28 hours has passed. Caesar reached 15 meters while Joseph was still at 0 meters rethinking his life choices.
"28 hours? Geez. And I'm guessing they didn't get a bite or a drink..." Yang said. "That's crazy! I don't think I can hold on to something without food or water." Ruby claimed.
Joseph: It's been a day or so yet Caesar only reached about half of that shit.
They noticed how Caesar was on his fingerttips. "I bet he's sore as heck." Weiss observed. "Probably. I mean, I can climb well but I can't hold a dead hang for more than 5 minutes, let alone 28 hours." the faunus stated.
Joseph: Oh fuck, his body is trembling. He is on his fingertips! His hamon is probably about to run out. If he falls he'd be as good as dead... He'd probably kill me if he lands on my head... FIGHT, CAESAR!
The team was surprised, Joseph was actually cheering him on. Caesar regained his footing but he trembled as he inched another inch upwards.
Joseph: Oh shit, he is about to fall again! COME ON, YOU CAN- Wait a minute. Has his fingers always been like that?
Then it hit Joseph and RWBY, he remembered Caesar's advice back from the mainland. Concentrate hamon to his fingerttips.
"What the... WHY DID IT TOOK HIM A DAY TO FIGURE THAT OUT?!" Yang screamed. "28 hours was alot of time... I wonder what did Joseph do in those hours?" Ruby pondered. "Knowing him, he probably spent it throwing another tantrum." Weiss huffed.
Blake's scroll vibrated, she read the message silently before breaking the news.
"Uhh guys... Team CFVY's mission was cancelled. Coco wants to know if we still want to continue decorating the ball." the faunus announced.
"OF FUCKING COURSE! Me and Weiss already had a plan for it!" Yang said. "Yeah, tell them not to sweat it." the heiress smiled. "Mhm. Kay." Blake said as she replied to Coco's text.
Joseph: No wonder my palms won't stick, damn I'm such an idiot. Here goes JoJo!
Joseph raised his hands up from the oil as the camera panned upwards from his rippling abs to his face. "Oooh hoo hoo, look at those slippery... Ugh!" Yang shivered. If she managed to find him, she'll definitely ask (force) him to dance with her. Meanwhile WB are facepalming because Joseph wasted alot of time. "GO, JOSEPH!" Ruby cheered.
Joseph: Fuck yeah! It's working!
Caesar smiled as he saw his newfound rival figure it out.
Caesar: Heh. About ti- woah! WOAH!
He should stop talking.
The screen faded to black.
...
"Oh my gosh..."
"This.. Is this spaghetti?"
"It looks like hair!"
Giorno merely ignored the jeers of the students as he continued reading a book.
"OH MY GOSH, THIS IS DELICIOUS."
...
"Joseph Joestar, get back to work!" Glynda yelled.
Joseph removed his headphones "What's there to clean? It's fucking- woah..." he stopped himself as he noticed the hall that was going to be used for the ball.
"I'll clean over there!" he said as he hastily made his way towards it.
"Well, I'd say they're doing good so far." Coco said, Fox nodded in agreement.
'Man, she looks alot like Lisa Lisa...' the Joestar blinked as he noticed the two students at the dance floor expecting the decorations Weiss and Yang had arranged.
...
"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!" Josuke growled as CRDL ran away from him. "Don't look back, just keep running!"
Josuke sighed and sat back down. "Jerks..." he turned around and saw a slim brunette with... Bunny ears?
"Hey... Are you on shift?" she asked timidly. "Yeah. What do you need?" he replied softly. Velvet handed him her scroll. "It was malfunctioning, it won't open, the Headmaster told me to come see you."
Josuke simply used his stand to fix it. The scroll suddenly extended and turned on by itself. "Oh my! That was quick!" the faunus expressed her surprise.
"Hehe, you're welcome." he smiled. An awkward pause commenced as they just stood there. Josuke shifted his foot, unsure of what to do next.
"So... What did Cardin do this time?" Velvet asked as she returned her scroll to her pocket. "Oh, was that his name? Eh.. They were talking smack about my hair, so I hurled a garbage bin at them and knocked the short guy out." he nonchalantly shrugged.
Velvet tilted her head as she inspected his strange hairdo. "Yeah, he has a habit of doing that. I myself was often a victim." the faunus smiled and pointed at her ears.
Josuke blinked twice, his dad and his ancestor briefed him about faunuses, to avoid being accidentally offensive.
"But if you ask me, I think your hair looks kinda cute." she shyly complimented, averting her gaze.
...
Another 24 hours has passed, JoJo was at 16 meters while Caesar was at 18 meters.
"Joseph closed the gap!" Ruby exclaimed. "Why did Caesar slowed down? Did he waited for Joseph?" Blake asked. "I don't think he did, maybe he was too sore." Weiss argued.
Joseph: Goddamn... Now I know why Caesar wasn't moving... The pillar widens the higher it gets, it's as bitchy as that woman..!
"Ohhhh..."
Yang was silent, she was hoping they'd make it.
3 hours has passed, Caesar was at 19 meters and Joseph reached 18 meters.
Joseph: Oh ho ho ho! What do we have here?
RWBY wondered what cheered Joseph up, but they saw a small crack that Joseph can grab on.
"Something smells fishy here..." the heiress whispered. "Did you just say fish?" the faunus asked hastily.
"He can catch his breath through that!" Ruby cheerfully said. "Probably why Caesar was stuck at 18 meters for so long, sneaky boy." Yang chuckled.
Joseph: Hehe! I finally got a big break.
"Wait- I KNEW IT! DON'T PUT YOUR HAND IN THE-"
*press*
"Crack..."
The heiress facepalmed as Joseph fell right in to the trap. "Sounds like a trap..." Yang muttered. "Because it is!" Weiss groaned.
Joseph: What the fuck was that? What did I just d-
The pillar then shook violently as the two panicked, it reached orgasm as it squirted oil at the 20 meter mark.
"... Okay? What's the deal? Can't they handle a little oil to the face?" Ruby asked. "It might put them off balance, considering how sore and tired they are." Blake said.
"Ooooh, I wish Joseph would get oiled up again." Yang purred.
Caesar: ... JoJo?
Joseph: Okay, I know what you're thinking, but I swear I-
Caesar said nothing and took out his pen. To test the pressure, he slowly put it-
*Cut*
"Oh shit." Yang said. "It cuts like a razor blade. I think I've heard of someone with that kind of semblance before..." Weiss said. "Oh no, now how are they gonna past through that?" Ruby asked.
Caesar went silent.
Joseph: Caesar? Look, I'm sorry but I swear I didn't- I didn't know!
But the blonde man thought it would be counter productive to yell at his stupidity, so he went on to try his idea instead.
Caesar then took his hands off and stuck with his feet much to everyone's awe. Negative and positive hamon. Negative to repel the fucking oil, and positive to stick to the pillar.
The team was speechless.
Joseph: Hell yeah! You're doing great!
Caesar did great and got through. "Well! That was spectacular!" Weiss cheered. "Agreed, do you guys think negative hamon can negate Dio's ice? And positive to like, burn him?" Ruby asked. "I think... Why?" Blake asked back. "I dunno... I'm still salty he lived on as a head and ruin Jonathan's honeymoon." Ruby pouted. "It probably can negate Dio's ice but it can't negate Dio's eyes. Eh? Eh?" Yang grinned with her signature shitty pun.
The team went silent.
"Oh gosh I did a horrible mistake. I'm sad again." Yang frowned, remembering Part 1's ending.
Caesar: I did it! I can't believe I pulled it off... But how is JoJo going to...
Joseph: Haha! I'd be clapping if I can use my hands- wait, I don't think I can pull that off... Shit.
RWBY gulped in worry. But Caesar can't stop now, he's gone so far to fail.
9 hours have passed, he finally reached the top after 61 hours.
Caesar: GRAZIE AL CIELO! I made it!
He panted heavily as his body screamed out in pain. The team winced, they can't imagine being that sore. "That took him... 3 days? Damn, that's tough." Yang said. "... Maybe he can turn off the oil!" Ruby stood up with optimism. "Joseph needs to hold on a little longer now." Blake said. Her scroll was ringing but they are too invested to the episode to give a shit.
...
Coco groaned as Blake was unreachable. She withdrew her scroll and noticed the tall, hot, muscly brunet inspecting the place with awe.
"Excuse me, Mr. Janitor." Coco called him.
"Hey, it's Mr. Joestar to you, lady. What's up?" he asked, still feeling uncomfortable since she really looks like Lisa Lisa.
"Okay, Mr. Hottie."
"Hmmm, I like the sound of that."
"Can you please look for two ladies named Weiss Schnee and Yang Xiao Long?"
...
Caesar panted heavily as his master stared at him unamused. "Is he going to have to fight her?" Ruby gulped. "UGHHH, I HATE HER. HAVE MERCY ON JOSEPH, WITCH!" Yang growled. "Reminds me of Miss Goodwitch for some reason." Weiss mumbled.
Caesar: COACH! JoJo is going to die! Knowing him, he'll try something incredibly stupid! He'll get cut in half or- or starve to death!
"I bet she isn't going ti budge." Blake sighed.
Joseph: WELL, sitting here with a thumb up my ass won't do any good! I better try it, if I die then I'm not fit for the job to begin with!
"Try what? TRY WHAT?" RWBY asked frantically.
Caesar: JOJO! SHUT UP AND STAY PUT, I'LL FIND A WAY TO-
Joseph: HAMON NO BEAT!
RWBY stood up simultaneously as Joseph slid along the oil sheet.
"He is using the oil as a... As a zipline!"
"OH MY GOD! How is he going to reach the top if the stream flows to the bottom?"
Caesar and Lisa Lisa were speechless, just what in the hell is Joseph gonna do?
"The oil is losing momentum the further it goes, WHAT IS HE GONNA DO?" Blake asked out loud, she can't wait what the Joestar descendant would do.
Grabbing hold of the last solid part of the oil, he used it like a high bar similar to Lisa Lisa.
And lunged towards the wall on the opposite side.
They all screamed in hype.
"IS HE GONNA MAKE IT?" Yang asked.
*knock knock*
"SHUT UP! WE DON'T WANT ANY!" she screamed at the door.
...
"Sheesh. Okay then, can't believe I forgot how rude highschool dames are. I think this is the wrong room anyway." Joseph said before leaving.
...
Lisa Lisa: No one has ever climbed the pillar that way. But I guess I shall allow it, for he is using hamon.
Caesar: JoJo! What is wrong with you?!
"AWESOME! I think I love him! Gosh!" Yang screamed. "I can't believe it, he is so crafty." Weiss shook her head and smiled. "He thinks outside of the box. He comes up with insane ideas and pulls them off." Blake adds. "Ahh if only I was as cunning as him." Ruby giggled.
Lisa Lisa smiled, the team noticed it, maybe she was warming up to him.
Joseph made it, but he realized that the dry wall was a bit harder to hold on to because it doesn't conduct hamon as good as oil.
"No, no, no! He just made it! He can't-" Ruby desperately whined.
Joseph: I think I'm gonna...
"NO!" RWY yelled. "Wait, Caesar can help him!" Blake said.
But as he lets go, Blake was proven right as the italian grabbed his hand.
"YES! Nice, nice, nice!" Yang cheered in delight.
Caesar: For the record, I wasn't mad earlier. Forgive me, coach!
"Very nice, Caesar!" Yang's grin grew wider.
Lisa Lisa: I suppose we can bend the rules a little, but weren't you exhausted yourself, Caesar?
The two men's eyes widened.
"Oh no."
Joseph: Caesar, DON'T YOU DARE LET GO! PLEASE! CAAEESAAAAAAAR!
RWBY laughed out loud.
Narrator: After screaming don't let go 13 times, JoJo has made it to the top in 61 hours and 9 minutes.
The team applauded. "That was great, that was so great." Ruby complimented as her teammates agreed. They heard screaming from JNPR's room.
... Meanwhile ...
"YES! GOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH!" Nora screamed in hype with a bleeding nose. "YOU CAN DO IT, MR. JOESTAR!" Jaune cheered with tears in his eyes. "Avenge Baron Zeppeli! Avenge the fallen!" Ren also cheered but his voice cracked. Pyrrha stared in awe and delight at Jonathan's naked physique as the heartbroken man tried to pry off the steel chain attached to his neck.
Jonathan: YURUSAN! TARKUSSSSS!
*CLANG*
...
"Hold on, hold on, what part do you think they're at?" Weiss asked with a smile on her face. "Uhh, part 1, duh." Ruby snarked. "I know that, you- you- I mean, what part of part 1 they're at?" the heiress angrily asked.
"Let's see..." Blake tried to listen.
"OH MY GOSH, WHY IS HE BUILT LIKE A GORILLA'S BONER?!" -Nora
"The Tarkus fight! I bet it's the Tarkus fight!" Yang said with a blush on her face. "... Hmph!" Weiss pouted at the thought of other girls admiring her Joestar.
Ruby frowned however "William..."
It's finally daylight but as they left to check out the sunrise...
Joseph: Hold it, Miss Lisa Lisa! I still had unfinished business with you! While I was hanging there for dear life, I thought to myself 'How am I gonna get back on her?'
Yang and Caesar rolled their eyes.
Joseph: Shall I strip you bare? Or pinch your nose til you cry? What's it gonna be, what's it gonna be?! (D'ARBYYYY! Oops wrong part)
"Ughhh..!" the blonde brawler groaned, she can't stand it.
Lisa Lisa tossed a glass of water towards her son, but he caught it out of reflex and he can hold the water in.
Joseph: Holy shi- I did it! I'm holding a glass of water upside down! Caesar, look!
Caesar just smiled and shook his head.
Joseph suddenly kneeled at Lisa Lisa's feet begging for more training. "What a change in mood." Blake snarked. Weiss herself can't help chuckling at Yang's exaggerated pout. Ruby was impressed that Joseph learned how to control his hamon in just a couple of days.
Lisa Lisa reassured him that the training they will endure will be harder than that, saying that it was just a warmup. "Wait, am I hearing that correctly or was I just too angry?" Yang asked in worry. "No... You heard right, that was just a warm up." Blake replied.
A finger dipped itself at Joseph's glass.
Joseph: HAH?! And who the hell are you?
Two large men stared down at him.
The man dipping his finger removed his hand along with the water from the glass.
"Woah, what was that?" Ruby asked.
Caesar: The water! It's like... A pudding!
LL: This shall be your instructor. Messina and Loggins.
Loggins: Do you wanna learn about it, boy? Take a closer look.
Loggins motioned the two students to come closer to share his wisdom. But as they got closer, he deactivated the hamon causing the water to explode on their faces.
The two instructors and Ruby laughed heartily at that trick while WBY frowned. "Sheesh, jerks." Blake muttered.
Joseph: Fucking jackass..!
Loggins and Messina: WE ARE GONNA TURN YOU FROM BOYS... TO MEN!
And so, a training montage began. To which RWBY silently watched.
One test includes balancing yourself on top of tower poles.
Messina: Breathe! If you breathe in a rhythm, your muscles will exert far more force!
Another one was swimming laps around the island.
Loggins: I need you to breathe ten times in a second!
"W-What? That's ridiculous!" Blake exclaimed. Meanwhile Ruby hyperventilated, trying to see if it's realistic.
Joseph: T-This sucks!
Another exercise was them doing some exercises underwater.
Messina: Inhale for ten minutes then exhale for ten minutes. If you can do that, the mask comes off.
Joseph: What the fuck am I doing with my life?
Narrator: 7 days until the rings dissolve.
To be continued
"Oh so it's down to a week now! Wow..." Ruby panted. "He better be ready after all these stupid training exercises he's been through." Weiss huffed. "Caesar's got his back. They'll be alright... I hope." Blake reassured her.
"I-" Yang was interrupted as someone knocked on the door again.
...
"I knew this was the goddamn room... Hey! Open up! I'm looking for a Wise and a Young!" Joseph banged on the door.
Yang angrily opened the door.
"Halloween is four months awa- he- hey..." she deflated as she realized who it was.