Author's Note: Hello everyone! Just a couple more days until Halloween and the villain songs are coming up!
This one has us going back to the Reletivity/Gem Kids AU of Reverse/Diamond AU, in which the evil adult Steven Diamond has sent his three little gem minions to find and capture the leader of the Crystal Gems Connie.
The song is form the Nightmare Before Christmas…yeah you guys can already guess which one this is.
Kidnap Maheswaran!
"My Diamond."
All three gems bowed to their mighty master as he sat on his throne. Though these three where once his most mighty gems they are now reduced to the form of children, but this did not stop them from being his most loyal followers.
"I have called you three to do a mission that requires complete success and secrecy," The mighty Steven Diamond commanded.
"We won't fell you, my Diamond," said Jasper the leader of this miniature gem elite.
"No one but the four of us must know about this plan, absolutely no one, now come here."
He motioned them to come closer to his throne and he started whispering to them.
The Rubies and Quartz soldiers could not make out what they where saying just mentions of some words.
The three mini gems bowed as their Diamond finished, they where about to leave until Steven Diamond raised his hand.
"One more thing, though we are in an alliance with them…I do not want this plan to reach those Pine Twins ears," He said with fury in his eyes, "Understand?"
"Of course, My Diamond," Jasper saluted.
"We would never, My Diamond," Peridot saluted.
"They will never know, My Diamond," Lapis saluted.
But as they said that unbeknownst to Jasper and Steven both Lapis and Peridot crossed there fingers and looked at each other with a nasty chuckle.
Soon all three left the throne room and they started running across the hall of the ship until they reached a door to their base of operation.
Jasper, Lapis, & Peridot: Kidnap the Maheswaran girl.
Peridot: Now how shall we do it?
Lapis: Let's use a Pearl!
Jasper grabbed their heads and slammed their heads together.
Jasper: Our Diamond says to work together!
Peridot: Three of a kind.
Lapis: Birds of a feather.
Jasper, Lapis, & Peridot: Now and forever!
La la la la la la!
Peridot pressed on the door causing it to open up allowing all three to enter as they discuss the best way to complete their mission.
Jasper, Lapis, & Peridot: Kidnap Maheswaran, lock her up real tight. Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights.
Jasper: First, we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait, when she comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate!
Peridot: Wait! I've got a better plan that's better then you ever can, let's trap within a zoo and once we do, it'll be her doom!
Jasper, Lapis, & Peridot: Kidnap Maheswaran. Throw her in a box, bury her for ninety years then see if she talks.
Jasper walked away from her comrades to check their weapons for any ideas and while her back was turn Lapis and Peridot turned to each and a schemed.
Lapis: Then our real masters the Pine twins.
Lapis & Peridot: Can take the whole thing over then. They'll be so pleased I do declare. They'll give her quite a scare!
Whee!
Peridot chuckled as she send a small Robonoid with a message of their mission and send it to one of the Pines. Lapis quickly send the robot orb out the room just as Jasper walked towards them with a cannon.
Jasper: I say that we take this cannon and aim it at her door and then knock three times and when she answers that human fool will be no more!
Peridot: You Stupid clod, think now if we blow her up to smithereens we will lose some pieces and our Diamond will beat us black and green!
Peridot pointed her laser fingers at the cannon and destroyed it and with that the three gems continued to plan.
Jasper, Lapis, & Peridot: Kidnap Maheswaran, tie her in a bag, throw her in the ocean then see if she is sad.
While Jasper tossed a table in frustration Peridot and Lapis started plotting.
Lapis & Peridot: Now Ms and Mr Pines are the meanest ones around, If we where on their vengeance list I get out of town.
"What was that?" Jasper growled.
"Nothing," Peridot grinned the Lapis stood between them.
Lapis: He'll be so pleased by our success, that he'll reward us to I bet.
She flouted towards a giant Robonoid and activated along them to rid it as they entered another room filled with strange and harmful devices.
Jasper, Lapis, & Peridot: Perhaps will get a higher rank, and a Diamond royal thanks!
YES!
We're his loyal servants and we take our job with pride, we do our best to please him and stay on his good side.
Peridot: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
Jasper: I'm not the dumb one!
Lapis: You're no fun!
Peridot: SHUT UP!
Jasper: MAKE ME!
Then before either one started to fight the other Lapis once again stood between them while holding a large metal boxes causing the two to smile.
Lapis: I've got something, listen now, this one is real good, you'll see, we'll send a present to her door upon there'll be a note to read. Now, in the box we'll wait and hide until her curiosity-
Jasper, Lapis, & Peridot: Entices her to look inside and then we'll have her one, two, three!
Lapis dumped the box and out came tiny robonoids, except these where black and where more like round spiked spiders with small lasers on top, the latest weapons for the glory of Steven Diamond.
Jasper, Lapis, & Peridot: Kidnap Maheswaran, beat her with a stick, lock her up for ninety years, see what makes her tick.
They then started gathering the other weapons as well as the new robonoids and once they where done they hopped on top of the larger robonoid and started to leave the ship and headed straight towards the woods.
Jasper, Lapis, & Peridot: Kidnap Maheswaran, she'll fall for all our tricks, our glorious Diamond will sure to get his kicks.
Kidnap Maheswaran, see what we will see, lock her in a cage and then throw away the key!
As they vanished in the woods, you could still here the echos of their wicked laughter.
The End.
Author's Note: Hope you all enjoyed that one. This was one of the toughest ones to think of.