinting towards her. She kicked the oar up into the air and made a high bar with it, making water hold it in it's place.
LL: YOU MUST BE PREPARED TO DIE IF YOU WISHED TO MASTER HAMON IN A MONTH!
Joseph: HOLY SHIT, How did you even know?!
She used the bar to launch herself towards Joseph before attaching a breathing correction mask to his face. Then somersaulting to the docks near Caesar. RWBY was speechless at the display of skill, they can tell that she is the real deal.
Joseph: What the hell?! I can't brea-
LL: Joseph Joestar. You will wear this breathing correction mask at all times.
Joseph struggled and started to sink as his breathing got ragged. "Well, that already shows that she won't be as forgiving as William." Ruby mumbled.
Joseph: I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS BULLSHIT.
LL: Proper rhythm is the key, without it, you'll kill yourself. Your training has began. I'll take it off during meals and toothbrushing.
"That's... That's harsh." Yang said in concern. "He needs to if he wants to get those rings off of him." Blake said. "But- but, is a month enough? I mean sure, Jonathan managed to defeat Dio in a week but those three guys were leagues above Dio." Ruby asked. "Not to mention, a week was barely enough." Weiss gulped. "Guys, the Pillar Men didn't have any abilities that can counterattack hamon like Dio's vaporizing freeze. I mean, I'm not sure, but in the Opening, the chorus showed that Wamuu had tornadoes in his arms, that Esidisi guy have whips or something and that Kars man have very sharp arms." Blake deducted.
"... How did you know? Have you been watching the series without us?!" Yang asked accussingly. "What- no! If Phantom Blood taught me one thing, it's that the Openings are full of spoilers!" the faunus defended herself.
Caesar taunted Joseph that it's the same thing as wearing a halloween mask while the Joestar climbed up the docks. He made his way towards his new teacher.
Joseph: Listen here, missy-
LL: Just so you know, I'm not teaching you for your own sake. I'm teaching you to defeat them.
Joseph grumbled something under his breath.
Caesar: You want another round with her, tiger?
Joseph: I don't hit women.
RWBY laughed at Joseph's sudden change of tone. Their mentor welcomed them to Venice as she headed for the Gondola.
Joseph: Sheesh. She's pretty skillful and strong. But I'd never marry a woman like that.
Yang lets out a sigh of relief.
Joseph: But she is kinda cute though.
Her lavender eyes turned red.
Caesar grabbed Joseph's head.
Joseph: The hell you want?
Caesar: Bow to her, moron.
Joseph: Why would a womanizer like you be polite to her?
Caesar: I respect her as if she was my mother.
Joseph rolled his eyes.
"Well, Caesar had another side of him I guess." Blake said. "I can beat her in a fight." Yang grunted.
The team was then presented by a bird's eye view of Air Supplena Island. Caesar described it as dark and mysterious compared to the sunny and upbeat atmosphere of the city.
Their new training grounds, where the strongest hamon warriors the species has to offer will reside and hone their skills to fight the Pillar Men.
LL: Welcome. To my home.
"Woah..." Ruby whispered in awe as the tall towering formations engulfed the three's speedboat in it's shadow. "Must've been pretty expensive to buy an island. Right, Weiss?" Yang nudged the heiress. "How would I know?! Do I look like I own an island?" Weiss replied in annoyance. "Wait, you don't?"
Meanwhile in New York,
Erina: I see that you're safe and so is JoJo... I couldn't be any happier.
"That couldn't be further from the truth." Blake said.
Erina, Speedwagon and Smokey were having a peaceful evening drinking some tea. Smokey nervously looked at Speedwagon.
Speedwagon chuckled nervously as a reply.
He remembered his honorary grandson's words to him before they parted ways...
Joseph: Tell granny about the poison rings and I will kick your ass!
"Classic Joseph." RWBY muttered.
Speedwagon looked outside the window while Smokey nervously adjusted his seat.
Erina: Say. Where is he anyway?
Speedwagon: AA-
Back in Air Supplena,
LL: This is going to be the prologue. We call this "The Hell Climb Pillar"
Caesar: W-WHAT?!
The team immediately knew that it was bad news if it managed to get that reaction out of Caesar.
Caesar: C-Coach. You can't be serious...
LL: Do I look like I'm joking?
Joseph: No, you look like a mentor. Anyways what's this about?
Caesar: But coach! JoJo is just a beginner! Even I haven't attempted it! That Pillar killed many trainees from the past years!
Weiss gulped "It's exactly like Atlas academy. They weed out the weak during the entrance exam."
"... Is it that hard?" Ruby asked. "Winter said it's tougher than her training in the military, so that says alot about it." the heiress replied.
Joseph: "Ooooh, anything but this!" Grow some balls, Caesar, it can't be that bad, right?
The giant metal doors towards the hell climb opened.
Caesar: JoJo, you don't understand! It's called Hell Climb for a reason!
Joseph: Okay, cut the crap. What's this thing about? Don't keep it to yourselves. I'm a trainee here too, I deserve to kno-
Lisa Lisa kicked the two burly men to the large pit with the pillar in the middle.
There was a huge splash. "That pillar looks awfully shiny, is that... Oil?" Blake pointed out. "Oh no! Joseph got wet again!" Yang joked once more.
Joseph: Gah! Fuck! This is oil! Everything is oil!
"So they still use oil in this time period..." Weiss mumbled. Oil was originally the source of fuel before Dust was discovered.
LL: It's a 24 meter tall pillar. You better climb up or you'll die of thirst or starvation. The pillar only accepts hamon. Good luck.
The team sweatdropped. This is definitely tougher than Jonathan's training.
30 days before the ring dissolves.
Caesar proceeded to attempt climbing it using his fingertips as Joseph continued to whine about how unfair it is.
Joseph: This is bullshit! I just got here! She can't be serious about this! This giant, slippery, fucking dildo spits oil! How did she expect for us to climb it?!
"Joseph, just get on with it! Follow Caesar's lead!" Weiss yelled. "Come on! Don't you wanna be better than Caesar?" Yang cheered. "Yeah!" Ruby agreed.
Joseph: Ugh! My palms won't even stick! How is Caesar doing this shit anyway?
Joseph looked up to see Caesar gaining some height but the Zeppeli was struggling to move at this point.
Caesar worried about the two of them, so he looked down to his reluctant comrade to coach him.
Caesar: JoJo! The longer it takes, the harder it gets! Stop wasting time and-
"That's what she said- woah! Careful!" Yang screamed as Caesar slipped down a few inches.
The blonde italian lamented how it's difficult to even talk.
Joseph: ARRRRRGHHH! I just fucking got here!
Joseph had a small temper tantrum as he smashed his fists to the oil. RBY grinned at Weiss, who scoffed and whispered "I don't do that... Anymore."
Joseph tore off his shirt, revealing a sage crop top. Seeing him drenched in oil like that gave Yang goosebumps as she shakily exhaled.
The rest of the team were blushing as well, but Weiss snapped out of it pretty quickly "What's he doing?"
The Joestar descendant tied up his torn shirt as a shift rope. "Cheating." Blake deadpanned.
Joseph: Ahahaha! Don't worry, Caesar. Once I get up, I'll lend you this rope just like Rapunzel!
"Damn, the Joestars are smart!" Yang exclaimed, proud of her Joestar.
But as he climb his way up, he felt the binds getting more and more loose as he slowly fell down.
He looked up to see Lisa Lisa, who revealed that she threw a small dagger to prevent his jackass from cheating.
"Yup. That would just be too easy." Ruby chuckled.
LL: The pillar only accepts hamon! Using anything else is an insult! Don't you forget that!
The woman sternly said as she walked away. But Joseph sat up hastily and called her name.
Joseph: Lisa- I mean, COACH!
Hearing the right name, she turned to look at her son.
Joseph: Y-You wouldn't really left us for dead here if we failed right? You're just getting us fired up, right? You'll pull us out later, right?
Lisa Lisa gave him a stare that says 'Go fuck yourself'.
Even the team was intimidated. "M-M-Miss Goodwitch, eat your heart out..." Ruby stuttered, referencing how it looks similar to Glynda's scowls whenever she or the others were caught doing something stupid.
It also sent a chill up to Joseph's spine.
Joseph: Oh my God... Such a cold stare! She looked at me as if I'm a pig or something... WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! YOU BEING HOT PISSES ME OFF EVEN MORE!
RWB chuckled at that remark while Yang just scoffed. "Hmph!"
Hey baby! -William Zeppeli
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